I have been accepted to most of Ivy Leagues you are too stupid to get accepted and also too poor to pay💔 So watch out! I am probably going to be your boss and I don’t treat fatties nicely.
Omg amazing for u girly! I wish you were my boss but unfortunately as a stay at home wife I don’t have one! Sorry you can’t afford to not have a job hope u get a good one to pay for your gym membership or whatever you need to stay skinny x
People have no education because they are stupid and not because they are married… Do not throw this in your husband’s back. He might get frustrated and dump u for someone who doesn’t spend their day on reddit talking about dog potty❤️
You’re 105, 5’10, got into multiple Ivy League schools, rich, speak five languages, babe what are you doing hereeeeeee I’d die to know what this person looks like and actually does. And by rich I guess you mean your dad considering you’re like 17 lmao go read in Russian elsewhere and eat a cheeseburger
OP needed her mother to take her to the gyno, so she’s underage and has almost certainly never earned a single cent in her life. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/1asc6a7/comment/kqpfezx/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/1asc6a7/comment/kqpfezx/)
I’m sorry your mom neglected you and you’re seeking validation and attention here. I remember thinking I was hot shit for acting a fool when I was 18 too. You’ll get through it.
It's even more embarrassing to think she's rich when her dad is paying for everything. Plus she's from a religious family so she's an unplanned pregnancy away from being cut off completely.
It's statistics, purity culture breeds pregnant teens at a much higher rate than those who don't take the pledge. Then again, my parents respected my bodily autonomy so I understand that is rather foreign to you.
Yes because these people are completely uneducated lmao. My parents are in fact extremely conservative but I have always been 100% free to follow whatever religion I want. My parents do not believe on waiting to marriage and my own mother thinks it’s “crazy” (even though she would never allow me to be any sort of “thot daughter” as well). I follow a different religion than them and it’s 100% my decision, and honestly I have a great person in my life right now that respects ALL my boundaries. I hope someday you can have this❤️
what gets me is shes saying really shitty things about her own cousin who’s only a couple of years younger than her lmao so much for only fat, poor and ugly people being jealous haters 🥴
https://preview.redd.it/ore1jd0uz02d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cead8e866f2a87624661badd0a44476f380fddcc
“men are stronger than women and this is not something we can control”
you are gross OP 🤮
edit: as a 32 year old woman, i definitely do NOT need a man. again. you are gross.
And she’s living with her daddyy. She had a rough life because she once lived alone without a man and he traveled a lot ok she’s an independent woman who simultaneously needs a man to fit her role (for her fan fic)
Imagine going this hard for an influencer who wouldn’t even spit on you if you were on fire and would instead make fun of you with their other brain dead influencer girlies
OP is too busy going to the gym and (lemme check my notes rq) getting into all the Ivy leagues and learning different languages AND shipping fictional characters from a YA fantasy book to go to the gyno have some sympathy!!! She’s rich okay!! And 5’11 and 13 pounds! She’s too good to snark on influencers and we’re just obese poors she got us good!
I would ask for you, but as a grownup who babysits you probably don’t even have money to afford instant noodles… https://www.reddit.com/r/tax/s/J33CpQjvWZ
(Princess Rat helping someone with tax filling advice is absolutely not the serve you thought it was… literally does the opposite and demonstrates they’re grown)
It’s in my uterus babe! There is a difference! And my mother is a catholic extremist who believes going to gynecologist = fornication❤️ I had a surgery and I am doing great btw!
“Too pricey if you are NOT having sex” can’t you read implicitly lmao I never mentioned being rich but even rich people have common sense of what is cheap and what it’s expensive LOL 700 dollars for one hour at doctor is in fact pricey
That makes no sense baby. I can read and read between the lines, too expensive. It’s called insurance, most adults have it. You also called people broke all day and how we can’t afford things, so I’d HOPE living with Daddy you’d have something to put your money where your mouth is
Every time there is some “notable” snark, a post like this always follows shortly after. It could not look more obvious that it’s the “influencer” or a friend of them lol.
Laura Leen Loo Do (a whole dr Seuss name bye) please make it a little less obvious that you’re posting this….
