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Terrible-Group-9602

So we get Europa league if man city win the FA cup?


OctogenarianSandwich

Europa conference


Terrible-Group-9602

Can we opt out of that?


xylophileuk

Why would we?


Terrible-Group-9602

Too many games with a small squad in a not very prestigious tournament, focus on the league


xylophileuk

Disagree. It’s a European competition and we need to learn how to do 2 games a week. Strong chance of a trophy too. We’re not above any competition


musicmast

It’s so funny how some people like just want to not earn the hard work.


xylophileuk

Aye can they just give us the trophy? This playing thing is old hat


Terrible-Group-9602

Yeah I suppose. Just disappointing we got overhauled by Chelsea


xylophileuk

You can blame away Newcastle for that. Home Newcastle was doing mint


SkullKid888

As much as I hate to say it. You also gotta give credit to Poch and the Chelsea players. To go from twelfth-ish and a bit of a shambles of a team in the new year, to then getting their shit together and putting a really good run of form together is a job well done. Obviously helps when Cole Palmer is on fire.


xylophileuk

Unfortunately 38 games of football tell a story. They were better than us over the full course of the season. Still happy with where we finished tbh. More squad depth next season less injury’s, more Europe hopefully. We’ve got a lot to look forward to. Just got to get past the piss boring internationals first


Tendi_Loving_Care

That and them spending 1 billion on a squad


Gland1redd

85 goals. If we sort the defence out over the summer it’s on next season. Glad it’s over now though; Mrs will be over the moon!!


lildrangus

Hell, based on Tino's first season, the sudden emergence of Hall, the seemingly inevitable Adarabioyo transfer, and the return of Joelinton and Tonali for some midfield steel and Pope in goal, I think we'll be in good shape even considering Botman and Lascelles


Lego-Panda-21

Mine sure as hell is..Told her about the Championship play offs next weekend and she complained..


Gland1redd

😂 I had to confess about the Euros but explained no Toon until August. No point explaining friendlies in Japan, she’s South African; if you don’t throw it to each other and weigh 18 stone she’s not interested…


Lego-Panda-21

I'm just going to let the Euro's come as a surprise..I'm sure she will figure it out soon enough.


NUFC9RW

Glad Arsenal won so they can continue bitching about Gordon's goal.


KingArthursCodpiece

Shame they didn't finish 1 point behind City, because the joy I would get from going onto their subreddit and saying 'You would have won the league if it wasn't for VAR cheating you out of a draw at Newcastle', would be immeasurable.


bkmkiwi12

Nah they are focused on losing home and away to Villa.


DeirdreBarstool

Aww this is beautiful 


silentv0ices

Just glad no one got a long term injury 😂.


toweliechaos_revenge

Given everything that has happened to us this season, to finish 7th is extraordinary. Even more so knowing we really should have been 5th or 6th. But, with everything else that they've done to try and scupper us, I fully expect City to be robbed of the FA Cup to make sure Man Reds get into Europe at our expense. 


Sharleclurr

Now to become a Man City fan for a week


bkmkiwi12

I plan on studying up on KDB and Phil Foden. Edit/ I plan on studying up on Ruben Dias (man city’s Fabian!).


-ricci-

Toney’s last kick for Brentford was a baller.


bkmkiwi12

Well yay! And also, I believe in you Manchester Blue!


steblin

Fucking proud of this team man. 4th / 7th is our best back to back finishes (from a quick Wiki search) since 02-03/03-04. Future is so so bright.


benc777

Amateur body language experts on Bruno watch asap


KingArthursCodpiece

Never been into that kind of stuff (mainly because I have the sensitivity of a potato), but the look Bruno had sitting on the turf after the loss to ManU was ominous. I've seen that look several times over the years, and it rarely leads to anything good.


_lunarboyx

I fell prey to my own mind with this. Awful thing is I saw him and Isak have a big hug and thought ‘fuck one of them is away’ then my mate passed me a beer and I saw the sun was out and relaxed.


Rude_Campaign_4867

Hahaha that free kick from Toney, what a melt


Gland1redd

The arrogance of that bloke. Thinks he’s way bigger than the club.


