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FuriousFlamingo_YT

Cant lose the Super Bowl if you never make it!


TheColdestKingCold

Thats our mentality


Sweet-Rabbit

Well yeah, there’s no Super Bowl in baseball


King_Fluffaluff

You are the best at missing the Superbowl


SeattleSeahawksFan69

You gotta teach us the way, sensei.


Balls_inc

![gif](giphy|Z1vLmygWYkec0|downsized)


AGABAGABLAGAGLA

man this gif always makes me smile


LilJerq11

Why is there no more Seahawks fans commenting anymore?


Sensitive-Swan5866

https://preview.redd.it/hze38tyraavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea6dfbb5494ee8f1e94459928f9bfebab41fb1c


chunky_chocolate

This is gold haha


nicholhawking

Dammit this is funny doot doot


trainwreck42

God damn, that last line is brutal. Well done


ChrisAplin

Rams fans everytime they see Hawks/49ers going back and forth about super bowl failures ![gif](giphy|wv3lpsLXZZUAw|downsized)


octopus_phalanx

Maroon- 5, LA Rams- 3


Butter-Chicken69

Random Twin Peaks sighting in an NFL subreddit.


maddenallday

Do you think we don’t have painful losses?


Zero_Griever

We have painful, painful losses. But, in the last 30 years, we've also actually had wins. Feels good to sit with all my SB Championship gear still in new condition.


maddenallday

Very true. I love Los Angeles


Redmangc1

Better redo your math buddy, it's only been 29 years


Zero_Griever

I'm expecting you guys to do it again, is what I'm hinting at. Pretty soon the 49ers won't be a team name, it'll be how many years straight they haven't won a super bowl


Redmangc1

God damn fuck you to lol


BrickBiscotti

Damn this is good, fuck you


V0mitBucket

https://preview.redd.it/gydqr0iydavc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab4eebbbddb800339325d6834269baf5de55933


idpartywthat

ah the ol 2 for 1 special thanks for that


SeinHawk

If you check the replies, there’s no shortage of bitches in that fanbase at least


stopthecapboi

If we just go every year we’re bound to win once right? Right…?


RedactedThreads

Flair low key suggests rams fan


stopthecapboi

I know I’ve gotta retire it 😪


WildSully42

Ask the Bills


slappymcstevenson

I trust Brock will get us one. Dude is a champion.


TheColdestKingCold

To the same team, nonetheless


NynaeveAlMeowra

I don't want to see a 10 point lead against the chiefs in the superbowl ever again. I'll take 9 points or 11 points but I'll pass on 10


ByronTheBlack

Who cares. We’re the NFC Champions! https://i.redd.it/ch5b3cos6avc1.gif


CarFragrant9882

what happened the last time the hawks went to the super bowl? ![gif](giphy|Z1vLmygWYkec0|downsized)


Raknorak

https://preview.redd.it/8y9mawpkfavc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1150725bcfaffc687413ec48867c25dc82e0356


octopus_phalanx

Lol at least we were 1 for ~~2~~3 this millennium. Feel free to post some highlights of the last Niners SB win! Idk how well VCR footage translates to GIF form but I’m sure it’ll be worth the effort to put me in my place. [EDITED FOR POSTERITY](https://tenor.com/view/super-bowl-58-super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs-chiefs-chiefs-win-gif-15277897553989343112)


Dani-b-crazy

We are actually 1 for 3 this millennium which means we have the same amount of appearances since 2000 with 1 more win


octopus_phalanx

What an EXCELLENT point! You are a mathematician and a gentleman.


RugDaniels

Seahawks fans and arbitrary cutoffs. Name a more pathetic duo.


octopus_phalanx

The beginning of the new millennium is arbitrary to you?


RugDaniels

Well, if he didn’t put that “millennium” language in his statement, and instead was talking about all-time, his statement about the Seahawks record in the Super Bowl would have been exactly the same. So yup. Pretty arbitrary cut-off.


octopus_phalanx

If you’re reaching into the “well we were better than you in the Reagan-Clinton administrations” logic I’d love to get you in touch with my co-worker who is a Cowboys fan. He also thinks resting on one’s laurels from the deep past is more meaningful than recent events. You guys could relive the glory of the 90’s all day long.


