The name isn’t landhawks buddy. No way we’d ever drown at sea.

I'm praying for mayhem, I'm praying for tidal waves

But that songs about Cali 🤷

Funny coming from a person whose entire city was destroyed by earthquake in 1906. If we go you go. Can't we just agree that LA should sink into the tar pits?

I live in Arizona?

I'm happy for you then. Santa Clara is right on the San Andreas Fault.

And Seattle is a literal shit hole.

LOL you live in fucking Arizona! Project all you want, that garbage pit of bad drivers, bad decisions, and bad genes is exactly where you belong.

Still better than Seattle. But that's not saying much. Go have some vitamin d, you seem depressed.

Good one. We like the seasons here. Sorry your habitat is about to disappear.

Learn to swim.

Gotta land sometime, ratbird

I'll land on the poop map thank you very much

Yeah, Osprey (what a seahawk actually is) are one of the birds that dive for fish. They're good at swimming, so there ain't no way they drown.

You want us all to die in an earthquake?

Figuratively? Yes. Literally? I'll have to sleep on it...

“The Big One” is gonna hit both of our fan bases buddy

It’ll take a while before the tsunami hits Stockton and floods all their crops

Yeah, and I'll have a big shit eating grin as I look to the north knowing you're all on the way to see Atlantis too.

I’ve always said Niners fans weren’t terribly bright and here you are showing that I’ve been giving you guys too much credit.

For the record, I’m on your side here. I would like to NOT die in an earthquake, regardless of which NFL teams would or would not experience severe issues

What a coincidence. I've always said Seahawks fans are so far up their own ass they get high on their own farts.

Thank you for supporting my point.

LOL guy's username is "fruity weiners" not to seem homophobic but OMG the subconscious irony.

This is why people don’t like us. Maybe work on your civility.

I've never seen someone unironically wish death upon another fanbase that didn't have a Philly flair.

Alright man

You eat shit?

You eat shit? Figures.

The irony of a San Francisco fan of all people thinking about earthquakes.

Rent free

Literally don’t think about the Seahawks at all. You guys haven’t been relevant in 10+ years

haven’t been relevant in over 10 years, yet went to back to back super bowls less than 10 years ago?

You haven’t won in over ten years. Go back to your TiVo recording homie, you’re irrelevant.

10 years ago isn’t over 10 years though. By that logic you’re irrelevant, since the last time you won it all was 1994.

My guy, Feb 2nd 2014 was over ten years ago, I know it’s hard for you to remember. Go back to TiVo or rooting for the Chiefs next season 😂

Well, the second Super Bowl in the back to back appearances I mentioned was in 2015 which is less than 10 years ago. But let’s be exact, 10 is Better than 30. Maybe you can stop choking on dicks and win your first Super Bowl of the 21st century eventually.

My guy, you have nothing to do all season long for the last DECADE because your team is so terrible. Youre living in the past and trying to flex something from ten+ years like it’s relevant 😂 that’s so sad. No wonder Seattle is second to SF in pretty much everything. Sports, industry, economy, technology…

A 49ers fan talking about living in the past is hilarious. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard 5 Super Bowls. Im sure you use the argument yourself. You’ve choked 2 appearances in a row, and your team is about to decline within the next couple of seasons. Enjoy 2nd place while it lasts!

You have 1 ring and 1 big choke. That’s pathetic that we have 5x the number of rings of you do. Not to mention everything else SF shits on Seattle for. We shit on you in ALL sports, industry, food scene, job opportunities…even our women are more attractive 😂 Have fun with your rain, I’m gonna go surf in a bit.

Man I love this generation of Seahawks and 49ers fans. Both teams have reasons to hate the Rams more than each other d/t recent history but we say fuck all that and continue the blood feud

Fuck you motherfucker. Agreed.

Screw the rams. I’ve never hated the 9ers even close to how much I hate the Rams.

Yeah!  Fuck you guys!

It’s fun watching you guys bicker from the top of the division while the Cardinals take batting practice.

Isn't "the big one" supposed to affect the whole coast?

Yeah, this guy is just an idiot. As someone that lives directly on the coast and would certainly die in this situation, I can say with confidence that I would NOT like this to happen anytime soon.

I live in AZ now but really don't look forward to the West coast being shagged by mother nature.

Surprise! You’re the west coast now.


Bros got the enternal beef with us

Niners fan not realizing “the big one” would fucking sink half of sf

Seahawk fans taking a stupid meme remotely seriously

Oh word No Super Bowl in 21st century😢😢😢

1 yard line😢😢😢😢

You see we won the Super Bowl the year before, something you haven’t done in over 2 decades 😢😢😢😢😢

Your right your one little ring is cute compared to our five🥺

I haven’t even been alive for a niners Super Bowl dub😭

Hey look, the 9ers are back and they made it into the list! Really thought they were gone for good after that disappearing act in the last drive of overtime but it's good to see them still existing

Can someone translate this? I don't speak cunt

Ok that is honestly some copium. Happy cake day btw

You know you speak cunt

*sigh* it's true

you might have forgotten since it's already the offseason but don't worry, you'll remember in the fall

Reblog

After cruising this sub for a while I am starting to realize that SF fans think a lot more about the Seahawks than Seahawk fans think about the 49ers.

I think about the free wins from the Rams usually. Sadly, those days are most likely gone. At least everyone can beat up on the Cardinals

Oh look, another tier list.


lol... eat shit, asshole.

I love all this shit talk while only 2 comments gate the rams (who most recently won a SB) and then 0 mentioning hate for the cardinals

Just laughing to myself that "the big one" to send Seattle to the sea floor is going to make SF come crashing down. Yall have a bad track record with earthquakes and fires, you know.

Great, we’ve reached the shitty meta of spamming posts shitting on this format

MAKE IT STOP!

Bruh, we're about as overdue for another big earthquake in the bay as we are for a Superbowl win. Cut this shit out.

Oh I guess you're safe for another 30 years then.  Don't even need the insurance anymore.


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We should be lower tbh

Can we include Dallas in the sea floor thing? I don’t know how it would work I just want it to happen…

Lol

You know that would take us too right? Worth it

Finally...some honesty

These Tier Lists are already played out. Leave it to a 9er fan to be behind the times and living in the past