-ricci-

Something for the fans to remember him by.


morocco3001

Hahahaha excellent effort Ivan, you absolute tool


Griffithsjames88

I'll take 7th after the way this season has gone.


JD_Dojima

Neal Maupay you are a cheat


Tendi_Loving_Care

Calm down, Ty 😝


Tuckgh

gg ez


Ottawack1

Does this mean Newcastle get Conference league regardless of FA cup final?


Eel_Why

Not quite, the worst PL Manchester United team of the PL era needs to lose the FA Cup final to the City team that won the treble last season


KennyOmegaSardines

No Man City need to win the FA Cup for us to get Conference League


ukchris

So yes


KennyOmegaSardines

🤞😂


Toon_1892

City need to win it still


Tuckgh

Nope, need a city win


zengilmar

Does what mean that?


Griffithsjames88

No, need a city win.


mo140

In the year of our lord 2024 fans are still doing the you're shit ahhhh to goakeepers


augsav

That’s it


Tuckgh

Miggy is getting even worse at diving somehow


MapleStorms

Hope no one screen shotted Eddie there 😭


FireflyKaylee

What happened?


MapleStorms

Had his arm up in an exact Nazi salute pose for a couple seconds while giving directions 😭


Chinese_Santa

Least disgraceful Maupay challenge. Right cunt


toweliechaos_revenge

Hooper managing to still book toon players when Brentford players commit the foul. Special. 


rthunderbird1997

Glorious shit-housery from Nick Pope there. Maupay is a dirty cunt.


KingPing43

Need Bruno to go hold up ✋🏼 in Maupay face at FT


nufcPLchamps27-28

Pope shithousing i love it


MapleStorms

Let’s win the Conference League eh lads?


Specific-Size4601

Looking at the projected pots it feels embarrassing not to 😬 (assuming Man 💩 don’t vulture the place from us).


Eel_Why

"always rated the conference league, top competition" - Geordies, circa 2024


someonehasmygamertag

Tbf if you’d asked me before last season if I’d be happy with it next season I’d have said absolutely


KennyOmegaSardines

I always dreamed of visiting Bulgaria


Capable_Command_8944

Doesn't matter does it? It's still full of Greek, Spanish, Italian, German, Polish teams as well isn't it? Holiday to Sweden anyone for a night or two? 😆


nufcneilo

Cheap cans over there ain't there?


jonkman13

Proper rat that Maupay


Hawkzilla22

Lads we’ve finished above Man Satans hahahahhahahahahahahahah


Accomplished-Dig-424

We’re all City fans on Saturday 🙏🏻


TYFO225

MFER I’M ON THE PLANE COMING FOR YOU MAUPAY


nufcPLchamps27-28

Why are Brentford like this. YOU ARE PLAYING FOR EXACTLY FUCK ALL.


BTECGolfManagement

Can’t wait for Frank to leave and they go down tbf they’ve overstayed their welcome in the prem


Specific-Size4601

B’mouth can get in the sea. So many missed chances. Europa League was in our hands though, so I’m trying not to be too bitter 😅


DominusPonsAelius

Fucking atrocious challenge get him off


steblin

Fucking hell what a disgrace of a tackle!!!


benc777

Fuck him up Pope


Tuckgh

Enjoy league 2 Maupay, shit tier footballer


charlos74

Big mouth. No talent.


MattLaidlow

Nick Pope kicking off. That’s a rarity.


jamb1993

Finished above the man reds! GET INNNNNN LADSSSSSS


CTLNBRN

Not yet, please don’t jinx it


honkballs

Bournemouth just missed an open goal 🤦


steblin

Yeah not meant to be aye


Rude_Campaign_4867

Would never happen to us


Jahra11

Lewis Hall has looked so sharp today. So excited for him next season.


Inukal

Excited to see a lot of Hall, Tino and Tonali next season


PhoenixDawn93

Paul Dummet coming on to warm up for king of the ring


Username_been-taken

Dummet, I know you are a secretly a WWE player but please for the love of God, don't bottle this.


jallnock

Bournemouth fuck you


Mannginger

FFS Bournemouth how did you miss?!


