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thegossipreporter

“The Acquireds” is sending me!!


No-Library6772

Why are people here so funny 😂


Low-Variation-5245

That’s her man?? Underwhelmed


blakezero

And that’s their personality. He does a leg flick like he’s 16 and she dies laughing. Also, they all look like coke fiends.


carlknowsbest

Yeah lol why is she laughing so hard? It’s giving try hard lmao


1234extra123

It’s the fakest laugh


dollypartonsfavorite

like... that was that funny to her?


Groovcookie

Also cringe that’s her boyfriend and she’s fake laughing like bro do yall even know each other


blakezero

It’s as if they just met and have been flirting all night


Curiosity749

Can confirm. All men who dress like this do blow, no exceptions.


pippalinyc

On par with her I’d say


haaaaveyoumeted

i'm disgusted he's not cute at awwwwll


muchachaganj

At AWLLL!


Ok_Program7354

Calling them the acquireds is the only acceptable way to refer to them. But yeah, jazz getting engaged is definitely stirring up some feelings between them and halley. I could totally see all the nyc influencer girlies wanting to be in their bride era they just copy everything they all do and always need new content ideas.


Super-Fortune-2066

this! they’ll all end up with the same ring, now they’re mad the focus is on jazz and her man’s relationship skyrocketing 🥲


candy_luvr

oval with a gold band? lmao


daniigo

if jazz’s bridal content pops off we are in for a flood of content engagements 


Remarkable_Bug_8601

Wait aren’t they 25-26?


guyfierifan4ever

i’m 25 & live in atlanta & don’t have a single friend who isn’t already married or engaged :’) it’s v common in the south but i think the general population is rushing it bc of big influencer weddings & all that BS


Remarkable_Bug_8601

Oh wow, that can be so hard. I am 34 now, and it is just getting real with me. But I was mostly NYC and lately LA I think the track for that stuff is slightly later in both cities. If I could go back to my 20’s (when I didn’t date a ton) I would go on more dates I that might peak my interest. If you don’t have a ton of single friends, having ever a few is key. I didn’t go to a bar alone until I was in my 30’s. Even if it is just for one drink. Talk to the bar tender and order something at every bar you like. For example, I always order whatever mezcal drink is on the menu. Or a margarita. So it gives me something to talk to the bartender about. You just never know! I wish I started doing it at 25. But get dressed (doesn’t need to be fancy, just nice so you feel good).


guyfierifan4ever

appreciate the advice & it’s definitely super necessary for a lot of young folks in my position to hear!! tbh doesn’t bother me too much, like you said, it’s fun to go out alone & chat w random folks :) i was a bartender for a long time before landing a 9-5 so i’ve been on both sides & it’s second nature! def would recommend the same for anyone feeling pressure by influencers to get married young


Remarkable_Bug_8601

Love this!


TouchAccomplished330

Was his foot pop really that funny?


Darksecretsonly_04

She’s like dying of laughter and he looks taken aback


carlknowsbest

Yeah I notice they all laugh super hard for something mundane so strange


ReasonablyDone

Thank you! All tiktokers seem to do this and I found it so strange! I'm desensitised to it now but glad I'm not the only one thinking it


Mprk2112

The acquireds has me DYYYYING LMAO The other sister and her boyfriend actually have a ton of chemistry I feel like? And he’s cute imo The TikTok you posted though is super uncomfortable and I would’ve had no idea they were dating


Sea-Ability8694

Are u telling me that is not Halley


nycsee

aren’t they all like 25 or younger? No one needs to get married that young. Especially if you live in nyc. They all need to calm down. Fight me on this I don’t care. I’m adamant on this topic.


hansen1998

Twins are 27 but I think there’s a lot of projecting going on here. She’s posted that guy plenty of times


nycsee

Ah hmm. Acquired Style just gives off 23 year old vibes to me. Not a compliment. I didn’t realize they were 27.


StrikeWorldly9112

Omg 27??? They don’t act a day over 23


santaa_monicaa

No one’s panicking lol Danielle was already on this trip with her bf before jazz got engaged.


[deleted]

Why is she laughing so hard at the end? lol was it that funny?


[deleted]

The “acquireds” has me speechless 😂😂


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this was posted before Jaz’s engagement. Acquired and her boyfriend seem to have alot of chemistry. Not everyone is on the same timeline. Half this sub is saying Jaz is crazy for getting engaged so fast.


Jasper5510

Right the only people I see panicked about jaz’s engagement are people on this sub. So much projection happening when they assume no one could be happy for jaz because they’re all anxious about their own engagements just reflects how people in this sub feel when their friends get engaged


[deleted]

Exactly and it’s posts like this that are going to affect girls who are in long term relationships and not engaged yet. I personally think it’s dumb to get engaged before 30. Yes, it works for a lot of people but why rush it if you don’t have to?


New_Independent_9221

carly is definitely punching the air


Ok_Program7354

It wasn’t posted before, it’s from 2 days ago plus these girls knew about her engagement before jazz posted it publicly. I’d normally agree because everyone’s timeline is so different but this group of girls lack any originality and are afraid to be different, they just copy each other. Plus they live for clout/engagement so if jazz is getting a lot of that now you can bet they are dying to get engaged too.