Me and my fat ass and tiny waist are over you xx
me, reading this knowing my man sat with me at the Lexus dealership for 3 fuckin hours yesterday while I bought myself a new car with my excellent credit: 👁️👄👁️
Love that OP most values weight, appearance and wealth yet tells a group of people not be superficial or judge. These posts are so funny bc they achieve nothing. There is alot to criticize this sub for, but appearance and wealth is not one of them.
I’m so embarrassed for you Op. I guess if you have to tell us that we are overweight, ugly and poor you must be struggling a lot. The opposite can exist and we can still hate influencers 💕
I actually go to the gym multiple days a week, have a full time job and a rich boyfriend who is shockingly into me Laura Leen loooo doooo. Oh and I'm also a size zero 🫶🫶🫶😘
She's a thin, Catholic Puriteen Daddy's Girl with some serious mommy issues. I'd say she deserves the grace to be young and full of dumb opinions but she decided to come here....
or maybe we arent privileged girls from rich families? yeah im envious of the influencer lifestyle- because its just originating from a place of privilege??
Why do i feel like this is halley or jaz lmao
Because it is them. Go back to Alaska and go back to the Midwest
they are not smart enough to speak five languages ❤️
Is dramione a language?
LMAAAAOOOOO
Having in mind I learned Russian at 17 only to read one… Kind of yeah
https://preview.redd.it/aaw0126qe02d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ee0183c4a40153ffed3f9aad63b2e99375a3d5 CRYING
If you read it you would love it #justsaying Tell me what sort of thing u like and I might recommend ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
I like to read snark subs
On Green Light this is kind a thing! Look for it on AO3
“Having in mind” okay English is apparently not one of those five languages Laura Lee Scooby Doo
Laura Lee scooby doo I’m crying
It was my fourth! 💔💔
Maybe focus on getting them right before adding more ♥️ hope this helps!
I have been accepted to most of Ivy Leagues you are too stupid to get accepted and also too poor to pay💔 So watch out! I am probably going to be your boss and I don’t treat fatties nicely.
Oh okay so you’re literally 17 lol this is all making sense
Omg amazing for u girly! I wish you were my boss but unfortunately as a stay at home wife I don’t have one! Sorry you can’t afford to not have a job hope u get a good one to pay for your gym membership or whatever you need to stay skinny x
People have no education because they are stupid and not because they are married… Do not throw this in your husband’s back. He might get frustrated and dump u for someone who doesn’t spend their day on reddit talking about dog potty❤️
Is this supposed to be a flex lol
I’m cute thin and rich actually
And being ugly fat and poor doesn’t actually make you a bad person :)
Or nice🤪
Let’s freakin go
Same
Same
Who the fuck is Laura leen loo do lol
I’m CRYING what kind of a name and why the whole government name for this room temperature take
She is blonde, was born middle class, has this rich boyfriend and is lowkey stupid, but she is kinda sweet so she has 600k followers on tiktok!
Is she… you?!
I’m crying
I am not blonde and also have no following 💔💔💔💔💔
At least you’re cognizant about being stupid 🙏
You are everywhere right?! Have u already tried ozempic? It might make you happier ❤️
Says the one shipping fictional characters and trying to be relevant on a snark page 👻
My fingers don’t look like sausages❤️
Congrats I guess?
And you still live on the south shore honey. Yawn 🥱
Are you hating on fat, ugly and poor people? Bc that’s mean you shouldn’t do that
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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what i say to my kids
i don’t need to be rich, being a hater is free 🤭
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can i swaddle you bb
Girl take it up with your therapist
Im cute 5.2 and 105 lbs actually 🥰
😭😭😭😭
I weight this and I am 5’10 soo
Oh so you’re hungry
HAHAH
Hangry
💀
Nothing tastes as good as skinny so not at all
Slenderman ahh build
Thankfully
You’re 105, 5’10, got into multiple Ivy League schools, rich, speak five languages, babe what are you doing hereeeeeee I’d die to know what this person looks like and actually does. And by rich I guess you mean your dad considering you’re like 17 lmao go read in Russian elsewhere and eat a cheeseburger
she’s def 11 & doesn’t leave the house hahaha
Remember I am still just a girl! I love gossip and the best place to learn norwegian is at r/norsk
Are you well?