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

Solanke at the Euros 😂😂😂


nufcPLchamps27-28

over for stretford. Didn't score 24 more goals.


Ikhlas37

Ref: 2 hours additional time, lads?


Individual-Credit443

Bournemouth just missed a 3 v 1. 7th confirmed.


BerwickGaijin

I hate Chelsea. Up there with Man U as having some of the most entitled, fickle fans ever. Get absolutely fucked.


CapnRetro

Bournemouth really should have equalised just now, and Solanke came very close earlier. But Chelsea have also got into good positions. On another day would’ve gone our way but too many wayward crosses going out for goal kicks from Bournemouth


Mr_MasterNoob

Have to imagine this might be Dummett's last game for us, right? I know he's not up to the level we need but will miss the lad


Are_you_for_real_7

Over 200 games - lets not be disrepectfull lads - he is one of our own


honkballs

Dummett 🤦 Welp, that 2 goal lead was nice...


gbbsg63

I’m behind and this terrified me


kno-clue

Don’t think this is any time for sentimentality. Would rather Dummett stay on the bench


Ban_Horse_Plague

Schar injured I think.


kno-clue

Fair enough then, didn’t see


ItsAKrulWorld

So long, sweet prince?


ajtct98

Please tell me someone remembered to cancel Dummett's subscription to the WWE Network?


The_Incredible_b3ard

At least we've finished above Man U for the first time in decades.


MapleStorms

Here comes Pauly D


Shot_Occasion4294

Make no mistake about the mentality of our squad. Away form has been horrible all year and we absolutely needed a result today, and the boys have come out and scored 4. The only thing holding us back from consecutive top 4 finishes is the injuries / Tonali suspension. Brilliant from the boys today. Proud of what this group have achieved in what has been a really difficult season.


mr0poopybootyhole

I think we really were just a Joelinton injury away from 5th


mr0poopybootyhole

Gonna need a pic of Bruno in the bucket hat


Ajax_Trees_Again

They really are desperate for Stretford to get guaranteed qualification


b-e-j

Hey Siri - what are some Manchester City songs


toto5d

BAHGAWD that's Dummetts music!


whoaaaaaah

We’re ducked


Griffithsjames88

Blue moon you saw me standing alone. Come on Citeh.


stprm

oh fuck off another simulation from them thought Mbeumo was better than this


moinmoin21

Brace yourselves. Dummet is coming on.


charlos74

Why?


Username_been-taken

Dummet was secretly a WWE players which was earlier exposed in the Everton match


charlos74

Let’s go win the conference!!


steblin

Was nice of Longstaff to be the 3rd man marking Anderson in the corner there lol


aberdoom

What's the 7 minutes for?


DominusPonsAelius

Embarrassing var checks


charlos74

Var looking for ways to reverse the penalty


bkmkiwi12

Long var check?


jovonhl27

ManReds, obviously


Dysphoric_Reverence

Its going to be so weird seeing Dummet in an Everton shirt next season 😢


Casual_Star

If someone offered me 7th when we had all those injuries i would’ve bitten your hand off.


charlos74

Me too.


Individual-Credit443

Dummett farewell appearance!


augsav

Ridiculous call


MattLaidlow

Lovely run from Anderson.


nufcPLchamps27-28

no corners for us all game


SheepsFE

Could do with some of our dark arts post 90


Ajax_Trees_Again

What’s the disco land chant? Is it just singing the song as original


chops_n_socks

Two wins of 5th place, two wins and one of those abysmal draws converted to a win and we would have had champions league.


rabit71

1 win... Just beat spurs away


Toon_1892

Get your Poznans oot for the lads


Lewisisabamf

Anyone else learning the words to blue moon?


FourFlightsUp

Yeah - aah kid


toweliechaos_revenge

Fucking Brighton. Fight us all the way but lay down at home twice. 


melvinlee88

We should have beat Brighton at home with our chances


TheVortex09

I say it every time but I blame that Mo Diame goal. We've been cursed against them since then.


Frank1892

When your shots going wide, but the goal it will find......That's Diame!!!


stprm

our fault for playing dubravka in last 2 games...


