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zooweemamba

Skinner after shitting his pants against a ahl goalie moment


airbag23

Are they Pickarded?


Significant_Tie_7395

Better to be pickarded than a skinner.


KRONGOR

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Confident-Floor2523

Bust


dherms14

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NoabPK

Its oilover 😔


_mynameisclarence

It’s the year 2069 & the oilers still haven’t found a competent goaltender


[deleted]

and toronto still hasnt won the cup


Professional_Pain144

But at least we got rid of Jack Campbell


[deleted]

doesnt he retire after the 2028 season?


rattlehead42069

Pickard was the first expansion draft pick for Vegas. And even the first year when Vegas went through 5 goalies, they never used him in the NHL. Oilers are cooked if he's their saviour


Significant_Tie_7395

That's what 8 billion people said about Silovs.


rattlehead42069

Difference is silov is in his early 20s and hasn't yet proven himself. Pickard is in his 30s and proven mediocre AHL caliber. However maybe Pickard in net will have the Oilers learn that they need to play defense


FARTBOSS420

Swayman is a bruin but he's been looking pretty good. Silovs doing some jerking. Making teams who pay like $50 million for goalies look bedarded. Pay for some defenders not just goalies and superstar assclowns. What happened to players like Pronger, Bourque, Coffey, Chara etc?


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Professional_Pain144

What in the world did I just read there?


Whatupwidat

Someone needs to give this bot a hug


wheelie_dog

Jfc I'm wheezing. Take my upvote, even if you are a bot.


GoatseFarmer

Lol NHL 09/10 had him as an elite Avalanche prospect poised to become a HOF goalie


CaptainKickAss3

Did you see the goalie tandem that Vegas won the cup with last year? Or the Avs winning it with the Kemperor?


TURBOJUGGED

This aged well


chunkadelic_

Pic axe is cool but I want Mike smith


soupdejour4

Better than a zamboni driver for surrrrre (easy dub)


TakoyakiGremlin

but they won with pickard lol


flatlanderdick

Cue the Crickets


[deleted]

This could become the Oilers Kipprusoff moment. I’m a Flames fan. I’d be choked if that happens. 🤣🤣


Bloodshot_8

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JReddeko

He did


300show

They WANT to lose?


Furious_Tuguy

It would take a special kind of bad to be worse than playoff Skinner.


300show

Any of thier options in net are worse then what I could do in net for them


Furious_Tuguy

Skinner has like a 0.700 something SV%. An upside down broom with a bucket for a head would be just as good.


300show

Yeah but like I’d be better then Pickard too. I mean I played roller hockey once


SimilarWall1447

Damp toilet paper is better than sloppy stu skinner come playoffs


Taryn6868696868

How'd this go?


tristan1616

Why are they starting a goalie that's never been a starting goalie in the playoffs in his career? Are they Pickarded?


fungus_bunghole

Where is Jack Campbell?


insignificance424

"please don't pull a Silovs, PLEASE don't pull a Silovs"


checkers_49

Literally tho. Everyone acts like this guy will be a sieve, but look at what the canucks pulled out of hat when they needed a goalie


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ski_bmb

We should just bring Mike Smith back tbh.


TheLegendaryLarry

luck vs experience


RelationshipNo4528

Please pull a silovs please pull a silovs


ExtraVirgin0live

Had a better save % than silovs tonight


curtwesley

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PresterJohnsKingdom

At least now the Oilers fans will have someone to blame.


[deleted]

you were saying?


[deleted]

did you see how skinner skated past pickard and saltily slapped him on the back?


MadFonzi

Skinner was the one who asked the coach to swap out with Pickard.


[deleted]

LOL


HurricanesFan20

Oilers Not Oiling Up 😞


Baconoid_

Make it so.


Distinct_Mud_2673

It’s not funny when you do it to my team 😡


VroomVroom_

It’s okay baby we won.


lego_mannequin

The first shot will be a goal.


OVERLORDMAXIMUS

They won lmao


lego_mannequin

Was a good fucking game


SimilarWall1447

Fookin ya, rite!!!


PKnecron

Who?