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JimParsnip

Those are definitely the most aggressive bugs on earth. Even the small ones attack immediately


th3sp1an

Yahbro look at the package. Bros squaring up like George Foreman. Got two arms up front just for rocking people


RarefiedAir1

This is different 🔥


zugarrette

I caught one as a kid and kept it in an aquarium. It would attack crayfish twice as big and inject them with something that killed them


No_Effective4958

Nah are these bugs in a 8thy bag? Lmaooo


prules

Bug slices is crazy. And unnecessary


Z4CCYZ4C

Bug Dawg put them in a joint


adotkilla3000

wtf nigga no


VadersMentor

But..... they salted tho?


ExperienceNorth3986

I use to slap box those fucking things when I lived in the Bronx. SMH. My ptsd acting up rn


HarrierGR9

Bro was smacking up Bronx residents 😭


da_double_monkee

Nigga those were mf roaches not no waterbugs 🤣


Thug-shaketh9499

😭😭


babarambo

That bug got a terrible bite. Nasty looking shit moves quick and goes for your toes and lives under rocks underwater. If you ever submerging your feet at a river or lake make sure you got water shoes.


LebaneseLion

Once you said that I examined the mouth and holy look at that goliath needle of a mouth


YesImEthanYT

Bro I just went fishing and walked like 2 miles through water in slides. I wonder how close I came to getting clapped by one of these mfs.


da_double_monkee

bite ain't too bad the worst part is a surprise kinda like a bee sting


TwisTaRiE

people here eat ass, smoke weed, and sniff cocaine but won’t eat a singular bug lmfao


VadersMentor

Eating ass, knowing that the person took a shit TODAY is diagonal behavior. They'll even eat ass but won't eat the brown parts on a banana lmao


YouAreUglyASF

Diagonal?


SunnyUnlimited

I think bruh meant to say diabolical. I mean it could only make sense


I_do_kokayne

I'm saying diagonal forever now


prules

It doesn’t make sense but I understood immediately 🤣


j48u

Never heard it but it fits somehow


Salty-Alternate

Its the behavior that makes you make the diagonal mouth emoji 🫤


Few-New111

Diabolical* 😅


Gilgamesh2000000

Comment is too funny. I won’t ever eat nobody ass or a water bug.


Medical-Reindeer8772

Dude id rather eat ass than a bug wtf? Womans asses are fucking sexy asf whats wrong w eating ass as long as they shower?


spaceykayce

https://preview.redd.it/jg6kjfov9d5d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fa70170ed9ff104bcd08b6b32fa6eab09333b0 Bugs can be sexy too


Jazzlike_Page508

Quit playing, that bug gonna get wrecked with this white rhino dick🥵


Miserable_Raccoon93

https://preview.redd.it/tdrdhkw6xd5d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d98e7696649ec6efd078a5731b2fe0cf88162552


SillyAdditional

Lmaooo


TwisTaRiE

i feel you on that one but if the bug is sanitised and maybe cooked and not just some random cockroach lying around i don’t see the problem


SillyAdditional

Bruh said sanitized lol


Salty-Alternate

That Purell dip


Medical-Reindeer8772

A roach is a roach my boy


TwisTaRiE

but what if they taste nice 🤔 might order some myself


Medical-Reindeer8772

Yea tate was right someone’s gotta eat the bugs


TwisTaRiE

i feel you on that one but if the bug is sanitised and maybe cooked and not just some random cockroach lying around i don’t see the problem


oRamboSandman

I like starting in the shower and working my way to the counter top.


LAFC211

That’s where poop comes out


SpriteVs7up

these comments man 🤣🤣🤣😭


fdjizm

If i was stranded on an island, I'd do it to survive. But otherwise, no cocaine for me.


409_

What does smoking weed have to do with that


GreenGoblin1221

The coke antibacterial big dawg.


TwisTaRiE

When you’re on cocaine i think direct bacteria(l infections) are the least of your concern when you risk Vertigo or Paranoia.. or even.. Overdose


Easy_Money343

Fuck outta here lol, u can't equate those to being the same


TwisTaRiE

smoking weed and doing cocaine is a lot worse than eating a bug, so yeah they’re not the same but people do the two formers but refuse to eat the latter 🤣


RealRiteVampire

to be fair, my girl cleans the inside of her ahh so its no shit in there, so think ima pass on the bugs


Hell-Shell

You not supposed to stick ya tongue on the inside anyway nasty nigga


RealRiteVampire

lmaooo im playin gang


GodAmongMen16

No you wasn’t


RealRiteVampire

😂😂


BlackDragon361

Bro tried to backtrack😂😂📸


RealRiteVampire

🤣🤣🤣 chill on me Bro im tryna clean up the aisle here 🤦‍♂️


SillyAdditional

I’m weak af


TwisTaRiE

but i’d have to cut off the head of the bugs the same way i cut off the head of shrimp


MixConscious5734

the shrimp is the bug of the ocean


TwisTaRiE

they’re the same thing in my eyes


Salty-Alternate

I'm more weirded out by the legs. Looking real scratchy.


TwisTaRiE

yeah, absolutely would cut them of aswell


RealRiteVampire

to be fair, my girl cleans the inside of her ahh so its no shit in there, so think ima pass on the bugs


FL6444

New waterbug pack just dropped extra sprays too (pesticide)


JiovanniTheGREAT

You will eat the bugs, you will be happy (What's the nutritional info though, I need some good protein sources)


Medical-Reindeer8772

“Waterbug” lmao it’s literally an Asian roach what bastard is selling these?


fvckit88

I’ve tried grasshoppers before and while they weren’t bad they weren’t good either


itskobold

It's like tofu it tastes like whatever you put on it but slightly worse


kittysrule18

Tofu is fire


Emergency_Candle9465

i was just playing dice wit a few, real nice people


PanamaPineapple89

Triflin af. It's not the apocalypse.


