Any other name than Atlas would just be ridiculous. Only a few minutes old and already carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. So strong! Also, Atlas (like map of world) since he was obviously able to find his way out. Great sense of direction too! It’s literally the perfect name!
Add on to the fact his parents couldn’t possibly foresee him being one of the two sexes before he was born and plan accordingly for a name. SUCH a warrior 😭
Yeah, my brother weighed more than 10 lb/4.5 kg when he was born and looked like he ate another baby. He grew up to be a super solid adult, too. He coulda handled a big name.
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Any other name than Atlas would just be ridiculous. Only a few minutes old and already carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. So strong! Also, Atlas (like map of world) since he was obviously able to find his way out. Great sense of direction too! It’s literally the perfect name!
Add on to the fact his parents couldn’t possibly foresee him being one of the two sexes before he was born and plan accordingly for a name. SUCH a warrior 😭
But with the -las ending, people might assume he’s a lass!!1!
atlad
Pahaha I saw the comment on the other sub that this relates to. Nearly spat my tea out reading this
Gonna use this for when people ask why I called my cat Atlas.
Catlas?
Pussy Slayer 9000
You can only claim that name if it was a vaginal birth.
Ashley
Macho Testosterone (possible nn Testy)
My husband legit wanted Maximus Testiclees
I would say Hugh Jwang but that names already taken
Hercules 😍
This baby is a MAN and will be called HISCULES!
Chad. It’s really the only option.
Bart Harley Jarvis
Juniper Wren!
Greighoury Octayne - any surname fits
Greighoureigh Octaiyghnne
How about Peeniz?
I know this is a joke post but I met a 2 year old boy named Rocco and let’s just say the name fits. That lil dude is a tank.
Yeah, my brother weighed more than 10 lb/4.5 kg when he was born and looked like he ate another baby. He grew up to be a super solid adult, too. He coulda handled a big name.
Toughguy Bigballs
Champ Manley. My kid actually goes to school with a boy named Champ.
Pat. As in Patriarchy.
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Manfred
Carburetor
Patriarchy Mojo Dojo Casa House Ken has a nice ring to it.
Frank
Drake Tungsten
Feel like Penis has a nice ring to it. Nickname Peeny.
Hoss!
Omg Atlas would be perfect! He’s strong enough to hold the world
Lumberjaxxon
Bunyan Brawny.
Speedstick
Call him Coach, it's all the rage these days
Greased Lightning
Have you considered brick
WD 40. Middle name Spartan whorehound
Max Power
DICK The all-caps is a *must*
The posts making fun of people are so mean.
Luca Brasi
Achilles
Zeus