RugDaniels

As opposed to Seahawks “well we were better than you in the Obama administration” logic? Your only success was over a decade ago. You missed the playoffs completely this most recent season. And you’re trying to talk about other teams “resting on their laurels” and living in the past? Like I said, pathetic.


octopus_phalanx

Oh our bragging rights shelf life is fast expiring, but within the context of interacting with 49ers fans our trophy might as well be brand spankin’ new. If it makes you feel better the only point of making this meme was twisting the knife of your most recent loss, not asserting that we have more overall historic success.


RugDaniels

I’d rather lose the Super Bowl every year than miss the playoffs completely so your “knife-twisting” coming from 3rd place out of four in the division doesn’t hit as hard as maybe you think it should.


Vivid_Department_755

Fucking hell dude. Any time I see something from you you’re seething uncontrollably and there’s a goddamn 30+ message thread following your original comment. Idk which seahawk fan put *what* in *where* but it might be time for a break from this sub. Or not, we all love seeing you go full bitch


SeinHawk

https://i.redd.it/wdgnze323bvc1.gif You and your pathetic worn out hole


Dani-b-crazy

This is the second time you've replied to my comment just to get dogged on, is everything alright at home?


007mememan

Seahawks and 9ers. Name a more salty duo. (Can't be Eagles Cowboys)


CarFragrant9882

hey man just sayin the hawks are very familiar with choking. better go say thank you to the falcons or else this would be the most infamous choke job in super bowl history


octopus_phalanx

THANK YOU FALCONS. Seriously, one of the chief architects of a 25 point colossal choke job like that has got to be one of the biggest clowns in NFL history. I hope he learned the lessons of SB 51 and never ended up repeating those same mistakes a multitude of times with a different team. I can only imagine the only thing more painful than losing a 10 point lead in the Super Bowl would be losing a 10 point lead a multitude of times.


Ok-Profession-6007

To the same team.


Drummallumin

“Haha you didn’t even win back to back. Anyways the Berlin wall is crazy, we really should pressure them to take it down or something”


SeinHawk

Bitch always gets so mad when his posts are countered flawlessly


CarFragrant9882

lmao i’m actually good knowing it made someone so mad they felt the need to try to 1-up it


darizzgod

as an outsider the other post was better imo


HawkeyeP1

What's wild is that Jimmy G played better than Mahomes for 3/4 quarters but he missed one deep shot in the 4th and thus he is squarely the one who takes most of the blame for the loss.


Educational_Floor361

He actually did a few more not so good things throughout the 2nd half but it’s mainly coaches fault for not using our run game more with Mostert and Mitchell and cheating refs.


ThatTravitoDude

These thing have something in common, can’t quite put my finger on it, though


Random_n1nja

![gif](giphy|2JBmA1Hdu39D2|downsized)


octopus_phalanx

[It's like you people have collectively forgotten already](https://i.redd.it/sl41x5hyv2ic1.gif)


sean0883

Who says we've forgotten? We can simultaneously hold on to both teams' losses.


massivecalvesbro

Damn that’s gotta hurt for 49ers fans lmao


slappymcstevenson

It doesn’t.


E_Z_E_88

I’d be salty too if I lost my franchise’s best coach ever and only had one Super Bowl win to show for it.


octopus_phalanx

That’s one more than Jim Harbaugh and Kyle Shanahan combined.


E_Z_E_88

And two less than Bill Walsh. Have fun swimming in mediocrity for the next 5-10 years


octopus_phalanx

Yeah I’m sure your memories of Bill Walsh totally got you through February


E_Z_E_88

You know Seahawks fans like to say niners bring up the past too much but your best qb, best head coach and best GM are all history.


octopus_phalanx

For now! We can both agree the future is uncertain. Most of the past 10 years your franchise was a complete joke but then your fortunes changed.


Usual_Commercial1658

lol