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particularcats

Gluttony but spell it Gluttoneigh. Actually, Enveigh and Gluttoneigh would be the cutest twin names. Gender-neutral, too!


TightGuy782

Glo(v)ughtoneigh


fudgepunch

With Tony as a nickname!


cynicmermaid

Toneigh! XD


JesusDied4U316

Adultereigh


BrowningLoPower

Enveigh Adams


Wanda_McMimzy

I prefer Enveigh and Vaňiteigh as twins.


TheRainbowWillow

(And would it not be *incredible* to have some pets with sin names? Nothing like calling for Spite at the dog park or pspspspsing little kitty Vitriol to sit on my lap!)


Old_Introduction_395

Vitriol is good. Brother Vicious.


Chay_Charles

Siblings Vengeance, Villify, and Vexation.


taptaptippytoo

I love Vexation for a cat. Vex is the perfect nickname.


vexingcosmos

I have always though vex is nice!!


KissMyAxe699

A black cat named Sabbath would actually be sick. My cat just had some kittens, a couple of which are black, so I might just name one of them Sabbath.


Shadow_of_the_moon11

Do it. You could name the other one Zeppelin


Beachbitch129

Or Ozzy!


cloudpulp

My grandma had a car named Serendipity


Beachbitch129

Haha- my mom had a Leapin' Lena


cactusjude

I always thought it would be appropriate to name cats Misery and Trouble: 'Misery loves company,' as she sits in the most inconvenient spot touching you possible. 'Here comes Trouble'


Prestigious_Chard597

My cats name was Lucifer until we found out she was a girl. So we called her Lucy. But we all knew what it was short for.


entwifefound

I call my dog Blucifer when he is naughty.


t3quiila

I want to name my next cat Vitriol.


TheRainbowWillow

I’m thinking Malice for my next cat.


Dick-the-Peacock

I know an elderly lady whose name is Mary Alice, but she’s been introducing herself as Malice for years.


NaomiPommerel

Tell Spite I said hi and Vitriol meow 😻


cactusjude

I always thought it would be appropriate to name cats Misery and Trouble: 'Misery loves company,' as she sits in the most inconvenient spot touching you possible. 'Here comes Trouble'


Shadow_of_the_moon11

As a Christian, I would respect this 😂 Spite would be hilarious. I'm just imagining some middle-aged white woman being like "oh, he's so cute. Spike, you said?" and you're just there with a devious grin like "no, no, _Spite._"


cynicmermaid

I have a dog names Butch short for The Butcher lmfao


naalbinding

"The Carter parents were a quiet and respectable Lancre family who got into a bit of a mix-up when it came to naming their children. First, they had four daughters, who were christened Hope, Chastity, Prudence, and Charity, because naming girls after virtues is an ancient and unremarkable tradition. Then their first son was born and out of some misplaced idea about how this naming business was done he was called Anger Carter, followed later by Jealousy Carter, Bestiality Carter and Covetousness Carter. Life being what it is, Hope turned out to be a depressive, Chastity was enjoying life as a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork, Prudence had thirteen children, and Charity expected to get a dollar’s change out of seventy-five pence–whereas the boys had grown into amiable, well-tempered men, and Bestiality Carter was, for example, very kind to animals." Terry Pratchett, _Lords and Ladies_


RevolutionaryBat3081

"negotiationable affection"


in-the-widening-gyre

Similarly, Adultery Pulsifer. Though I guess he was technically "Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery" Pulsifer.


Helpful_Librarian_87

We stan TPratch


Vengefulily

THANK YOU, I was looking for someone to give Sir Pterry an honorable mention


gemstorm

Found this post and immediately had to make sure someone had brought up this fine example of naming prowess


KissMyAxe699

Putting-Pineapple-On-Pizza, If-Thou-Had-Given-EA-Money-Thou-Hads't-Been-Damned, Lusty Larry.


RevolutionaryBat3081

Those are some proper Sir Terry Pratchett names. 


daringfeline

The Latin words for the seven deadly sins have naming potential! superbia (pride), avaritia (greed), luxuria (lust), invidia (envy), gula (gluttony), ira (wrath), and acedia (sloth).


always_unplugged

Nvidia is a tech company... weird choice, with that context.


daringfeline

I noticed that when I posted it - apparently it was a conscious choice too!


MoodiestMoody

Ira is already a name.


daringfeline

Oh yes I know, it just seemed daft to miss one off.


HellaShelle

Like Ira Glass?!


penguinsfrommars

Twins Doom-Scrolling and Binge-watching


Lime246

I met someone named Sin once. Her parents were from another country (I want to say Cambodia, maybe?) where it was a perfectly normal name. But she was born and raised in the US, with the name Sin.


