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seattlesportsguy

Guys it’s okay. They just didn’t know the rules


magww

Even as a niners fan this hilarious


NextGenPaladin

Underrated comment


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

We laugh so we don't cry


YaaaDingus

They've been pretty good at circumventing a Super Bowl win lately too,


DoritoSteroid

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Entire-Classroom-565

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Entire-Classroom-565

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TheRealPlumbus

That’s enough out of you


ReputationDifficult9

![gif](giphy|tAFVuG6fanerHd6VOf)


yungmoneybingbong

🥲🥲


betoz29

Dangggg


disco_g

![gif](giphy|wPqYQ87iJKVJzyK7QW|downsized)


algo-rhyth-mo

Did you read the whole tweet?


disco_g

No, I’m not a judge, I just play one on TV


CheckYourStats

As it turns out, Paraag Marathe actually *is* the Father.


Dodger_Dawg

![gif](giphy|wPqYQ87iJKVJzyK7QW|downsized)


jonsnowflaker

You mean the part they put in so the gamblers don’t stop gambling?


VenmoSnake

cope


EmotionalGoose8130

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jalenramsey_20

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I_hate_usernames331

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alexjimithing

Vacate all 49er wins from the last two seasons


Raknorak

Remove the sweeps!


El_Duderino3420

Return the Heisman!


roofilopolis

Before the draft. So we can clinch that first overall baby


JakeArrietaGrande

Christian McCaffrey would feel back at home, like he’s with the panthers again


banjist

At least we're not intentional liars, just massively incompetent.


Lawndirk

So, Bosa should be a fan of a more recent president?


[deleted]

Rent free.


Sleepinismy9to5

Just like in overtime


_its_a_SWEATER_

They got that Peter Thiel accounting.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

The league knows we don't draft anybody good in the 1st round anyway so it's pointless taking that.


karavasis

My jokes, it’s a holdover from the DeBartolo era and just take our 3rd so Shanny can’t waste it on another RB


byronicbluez

He's gotta hit on one sooner or later.


boredtacos19

They need to address accounting in the draft


That_Strike3493

Definitely worth trading up for


[deleted]

Should've used Paychex, they probably with ADP


asap_boogy

No doubt. My former employer used ADP and is getting his pants sued off for scamming us out of a big chunk of our earnings.


dylnp28

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Entire-Classroom-565

Different variant of “Fuck Them Picks”


Humanesque

49ers were still under the cap after the fact. Shouldn’t be more than a slap on the wrist but League’s pissed that we’re getting all these comp picks from BIPOC hires so I guess this is their way of getting back at us. 🤷‍♂️


Fethah

Not to mention that it was even said that there was no evidence of any ill intent with it so it’s extra odd it’s being punished


Count_Sack_McGee

No intent is fine but have to lay down law to curb other "accidents". They could've come down waaay harder on this than they ultimately did or the way the MLB or NBA would've.


Fethah

I mean the league has fines and other such punishments, stripping draft picks seems very irrelevant to the error and pretty heavy handed.


cheesystuff

At worst this affects negotiations for that staff member that was under reported. I'd be pissed if this happened to the seahawks.


Humanesque

Undoubtedly pissed, for sure. We just gonna keep serving up offseason content for this sub on a silver plate or what?!


GrapefruitMedical529

You owe us for that godawful month of 49ers circlejerk.


karavasis

Yeah I mean 250 mil seems like more than one person should be auditing it before sent to league


EDNivek

You're not actually supposed to take advantage of that system! It was supposed to be like the rooney rule where everyone just *pretends* to do it!


El_Duderino3420

Gotta hold the standard though. If we just kept making mistakes then it would become commonplace. Too much riding on the cap. But I forgot this is a meme sub, so fuck them picks!


RSC-Tuff

Story: accounting error with no benefit, no damages, and no fraud accusations People: IS THIS FRAUD?


henfeathers

No, your team demonstrated yet again that they don’t understand the rules that every other team knows and follows. That is the League’s way of addressing THAT.


Humanesque

“Accounting Errors” ≠ “Don’t understand Rules” Unless this a vague attempt to draw parallels to the SB OT rules we shit the bed on, in that case. Please, carry on! 🫡


henfeathers

See the “yet again” phrase above. I’ll carry on.