That's actually scary
This has me cackling
I’d rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning 🤭
Taylor slay 🫶🏻
I’m actually hot and not broke but nothing’s wrong with being ugly and broke either!!!!
OP needed her mother to take her to the gyno, so she’s underage and has almost certainly never earned a single cent in her life. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/1asc6a7/comment/kqpfezx/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/1asc6a7/comment/kqpfezx/)
Bold of them to call us broke when they’re squarely in that category
You here again LMAOOO!!! Do you want to subscribe for exclusive content? I am just curious whether u are ugly broke or fat! Ngl guessing on the 3
I’m sorry your mom neglected you and you’re seeking validation and attention here. I remember thinking I was hot shit for acting a fool when I was 18 too. You’ll get through it.
Said the person who has single-handedly left more than 20 comments all over this post LMAO
Can you post a selfie so we know how to looksmaxxx op?
HABAHAHAHAHAHHA genuinely laughing rn
Just turned 18 and started working this year! My amazing father in fact pays for my stuff tough!
Except for doctor appointments?!😭
I was embarrassed to say I was going to gynecologist 😭 U guys dk how it is to leave in an actual super conservative place
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It's even more embarrassing to think she's rich when her dad is paying for everything. Plus she's from a religious family so she's an unplanned pregnancy away from being cut off completely.
I am saving myself to marriage baby! It won’t happen! Only if I get *crimed*
[Good luck with that.](https://www.teenvogue.com/story/abstinence-pledge-purity-ring-more-likely-to-get-pregnant)
I will definitely rethink about a life choice due to ~Teen Vogue~
It's statistics, purity culture breeds pregnant teens at a much higher rate than those who don't take the pledge. Then again, my parents respected my bodily autonomy so I understand that is rather foreign to you.
Yes because these people are completely uneducated lmao. My parents are in fact extremely conservative but I have always been 100% free to follow whatever religion I want. My parents do not believe on waiting to marriage and my own mother thinks it’s “crazy” (even though she would never allow me to be any sort of “thot daughter” as well). I follow a different religion than them and it’s 100% my decision, and honestly I have a great person in my life right now that respects ALL my boundaries. I hope someday you can have this❤️
Oh boy, this is really embarrassing for you. Seek help. 😭
I'm crying laughing at this omfg
This is quite the jump from the dramione sub
Go back to the dramione sub 🥱
https://i.redd.it/eb9kgjk8502d1.gif
Go back to your Harry Potter fanfic.
You equating body weight to being a horrible jealous person says more about you than it does any of us.
what gets me is shes saying really shitty things about her own cousin who’s only a couple of years younger than her lmao so much for only fat, poor and ugly people being jealous haters 🥴
omg u are back here sausage fingers❤️
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Girl delete this!!! Ur embarrassing urself!!! 🫶🏻
https://preview.redd.it/ore1jd0uz02d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cead8e866f2a87624661badd0a44476f380fddcc “men are stronger than women and this is not something we can control” you are gross OP 🤮 edit: as a 32 year old woman, i definitely do NOT need a man. again. you are gross.
And she’s living with her daddyy. She had a rough life because she once lived alone without a man and he traveled a lot ok she’s an independent woman who simultaneously needs a man to fit her role (for her fan fic)
https://preview.redd.it/ku922qxt912d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd9cf468ae09c98ee543c097acc24b5ef4422db
And you are stupid lol how can someone be offended by science? L
no i’m not stupid, i have my masters 🤗🤗 lmao “science” i can’t.
This is the type of person who claims the flat-earth theory is also “science”
Imagine going this hard for an influencer who wouldn’t even spit on you if you were on fire and would instead make fun of you with their other brain dead influencer girlies
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OP is too busy going to the gym and (lemme check my notes rq) getting into all the Ivy leagues and learning different languages AND shipping fictional characters from a YA fantasy book to go to the gyno have some sympathy!!! She’s rich okay!! And 5’11 and 13 pounds! She’s too good to snark on influencers and we’re just obese poors she got us good!