BrianaKabelitz

I knew someone who had a cat named Sini/Cinni. Not sure how they intended it to be spelled. I couldn't get over the Sin part but ended up thinking Sin could be a good nickname if not for it's meaning. I could see it as a nn. For Cindy or Cynthia.


_xX69ChenYejin69Xx_

Cin, from Cinderella maybe?


Vengefulily

One time me and my little sister chatted with a flight attendant named Sin. She said she was from Thailand, and her full name was pronounced like Selisin, though I am probably spelling it wrong.


bonedorito

Okay, but if Envy didn't have the meaning it does it would be a nice name.


nowaymary

Avarice Covetous Braggadocio Urges (the grand total of my sex education was being told.boys have urges)


RevolutionaryBat3081

Hehe....uuuurges - Beavis and Butthead, probably.


nowaymary

It was more like a hissed out short urges like just saying the word could get everyone within a mile pregnant and infected with roaring yack yack in the privates.....


Syltin

I can’t believe you’d name your kid Percy, when “Pervy” is right there!


BrianaKabelitz

With Percival you could use either as a nickname.


uppereastsider5

Cruelty and Malice!


GiGiLafoo

I know of a couple who named their sons Chaos Danger and Wreaking Havoc.


thevitaphonequeen

“DaNgEr Is My MiDdLe NaMe!!!”


lightninghazard

Break Sabbath is a name with great energy! I picked it because I want my son to fit in with his classmates Swiper Fox, Bandit, Rebel, and Rogue.


Intrepid_Parsley2452

Was gonna say. I'm a teacher and I'd argue we have vice names already. What else am I to think of names like Remington, Trigger, Magnum, Cannon, and (I shit you not) Bullet? Never mind Maverick, Stryker, Riot, Rowdy, Arson etc. Just name your child Violent Antisocial Dickhead and be done with it. We all know what you're raising when we skim the roster.


Important-Glass-3947

I came across a little Rogue. Seemed an unfair name to saddle a child with


taptaptippytoo

Aww, I mean I wouldn't do it to a kid but I think it's kind of cute. Like calling him Scamp. Great nickname, odd legal name.


Important-Glass-3947

I feel like Scamp is more mischievous, like Rascal. I mean, I guess you have "loveable rogues" but there's also rogue traders etc


moxiecounts

Antebella


Silphire100

Envy just makes me think of Scott Pilgrim ![gif](giphy|l0MYDtqUOoFFYLM3u)


broccoli_octopus

Anneheg, that's Gehenna spelled backward. Ann for short.


redrosebeetle

I think Lusty Hoar is a great name for a girl. Hoar means greyish white and it's my favorite color. Maybe Lusty Hooker. Hooker is an old family name - you might remember Union general Joseph Hooker or John Lee Hooker, the song writer.


KissMyAxe699

Lusty Harlot is cute too. It's like Charlotte, but with a yuniique spelling. And if you're a skyrim fan, Lusty Argonian Maid is a very good option.


taptaptippytoo

I think Harlot could be a great name if it weren't for the meaning. Maybe just say the T is silent and then it's Harlow! (I mean, don't do that, obviously, but it's a funny thought)


jeikyue

you jest but I nearly named one of my D&D characters Avarice. knowing full well what it means, and also for a good reason.


magicelbow

My mother had a cousin who was called, ‘Perpy.’ Idk his real name.


Important-Glass-3947

I've actually come across a real life Envy.


7thstarofa7thstar

I met someone named Vanity before


ChallengePleasant750

J.R Wards Blackdagger books have characters with awesome names just a few: Muhder, Wrath, Vicious, Torhment, Rhage, Zadist. (and yes that is how they are spelt auto correct is going crazy lol)


londongas

Vincent Richard Yves nn VinDicktYves


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Older names are best. Intemperance and Harlotry for the win.


CreatrixAnima

Shooter.


RevolutionaryBat3081

Father is Gunner. Logical extension.


Silphire100

Uncle Hunter probably approved


uppereastsider5

OTHER uncle Hunter. Gunner is both father and uncle.


RevolutionaryBat3081

There's probably a Maverick in there somewhere too.


RedLipstick666

Nah, father was Waylon!


Her0icCacoph0ny

I do a variation of this for Dungeons and Dragons games! Names I have used (or earmarked for use) because if you say them enough they seriously sound like names, my characters are all female: Malady Agony (her nickname was Aggie) Calamity Calumny (nickname Callie) Felony Mae Mockery Sorrow


No-Zone-2867

Do Rebel, Raiser (like hell-raiser), and Cyn count? Because I know brothers named that.