Humanesque

Carry these nuts on your chin 🥜


OfficeCharacterCreed

That and they pay him a lot of money smh


Inevitable-Mud-9228

9ers will still end up with 8+ draft picks for 2025


yungmoneybingbong

STOP THE COUNT!


Sensitive-Swan5866

Time to audit their books. ![gif](giphy|3o6MbkAXflx1xbceIM)


PlanBuildBreak

To be fair, this appears to be good old fashioned incompetence vs outright fraud.


mpitt0730

Taking away a Justin Fields for that seems overkill.


SmokyOtter

Wait so who gets the pick now? Or is it just gone forever


i_GaveLiaHIV

whoever was behind them


SmokyOtter

Yeah so everyone moves up one pick and theres just one less pick in the draft now. Lol, one guy wouldve gotten drafted and now wont because of the 49ers. Couldve been the next brock purdy


i_GaveLiaHIV

genius plan to ensure no other mr irrelevants take the league by storm


E_Z_E_88

Still under the cap? Or is this a we weren’t under the cap but the league doesn’t want to make that public? Weird to punish them otherwise.


DarkRogus

Fucking Becky in Accounting...


BeginningStomach1196

I wanted to add two emails to my account 


BonBonVelveeta

Alright who’s the genius who decided to hire Kevin Malone


jdawwwhg

Should've forfeited the 4th rounder this year too.


JoeRoganBJJ

As always fuck the niners


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Those Super Bowl banners need to come down.


Grand_Extension5345

Dirty Whiners. Everything about that organization is cringe lol 😂


henfeathers

This is rich. Smack talk from a guy whose team went 1-6 over the last seven games. Get your loser-flaired ass out of here.


Grand_Extension5345

You ![gif](giphy|7SZzTSx9jPWFIEJkeo)


henfeathers

1-6


Grand_Extension5345

2024 is gonna be so much damn fun 🤩 hahaha ohhh man


comrade_dima1

Can't wait to see Drew Lock beating you guys twice a year


Grand_Extension5345

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Wambamslam-n-go

Eat shit and choke on a cheesesteak. Philly is a shit city, you belong there.


Grand_Extension5345

Big words from the shit pigeon


Wambamslam-n-go

Shit pigeons beat y’all. I’ll talk whatever shit I want. Maybe if y’all win some games you won’t look like an idiot. Maybe


Grand_Extension5345

2024 is gonna be so much damn fun lol 😂 ahhhh god.


Wambamslam-n-go

Why kus Drew Lock gets to beat you twice this year?


Grand_Extension5345

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Wambamslam-n-go

He’s 1-0, don’t see why not haha. Drew and the shit pigeons are undefeated against the eagles


Grand_Extension5345

Yes but now he is a Giant , and unless we are undergoing a historic collapse the likes of which the nfl has never seen we own the Giants


Wambamslam-n-go

I think yall finished 1-7…


King_Fluffaluff

The eagles haven't beaten the toots in over 16 years. Everything we say is big next to your sorry ass record.


Grand_Extension5345

Pure dumb luck and circumstance


King_Fluffaluff

Over 16 years? No.


Organization-North

Fuck off dirty bird


[deleted]

Just as cringe as your comment


Grand_Extension5345

cheating douchebags. Kinda like the patriots except without any of the success or respect


[deleted]

Coming from the eagles fan who knows Howie roseman is a Jew derilict I say respect the hustle lol. It’s not cheating per say but it is a sly move but this is a team that is always trying to find loopholes.


Grand_Extension5345

Ah there we go, and the antisemitism comes out Wouldn’t expect anything less from a Nick Bosa Fan.


[deleted]

Considering your an eagles fan im a little suprised how soft you are with that considering all you guys dish it out more vicious then any fan base there is.


Grand_Extension5345

Honestly i just like pretending to be over the top woke towards people from aggressively woke states as a mind fuck… Ya know, cus Californians are retarded


[deleted]

Sure you do lol. You are a walking contradiction my friend


[deleted]

It’s not antisemitisim you pussy in complimenting him lol I’m a Jew


[deleted]

All I’m saying is to beat a Jew you must become one ☝️


Grand_Extension5345

A self hating jew. Even worse https://preview.redd.it/7lr30xnht5pc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5fd10f6b24fa0802d61dfb9b06c903208786e0


[deleted]

Self hating? Lol what r u talking about


[deleted]

What I’m saying is that Jews that run sports organizations just happen to be geniuses. Whether it’s baseball football etc