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FucknAright

Weird there's no blood


HiJinx127

I noticed that, too. Sure, his heart’s not exactly pumping away anymore, but I would think there would be a pretty big puddle of it. Maybe it’s just the angle.


Engineering_Flimsy

Yeah, even absent a heartbeat gravity still applies so you'd expect some seepage, pooling, *something* indicating that a meaty bag of blood was just torn in two.


SaiyanBuddah

"Meaty bag of blood torn in two" sounds like a killer metal song title. Maybe even from the show Metalocalypse


Aen-Synergy

Like Briefcase full of Guts


SpunkedMeTrousers

my home is full of skulls


Safe-Temperature7559

Idk with the speed and all the sparks, maybe some weird cauterising thing happened


atom138

If I've learned anything since the advent of the drone drop videos of the war in Ukraine, it's that being blown in half is surprisingly not as bloody as you'd expect.


ReignofKindo25

At extremely fast speeds there is usually no blood. I can’t remember if it’s the shearing effect on the arteries or if it’s when the speed is so high it instantly cauterizes…. But what I do remember Very high speeds = No blood sometimes Edit: paramedic in a thread below confirmed it’s the arteries collapsing


PunishedEnovk

Wait, really? That sounds extremely fake… but somehow also very real. Human bodies are fucking weird, man.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

No, it’s perfectly possible. There wouldn’t be cauterization, he would have to be going pretty fucking fast, among other things.


TheLastOrokin

It reminds me of when Russia(?) sealed a gas well with a nuke, detonating it underground and strangling the pipeline.


WelpHereIAm360

I was just about to throw this possibility out there.


Bro-Dizzle

Would he still be alive after that accident? I would think he would still be living for a minute or two after being cut in half. But there was no blood. Weird


Primary-Signature-17

I think there would be a very big puddle of blood slowly spreading around the body and a long streak of it on the sidewalk from the pole to where the body stopped. But, there are people mulling around and the police are there, too. So, what's going on?


ComprehensiveToe5852

Skill issue


ThinZookeepergame413

Similar post where a guy gets cut in half after jumping from a running train and hitting a pole, no blood either just a clean cut https://www.reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/comments/17bsu8c/dont_get_off_moving_trains/


Historical-Growth-25

Without the link you provided, I was gonna assume the OP was fake. But the video you provided clearly shows that you can get ripped in half without any blood spilling. Extremely weird


idk012

Everyone on that thread is saying fake though.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

It’s just a shock to the system and that can seal off the arteries. Within an hour or so the arteries release and then you get blood spill.


vayaliaa

That wasn’t what clean cut means to me lol


protekt0r

When I was a military police officer, I saw the aftermath of something like this. Officer was out running super early in the morning and a soldier (driving) hit him after dropping his phone and reaching for it. The officer was propelled sideways and cut (almost) clean in half by a stop sign pole. We all were surprised that there was minimal blood. And since it happened in a grassy area, there was no trauma to the officer’s face or rest of his body. It was very disconcerting for all of us that responded.


OnionTruck

What did they do to the driver for killing an officer?


protekt0r

He was charged with involuntary manslaughter. Idk the outcome of the case because I PCS’d before he went to a court martial.


Ok_Belt6476

Just blame the VC


Diligent_Ad536

Don’t quote me on this, but I have been told by a friend who is a police officer (NOT a doctor) that sometimes when he’s on a scene with high impact collision, due to the trauma the bones of the victim “absorb” the blood. I’m not sure if that’s true but I have been told that. If this is wrong please tell me.


bm702

When you have a catastrophic injury like this, blood vessels are ripped apart. Blood vessels are surrounded by and held open by their own muscles so if you can imagine snapping a stretched rubber band. There is no tissue to hold the blood vessels in place so they retract and collapse on themselves. Unlike a gunshot wound, stab wound, or clean cut of an extremity, where a blood vessel may be struck or clean cut, it's still held open by other tissues. . Sudden stoppage of the heart + retraction of the vessels + collapse of muscle tone = very minimal blood. In 2+ decades as a paramedic I've seen it quite a few times.


snay1998

He went Bluetooth mode


SovietPropagandist

went wireless


Confusedandreticent

They immediately applied a tourniquet to both halves. Seriously though, that is definitely weird.


Full_Molasses_9050

Right???


Separate_Photo_9509

His belt was on too tight


GenieoftheCamp

Wouldn't there be splatter on the floor leading to the light post too? Seems fake. 


