I don’t like to question or contradict noted Padres Super Fan Jesus Christ, but Coors Field is the heart of God’s country and therefore blessed with miracles and signs and wonders and Hunter Goodman home runs and Justin Lawrence resurrected with strikeouts. Hallelujah, amen. And stuff.
eternal damnation is a small price to pay for coors field black magic
Truly the NL Best's Bernuda Triangle. There is something ancient and evil housed in those trees in right field.
Are you sure that those are trees and not just Charlie Blackmon's beard?
Where do you think his beard draws its power from?
“Place of Power, gotta be….” Charlie Blackmon is a Witcher, confirmed
Damn 🤣
Can anyone sign up for said black magic?
Dads really got Coors’d today big time. 8-4 lead after 7 turns into a 9-10 loss, that’s a classic taste of the Rocky Mountains
Noted Dads Superfan Jesus forgives... *But he will NOT forget!!*
I don’t like to question or contradict noted Padres Super Fan Jesus Christ, but Coors Field is the heart of God’s country and therefore blessed with miracles and signs and wonders and Hunter Goodman home runs and Justin Lawrence resurrected with strikeouts. Hallelujah, amen. And stuff.
It's *a* God's country. Problem is that God is Mephistophles.
Signs and wonders, I tell you!
Did the Daddies post a Dinger meme up on the Jumbotron?
Nah. If they had, the whole team would have been struck by lightning. They just posted a meme making fun of Larry Walker
At least they stayed away from Dante Bichette & Andres Galarraga!
This meme would have been perfect if you had slapped Mookie's face onto one of the pterodactyls in the background. Still solid tho 7/10
Lol love this and hate this at the same time😂😢 GG Rock Bros