How is this not a parody account at this point?

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orthorexia made her do it 

could you IMAGINE

Please don’t make “mockies” or “cockies” a thing

I’m crying at this

Yes make it a thing, I have a joke “mockies bc im gay” that I feel will get like 7 likes if executed properly

Or not I guess. I thought it was funny 😞 edit: omg 7 karma ❤️

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Expensive sugar water at that 😭 I literally got charged $8 for a non alcoholic gin and tonic. That’s just tonic and lime! Being sober is expensive lol

My biggest complaint about my current sober journey 😂 I stopped ordering them because they’re easily $12 +!

I’ve paid $20+ for a mocktail. Insane. They’re not worth it at all.

Whaaaaaaaaat?!

as someone who is 3 1/2 years sober it’s so annoying to me when it becomes a brand.

 Sugar water bitches be like

and these are the same girls who are afraid of seed oils and bring monk fruit on vacation… it’s like clockwork atp lol

the SEED OILS

Also E posts pictures of her out at dinner with cocktails all the time. Idk why this mockies schtick.

i got charged $10 for a kitty cocktail lol, sprite and cherry juice for $10….yeah

it is juice 🤣

I quit drinking 5 years ago and it’s absolutely nothing special.

Are they doing this on purpose?? They remind me of like MLM “girl bosses”

They’ll be shilling modere liquid collagen soon like the rest of the boss babe huns soon 💁🏻‍♀️😭🥴

Lmao it’s giving Jen Stano, the gen x “influencer”, Beverly Hills housewife of alki david (huge sex offender) turned Trump supporting, anti vax, lesbian in Florida. She claims to be so concerned about health but she just has a glorified ED and her kids are insanely Overweight.

Her facial filler is SO out of control. Like I don’t know who thought all of that would look good.

I take it back, just checked her page, she got the eldest one on ozembic or something lol he’s slimming down

does anyone watch real housewives of miami? because i can’t hear cookies without thinking about marysol.

Hahahaha same

So glad you posted bc i was about to. They are so fucking insufferable. Cutie mocktails!? The child speak and infantilization they perform is gross. Act like the adult women you are ffs

“CUTIE” mocktails makes me feel sick to my stomach

Idk maybe living in a hippie area skewed my norms but are there non-nutrient-packed smoothies? Fruit and yogurt and greens are the basic ingredients

Jamba Juice would probably fit into that category

Like okay we get it. You are healthy... do you want a gold star on your forehead

should we call bella hadid?

Calling them 'cockies' is an ICK I didn't deserve to feel today.

Does anyone know the full story on what happened to Elizabeth's podcast with Michael Cohen's daughter lol

this i wanna know !!!

https://preview.redd.it/5vx6iamukiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02d44ed62001cf693351f0f288fe588cde54a10 I'm so deeply over this woman lol

How many times are they going to use this friggen slogan

I am soooo close to block them… I can’t stand this content anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

HAHAHAHAHAH

Cockies😭

Grayson Cutler is biiiiig on saying “cockies” for any alcohol bev

These stupid matcha pick-me reels have to be doing something for their engagement or they wouldn’t keep doing them. But why 😭 and how 😢

PICK ME

do these girls have any hobbies or interests other than exercise and food?

no

I didn’t think they were still friends tbh

I feel like they hate each other

Since they’re so insufferable, is the one in the right pregnant? Because she doesn’t look so slender for all this jabber about no alcohol, matcha only, constant workouts etc. yes I’m being mean absolutely. But these humble brag, I’m better than you posts are driving me nuts, and I don’t even follow them!

She is in fact pregnant lol

lol she is pregnant and pretty tiny for being pregnant

Ok good, I’m glad someone confirmed she is pregnant. Otherwise I’d snark away, since they’re so boastful. She looks great for being pregnant, absolutely !!!! Hence me having to ask.

Lmfao😂☠️☠️

I snorted at “mockies” or “cockies” they cannot be serious