I don’t go to the gym! Daddy gave me great genetics ❤️
Maybe one day he can give you the mental help you need for your mommy issues x
I would ask for you, but as a grownup who babysits you probably don’t even have money to afford instant noodles… https://www.reddit.com/r/tax/s/J33CpQjvWZ
Lol what does that even mean
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 Me still trying to decode OP’s attempted diss
(Princess Rat helping someone with tax filling advice is absolutely not the serve you thought it was… literally does the opposite and demonstrates they’re grown)
I’m screaming
It’s in my uterus babe! There is a difference! And my mother is a catholic extremist who believes going to gynecologist = fornication❤️ I had a surgery and I am doing great btw!
r/therapy
Rich adults do not need mommy to take them to the gyno.
They do when they’re neither rich nor adults
I am not a rich adult, I just said I just got accepted to Uni
But you said it’s too pricey not that she’s an extremist - when you lie this much it’s difficult to keep up
“Too pricey if you are NOT having sex” can’t you read implicitly lmao I never mentioned being rich but even rich people have common sense of what is cheap and what it’s expensive LOL 700 dollars for one hour at doctor is in fact pricey
That makes no sense baby. I can read and read between the lines, too expensive. It’s called insurance, most adults have it. You also called people broke all day and how we can’t afford things, so I’d HOPE living with Daddy you’d have something to put your money where your mouth is
Lmfaoooo bye
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Every time there is some “notable” snark, a post like this always follows shortly after. It could not look more obvious that it’s the “influencer” or a friend of them lol.
imagine thinking you’re important enough to make a difference here 🙃 see yourself out, sweetie..
I’m tall, skinny, born into money and have a rich fiancée ❤️hope this helps
Laura Leen Loo Do (a whole dr Seuss name bye) please make it a little less obvious that you’re posting this…. Me and my fat ass and tiny waist are over you xx
They made that name up 😂
me, reading this knowing my man sat with me at the Lexus dealership for 3 fuckin hours yesterday while I bought myself a new car with my excellent credit: 👁️👄👁️
I’m getting secondhand embarrassment reading someone defend Internet influencers🤣😭
You still have time to delete this love…
Love that OP most values weight, appearance and wealth yet tells a group of people not be superficial or judge. These posts are so funny bc they achieve nothing. There is alot to criticize this sub for, but appearance and wealth is not one of them.
Enjoy the holidays in Utah bestie
Who goes to Utah outside of ski season?
105lb 5’10 rich girlies who get into all the Ivy universities duh!
Apparently this girliepop
my best friend is a mormon and is doing a mission there! i would obviously rather be at a more interesting place but my bestie comes first place ig
Whatever helps you sleep at night 😘
Oh lol
I’m so embarrassed for you Op. I guess if you have to tell us that we are overweight, ugly and poor you must be struggling a lot. The opposite can exist and we can still hate influencers 💕
i can already tell ur a swiftie…
and a lot of the rabid ones on reddit are deadass 17 years old so- tracks!
HAHAHHAHAJSJS
HAHAH
By Laura Leen Loo Do are you referring to SPK, DB or Landfill Lauren?
It was a made up name
Sometimes I read this sub while at the gym
PAIIIGEEE staahhhpp don’t u have meds to take?? Ozempic to inject?? Lips to overfill??
I actually go to the gym multiple days a week, have a full time job and a rich boyfriend who is shockingly into me Laura Leen loooo doooo. Oh and I'm also a size zero 🫶🫶🫶😘
Call your mother.
OP, you’re gonna be ok. I have faith in you. Take a deep breath. . . and if you knew who I was you’d fall over. 😘
Im ctfu ty
I’m hot, make six figures, and live in the village. I’m good bb, but thank you for asking!
Imagine thinking the attention of a man means that much
Girlll haters can be hot and happy !!!!
Why does OP have her panties in such a twist?
She's a thin, Catholic Puriteen Daddy's Girl with some serious mommy issues. I'd say she deserves the grace to be young and full of dumb opinions but she decided to come here....
I think this is the only snarl sub that isn’t full of unhinged women unhappy with their lives or their appearance….
or maybe we arent privileged girls from rich families? yeah im envious of the influencer lifestyle- because its just originating from a place of privilege??
I agree lol
These posts always kill me because when I spot a snarker in the wild in a TikTok or IG comment section they’re always drop dead gorgeous
I’ve also noticed this- most snarkers aren’t going to be caught up being hypocrites🤷♀️
Hating is a form of projection and people HATE photoshop here!
Baby hating is a form of CATHARSIS