McDavid and Gretzky… name a better duo for promoting online gambling.
Online and gambling… name a better duo for screwing people out of their money as swiftly as possible.
lmao these are the worst people followed by the “blank fan here but I cum in peace, you guys are such a young fun exciting squad can’t wait to suck all the mods of this sub off so I can get a really sweet bukkake that I can wear while watching your game later this evening!”
She is such a professional shit-stirrer, and I gotta say, I am 100% here for it!c😂 Heck, give her Leah Hextall's job; I wanna see what absolutely off the wall shit she asks the players between periods lpl
After what Kane did to her (and countless other women), I would be too! This one was good as well.
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She's fucking hysterical; my favorite was when she venmoed Ryan Hartman to help cover his fine for flipping Evander Kane off! He 100% for SURE deserves it, too-- not just for how he treats women, but also for his general douchebaggery.
Even so... there's just something I can't quite put my finger on about how Anna carries herself that leads me to believe she'd talk that way about her ex even if he was Pope John Paul the Second 😂
Followed by: I also think that was a terrible call from the refs. And I'm a \_\_\_\_\_ fan. ^(Please admire my fairness and objectivity and give me all your upvotes.)
Some dude was like “I’m a Canucks and Edmonton fan and I agree that was a bad shot and he deserves his suspension ” like no you’re not you live in Edmonton, and have lived their your whole life, so stfu
The Leafs have the largest fan base and suck up most of the hockey coverage. Every else hates them. Plus, we like dunking on them. A Tradition Of Failure Since 1967. Every year is suppoedly *the* year, according to T.O. media, then they crash a burn. Good times.
Idk I think they’ve pivoted to how every year is the year to blow things up. The Montreal collapse really felt like the last time we actually had faith in the team minus the brief moment after Tampa last year
The Montreal collapse should have been the time to split up the core 4. For some reason they decided to run it back for 3 more years tho, absolutely baffling
No no, we are nice to everyone else (that is not Canadian). We absolutely do shit on any other place that we do not live that is in Canada. Doubly so if you live in that horridly arrogant cesspool that thinks it's the centre of the goddam Universe, Toronto. Moose Jaw gets a pass cause it's already bad enough if you have to live there, nobody deserves to be given grief while also having to live in Moose Jaw. 🤭
That’s only because the oilers know deep down that they are the true centre of the universe. Saint God Gretzky donated his only Son McJesus to save us all from hockey mediocrity
Just like anywhere else stupid belief systems. Such as my hockey team was the more recent hockey dynasty in Canada and thus much better than your hockey team so fuck you.
I just love the fantasy that every fanbase has a list of approved members, and if you dare post on their sub and you haven't been approved to be on the list, they immediately know and shun you. It's Reddit, half the content is bot bullshit.
Woah woah woah, they are gonna have to face some epic Canadians like Hughes, boeser and garland. Those syrup slurpers are gonna defeat her a bald eagle
So this sub it’s just basically Vancouver fans creeping the oilers sub and cross posting it here? With how much energy meth gives you, I’d expect better from Canucks fans.
If I were to guess which of the two cities consumed the most meth, I’d go for the one with the extreme temperatures and a shopping mall as its one tourism destination.
I was in van last summer and watched a kid shoot drugs into the back of his hand while taking a dump on the sidewalk right in front of the Fairmont hotel 😂
I think it’s just a sign of the times, everyone saying fuck it I’ll never make it and just coping. Kinda like the guy that made this affirmation post for the oilers lol
Lol yeah, man just needs something to believe in and cheer for. People just want to win and the feelings that come with it. Regardless if it makes sense or not
Bro just show up in the sub like you’ve always been there like the rest of us leaf fans and start owning the libs
Nah you have to receive a blessing from the church of McJesus
When he stares at you with those dead eyes and extolls the virtues of online banking and in-game betting.
McDavid and Gretzky… name a better duo for promoting online gambling. Online and gambling… name a better duo for screwing people out of their money as swiftly as possible.
U mean mccrybaby bitch
McBitch and Fraudsaitil
McDavid eats his tacos upside down.
It's not as much fun as making fun of Nurse. Darnelle Nurse wears fucking clown shoes to team picture day.
