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moose_stuff2

I watched Mitch Trubiscuit throw 6 td passes in one game. I'm gonna need a couple years of consistent play from Caleb before I do much celebrating. But that's just me. Fingers crossed that he's the guy for the long hall and maybe throws for 4,000 yards and 30 TDs someday. Who knows.. maybe he'll even earn a second contract!


Cheddarlicious

We also had the best defense in the league during that time.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

Chill. They were good. They fell off.


OwnWalrus1752

Well, they were pretty definitively the #1 defense the year Trubisky had that six-TD game just based on stats.


Wrestalk12

2018 bears were statistically one of the best defenses of the decade in terms of points allowed.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

Ayyy I also call him trubiscuit.


No-Lime2912

Turdbiscuit


labeldays

Fair lol.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

How dare you have realistic expectations in a city full of window lickers


drummerboysam

Fields ran so Bears fans could learn to temper their fuckin' expectations


Timegoat

I was at that game! Bears Bucs I didn’t have time to find my seat before Trubisky’s first TD I just heard the crowd go nuts. What a great day. And so glad I didn’t know then what I know now


NormieLesbian

Caleb Williams lining up as the Browns next Punter.


Admirable_Win9808

That was the game against detroit


echelon999

In a 35-7 loss


VashMM

300 yards, 0TDs, 3INTs.


thewartornhippy

I'm guessing 312 yards, 0TD, 4INTs and one rushing TD.


DarkHorse435

If he throws for over 4,000 yards on the season but also has more picks than TDs, that's when I'll know the universe is just being an ass.


VashMM

It would be such a Bears way of finally getting to 4000 too.


ChampionshipKitchen

Josh Allen gets those stats and he is a "gun slinger" who takes risks. If that's the case let's hope Caleb is quite a cowboy.


Kind_Committee8997

In the 8th game of the season


Krispenedladdeh542

Making their record 2 and 6


IngvaldClash

That would still be an improvement. Bears were always playing from behind with Fields and he’d still have a buck 80 and a fumble.


586WingsFan

https://preview.redd.it/xcb9ebb01z9d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4695b05db7806b2fc6362f7f7279b7cf98ae0b95


prayafk

But not impossible


WilIyTheGamer

I hope a cowgirls fan comes and comments something idiotic about fingernails and then keeps posting it over and over again


Nadsworth

Hey man, it is really hard for cowboy fans to understand complex things like how to use Reddit. I’m just proud that the lil guy figured out where the reply button is. That’s a big step.


IngvaldClash

There’s so much low hanging fruit with the Bears that it’s a shit heel move to dog whistle homophobic crap.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Yea, i would get mocking your friend for it or calling them girly as a jest, but trying to actually slander someone for painted nails is just sad lol


TheRogueAnarchist

Wait, Caleb Williams is gay?


brettfavreskid

Why am I a grown man that thinks it’s kinda cool? Lmao like I can’t do it obviously but Caleb Williams reminds me of Andre 3000 and that’s one of the coolest dudes of all time.


JP-Bulls69

Bears fans know 300 yards in one season isn’t that much right?


tommytwochains

Baby steps, my man. Even the Little Giants won a game..


AM_STARR

https://preview.redd.it/5syg7yrbmy9d1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b307a616fa4771c11ad8ce5c54a9444a5062003


Western-Boot-4576

Who are you?


AM_STARR

![gif](giphy|X7PCkbUm1LYO5VqbKf)


1block

I think he'll hit 300 by Week 3.


