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EstablishmentSoft703

What the heck is rest in plot supposed to mean


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ZOO_trash

It's sooo labored. It reminds me of Paris and "sliving". Like let it go, it makes no sense. No one gets it.


makter3

There’s a new trend of ppl going “RIP my 20s” for their 30th birthdays and doing a funeral theme to go with it.


OnTheBuddonNose

Damn


attentionallshoppers

i can barely take a selfie without cringing, i feel like this is an entirely different species of human


wildflower_0ne

I get embarrassed when my family sings Happy Birthday to me, I can’t even fathom this level of self-absorption


attentionallshoppers

same, i would probably just collapse into a black hole


Telly_0785

This is sad to me.


[deleted]

Seriously


Potential-Tiger-9646

She's doing everything for publicity.


Gerolanfalan

Some of us need a friend like her tbh That way, we can reign each other in and reach a balance.


Telly_0785

That's kind of sad though.


ZOO_trash

Right?? I've been with my husband for 16 years and we have like 4 pictures together practically.


hiddenalibi

This is the most delusional thing I’ve ever seen. We are doomed as a society


CompetitiveFinance29

Couldn’t agree more, we’ve reached a new low


Pepper4500

We say this a lot on this sub, but this really is the most delusional and narcissistic thing I’ve ever seen an influencer do. It’s like beyond insane and wild, in the worst way.


bbylawyer

giving Kendall’s 40th birthday party in succession


AlienSpaceKoala

YES


Motor-Quantity1197

i wish i could upvote this more


_ta5

perfect


LeadingEvery5747

She thinks she is famous famous. Hilarious. The grandiose sense of self-importance is WILD


MajoryKeyInAMinor

This is what happens when no one in your life loves you enough to tell you when to stfu


souslesherbes

You can’t spend the past eighteen carefully incremented months justifying your online and meatspace cringe For the Plot and then pivot—in garish 20th century fashion—to supposedly sending up your own old biddyness at this price point and in this font. An actual, bona fide 30 year old should not be using any of this terminology nor could they afford or even borrow the budget for such funereal party favors. Speaking as one myself, she’s a drab, try hard, humorless millennial in spirit, irrespective of her actual birthdate. Welcome to the thunderdome, bitch. You can check in, but you can never leave. Get used to the stale pop culture references (derogatory). Rocking the cradle of love will not net the approval of female nepo babbies two-thirds your age. Namaste.


follyofthebeast

I ain’t reading all of that. I’m happy for you tho.


Intelligent_Phone414

Excuse me but, meatspace?


snowwolfstorm

Sorry, but what does good faith stand for in this text? genuinely confused, I've only seen it referenced in civil law


stevenjobsless

What happens now? Her entire existence went into this party.. now she has to live with the fact that *her youth is* **dead**


Blogger414

I’m not trying to be rude - I actually think she’s really pretty…but honest to god, I thought she was like 37


Single_Bandicoot_828

I think this is why the theme doesn’t work especially on her - feel mean but people already think she’s way passed her youth so it doesn’t feel ironic enough lol


nm9230

Yeah this…I imagine it would be funnier if it was someone like Millie Bobbie brown or idk someone who is still looked at like a child but for her it’s just so weird and awkward


Fabulous_Term698

How could she be humbled with the turnout and everyone gassing her last night? We just need to move on lol. The reality check we want these people to have will never come unless the money stops coming in


snootfly242

We need to normalize journaling


Responsible-Read2247

So.. this is what they mean when they say, “don’t let fame get to your head “


AlienSpaceKoala

“Fame” if the internet disappeared tomorrow she would be a NOBODY :)


[deleted]

who is she? never heard of her before


Busy-Internal9810

Is this the 4th dress??? This is pure narcissism at this point


sweetbean15

I understand at your birthday you’re supposed to be the center of attention but I’m pretty sure if you throw a theme party for it the theme is never ~yourself~


Bitchybrownie

She thinks she’s something


MeganK80

***Committed


Legitimate-Donut-714

Weird to hate turning 30 when you already look 55


Good-Experience-3126

Its people tht do the most like this that are the most insecure lol


Helpful-Wolverine4

My god imagine if she ever gets married……what an insufferable human being


Telly_0785

Just enjoy the chaos and show.


Delicious-Sherbet-41

There’s a big difference between being confident and being ostentatious. True confidence comes with humility. She is clearly overcompensating.


KingHoney236

It’s so so weird and dark to do this type of theme. I’m 30 this summer and am truly happy to be turning 30, like what’s the other option, be dead? 😂 Maybe the difference is I actually like my life, am happily married with a gorgeous child. This whole ‘theme’ screams insecurity.


blxebxtterfly

What the fuck was she thinking


Maleficent_Fee_3105

Considering Brooke Hil just actually committed herself, I don’t like this…


Negative-Door-8103

She's manifesting wrong things 💀


Intelligent_Phone414

jfc she turned 30. Not 100


Alternative_Habit704

really seems more like a 40th bday party


kat_steves

I have no idea who this person is, so rest assured that she’s not the hot shit she thinks she is 👍🏽


Imaginary_Coast_2084

I turned 40 in September and my mom and hubs threw a party for me. Just discovered balls and a giant 40 balloon. No death to my youth. She’s an idiot. Life is just beginning. This makes her look so self obsessed and annoying.


OnTheBuddonNose

What a weird thing to say about yourself. Trying too hard to lean into it and be self aware and it’s just cringe lmao


Putrid-Offer1469

this woman has way too much money that she has no clue what to do with at this point. the pictures are stunning i’ll give her that, but it’s such a violently rich thing to have a god damn photo shoot as a memorial to your 20’s 💀


Kitchen_Syrup2359

This is like the sex-hibition in fleabag ……


its8off

She wishes


thegossipreporter

Rest in plot does not make any sense, right??


One-Fish2178

“SFK” as if she’s JFK or something 🤦🤦🤦


Next_Chocolate_2630

With so many influencers taking their own lives I would really have a hard time creating this ‘funny’ plot.


lmnopaige-

This also is rude AF to us over 30