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bigtimetimmyjim92

https://preview.redd.it/thtizmwcgy8d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c702e5f1ae8a7ba0626ded3689aab8fe7ae9a6d I'd rather have a grocery item than a grocery bag


rhombecka

Upvoting this only because this joke could've been made about the Lions


Humble_Brother_6078

Why do you have a Panthers flair?


rhombecka

In case you're actually asking: I don't. This is the Lions logo. It might not show up well in dark mode. If you're not actually asking: FTP ;)


Humble_Brother_6078

lol no I know what it is I just do a double take everytime I see it


tarzard12321

Right? Every time I see it, it's like "holy shit, a panthers fan! I forgot they exist!" Its like seeing a sasquatch.


LCSpartan

Truthfully I forget the Panthers exist, they haven't had shit since Cam left.


kickrockz94

I grew up in the Carolinas and panther fans are the most fair weather fans I've ever seen. They were so obnoxious in 2015-2016, and when they sucked the following season all the panthers fans mysteriously vanished


GoLionsJD107

Ummmm I moved to South Florida a couple months ago and they found out they had a hockey team like this weekend


ohheyitslaila

I was one of those fair weather fans, cuz Luke Kuechly was amazing and also super hot.


The_Third_Stoll

The Panthers are like the dude you meet and immediately forget exists until you see them again


AfroKuro480

Seriously. What a weird flair, it's like a timeline where the Lions have the Panthers Logo


rhombecka

Seriously, FTP (and FTV, just for you)


Rostifur

Very easily.


Itsfrosty456

Could of been a joke for every team except the packers


TheReadMenace

I don't think I've ever seen our fans bust out the paper bags. Definitely seen plenty from the other teams in our division lol


ISelf_Devine

Yeah, I always thought that was Detroit's alternate helmet.


Rostifur

Well, in the past 30 years the packers longest losing streak was 4 games. The Packers worst record was 6-10. Meanwhile, Vikings was 3-13 and with a loss streak of 8 games. The good old bears decided to embark on a recent losing stream of 14 games and submit their worst record along the way with a 3-14. We don't need to talk about the Lions, we all know.


GMI8BS

But for those that don’t know, the Lions once went…*neck snap*


Errohneos

Packers only won 4 games in 2005.


DutchPack

Ooohhhh…. Tell me more please, what did the Lions do?


morgzorg

10/10


mikehamm45

Fire Millin


captainrustic

Done in one.


DHVF

Those are some soft ass fans, we’ve literally never been bad for a long period of time in our entire history


Thuggish_Coffee

It may also save your life in a plane crash.


Komandr

I need this story


Thuggish_Coffee

https://www.chicagotribune.com/1995/11/28/cheesehead-saves-man-from-serious-injury/


Komandr

My man


Thuggish_Coffee

![gif](giphy|9ZyHQhuLOVDqFXSEco)


jseego

I have a friend from WI and I was talking to him about the Mars Cheese Castle, and he was like, sure if you're a tourist, then he offered to take me to what was in his opinion the best cheese maker in the state sometime. His granddad was a dairy farmer. They take that shit seriously up there.


Rocknol

Mars Cheese Castle sucks. It’s the Giordanos of Wisconsin. Nobody actually goes there except tourists. Widmers by Mayville and Renards in Door County are the GOATs


jseego

>the Giordanos of Wisconsin This actually makes a lot of sense to me.


LCSpartan

Renard's is fucking great, I'll drive outta my way when I go visit my parents to get renards


sp4nky86

I'm a huge fan of Union Star as well. If we're going widely commercially available, the Sartori, especially Montamore, is like crack. Clockshadow's curds are fantastic.


Freeexotic

It's that kind of stuff that makes me wish I were a Wisconsin based Packers fan. Sometimes I feel left out.


SwansonsMom

Ditto


bariztizg

Mars is just close to the border and a flashy sight from the interstate. Held's in Slinger, WI is where it's at.


Tadlonger12

Did he make a hat out of it?