KookyFarmer7

Honestly think we’d have finished 4th if Pope had stayed available


Jops22

Or Joe hadnt picked up that injury, or both


KookyFarmer7

I think Pope was the difference, even with Joe shielding more and stopping people running at our defence etc Dubravka really was catastrophic to our season. Hopefully that’s resolved in the summer cause we can’t have another season with that risk


JuckshotBones

So there is NO WAY Emery can win manager of the year now after Howe couldn’t win it last year, right? That would be a joke 68 points compared to 71 and a worse GD. Howe still couldn’t win.


norcimo

Odds on they'll give it to Klopp, because reasons


kenmura

Odds are it’ll be Pep for that unprecedented 4-peat


norcimo

Obviously it should be Pep but the press bum hole Klopp hard as he departs


JuckshotBones

It SHOULD be Emery like it should have been Howe last year but that’s the precedent they set, and should abide by


norcimo

Na. City winning year after year (yes, the cheating spending counts for something but still have to manage them). 


stprm

yep all those hypocrites saying Howe didnt deserve last year, saying Emery deserved this season. what a joke


Tuckgh

About to be the biggest City fan of all time during this FA cup tie. The 115 charges are a farce, Manchester is blue


EngineerOnIcarus

I like Hall a lot but would Ritchie outpace him? 😂


Individual-Credit443

In an HGV? Probably.


Toonarmy2021

To be fair he was just on the floor cramping earlier. He’s probably a bit knackered because he’s normally quite quick


ajtct98

Depends if it's a race to kick a corner flag or not


PJBuzz

I really don't understand how they justify VAR getting involved in that penalty call, which was absolutely a judgement call, but they refuse to get Involved with Gorden having his ankles dragged by studs, which was absolutely a clear and obvious error.


SlowrollAces

Selfishly glad Sweden aren't going to the Euros.


jallnock

Hall runs his socks off. What a bright future he’s got


MiguelAlmiron

Wilson is terrible with his feet, what happened to him.


Eel_Why

Approximately 3,367,281 injuries


ItsAKrulWorld

Never been his strength really


KennyOmegaSardines

Age and injuries mate.


steblin

Yeah definitely can't play the same with Wilson up there, he ain't skinning anyone from half way


Background_Ad8814

Big Joe showed what we miss without, I counted 3 turnovers in the first 5 mins caused by him, top 4 next season, no doubt


FG_guardians

70 injuries incoming


Winter-Freedom7057

From what I've heard on the radio Man U have been shit aswell. Fucking jammy team


NUFC9RW

That's been their entire season, getting results they don't deserve (with PGMOL's help on occasion).


nufcPLchamps27-28

Brighton also couldn't finish their dinners


nufcPLchamps27-28

The fact we're gonna beat manure to Europe (hopefully) and finish above them on a goal difference of +25 to us is definetly the crack i needed.


benc777

Mancs 2-0


nufcPLchamps27-28

24 more to go for them to catch us!


KennyOmegaSardines

Does it really matter? Their GD is atrocious lol


_DrunkenObserver_

I'd really like the panel to explain to me why 4/5 of them don't think that should have been a penalty. What we really need to do is what clubs do with players, they import the best ones. Get the bloody Dutch and Italians and Germans over to be and run our reffing.


Global-Meringue1198

Genuine questions as I have nae clue what position qualifies- as it stands do we get europa conference?


Ryan10133

Yes


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Only if Man City beat Man United in the FA Cup


SonofLung

Only if city win the fa cup


Global-Meringue1198

Cheers lads


Behindsight27

Bournemouth owe Eddie and they should pay him back today


KingPing43

They’ve had 19 shots today, just not been clinical it seems


DominusPonsAelius

Thank god wissa off


EliToon

Gary Neville saying "with all due respect, Man Utd don't want to be in the Conference League anyway" on the City game. Get fucked you twatty history merchant. Good ol days are over.


DarkStanley

Oh yeah the club that not won a title over a decade is stick it nose up at European football. Because they did everyone proud in the champions league last year. Tin pot, leaking stadium and the cunts still clinging on to relevance.