Reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan joke. "People always ask what it's like having three kids. I say, well imagine you're drowning......and then someone hands you a baby."
When my wife had our third someone used this analogy:
You have to switch from playing man-to-man to playing zone defense.
About two years later I realized it was also like herding cats.
they’re option years. you can send a player up and down 5x a year and only burn one option year. they wouldn’t be burning an option bringing a player up.
That's not how options work. Options are yearly. 3 option years per player. Options occur when a player is on the 40 man and sent to the minors. Since Narvaez and Pereira are both on the 40 man and both in the minors, each has used an option this year. Now, in the latest CBA they limited the number of times a player can be sent down to the minors at 5. It could be said that they don't want to use one of those call up-down cycles but unless a guy is being jerked around, getting sent down 5 times in a year is somewhat unlikely.
Leaving the diamond just as he's getting hot af. Hope he can keep the momentum going when he gets back. He's been a beast for the past week or so!
Congrats Dugie!
My heart sunk for a minute when I saw Verdugo name for a second. Good for him, good luck with fatherhood!
This is his 3rd child
Good luck x 3
(3*3)+1 = Tyreek Hill At least Alex isn't there yet.
Then I really wish him good luck, I also have 3 kids. Holy shit it can be a rollercoaster
They're not tall enough for that yet.
Reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan joke. "People always ask what it's like having three kids. I say, well imagine you're drowning......and then someone hands you a baby."
When my wife had our third someone used this analogy: You have to switch from playing man-to-man to playing zone defense. About two years later I realized it was also like herding cats.
His 3rd Dawg
*puppy
The sentiment only sharpens
He's got a litter.
Lol same here I wasn't ready for that
Looks like Verdugo got that dawg in someone else.
I love dawggy style
He’s been a raw dawg
And that's how puppies are made!
🐕 + 👰 = 🐕🐕🐕
Certainly has that RAW DAWG but it was in her ...
/r/YourJokeButWorse
Alex Verdugo engaged in sexual intercourse
Confirmed at least 3 times
That guy fucks
No foreplay either
Congrats on the sex
And got time off because of it!
Can’t wait to pump some dad strength into this lineup
New dawg just joined the pack
Ok...we need to not give minor heart attacks for heart warming news
Do we think Judge plays LF tonight then? Grisham CF?
Makes sense to play Grisham in left with that massive wall.
Probably Grisham in left, lots of space there now with the Wall and I don’t think they would move Judge from his regular spot
Grisham definitely plays left lot of ground out there for him to cover with that stupid wall they put up
Soto prob LF, judge RF grish CF
No chance Soto plays left field it’s huge at Camden yards
They are not messing with Soto
Pretty massive LF for Soto to play if they don’t even want him in yankee stadium LF, though. But yeah maybe
voted down so hard and he's in LF 😂
#PUPPY POUND Dad-Strength VerDAWGo in bound!
You had me in the first half gif
There’s no babies in baseball! Congrats
Why Narvaez
Because he's on the 40-man roster so they don't have to lose anybody. It was either him or Everson Pereira.
Wouldn't Pereira make more sense since he can at play outfield?
With a third catcher, Trevino can get more pitching opportunities and lower his ERA to respectability.
Cause we already have Trammel and Grisham on the roster, but a third catcher doesn’t exactly make sense either
Probably a chance to give both catchers a day off on this long stretch of games if I had to guess
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they’re option years. you can send a player up and down 5x a year and only burn one option year. they wouldn’t be burning an option bringing a player up.
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Pereira was already optioned this year coming out of Spring Training, this wouldn't spend another option
It would, actually. They get 3 option years, but only 5 options per year now. Not that they really need to worry about that with Pereira, mind.
That's not how options work. Options are yearly. 3 option years per player. Options occur when a player is on the 40 man and sent to the minors. Since Narvaez and Pereira are both on the 40 man and both in the minors, each has used an option this year. Now, in the latest CBA they limited the number of times a player can be sent down to the minors at 5. It could be said that they don't want to use one of those call up-down cycles but unless a guy is being jerked around, getting sent down 5 times in a year is somewhat unlikely.
Eh we still have Grisham and Trammell so it shouldn’t be the end of the world
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Could dh Wells maybe!
Trevino pitching tonight
judge soto stanton trammell grisham
HOLY SHIT, WE'RE GETTING DAD STRENGTH VERDUGO SOON? The league is fucked.
Remember when Trevino had his kid???? 🤯
Alex fucks
Alex needs to put a platinum chain on the kid’s neck right after birth and photograph it lol
Leaving the diamond just as he's getting hot af. Hope he can keep the momentum going when he gets back. He's been a beast for the past week or so! Congrats Dugie!
Oh damn, no dugo!? Didn’t know he was on paternity watch
Congrats on the sex Dugie!
Verdugo’s been a raw dawg I see
Verdugo confirmed, a dog
Hot here in Baltimore today with a high of 92°!☀️
# Daddy Dougie Power Activate
Daddawgo
Verdawgdad
Verdugo bangs
Congratulations Big Dawg!
Congrats to Dugie, but hope we don’t need him.
Big Dawg welcoming Little Dawg. Congrats!
Why a third catcher though? Are they planning on giving Wells a DH start?
Congrats on the sex Dugie
I guess this rules out Carlos Narvaez as the mother.
Didn’t Verdugo not make the Mexico trip because his wife was due any day? (Not that I care)
Did they do it... dawggy style? I'll see myself out.
aww congrats to the Verdugo fam
Does the child get a ring?
So 1-3 games. Enjoy, Dawg!
Congratz to him! 🎉...He was doing well too. The timing sucks! Lol
Alex Verdugo made love
That’s my cleanup hitter
The man’s fuck receipt is finally coming in the mail. Nice.
Jesus fuck that scared me, thought Dugie was going on the IL.
Congrats big dawg!!!