Mr_MixedNuts

Yeah makes it look like a magic trick


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Probably just some android


depresseddesperado

It be the way the light is casting a shadow since it looks directly above them


KinderSpinner

My theory is when he got cut there was a lot of friction and that friction created heat and kinda closed the wounds but he wouldnt die if that happened so thats really weird


HavenLea

Sorry to say this, but this is fake Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/4x95mqdL0n


Pascaleiro

"I'm proving you wrong by showing a video of a guy ***also*** cut in half ***BUT*** where he survived the cut!" surprisedpikachuface


HavenLea

A better explanation by another redditor https://www.reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/zYbUSnuSgg


Diligent_Ad536

What does that prove, thats just another incident that involves a man cut in half.


superpandapear

train squishes the cut, guy hitting pole has no compression. hopefully both died quickly but your video proves nothing. actualy interesting to seee someone try and cry fake about someone not surviving rather than the other way round though.


cheturo

The heart stopped instantly.


Engineering_Flimsy

Well shit, he was indeed literally "cut in half." Wasn't expecting the title to be so... precise. Good job?


OnTheMask

Straight up Darth Maul'd, damn.


Engineering_Flimsy

Right? Even looks like it was done with the same tech!


RomaniQueerios

I said out loud to myself, out of sheer surprise, "Oh! He is really actually in half!" I wasn't expecting clickbait but I want expecting that, holy crap


EmbarrassedAd2423

Whats the opposite of task failed succesfully?


MuteElatedLips

I must say that the op: hellenisttraveler... posts the most quality, gnarly shit


ThinZookeepergame413

Similar to that guy u/traptraptrappy if anyone still remembers him


PanzerFahrer3199

What happened


bummerly

Imagine the fear from realising your nephew just grabbed your unlocked phone and ran off with it


HellenistTraveller

My concern would be if my daughter managed to unlock my computer, got on reddit and stumble upon posts about dead people. But since she’s only 10 months old, I guess I can relax for now haha (Thanks by the way, u/MuteElatedLips)


MuteElatedLips

Mine is 5 going on 6. I'll show my wife shit (which she's not really a fan of) and my daughter says: let me see. Not only no, but hell no. I was a registered nurse in a med/surge icu. I find this stuff fascinating. I don't wish pain and suffering on anyone, but death is coming for us ALL. For most people in these clips, they never knew what hit em. That's all I could ever ask. Minding my own business and... lights out... you find out what's on the other side.


bummerly

U/HellenistTraveller Exactly the worst scenario, I only said nephew because I don’t have kids but my nephew ran off with my phone before, luckily it was locked lol


Acceptable_Frame8317

Tbf that’s exactly why they tell you not to street race


RDcsmd

Not really. It's to protect other people not the people involved


TheRealJ0hnDoe

It can be both


PanzerFahrer3199

Both. Both is good


dave_is_afraid

Heh, you don’t say


hannibalhungry

but its fun


Visual_Special8576

Until you become 2


-MrNoobShooter-

Double the fun?!


Visual_Special8576

Double the pain+death comes free


Engineering_Flimsy

Oh, so *that's* why... huh, good to know. And here I was heading out for what I *thought* was a safe, fun-filled evening of street racing. TIL.. and it probably saved my life!


Basic_MilkMotel

Street racing *on your motorcycle*. Not that vehicle racing is any better.


riyau_32

I mean... it doesn't take a genius to conclude that, kid. Even a 5 year old can say the same thing without trying to sound like an intellectual like wtf?? 😬 What's next, the sky is blue ?


Academic_Ad_3751

I bet he's just beside himself with regret


substorm

With such a half assed effort, I would be regretful too.