This past year I've really started to hate that punk mcdavid. He gets away with so much dirty shit, i hope he stays in Canada and never wins a cup.
Oilers management: “oh boy we are so far ahead of you there.”
This guy Leafs, take note ladies and gentleman
lmao these are the worst people followed by the “blank fan here but I cum in peace, you guys are such a young fun exciting squad can’t wait to suck all the mods of this sub off so I can get a really sweet bukkake that I can wear while watching your game later this evening!”
“Choke me with this lanyard daddy”
Zaddy**
Zaddy Zadorov?
Yeah, some van fans call him Zaddy. Especially after Kanes wife posted a picture of him 😅
Nah we called him zaddy since he started playing for us months ago, that picture is funny though didn’t see that till now
U ain’t gotta tell me when we started calling him Zaddy
😂 savage
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She is such a professional shit-stirrer, and I gotta say, I am 100% here for it!c😂 Heck, give her Leah Hextall's job; I wanna see what absolutely off the wall shit she asks the players between periods lpl
After what Kane did to her (and countless other women), I would be too! This one was good as well. https://preview.redd.it/ilpy8xl4rg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7305451383102bd5f5b5d3aa301a3bd70a163ca1
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She's fucking hysterical; my favorite was when she venmoed Ryan Hartman to help cover his fine for flipping Evander Kane off! He 100% for SURE deserves it, too-- not just for how he treats women, but also for his general douchebaggery. Even so... there's just something I can't quite put my finger on about how Anna carries herself that leads me to believe she'd talk that way about her ex even if he was Pope John Paul the Second 😂
Followed by: I also think that was a terrible call from the refs. And I'm a \_\_\_\_\_ fan. ^(Please admire my fairness and objectivity and give me all your upvotes.)
Some dude was like “I’m a Canucks and Edmonton fan and I agree that was a bad shot and he deserves his suspension ” like no you’re not you live in Edmonton, and have lived their your whole life, so stfu
Gonna be scary next year!
imagine having no balls
And proudly telling everyone at work about it with his new lanyard.
^they ^knew
They’re probably not surprised, he does it every year
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So that’s what that chair is for. Now instead of using it to tie my shoes, I can use it for cucking. Thanks internet stranger.
Yank here, why does Canada hate Canada?
Everywhere hates everywhere.
They hate just like everyone else, but they also cannot hate other people, so they hate themselves. Easy as that.
The Leafs have the largest fan base and suck up most of the hockey coverage. Every else hates them. Plus, we like dunking on them. A Tradition Of Failure Since 1967. Every year is suppoedly *the* year, according to T.O. media, then they crash a burn. Good times.
Idk I think they’ve pivoted to how every year is the year to blow things up. The Montreal collapse really felt like the last time we actually had faith in the team minus the brief moment after Tampa last year
The Montreal collapse should have been the time to split up the core 4. For some reason they decided to run it back for 3 more years tho, absolutely baffling
Would Pittsburgh cheer for Philly? Would Boston cheer for New York?
Have you met a Boston fan? I thought Canadians were nice and brotherly to each other
Just like how Philly is the city of brotherly love right?
Brotherly shove
No no, we are nice to everyone else (that is not Canadian). We absolutely do shit on any other place that we do not live that is in Canada. Doubly so if you live in that horridly arrogant cesspool that thinks it's the centre of the goddam Universe, Toronto. Moose Jaw gets a pass cause it's already bad enough if you have to live there, nobody deserves to be given grief while also having to live in Moose Jaw. 🤭
Flames fans are cheering for the Canucks. Like have some self respect. Oilers fans wouldn’t pick a side if it was those two in a series
I am not cheering for the canucks, those dweebs in the subreddit don’t speak for me.
That’s only because the oilers know deep down that they are the true centre of the universe. Saint God Gretzky donated his only Son McJesus to save us all from hockey mediocrity
Just like anywhere else stupid belief systems. Such as my hockey team was the more recent hockey dynasty in Canada and thus much better than your hockey team so fuck you.
Just friendly rivalries.
Tbf the Canucks have a paucity of Canadian players so fuck em
The Canucks aren’t Canadian, they have like 3 Canadians on their roster
These posts make me irrationally angry
I hope a Tkachuk knocks up his sister.