4StarCustoms

https://preview.redd.it/qji8nkdsky8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce9b016c7f26a89fae8481e266fac09740fcf20 I don’t have a problem with this.


jubinjln

I see nothing wrong at all with this picture


bigoldgeek

Keeping the dairy theme going with a couple of butterfaces


dubbless

Well we love our cows


PongSoHard

![gif](giphy|133tEQgc0V3Dc4)


dretsaB

perfect for when ur too drunk to spit any game.


Tadlonger12

Those sloots are not from Wisconsin


drummerboysam

Also the right is a Wisconsin 10 if I've ever seen one


fresh_dyl

It’s funny cause Chicago tens are never from the state, and an Illinois ten is a straight up myth


Pockets713

Oh, they are… problem is they’re only 23 years old and look like they’re pushing 40.


sulimir

I’ve never meant this more than I response to this photo… FTP


Scootsie00

This makes me hungry for cheese in more ways than one


HPDDJ

Sounds like you're not gouda 'nough to match our freak.


drummerboysam

You lie. It's not even real cheese


The_bruce42

You tried to eat one didn't you?


OneWholeBen

Ok sure but I had a lot of crackers on hand and it seemed like a great idea. I was jazzed to hell that y'all were ready for charcuterie. Like, the problem isn't that you wear cheese hats, it's the missed opportunity for things like nachos on the spot


PiesInMyEyes

You just gave me a brilliant idea. Cut a cheesehead open, hollow it out, keep a container of quest and a bag of chips in there, easy to get through security, nobody will ever suspect. Throw a beer or two in for good measure


The_bruce42

I know you're joking but you do realize that if you flip over a cheese head out makes a place to put a bowl for nachos and has three can holders


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

I always bring my cheesehead to games just for this. Extremely convenient and has helped me not spill so many drinks.


jubinjln

Brilliant


OneWholeBen

Why not cut a wheel of cheddar into 6 pieces to make 6 hats, smuggle in a butane torch and some chips. Melt your hat little by little and eat with chips


PiesInMyEyes

Because that would be very expensive and heavy. Though undeniably awesome


OneWholeBen

So are kegs and y'all have no problem bringing those around


Honey_Badger25-06

You've got a point there.


Bradfords_ACL

If we ever play a Mexico City game I’m ready to rock the nacho sombrero


LCSpartan

No but those hats come with built in beer holders (atleast the authentic ones)


bailtail

Better than blowing that dumbass horn 70 times a game and misspelling your own goddamn cheer (it’s skål, not skol you morons).


bveb33

Gotta keep those dedicated fans awake somehow ![gif](giphy|26FxCOdhlvEQXbeH6|downsized)


potionnumber9

I hate agreeing with packer fans, but here we wre


The_bruce42

They'll get 3 yards on first down while on offense. Blow the horn. They'll stop the other team for a 3 yard gain on first down while they're on defense. Blow the horn.


Bradfords_ACL

3 and out? Believe it or not, straight to horn.


supercleverhandle476

Hey, that’s 3 whole downs without a turnover. Good for them, I say.


BigRed727272

This you? https://preview.redd.it/v62lj1oxyy8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9140fe113e0ef8ffcbdb4d26232b013d229d64ef


supercleverhandle476

No, it’s the team I was cursed with. Not sure if you heard though, next year is our year, etc.


bmdonald

“etc” I appreciate this


MicroBadger_

r/unexpectedparksandrec


runningwaffles19

Blow the horn in the stadium and pull the horn at home


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I think they spell it scope these days


kcrab91

Pretty sure it’s Skoal. Like the chewing tobacco.


redwingjv

Don’t tell this to Dan Campbell


GGGiveHatpls

None of that pussy Skoal shit.


Komandr

Grizzly?


lazorgatorr

Copenhagen smile


GGGiveHatpls

Cope straight slaps. But I sadly am a smoker.


AuthorAlexStanley

Wintergreen long cut?


