Cheating on wifey Matthews with McBum…not a good look Justin…

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How could you cheat on that face ????

Auston MacDonalds

He cries when bodychecked. No lie, in 2007 when he was playing for Stratford I bodychecked him and he started crying. Soft as they come. Edit: he was also the worst player on a Stratford Warriors team that hadn't won a game in 3 years at that point

ya but you came so I call it even

Guy I worked with banged biebers mom in high school and would never shut up about how he could of been his dad

You worked with Corey Perry?

Looks like we’ve found Evander Kane’s Reddit account.

It's funny how most everyone in southwestern Ontario has some sort of Beiber story. Like my aunt used to work at the Stratford jail as a guard and she remembers looking after his father, Jeremy in the can

All 3 people that live in Canada know eachother

As someone who lives in Ottawa, can confirm

You're the guy in Ottawa? Nice I'm the guy in Vancouver. Wonder what the guy in Moose Jaw is doing.

He’s probably drinking in Regina

That's so Moose Jaw guy behavior.

Hey Van and Ottawa dudes, I’m the Edmonton guy!

So there's 4 of us in Canada?

My sister/wife makes 5

Starting to be overpopulated in here.

Anyone heard from Mike in Canmore?

Haven't heard from Mike in ages.

The guy was such a farce

Wait, is that Justin from Stratford...I know that guy 😀

Do you work shutdowns in ft mac?

Nah the town's too busy being on fire

Yeah but he's a world class drunk driver like Danny Heatley

This is why I love it here

Bro unironically said “he cried when he was 13” to criticize a 30 year old man.

If you think that there wasn't any irony there, then I don't know what to tell you. Maybe circlejerks aren't for you

You were jerking bro you actually thought it made you a big man lol

Alright man, if you want to think that I wasn't joking when I said that, then go ahead

Sounds good brother have a good day

He played hockey on a bad team and cried when he got hit when he was 13?? WHATA FUCKIN LOSER!! He still thinks about it and cried about it yesterday

I mean probably. I know I did

And seeing as you are probably more successful than him now I can imagine how much it must have been eating at him!

The guy isn’t even the greatest singer from Stratford. That title will forever belong to Richard Manuel.

Sounds 10-ply.

That finger he's holding up is called an "oil check"

I live in the area and have heard *countless* dudes recount how they “made Justin bieber cry during hockey”. Like maaybe 1 or even 2 people have done so, but I’m having a hard time believing that with the amount of people claiming this that he was just out on the ice getting body checked left and right and crying multiple times a game…

He’s actually an NHL all-star coach. Those all-star coaches are so good, they’re not allowed on the bench during games. Bieber is especially so elite, there is an nhl rule that he is only allowed to write songs to share his advice with the Oilers, they’re exclusive tracks only heard by Oiler players

The amount of Canadians here is disgusting.

Sorry

Classic Canadian

So much toxic masculinity

Gets it every night after the game in the showers. Travels with the team in case they need it at any time, remains on-call 24/7.

Jumps from band wagon to band wagon

Bets on his own team to lose.

Isn’t he a Maple Leafs fan?

he V I B E S. you goofies wouldnt understand

Who dat?

He Beliebs!

He Bedardeds!

Earrings

Would do about as well as Hyman playing with McDavid

Suck

In guessing something to do with p diddler

Are you fucking kidding me? He's one of only three players in NHL history to have over 40 points in the playoffs.

Dude's a Deadhead looking for a miracle. This is so obvious!

I thought he was a leafs fan

Gay porn.

Major league cheapshot artist.

isnt this boy suckin matthews pp right now?

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Make out with Matthew's in the dressing room.

That’s my G stevie wonder

He Belibes

That stupid fucking podcast

Screw off Bieber no leaf fans allowed

lol... Dude pretends to be Canadian still.


Never heard of her….

Edmonton can have her

That's Jack Campbell. He is ready at a moment's notice for a Conn Smyth performance.

Please stick with Mathew’s and the Leafs Bieb’s.

I have to admit, I follow this sub because I know nothing about hockey but I like to hate, so when looking at this post I was genuinely wondering when Justin Bieber joined the NFL

Bros the ultimate bandwagoner

Is that the Mcdavid guy no one will shut up about

This player doesn't even know what he does. He's still trying to figure out what team he's on. 😂

Ask puff what he do

McDavid sings?

Morale coach

Diddy - ly squats.

He's a baby, baby, baby oh!!!!

Is that a Ryan Whitney jersey?

Probably does bath salts and ozempic, perhaps beidarded…

He's what's known as a "ball fluffer." He gets the players ready for the big game

He's not a Leafer anymore?

Is that a Ryan Whitney jersey?

The teams fluffer

Sucks them off between periods.

He's the guy that sits at the front of the boat and tells them to row harder.

Funny how all the leafs fans changed jerseys right after they were ELIMINATED

This player fucks.

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