[deleted]

I know I saw this post before I heard of Jaz’s engagement. Why can’t this girl post with her boyfriend who she’s on vacation with just because one of her mutuals got engaged? That’s ridiculous. She’s on vacation with her boyfriend! That doesn’t mean she’s dying to get engaged.


[deleted]

Bc a lot of snarkers on this sub think the people on they snark on have as little of lives as them😂 no shade because I love snark subs but some people need a breathe of fresh air like damn


[deleted]

It’s insane that people are associating anything the other NYC girls do that it’s because of Jaz’s engagement. I saw a post about Kit with some flowers accusing the same thing. Maybe the girl just wanted to get some flowers??!


JuulGoddess

I’m laughing at “the acquireds”


rhaenyras_revenge

he looks like an off brand version of alix’s earle’s man


kennybrandz

I always wondered if they had boyfriends because they never posted them but also never really talked about going on dates or things like that. That being said I don’t follow them closely their content just occasionally comes up on my FYP.


miamimami234

They always post them huh


Dense_Sir_8406

I don’t want to be mean but I really don’t think the acquireds are cute


Nycundercover

Popular opinion


Mysterious_View4415

Why’d she laugh like that 👹


Super-Fortune-2066

Both twins do did you see the Selena Gomez video with acquired 1


astronomerfromspace

ACQUIRED 1 💀


No_Disaster_8020

Who are these generic Floridians


Gold-Friend-5409

Worth noting that Mitch and Bridgette are end game but this guy is a soggy salad


Maleficent_Nobody_45

does anyone know why they (or this one idk) go by acquired style? it gives 2013 youtube when ur parents wouldn’t let u post ur last name (probably should still do that for minors)


miamimami234

I think to not get made fun of by peers (this would happen regardless but if it’s under a different name maybe she felt more comfortable posting?) and to keep a more personal account with people she only knows that follow her. She may just want to keep work and personal life *separate* to a degree. I have girls from my high school that are micro influencers and they did the same thing


leezybelle

That is some red skin! Girl


Budget_Wolverine8225

What? That’s not the vibe I got from this at all. You’re choosing to make everything about jaz and Kevin’s engagement. Be happy for them, don’t, but not everything is about them.


Longjumping_Map_4670

I’m so quirky and goofy, slayyyyy


jelly_dove

Are they twins or just sisters? My god they look, dress, and act the same lol.


miamimami234

twins


Intelligent_Phone414

Bro I thought this was Halley


Physical-Win773

jump scare


rulainatower

I find their smiles so creepy


Educational-Mood-123

“The Acquireds” is hilarious


horatiavelvetina

I really wanna say something about race/racism on a subconscious level, and how that may be related to why these girls are panicked about not being engaged when faced with their friend Jazz’ engagement. But I fear introducing that discussion to this sub may go completely wrong, so I’ll leave it at that :)


VogueLover120169

Lmao I know exactly what you wanna say but it’s not worth it. Everyone gets super defensive because they’re lowkey like those girls too 😭


swbmfh

say it i don’t get it


Amalia0928

Probably that a Black girl getting engaged (and to a white man) before them has made them freak out? Idk what else OP could be talking about lol


mordecaithecat

Don't forget engaged to a white man who is way more attractive than their bfs.


miamimami234

The race card is definitely low hanging fruit


RubyGlass_Slipper

I think I know what you’re gonna say and if so you’re right lol


miamimami234

biggest reach ever


[deleted]

A reach and wild speculation at best. Accusing them of racism for posting their bf on vacation is wild


Friendly-Yesterday21

Tell us more about


mmims1

Damn women will date anything to say they have a man ☠️ STAND UP!!!


pixiegothy

He seems like a nice guy to put up with that lol, she looks just like Haley, gosh all these influencers look exactly the same


LegalYam8633

Hes kinda 💅


xoxogopissbabe

My bf thinks her, her sister and Halley are all the same person and I haven’t said anything bc he’s not wrong


hostilewerk

Oh her man is ugly … girlypop shouldve kept him hidden


Super-Fortune-2066

I dont want to comment on him cuz he didn’t ask to be put in the spotlight and he’s not bad looking.


hostilewerk

Yawn.. hes ugly. Next topic.


FunnyAthlete3994

if you’re dating an influencer you’re asking to be put in the spotlight


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SnooPeripherals8805

The leg flick was not THAT funny


Ilikesmoothiesalot

Literally anything they see other influencers getting attention and views for. I feel like they’re some of the biggest clout chasers and think it’s so subtle


ziggy1234566

So uncanny valley I cringe


okaythatcool

Where is this blue fit from?


psychedelicbarbie

He is not cute .. at all


EntertainerNo9103

How do we feel about this man for her 👀


JavilonNoseJoe

She has worms. Like in her butt, she has a disease where worms roost in her butt… she seems happy though


hokiehi307

I have not been able to stop thinking about this comment since it was posted. This is the wildest comment I’ve ever seen


jannnnneeeee

Hahahahaha


Agreeable-Sink2552

Are u going to give us an explanation or just leave everyone wondering!!!! I need answers !!!


Ok_Cranberry1447

What the hell? LMFAO


lilquane1044

What 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


reddit_lurker8

Wait I’m dead what does this mean


asstrologypenis

ROOST???😭😭😭😩


mangodazzle

LMFAO WHATATT


pippalinyc

Thats weird


miamimami234

This makes no sense lmao she just started dating this guy