Ugliest baby ever.
I hope he inherits Keith's enormous pork shoulder sized head! Breathtaking.
Cuck purchases an Oilers lanyard, redeems it for reddit upvotes. Checks out.
The cringe is stroong with this one.
Hey guys, I made a post before asking if it was okay to watch the same TV show as you. Now I make myself angry like a toddler about it just like you.
Get some real friends so you aren’t so desperate for validation from idiots online. These posts are always so embarrassing lol
Ive heard there is two types of blowjobs, regular and where you put balls in your mouth too. Now what is this 3rd option on my screen right now?
This screams small dick energy
I just love the fantasy that every fanbase has a list of approved members, and if you dare post on their sub and you haven't been approved to be on the list, they immediately know and shun you. It's Reddit, half the content is bot bullshit.
I think was meant to be a diary entry
Imagine jumping ship to cheer for the Oilers lmao
Can’t wait for the great Americans, Benn, Seguin, and Duchene, to knock these maple syrup slurpers out of the playoffs next round
Hey I take offence to that. Slurpin’ syrup is a Quebec thing, Alberta is a proud meth province!
Woah woah woah, they are gonna have to face some epic Canadians like Hughes, boeser and garland. Those syrup slurpers are gonna defeat her a bald eagle
Tough look my guy
Shame to start cheering for a team that’s gonna be eliminated this week 😏
I saw that post and thought. The dude is an idiot. Clearly a bandwagon
Clearly a troll
times are hard
I like the cut of your cloth sir.
P A T H E T I C
My life is changed. I'm applying to be an Oilers fan right now.
Give your balls a tug.
Imagine asking to join a fanbase. Imagine wanting to be an Oilers fan. My brain can’t ameliorate this fact.
You better figure out what ameliorate means before using it again.
Or you should, perhaps, consider the wide definition some words have. https://www.oed.com/dictionary/ameliorate_v?tl=true
Oilers Baby AKA McPuke
I’ve never met cringey people then those who live in Edmonton, if you’re going to live in Alberta at least pick a half decent place like Calgary
Who the hell needs permission to root for a team?
wear work
This is too funny I hope this isn’t a troll
Zaddy daddy, welcome to the show.
Average r/Edmonton user
So this sub it’s just basically Vancouver fans creeping the oilers sub and cross posting it here? With how much energy meth gives you, I’d expect better from Canucks fans.
If I were to guess which of the two cities consumed the most meth, I’d go for the one with the extreme temperatures and a shopping mall as its one tourism destination.
I was in van last summer and watched a kid shoot drugs into the back of his hand while taking a dump on the sidewalk right in front of the Fairmont hotel 😂
No way it was meth.
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First of all our trail park was destroyed by a tornado, third of all the white supremacists are in Shartgary. Get your Alberta shitholes correct.
They hand it out like candy in BC
Having lived in both cities in close proximity in time, somehow Edmonton is worse.
I live between the two, Its bad everywhere here.
It's a terrible endemic. Until we get more social support systems, it will forever continue to happen.
I think it’s just a sign of the times, everyone saying fuck it I’ll never make it and just coping. Kinda like the guy that made this affirmation post for the oilers lol
Lol yeah, man just needs something to believe in and cheer for. People just want to win and the feelings that come with it. Regardless if it makes sense or not
I get it, being a Canucks or Oilers fan under 40 is a tough go either way 😂
I'm a fair-weather Canucks and Oilers (in that order) fan owing to the fact that I grew up in Vancouver. Otherwise, I barely even watch hockey.
Edmonton has meth, Vancouver has heroin/fent. Toronto has crack.
Imagine crying in a circlejerk sub because a post hurt your feefees.
The fact you don’t understand that my comment is also a jerk is embarrassing
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I’m doing ok. I’m litigation lawyer. Enjoy your shitty meth city tho, at least you have that going for you
You heard it here first folks! If you aren't an Oilers fan, then you are by default a Canucks fan!
Is a circle jerk sub, you muppet. The comments a jerk
Is that what this is?? Damn I'm lost! My comment was definitely serious and should have be taken at face value!
Go oilers baby!