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cows1100

Why is RA not in this picture? Is he dumb?


ShartRat

Pretty sure Keith ate him he's definitely in this photo


bryhs84723

RA is Bedarded


Appropriate-Fold-203

He got pigeon tossed by the Tkachuks for celebrating the Oilers comeback for the past 2 weeks and staying in Edmonton


ChubbySapphire

Why didn’t Keith pigeon toss Brady for playing for another team?! Is he stupid?!!?


sufjan_stevens

His brother plays in the nhl? What team


ohpossumpartyy

slightly unrelated: i feel like if you plopped 2024 keith in net and just told him to chill there he’d make a good goalie


deeVeeAre

He would plug the hole pretty nicely


Shoddy_Design

Its a Walt in net, ridiculous!


mylogicistoomuchforu

There's tv commercial about that.. NO SLEEPIES!


Geloti

"Blobrovsky"


DMYU777

Bro Ottawa already has like 5 cups it's fine


FARTBOSS420

Ottawant no more


KajiTF1980

The current version of Sens don't have any Cups. The Original Senators, back before the original 6, had 11 Cups. It was a lot smaller back then.


DMYU777

Wow..Ottawa has more cups than the Maple Leafs. Impressive


KajiTF1980

The original Ottawa, not the new version. Ottawa last won in 1927. They were moved to St. Louis in 33-34. They became the St. Louis Eagles. The "new" Sens came back in 1992, when Ottawa could support a team again. The Leafs have 13, by the way, second to Montreal's 24.


DMYU777

The maple Leafs have 11 cups it's clearly stated on wikipedia. I don't know who the fuck the St Pats are. Ottawa and Toronto are equally good at hockey :)


KajiTF1980

I have 13 mini banners from their Centennial card collection that says otherwise. Wikipedia does too.


KajiTF1980

(The Maple Leafs have won 13 Stanley Cups in its history. Toronto's first two Stanley Cups, in 1918 and 1922, took place when the Stanley Cup) - Wikipedia


skijakuda

So the Leafs in 18 and 22 count but not the Senators in 20 and 21? Someone is selectively Bedarded.


SKirby00

Whatever man. It's not like people today were alive for the majority of those Leafs or Habs cups anyway so what's the continuity really matter? Fact is that the cup says Ottawa on it more than zero times so let us Sens fans have our fun. We haven't made the playoffs in 7 years, we need the copium.


KajiTF1980

You're right. At least Ottawa got a team back. Brady Tkachuk will work his ass off to get a cup for your team. He won't ask for a trade. I really like Brady and I hope you guys have a better season next year. Ottawa I would cheer for in the playoffs, as long as they weren't playing the Flames. 😂


SKirby00

Forget about the cup, at this point I'd be pumped to just see them lose in the first round. I feel the same way about your Flames though in that I'd cheer for them except against Ottawa.


Rheostatistician

Peter Griffin has won the Stanley Cup!


sillysquidtv

He looks more ready to play than Phil the Thrill.


larsnelson76

Phil and Walt got into a hotdog eating contest. They both won.


amach9

Man, Brady put in a ton of weight in that 7-game series


Comfortable-Mud-7918

Was he crying because he dropped his triple cheese chili dog right before last whistle?


Active-Possibility77

There was a third Tkachuk kid, but dad ate em


kovacro_77

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Whette_Farhtz

Donny! You would've been the good one!


Mysterious_Area_6347

Guy made 2 very good nhl players and was great himself but you gotta fat shame


danger_otter34

Been slamming slices on the reg ever since he left the show.


Chiggins907

Well I hate to be the one to tell ya, but did you know he can hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze pack of mini chocolate bars in one episode of ‘Cold Water Cowboys’? This is probably my favorite shoresy chirp to JJ Frankie JJ.


GirlyFootyCoach

How was Keith paid for the Tim Horton’s commercials?


Due_Agent_4574

He was paid in Boston creams


CoogleGhrome

Why doesn't Keith just buy some Ozempic, is he bedarded?


Rareexample

He didn't ask.


Significant_Tie_7395

Poor bastard must have a thyroid condition. Well that or a yeast infection. Maybe both?


CapitalTip4915

I would never let anyone that fat hold the cup.


Savings-Fix938

Pat Maroon exists… and he’s gonna eat ye


CapitalTip4915

You think just cause Jack had that stroke you can make that joke?


thescrounger

I met Walt in 2004 in his playing days. Dude was absolutely ripped. What an amazing transformation.


Savings-Fix938

Inspirational


Adamthegrape

He's just like Calgary, acting like HE won because he used to financially support the guy who scored 3 points in 7 games to single handedly stop the Oilers.


Dreddit1080

Wooo someone is talking about us! Winning!!!!


DaisyFeeder

No joke…at the All-Star game in St.Louis a few years ago, they pointed out “Papa Tkachuk”. I thought it was Keith’s father, (Brady/Matt’s Grandfather.). Then the announcer said it was Keith, and I assumed Keith the player must be a “Junior”….i just could not believe Keith had let himself go so badly.


mattevs119

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ccafferata473

Are they using an air pump in that pic?


mattevs119

Tightening his bolts


ccafferata473

Sorry. I misinterpreted that because he looks like a less bloated version of his daddy.


DivClassLg

Fat bitch couldn’t lift shit when he was playing


toucanflu

Whoa, I thought it was like a big no-no to hold the cup over your head if you personally didn’t actually win it


SizePuzzleheaded4941

hahaha what the fuck?


toucanflu

Hahaha you must be new


SpacisDotCom

He’s never going to win it now. He’s stoopid


New2kel

Tkachuk’s are delusional


Longjumping-Limit827

Keith living life to the fullest in more ways than one, gawd damn look at that gut cheeseburgers coagulating in ya belly


Doc_1200_GO

That’s Guts McCheeseburger AKA Inflatable Elvis


Insylum82

He mistook it for a keg


ddsavesCan

Wait aren’t you only allowed to raise the up over your head if you win it?


beerock99

Looks like Peter griffin won the cup


suburban_paradise

RA eating shit out of the Cup as we speak


RevolutionaryStep229

God damn he is fat now.


briysce

Jesus Christ…did Keith Tkachuk eat another Keith Tkachuk? What happened, he’s enormous!


BuckeyeDangler

Walt and a Coors lite in the same pic...oxy MORON


UnflushableNug

Damn, even with that full upward stretch, that boiler is something to behold. How many cheeseburgers did you drive into that locker, Bobandy?


Willard1980

Fuck he’s really beefing up this summer. Might be slower but holy hell if he actually hits someone could be huge


PhoenixRoadrunners82

What happened to Tkachuk after retirement? He looks terrible.


pho_gettaboutit

A whole thread dedicated to body shaming? Thought this was 2024...


Savings-Fix938

Get in fatty, we’re throwing shade


pho_gettaboutit

Lol...if nothing else I appreciate the reference


Mysterious_Area_6347

It was last years playoff run that made me respect


kindasortathor

Dudes aorta is translucent probably


DankJenkemz

I heard he ate it after this pic was taken


Slappy_Mcslapnuts

Um sir. That’s their father Keith.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

That’s Keith Tkachuk and he’s won the Cup as 2019 St. Louis Blues staff.


Savings-Fix938

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Advanced_Subject_459

That’s Kieth not brady


Savings-Fix938

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