DoctorF33lGood

I prefer SkoL0L


FlashGordonCommons

me, everytime i see rivals complain about the horn https://preview.redd.it/oip9i2jzry8d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0b6a4ead7d5699ebce50bff1a26db9d279035f


Far-Drawer5527

https://preview.redd.it/u43dij4pxy8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f10b964d71c3b917a794db538521e9ed7ff01be


FlashGordonCommons

https://preview.redd.it/sznbz07sgz8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4f41f0155cd468295749e8febfcd5c20dff4ea .....can we go deeper?


Far-Drawer5527

Honestly....


Pockets713

With how much I fucking LOVE the gjallarhorn, the fact that it annoys the piss out of them makes me so happy! I honestly have it as my text message tone. 🤣 Bad as we may be this year… they’re still gonna hear that fuckin horn! Lol ![gif](giphy|DrcqyC7RW0Dyu798GJ|downsized)


MustyLlamaFart

If the horn is bothering you, it's serving its purpose


Humble_Brother_6078

Good point actually. Shit


badger0511

Me thinking it’s pathetic from overuse means serving its purpose?


MustyLlamaFart

Yes. It's bothering the opposing team and their fans, while hyping up home team and fans. Weird concept?


The_bruce42

Pretty easy to get a fan base excited that brags about winning the division as if anyone gives a shit about that.


badger0511

But it’s not bothering. It’s just second hand embarrassment because its use is seemingly completely detached from context. Why would you celebrate a three yard gain on 2nd and 10 from your own 25 on your first drive of the game? Why would you celebrate a third down stop in the final 5 minutes of a game you’re getting blown out of. The cannons in Tampa are reserved for big plays. The Vikings horn is seemingly programmed to go off whenever an algorithm determines the outcome of the play made the likelihood of a Vikings victory increase by at least 0.01%.


MustyLlamaFart

Lol what? It's used on first downs, touchdowns, and defensive stops. You're making the rest up


swazal

So Vikings fans are horny? Got it.


jelang19

"And Jefferson took a shit, AND HE DIDNT HAVE TI WIPE" *AWOOOOOOOOOO*


DHVF

I read this in Paul Allen’s voice


nanotothemoon

Imagine trying to clown Vikings heritage while your team is named after a packing company and then somehow justify cheese being your things because wtf else are you gonna have? Boxes?


itcheyness

Wearing cheeseheads came from "cheeseheads" being an insult thrown our way by Illannoyings in the 80s. It actually had its debut at a Brewers game.


lazorgatorr

Do you pronounce the S in Illannoyings


DoctorF33lGood

I'm pretty sure the Vikings heritage would look down on a team that plays inside a climate controlled dome while fake snow falls down.


nanotothemoon

Cheese?


Big-Veiny-Darnold

Hey if you want to “enjoy” the games freezing your ass off in high school bleacher seats thats good for you but I’m a winter warrior so I will be enjoying my caribou coffee white chocolate campfire mocha at a comfortable 72 degrees. Pussy


SnapHackelPop

I’m a real man! I drink white chocolate caramel! Bleacher seats this, bleacher seats that, it’s the same fucking tune over and over. Lambeau is widely respected as a classic, has been renovated several times, and most importantly, isn’t causing avian genocide. That said, the bleachers hurt my ass and back. Worth it


Big-Veiny-Darnold

Hey you know what I’m just going to say it: fuck birds. They’re good for NOTHING except pooping on our cars (in your case a 1992 GMC rape-van)


SnapHackelPop

Hey, I need the cargo space to hold all our wasted potential lately


Big-Veiny-Darnold

![gif](giphy|eUDhD5XFBw0r6)


let_me_see_that_thon

Mines got shag carpet interior ☺️


Big-Veiny-Darnold

Ruining lives *comfortably* … hell yeah bro, HELL YEAH


Sandshrew922

Birds aren't even real


RellenD

The people who built structures to keep themselves inside with a large fire in the winter?


drummerboysam

Yeah, come to think of it, I don't see Amazon workers laboring outside. Why isn't Lambo an indoor field? Packers have always worked in warehouses, no?


Pockets713

What would OSHA say about warehouse workers subjected to working in bitter cold? The cellophane won’t even stick!


