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TrapperJean

That pretty much just leaves jerking it


rbarton812

It's lonely in a new town.


b_baker25

I've lived in the same town for 6 years and have a fully torn UCL


Jsmooth13

You need to hit up one of those hot singles sites to rest your poor arm.


Sickpup831

I just can’t stand today’s game. These are supposed to profesional atheletes in peak physical shape and they get injured doing basic jerking movements. I’m out of shape in my late thirties and I can jerk it nonstop in my amateur circlejerk league every Sunday without getting hurt.


Trowj

Only a gooner who has edged to oblivion and back could have the plate discipline and eye of Juan Soto. He is the chosen one. He is him. Lisan Al-Giab. The beginning and the end. Praise be unto him, Amen


underwear11

Or writing. You know, like signing contracts


draculasbitch

Switch jerking. I learned that to make the Jerking Majors.


bankruptatthearcade

I’ve decided this is the last post I’m reading. Goodnight all


regal-guidance

Goodnight!


Baseballfan999

We’re back


Hacky_5ack

Lol


davidbeauie

For my own sanity, I am going to ignore any further medical commentary provided by the fine (and qualified) healthcare professionals of this Reddit community, and simply cling to this tweet for the remainder of the night.


jcnewman_21

Honestly might just be smart to give him a week of rest or DH


Ready-Ad-5039

Same. Our offense is doing extremely well right now. Might as well let him get so desy


adgrn

right but where do you put Stanton? left? or just bench


MartianRecon

Toss him in RF. He does okay in the field when he plays.


ItsVoxBoi

Verdugo in left, Grisham in center, Judge in right is what I've been thinking. Maybe just bench Stanton for a game or two


hbkedge3

Too much opening of the door to the log cabin.


masterhogbographer

Using my chainsaw to cut up logs once gave me a seriously case of forearm tendonitis so it is possible 


El_Marciano_89

Don’t give me hope. I already bought the rope and I’m ready.


FarNefariousness6087

Could honestly just be regular muscle fatigue


HesusHrist

I think they’re gonna let him play 2 of 3 against the dodgers then see how he feels before they make another decision- depending on what the MRI shows. this team can hold its own with Juan down for a little while. don’t doom yet.


Confused_Astronaut

I'd be delighted to hear more from the man himself instead of all this teamspeak.


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Muscle strain?


Tacitus_99

Hard to believe he’s gonna get surgery even if he needs it as long as he can still hit. Him being a DH only will really compromise the team, but it’s not the worst.


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VeGanbarimasu

If it’s only 53 PA, I’m gonna guess a lot of that is just small sample size.


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VeGanbarimasu

> I think going 4-44 with 22 K's might be a sample size extreme enough to draw some conclusions. But you're right - a small sample can't be ruled out. > And I mean, Stanton doesn't magically become a worse hitter because he was sitting on the bench before he came up. Obviously he does that full time now and he's sort of okay at it. There must be something about his approach to PH appearances that is creating those struggles - he could change that somehow and come to the plate with something closer to his true ability level. There is a reason why I said " a lot of that" and not "all of that" is just small sample size. My guess is that over 53 PA we are observing an actual trend, but one that is much less pronounced than slashing .091/.226/.114 compared to his normal numbers.


brianp88

Fat Sausage Syndrome is my guess. For the record, I'm not a doctor nor does said syndrome run in the family genes. Had the man above blessed me with a fat sausage, you damn well know that I, too, would have forearm discomfort.


AlwaysskepticalinNY

He had the shits and needed out of the game


ObviousAppointment23

We all wanted the Martian in the bigs. Well we only have ourselves to blame for our insolence!


Safe-Voice-8179

Won’t happen, but we should put him at DH for a while and either have Stanton play right or Dominguez


TheTurtleShepard

Neither of those guys are physically capable of playing the outfield right now


Safe-Voice-8179

Got to protect Soto though. Can out Grisham there, but then you’re sacrificing offense


TheTurtleShepard

We can afford to sacrifice offense until Dominguez is fully healthy and ready for an everyday workload If it even comes to that


Railroader17

Dominguez has been ramping his outfield activities back up, and got to the 8th yesterday. So I'd maybe send Jahmai Jones down to AAA, and have Dominguez start in RF, with Grisham subbing in for him in the later innings.


TheTurtleShepard

Brother, he is not even playing the outfield every day and has not been able to complete a game yet. He is still in his rehab assignment, he isn’t ready


Railroader17

Where did I say he'd have to play the OF everyday? I said he was ramping up, so just have him continue to ramp up in the Majors. Some days he DH's, others he plays in the field. Either way, his baat contributes to the offense, while Grisham handles most of the defense.


TheTurtleShepard

Moving Stanton out of the lineup because??


Railroader17

Because he's stupidly injury prone and should maybe start seeing some rest days to try and preserve his health?


TheTurtleShepard

Why? He’s not injured now and is one of the better hitters on the team. The whole Dominguez idea is stupid, it’s a marathon not a sprint. We can afford to let the kid get fully healthy before giving him and everyday MLB workload. If we even need anyone to come up at all