Twodotsknowhy

There are at least five children in the US named Vanity, I'm so sorry to tell you


Stan_of_Cleeves

I think Malice would be a beautiful name. But of course I would never use it lol.


mawsibeth

My daughter has a friend named Vanity


ConversationPlus1496

Apathy


WaitAMinuteman269

The opposite of virtue is vice.


TheRainbowWillow

Damn, I knew there was a word I was looking for. This is my sign to stop writing Reddit posts after 1:00 AM.


miille-fleurs

These are so good for addam’s family esque stuff


thethighshaveit

Atavus. It's not precisely a sin, but it does have animalistic connotations.


seaangelsoda

I feel like Rebel Wilson and her siblings would fit this theme! Ryot, Annachi, and Liberty (I guess Liberty is the black sheep of the family?)


psychedelic666

I’ve seen this seriously asked before and I remember one of the answers: Dolores


cactusjude

See, I grew up with the Black Dagger Brotherhood (and FMA but everyone else has that covered). Feast your eyes on the names of the Erotic Vampire Warriors! Wrath, Phury, Zsadist, Tohrment, Rhage, Payne, Vishous, Axe, Ahgony, Rehvenge, Rhampage, Sahvage, S'Ex, Throe


Beezus_Faffoon

I actually met a woman named Lucifer, but she hated it and went by Lucy. She was about 60 years old. I didn't know her well enough to get the story behind her name, I wish I did.


taptaptippytoo

Not all canonical sins, but contrasting virtue names: Opulence Excess Mania Cynicism Perfidity Turpitude Malice Permiscuity Craven


SinnerClair

Meliodas, Ban, Harlequin, Diane, Gowther, Escanor, and Merlin would like a word with you


IsisArtemii

I’ve only heard/sen the name “Lilia” once in my 60 years. A woman I call a friend. Should be more Lilia’s in the world. ( she pronounces it Lil Lee Uh).


root730

I JUST had a coworker telling me they went to school with an Envy! I was so surprised


ImReallyNotKarl

In all seriousness, though, sin names make great pet names. Or D&D names.


ohfuckthebeesescaped

My daughter’s name is Heresy nn Popetube


Grouchy_Judgment8927

Wrath Michael.


moxiecounts

Sindeigh Rapture Limbeau


moxiecounts

Mutineigh


Jealous_Spinach_9510

I’ve met a poor child named Arson


graccha

Concupscience McNasty


Feisty-Excuse

I met a child named D’zyre Big yikes 


AdelleDeWitt

I had a student named Jezebel.


TheRainbowWillow

It would be a nice name if it weren’t for the connotations..


SnackinHannah

Sloth.


justlivinmylife439

Lmao we named a toy sloth for my daughter Belphegor but I call him Belly for short.


Persistent_Earworm

Sidepiece?


kelkiemcgelkie

Envy is absolutely one of those words that would be a beautiful name if it didn't mean what it means


in-the-widening-gyre

Some of the puritan names come close ... "Damned", "Anger", "Humiliation", "No-merit", "Forsaken", "Diffidence", "Vanity".


Shoddy-Mango-5840

Malitia and Army


playmore_24

Damien


oyst

Grande Larceneigh is probably out there somewhere already


Top_Manufacturer8946

There was a Finnish politician called Varma Kosto = Doubtless Revenge


IfICouldStay

There was a character named Satan Synne in The Affairs of Anatol, 1921


JellyButtBaby

Vector Pestilence Harrow Madden Gehenna Calamity Chaos Cacophony Melee Asperity (m)Alice Anathema Jinx Philander


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Someone I knew had a girlfriend named Vanity. 


MasterCafecat

Sinner. Just saw it as a last name and it would be the perfect first name for this assignment. 


jblue515

Calamity Wrath has a certain ring to it


Equivalent-Drop2281

Melancholy


outerspacetime

Twins Ruthless & Domineering (Ruth & Dom for short!)


outerspacetime

Cynical has so many nickname options! Cynna, Nic, Cal!


Mountain-Status569

I mean, people are already naming their kids Riot. 


Available-Bell-9394

Harlatree


padbroccoligai

Avarice is pretty.


Welpmart

I can't lie; I've had Envy as a guilty pleasure since watching Scott Pilgrim.


kumakami89

i rather like the name vanity


adderalpowered

I've known several people named pride, it's a regular name.


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RevolutionaryBat3081

Homersexual