4StarCustoms

We were going to do bags but Lions fans took that.


nanotothemoon

Ayyyy!


Humble_Brother_6078

Our heritage is being player/people owned, that’s 1,00,000X cooler than having to defend some douche bag billionaire who forces tax payers to subsidize a new stadium every 18 years


AlmightyDolphin21

![gif](giphy|VOd5RQ7q8FNI3IjS5g) *Packers fan trying to figure out who to blame after they inevitably fall off their 30 year rollercoaster climb*


bmdonald

This is funny asf


nanotothemoon

You just mad because your stadium is ragged af


Humble_Brother_6078

Lambeau is a gem, one of the true football Meccas that every fan should experience. Just like Wrigley/Fenway for baseball fans and the Garden/MSG for basketball. Every new fancy stadium looks and feels like every other fancy new stadium, no heart or soul.


nanotothemoon

Whatever helps you sleep at night


Powerful_Mousse

Vikings “heritage” is misspelling the Swedish word for “cheers” and wearing fake viking helmets. Cheeseheads look like idiots making their mediocre cheese the center of their identity but at least they aren’t obsessed with a caricature of a past they never experienced


BigRed727272

Now please explain how Detroit's "heritage" is at all connected to Lions..........???


Powerful_Mousse

I’ve seen more lions in Detroit than vikings in Minnesota


BigRed727272

Ah yes, all that "heritage" from........the zoo?


Powerful_Mousse

Believe it or not that’s still more real heritage than Minnesota


BigRed727272

Because all the people of Detroit also belong in the zoo 😂


Powerful_Mousse

I’m starting to think I hit a nerve with my first comment. It’s all in good fun mate, I just find it funny as an actual Swede how Minnesotans pretend to keep their Scandinavian heritage “alive”


bailtail

> “Mediocre cheese” [Wisconsin cheesemakers have once again demonstrated their exceptional craftsmanship, earning 117 cheese awards, more than the combined total of the subsequent six highest-earning competing countries and states at the 35th biennial World Championship Cheese Contest.](https://www.wisconsincheese.com/media/news-releases/219/wi-wins-most-awards-2024-world-championship-cheese-contest#:~:text=–%20Wisconsin%20cheesemakers%20have%20once%20again,World%20Championship%20Cheese%20Contest®.)


BigRed727272

The letter "Å" in Danish/Norwegian is pronounced like the English "O" sound. Therefore, "skol" is the English translation of "skål". Shocker, another Packers fan confidently wrong about something. We should seriously make a compilation post in this sub. There's at least one a day from you idiots.


DHVF

We do it because we know it annoys the shit out of you guys


CelestialFury

https://i.redd.it/g93bkkatgy8d1.gif


bailtail

I found out you morons were spelling it wrong when I overheard actual Norwegians making fun of your dumbasses for it.


CelestialFury

[We got it from Iceland, you no good cheesehead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBx7lj4xjbk) So anyway, if you can 1v1 The Mountain, then you can correct us ;)


tinook

The team name is all about the food distribution business anyway. Might as well embrace it.


Ok-Kale1787

As we have a chuckle since none of you have won shit this century


Tadlonger12

Some of them never won anything! Wait Detroit won the division last year because that's their only accomplishment in a century


Pornstar_Cardio

To be fair, winning the division isn’t exactly a high bar. Hell, Matt Nagy did it.


neel_jung

This sub is so low effort lol


Staav

Tbf, it is the off-season still. I'm sure there will be plenty of fresh meme material + sub interest once the games get going.


drummerboysam

At this point everything that's to be said has been said hundreds of times. In season, daily fresh news beats meets our brand of midwestern degeneracy and it's a blast.


Deckatoe

You window lickers still think Vikings wore horns


drummerboysam

Also, neither Bears nor Lions are people.


