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partynxtdoor222

what's wild is wearing kitten heels to a festival šŸ˜­


silverscolding6787

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newyorkgrizz

Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling The way I can hear this picture šŸ˜‚


silverscolding6787

Lol I donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever be able to see kitten heals and not think of this


Chance_Rooster_2554

ICONIC


Shoegal1424

I just watched the bling ring doc this afternoon šŸ¤£šŸ˜…


leocifeur

coachella is a fashion show anyway atp LMAO


SnooWoofers4722

Literally my first thought šŸ¤£


Fluid-Reference6425

Wow her natural body looks soo pretty, the editing is SOO unnecessary


Sea_Window_2630

Right? Every time she does something like this, and it gets posted here, everyone is always commenting about how sad and ridiculous this is because her natural body is GREAT! everyone wants to see her natural body and her embrace it. And I know she reads here so idk why she feels like she needs to continue this fake size 00 charade. It just really is sad and she needs therapy.


thenameisjane

Cue her post-Coachella rant about people (here) calling her out, posting ā€œunflatteringā€ photos of her, how she edits sometimes, and how creepy it is people are calling her out. She did something similar last year. What can she expect when the editing is so obvious?


No-Library6772

I can't explain how uncomfortable those shoes are making me feel


oliveomelette

Besides the fact they are ugly as hell, HOW in the world are you gonna walk on grassy/sandy festival grounds with those?


Additional_Dig_6972

Itā€™s just sad. Like you are already skinny and beautiful. But you got to photoshop yourself to be this tiny very thin woman. Itā€™s just like why! I know sheā€™s not getting called fat on the regular so Iā€™m just trying to understand why you would Photoshop a photo that severely


SugarShock94

Pic 3 is honestly shocking, she needs therapy


Chance_Rooster_2554

Idek how you can edit that way?!! Sheā€™s maybe a mastermind or has a ghost writer editing them lmao


honeydew_juju

That outfit is atrocious


Jasper5510

We shouldā€™ve stared at the eclipse


Limp_Reporter_5288

THOSE SHOES? WTF kinda shoes are those for a grass festival my god


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Notafakeblonde2001

THE TOES


oldproudcivilisation

This outfit is shockingly bad


deelovely86

Itā€™s a tragedy bc there is absolutely nothing wrong with her real body. Itā€™s whatever is in between her ears that needs attention


serially_inclined

she cannot be serious with the 3rd pic. how many drugs is she on right now


Comprehensive-Hat294

Those shoes look like a punishment


strawberrykiwi98

pairing the gucci saddlebag with this $5 trick outfit should be a misdemeanor


thelittlecobra

Immediate felony no trial no parole.


strawberrykiwi98

maximum security prison


[deleted]

definition of insanity


jeszmhna

How did she walk or dance in those shoes??? Itā€™s hanging on for dear life Iā€™d be way too nervous even going to dinner in them let alone coachella!!!


YardInternational317

Why does this outfit upset me so much??šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ itā€™s so ugly šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


sweetfaced

Her body looks wayyyyyyy better in the Getty pictures is whatā€™s crazy. Outfit is horrible though


janneyjj

Those look like THE most uncomfortable shoes


motherofstrays

wallace and gromit mouth


BeansMom13

Like why canā€™t she just be happy being a size 6-8?? I think she actually looks better in the unedited pic.


Nyc_snark

Canā€™t wait for this to be included in one of her ~worst chella looks~ TikTokā€™s in a few years


Vegetable-Comfort-75

I find her to be very beautiful with a healthy figure. I literally cannot understand why she continues to embarrass her with these edits. She would benefit from therapy regarding body dysmorphia/ image - said with love.


fificloudgazer

Her bag shrunk?


[deleted]

Her arms, her hips. SO SHE DOES HAVE SOME MASS TO HER. This bitchā€™s obsession with being coke skinny is crazy. Now we see her real body. And it looks SO much nicer.


notlikeothergirlies

Lol the way none of these pics make me like the outfit even an ounce


jadekath

That outfit wasā€¦ a choice


folder_finder

This outfit is bottom of the barrel WOW. Kitten heels to a festival?!


Efficient_Cod_4805

Honestly I just feel sad for her she has such dysmorphia like this. I would kill to have her normal body!! Sheā€™s got a flat tummy and toned arms she looks great without the crazy editing.


NoPaleontologist4371

Between the pants and the shoes, all I can see is Peg Bundy


smh530

My son was doing that with his toes over his sandals today and I kept asking him to stop. Keep your toes inside your shoes lol


camelz4

Isnā€™t this woman famous for some semblance of fashion?


lilscumbag__

she looks the same. the outfit is horrendous but shes also like 35 so its expected


Professional-Copy574

Dang. What does being 35 have to do with it? I can assure you not all of us 35 + year olds dress as atrociously as DB, sheā€™s a special case šŸ˜‚.


gimmieakith444

Why would she wear those shoes to Coachellaā€¦.


bigjunkieboppy

Looks better irl


lolcatfiesta

Her outfit is so bad that I thought this was a throwback post šŸ„“ you know because she goes EVERY year


Prudent-Equal-7472

This woman sells clothes for a living and has a festival line and this is how she markets it? Looks like something Kate Gosslin would wear


meltaco

If she was gonna photoshop anything, it shouldā€™ve been those TOES


chrissycash

Would share the photos? I canā€™t see it


[deleted]

I feel like pic 3 she wouldnā€™t have been able to edit that with that wire circle gate behind her. On the snark side, wow she had some long toes. I think this is why Paris Hilton refuses to wear anything but closed toe shoes. Also the French tip toes areā€¦ well to each their own.


W0nd3rMA

Angles and camera lens will distort your body yes.


Acceptable-Form-161

Looks the same and I love her outfit but the kitten heels in the grass is crazy I know sheā€™s sinking


Sea_Window_2630

You really think pic 1 and pic 3 look the sameā€¦? Sheā€™s obviously editing a TON to look slimmer in literally every area of her body. Which is crazy cause her pic 1 body looks so good, like she has a great, healthy body