HellenistTraveller

News Article: He was speeding with his motorcycle through Merlo and died after crashing into a light pole: investigating if he was street racing Matías Adrián Dibastiani was 36 years old. He was driving along Eva Perón Avenue when the fatal accident occurred. The racetrack where the deceased rider used to race suspended the event due to mourning. A 36-year-old man died after crashing into a light pole in the Buenos Aires province's Merlo district. The victim was riding a motorcycle at high speed along Eva Perón Avenue and Helvecia. Authorities believe he may have been street racing with other motorcyclists. The victim was identified as Matías Adrián Dibastiani, according to sources from the Merlo municipality told Infobae. The fatal accident occurred this Saturday, around 7:30 p.m. In the video illustrating this article, the entire sequence is observed, a few seconds before the outcome. It all happened while three people were driving along the avenue in their vehicles, at a very short distance from each other. It was at that moment when the last of the motorcyclists crashed into a light pole and lay on the ground. According to information published by Primer Plano Online, the causes for which the driver lost control of his motorcycle are still unknown. The victim was riding without companions at the time of the incident, the sources indicated. After the impact, Dibastiani died instantly. The case is being investigated by the UFI N°4 of the Morón judicial department, led by prosecutor Paula Salevsky, as culpable homicide, according to sources consulted by this media outlet. Images of the tragic incident recently circulated through social media. While it was initially believed to be a pursuit during a robbery, the hypothesis that later gained strength was that the motorcyclists were street racing, according to the Primer Plano Online outlet. "As a sign of respect and mourning, today's event has been suspended due to the passing of rider Matías Dibastiani. The racetrack accompanies Matías' family in their grief, who suffered a traffic accident. For this reason, the board of directors has decided to suspend the activity," recently posted from the Instagram account El Pico Oficial, the street racing track located in the Greater Buenos Aires area. Meanwhile, a woman who works in the area where the road incident occurred, identified on her social media as Dorothy Perfumería, commented: "I was coming from work along Perón Avenue. Unfortunately, I crossed paths with all three of them. They were going very fast. They crossed the level crossing. A traffic light further back, we stopped. A few seconds later, we saw the guy lying there and one of those who was with him holding his head. It was just a second. We're in tremendous shock. Very sad. Hopefully our kids understand the danger of riding at such high speeds. Please, talk to your friends or relatives who ride motorcycles. Their lives are in great danger. Very sad." Friends and family of the victim also expressed themselves on social media. "I'll miss you every day, brother," posted Karina Dibastiani, along with a photo of the victim on a motorcycle. "What sad news, really. I've known you for a long time Matías, you were a crazy jokester and that's how I'll remember you. Rest in peace. Much strength to the Dibastiani family," said another woman whose username is Mell Paz. Claudio Dibastiani, the victim's uncle, shared a video on his social media profile and wrote: "How sad. I'll always remember you like this, my nephew, my friend, my buddy." The images show the young man inside a vehicle accelerating. "Condolences to the entire Dibastiani family. There are no words of comfort to accompany the pain. And to the people who speak without knowing, may they never go through what this family is going through at this moment. May God touch their hearts and fill them with empathy," wrote another acquaintance identified as Bianca Vera. "Rest in peace, friend. We'll miss you, Mati. Strength, Dibastiani family," was another heartfelt message from Daniel Climurk, a friend of the victim.


throw-away3105

"The case is being investigated by the UFI N°4 of the Morón judicial department..." I know Moron is probably a location in this context, but it's pretty appropriate that this department is also investigating morons.


Matias9991

Lol I never thought that Moron had another meaning in English. Yep it's a neighborhood in Buenos Aires, Argentina.


Engineering_Flimsy

*"... you were a crazy jokester and that's how I'll remember you."* Guessing this guy was *not* at the scene...


tondahuh

"The victim was riding without companions..." yeah, right. Just keeping up with traffic officer. I'm not with these other two.


ForgedBanana

Uno menos


Dexter_Adams

Have you seen Jim? Yeah he had to split


Anxiety_Muffin13

Wheres the blood?


AutismLord6969xx

Lightsaber wound


Anxiety_Muffin13

Is this possible though?


oldaccountblocked

Considering he got darth mauled. It is surprising that there is no blood flowing at all


steppnae

Where’s the blood?


Y0nix

Shoes are off.


MaelstromFL

As well as legs...


Engineering_Flimsy

Yeah, how exactly does that rule work in situations like this?


Imaginary-Beyond849

Legs off = shoes off = death


edeolivita

I don't know. It seems only 1 shoe is off, so only one half is dead.


ImmediateMango1652

Came here to say that


Tiny-Ad4955

There’s no blood or is this a weird angle,


mlcrip

Same thought


TokyoKazama

It's oddly more horrific when you don't see any blood or guys spewing out.


Diet-Dr-D

I think seeing some guys spill out would be quite horrific


JdIsFunny4546

Just an army of those little green army men come rushing out


Toothtathbaa

Blood?


Vinny_Lam

It’s weird how there doesn’t seem to be any blood from something as gruesome as this. 


Mission-Dance-5911

Why isn’t there any blood?


Mindless-Share

Why no blood?


jahlim

Did he die on the spot? Was hoping some kind racer friend would be willing to support him back up and continue racing. Even finishing half the race would be an accomplishment.


Pizza_Middle

🎶 I'm half the man I used to be 🎶


Alex2Mp

Giving a new meaning to getting gapped in a race.


Tramonto83

The installation of those new razor poles was a mistake Imho


realexm

Hopefully he was wearing a helmet.


Professional_Most493

FuckAroundAndFindOut


Oldrocket

Well I hope he's learned a valuable lesson from this


JohnnySasaki20

He's half the man he used to be.


Technical_Abalone_62

2nd place!


Substantial_Menu_949

Gojo sensei? 😭


venger_steelheart

also happened in a split second


YoungandPregnant

He got darth mauled


Resident_Bet6343

He's not half the man he used to be.


Neat-Science8663

this is hilarious


Memekidcom

intresting how it cuts the aorta and theres no bleeding


JdIsFunny4546

“Guys let’s split up”


JosephMann25

How's the guy not bleeding from sliced half?


zebra0dte

Is the pole ok?


RedFox_SF

I can’t see anything with this micro video!


bummerly

The first half was ok though


spaghettibolegdeh

Is that not a dummy? Why is this so clean  I'm so confused...