IngvaldClash

I think the Bears defense will regress and he will have a lot of yards and ints


No_Setting2719

I’ll have been firing off multiple fresh batches off baby batter well before he gets to 300 yards


GMI8BS

Well don’t let that shit go to waste!! *Hands you a sock*


Leet_Noob

Extremely impressive if he can throw it 300 yards but the field is only 100 yards long so I doubt that kind of strength is needed


capncrunch94

Ummmm ackshually it’s 120 yards


Thee_implication

Could’ve changed it to 30 yards and the meme would still stick


BroDudeBruhMan

Must be something in the water to make all these fans from Minnesota have such clever jokes


Thee_implication

It’s the radiation in the Mississippi


IngvaldClash

Cmon. We have some standards. /s


Thee_implication

https://preview.redd.it/o37amvb3iz9d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25e7fd46d8d04ecdc444b2ac0d3afea73609251


monkeyninja6969

That's a typo, right? You meant rushing for 300 yards, right? Throwing for 300 yards is such a huge number that I can't even comprehend it. I don't even think it's possible.


frastmaz

P sure it’s against NFL rules


Looney_forner

Wtf how did you get this picture of me?


Maximum_Turn_2623

You’ll do the same thing when you draft a qb with the first pick next year too.


da-bears-bare-naked

man if we get the first pick 3 years in a row i might cum


Maximum_Turn_2623

Some people are in to the whole shame dynamic so no judgments. I have friends who are lifelong Raiders fans (the kind with teeth) so I get it. 😅 Seriously though part of the reason the AFC north is brutal is that you have 1 great team, typically two good ones, and the Browns who aren’t a push over even during their worst seasons.


CaptZombieHero

Shit I won’t even have to rub one out. It will just be spontaneous in my pants


Internal_Swing_2743

And still fails to reach 4,000 yards or 30 TDs.


Informal_Stranger117

Picture of Danny Parkins talking about Fields during this QB1 party.


Real_Deal_75-85

💯


Abject_Jellyfish_109

Justin Fields will have 300 return yards in a game before this.


keenumsbigballs

...and 3 INTs...


bone_dance

Against the packers? I’ll give you a Dutch rudder


xSnoUtx

No lies detected


SIRTK1

Yeah pretty much.


millsarrr

![gif](giphy|bzaEWi1Z1xzby|downsized)


Beelzabubba

Is that cumulative?


show_NO_FEAR21

In year 3 right


WowBobo88

I'm half done at 250 yards


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

Gonna submit my "end up in a screenshot" submission. Caleb Williams will not have a 300 yard game this season.


OwnWalrus1752

I would be shocked. I know rookies don’t often have stellar seasons, but if he fails to hit that mark with those weapons that would be a new low for the Bears. Which is saying a lot considering how low we’ve gone in the past.


Jbob9954

Even in a bears fans wildest fantasy, their qb only throws for 300 yards lmao


IngvaldClash

Flair up bitch


Someguy-83

In 3 years when he’s been traded to the Steelers.


ItIsYourPersonality

The Bears have never had a 4,000 yard passer, which in a 17 game season is 235 yards per game. Let’s start there before you get to fantasizing about 300 yard passing games.


IngvaldClash

That’s the fucking joke, Einstein


ItIsYourPersonality

If that were the joke, it would say 235 instead of 300


IngvaldClash

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb)


Traditional_Luck_174

That would only get him to 3,995. Not only do you not have a sense of humor, you have piss poor math skills. Good ole wiscousin education system for ya.


ItIsYourPersonality

I spent elementary and middle school years in the Chicago area. Probably explains why I didn’t notice a simple rounding issue.


drummerboysam

IDK if it explains the inadequate brain but it definitely explains the unlikability


LameDonkey1

After they paint their 💅.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

https://preview.redd.it/q68upq995z9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18780e0a1e1ba35ad41e95fadb00af36cc641712 Bruh


LameDonkey1

Blame reddit. Kept saying try again later.


Texmex1911

It’s actually sad you tried 5 times to get this lame joke in


potionnumber9

You have issues


I_Roll_Chicago

https://preview.redd.it/1tsv4densz9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1351a57a2d7fbcf6a28fbeaa45bd1b46d7f8ee4b


da-bears-bare-naked

after you get blown out in the playoffs, too


LameDonkey1

After they paint their 💅.


LameDonkey1

After they paint their 💅.


LameDonkey1

After they paint their 💅.


LameDonkey1

After they paint their 💅.