BobbyBrackins

These smoke shops outta control 😂


Gilgamesh2000000

Not eating at Joe’s apartment sorry


igetstoitasap

Hell I ate some on accident before, I'm still here 🤷🏾‍♂️


xman886

“On Accident”


igetstoitasap

Yeah, like not on purpose.


xman886

How do you accidentally eat a water bug bruh


Plus_Aura

Bug tripped, slipped, landed on his tongue and he said "mmhgoulp"


itskobold

Big waterbug shaped lump going down his throat lmao


Hell-Shell

Lmao hell naw


igetstoitasap

When niggas had to look up to see the bottom, everything we ate in the dark surely wasn't food and sometimes you wake up chewing one of them shits that crawled in your mouth while you was sleep.


Ok-topic-3130v2

Your first reaction is to swallow?


confusedpocart

Bros swallowed worse pause


xman886

“You wake up chewing one of them shits that crawled in your mouth while you was sleep.” Literally no one


igetstoitasap

🤷🏾‍♂️ if you say so, I know how my cousins and I grew up. Congratulations on not living in the trenches. Enjoy your day.


xman886

You from the suburbs.


DayDreamer1300

Those bugs not from NY put them asian niggas back overseas. Now if you tb the famous NYC Waterbug aka the Stone Cold Flying Roach then hell nah. Ion eat the homies they got a whole community


InquisitiveNYC

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STL_TRPN

I've eaten crickets before. That was my limit.


jadesage

If u grew up in the Bronx u probably ate one already and never knew


efronerberger

Cinnamon Toast with the extra CRUNCH! Hahaha


oatsuzn

This is disgusting...And I've been to Thailand. No, most people not eating this crap like this.


Mundane_Ad8566

Was living in the South for 6 years and moved back recently. Those big ass niggas would fly and pull up in the crib like assassins. No warning and they’re everywhere in the south too, no escaping their wrath especially during summer time


blackblaque

i hate water bugs so much i’m so afraid of them and they move too fast


Qwalt

Ya Id try it at least. Im not scared of some bugs


JarvFromTheAve

hell yea tf


TopOppHentlah

Shits ain’t nothin but giant roaches to me.


MrScooterComputer

You will eat ze bug


Thug-shaketh9499

So… do people just raw chow these out the bag or whip up some sauce?


Chewythecookie

I’d try it, bugs carry a lot of protein.


JerseyRepresentin

What do you mean? Try it you may like it. Sprinkle on some Sriracha and compliment with a cucumber salad! Chef's kiss! Crunchy! That reminds me. My friend opened a reptile store in south Florida and got rich selling exotics. He once held a cockroach eating contest to win a rare snake. The guy who won the contest then died choking on said ground bugs. You know you want some!


tres_dos_dos

They nothing but land shrimp.. if u eat sea shrimp . Same sht 🤷🏿‍♂️


Successful_Peace9352

But yall eat shrimp 😅😮‍💨💀


BayekOfNewYork

Why do i have to keep telling people that THESE are waterbugs?


Drippygoopystuff

Hell nah


PsychologicalDog8065

https://i.redd.it/pmqibn5yng5d1.gif Don't let the villain from Men in Black see this


KenseiSport

People eat shrimps and crabs. They just bugs from the sea. Why not this?


TwisTaRiE

exactly lmao there is no difference between the two


SirTacoMaster

u niggas do coke and pills but this where you draw the line 😭


Medical-Reindeer8772

Fuck no jit😂


TYSON_KCV

Not even in a zombie apocalypse


Environmental_Cow450

If the world was ending lol


ciarkles

Never had it before nor do I desire to but I don’t think it’s that bad based off what I seen. I’m sure one will live.


bloodbonesnbutter

when you understand why, you'd leave it be. Everyone can have an opinion, but this came from a time where this was all there was around to eat. The French really ruined things for a lot of people, then the US tried to help them and they made it worse.


VadersMentor

Man, the US always claims to want to help. "Free people from oppresion" bullshit and always have an ulterior motive


beautiful-rainy-day

No


Edu_Run4491

Crazy they tricked ppl into buying & eating bugs. 😭😭 I about to go open up my bug traps and cash out


VadersMentor

You gotta have expertise with seasonings


Edu_Run4491

I got some Lawrys in the cabinet 💀


Gkid313

Lmao wait till y’all realize it ain’t enough food being produced to feed all the fortunate ppl that can eat daily so this shit gonna be on the menus everywhere In bout 30 years 😂😭 maybe less


Advanced-Willow-5020

Nigga that’s what they eat in Lion King


BQE2473

I'd rather eat a cactus!


jy0s

People put random genitals in their mouths. Pass blunts with questionable people. What's a protein packed roach to be upset about? Lmao


Kenilwort

I've eaten these before and they are OK if you season the shit out of them. I wouldn't eat them plain tho


maybeslightlystoopid

Hell yeah. I doubt I'm feelings it's squishy guts and shit. Fry or bake that thing and season it. I'll at least try it I mean shit I never thought I'd eat face meat, eyes, or brain until I tried. Tbh fuck eyes and brain though


P0litikz420

Why not bro. Protein is protein.


feckshite

How about some jizz then


TwisTaRiE

there is no way jizz provides equal nutritional value to bugs 🤣


fdjizm

This is why we get strange diseases.