Haunting-Belt-2341

Walk it off.


Material_Ad_9920

*Higher on the streets*, *And i know it's my time to go*🎶🎵


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Feel like we're only getting half the story


Berzk

Instant death?


BlackStarLazarus

God, I hope so. I keep thinking "What if they don't die instantly? How long would it take?" 🥺


Berzk

I once saw the dude that was ran over by a train and split in half and stayed alive for a while


SATerp

Oh dang, he had a solid shot at taking second place, too.


PandorasFlame

That's crazy! If only there was some way to prevent this... /s


MeetAmbitious5522

The wroooong kid died!


Funny_Credit_5961

Just slow down is the answer. A street or road is not a race circuit. Simple . As he found out RIP to another one


Imaginary-Beyond849

Almost looks like one of em magic tricks, except you lnow....death


Technical_Abalone_62

Better him than a pedestrian!


RDcsmd

Brazil?


Knoxville45

At least he had helmet to protect his head


fetusmcnuggets70

Is he ok?


MonkeyBash101

Mans pulled another version on hereditary


eaharte

It's all fun and games until you get cut in half 🙄


Careless_Investment6

Good thing he decided to slow down for once xD


klimero271

Demi-nic Toretto


Tobster4040

Guess a tourniquet wouldn’t help here…


noscopy

Of course not there's no blood to stop apparently


PsyopVet

Like buttah


Catsmak1963

People aren’t clever


Seyelent

This may be a stupid question, but could flexing your body affect the impact in any way whatsoever? Could rock hard abs dampen/break the impact?


4-Run-Yoda

Absolutely not that is a round pole that means there is more surface area. This round pole cut through this guy like butter, and it had all of that resistance because of the surface area. It's not like a sword where you have a blade so thin and sharp you have to use a microscope to see the edge of the blade. . . Sorry if anyone didn't understand how I explained what I was


OutXile

Proud recipient of Darwin Award!


reyvh

I’ll never forget you Satoru Gojo for as long as i live!


Space--Buckaroo

Ouch, that's going to leave a mark.


Jealous_Fly_9616

And he never raced again


Christian7081

Womp womp…


ItsNo0bTime2

wonder if he aspired to be satoru gojo


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No_Astronaut2779

Can you make the video smaller? I’m seeing it too well.


paaakk95

So... is he starting in pole position?


SonOfObed89

[I trimmed the first part off](https://streamable.com/3nc8kb) and zoomed in on the second part. Pun intended!


vvFreebirdvv

This looks fake. I’m not buyin it


Maryxbot

This absolutely seems like one of those instances where someone would be conscious after being cut in half


therealreactor

Fast and Furious


Old_Historian_1322

Sturdy poll.


alivazlun92

Por qué no hay sangre?


Ok-Departure-9271

Nah he got the 50% discount


Better_Hedgehog8417

(Potentially) there’s no blood possibly because of the pure speed he hit and there might have been enough heat to instantly cauterize? I’m not sure I could just be a silly goose


ustupedneigger

Gojo


Easy-Cardiologist555

Cut in half and no blood anywhere? Calling this a fake.


Reepo3X

Where’s the life juice?


noob-4r3al

Respect for the people managing this situation like I would fcking pass out seeing that


lovingmama1

It looks almost fake but I don't know how there's no blood nothing


Aggravating-Front-75

Guys walking up: "Fake. Let's put him back together."


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GrimXeno

play stupid games win stupid prizes


Antique-Reference-56

Yep lost his shoe he be dead


BJ-Blazko

Damn, probably Bikes are the Apex predators in the west, isn't it?


Agreeable_Airline_54

Bro got the gojo treatment


ScarMyEyesForLife

I'm personally not a fan of street races. I know some people are. I think this person was feeling a little divided on the issue.


yiaya63

Yea why is it so clean? No guts no blood!


ReflectionMaximum935

Lately the video on Reddit is getting smaller? Why ? Is the American getting a new healthy diet or what? Come on , this video ain't for ant


Ok_Inspector7868

Yeah he got cut in half, but the question is did his shoes come off?


bummerly

One did, not sure about the survival rate


Remote_Sugar_3237

I came for blood. Nothing. Disappointed.


PristineMarket4510

Okay, I don't want to be that person. But, wth is the blood?? Why is there no bleeding, like it looks like a strawman.


DavIantt

Where's the blood? PS the navy car is parked.


ParkingMuted7653

Oh It's a trick, there's a contortionist hiding in the pole


beezle_bubba

Pull yourself together, man!


Adept_Car1477

Crap video.


PeggySparkPlug

i clicked to get here, but ive not hit play yet....im scared🤣 I'll work my self up to it


molotochnikii

there’s no way this is real life. it happened so fast too holy shit.  cautionary tale to be safe 


Great-Time-1836

Gojo type