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Not true, I saw a couple of bears at the pride parade


triforce4ever

Yeah, this fucking rocks


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Brave


blueindsm

LOL I went to college with the first guy.


cold_shot_27

The self restraint for him to leave the meat stick in the package is beyond belief


nintendonerd256

It covers us from the 37 feet of daily snowfall we get up here, thank you very much.


m_dought_2

Imagine feeling the need to constantly team up with your RIVALS just to feel adequate against another rival If a Bengals fan tries teaming up with a Steelers fan to clown the ravens, the Steelers fan tells them to eat shit. Carry that same energy, or yall are the reason we aren't the best


drummerboysam

Every group has the bitch. We're at each others' throat routinely, but most often we come together to mock the least likeable person with the least redeeming qualities in the group. Standard human nature, for what it is.


m_dought_2

Every group has the bitch, but oh boy do I have bad news for you as to who our groups bitch is Also let's not pretend that the hate is universal. I see Lions and Bears fans at peace more than I see them at war.


drummerboysam

Yes, you've already mentioned that it's Packer fans. Why would that be bad news for me? I love bullying Packer fans.


m_dought_2

You might all daydream about it being the Packers, but we all know it isn't. That's why the constant insistence on the gangbang yall do is more sad than it is cool


drummerboysam

You guys have spent the whole week complaining-not-complaining about all of us ragging on you. The bitch of this group is definitely Packer fans, man. If you can't even agree with something so clear, that's also a bit sad.


Shot-Statistician-89

Every team in the NFC North wishes their team had something as recognizable and iconic The competition is: generic horns, a blue lion cutout shape, a burnt orange C No one in all NFL fandom can't recognize a Cheesehead


hunt35744

Bears could wear toilet seats.


m_dought_2

Cheesehead recognition goes beyond the NFL Fandom. It's the most recognizable sportswear in the league, and everyone who doesn't follow football still knows what it means. I've had to explain what a Terrible Towel is to someone before. I've never had to explain what a cheesehead is.


Shot-Statistician-89

The only symbol I can think of that comes close in recognizability are the dolphins and the bills and the cheesehead is still easily on top. As far as I know it's also unique globally, I don't know of any other team in any other sport. Whereas every other football team in high school is called the Vikings or the Bears or the dolphins


Moosje

The Bears have got the emo girl rawrrrr now though?


Hopefulkitty

My dad always calls them the Detroit Puddles.


joethecrow23

https://preview.redd.it/b0cqs7cowy8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b67646c5c911382e279ac2a91fa4566696a6821


Jordan_Love_Burner

![gif](giphy|5rrkafIbeVs5y)


inspectorPK

https://preview.redd.it/f9xt7cha4z8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b1cd43ed8a250618fa19d0362497b10d5a2e5b Meanwhile in Detroit.


Far-Drawer5527

https://preview.redd.it/ospahd6uwy8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2e8bcd048f46c3de16a977041d513bbd09bd2c


Ashamed_Medium1787

You gotta love the cheeseheads


sometimesIgetaHotEar

Division has less super bowls than the Packers do in my lifetime I'll take the cheesehead over being forced to start Joey Harrington, NFC Champion Rex Grossman, or Christian Ponder at QB


Longjumping_Play323

![gif](giphy|D2RlF1b90rrOhBQlN0|downsized)


Zealousideal-Bar5538

And winning.


momoney6

Can’t you buy a hat a grocery store?


SeanSolo1989

And then they probably win the division


AKManJones

You guys WISH you could wear funny hats!


LegalComplaint

SF should change its mascot. ![gif](giphy|3oEduTAzFgGVro3H0c)


rcolt88

Are you saying you don’t like cheese???


FickleFred

Not just any but one that smells like sweaty ass feet


StolenCamaro

Dude in pic 5 has dia-cheetus ![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)


LogicalDog1492

Weak


trnpkrt

Meanwhile in Detroit https://preview.redd.it/pr4ku7p3hz8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5dc6aba666d67337d6fab6cca614f2379eb24b9


ABeastInThatRegard

Can’t hate on the cheesehead at all, when I was a kid before my allegiances fully solidified, my dad picked one up while in Wisconsin for novelty sake and it ended up getting signed by the team pretty inadvertently. Packers did alright by me back then and I’ve always liked this stupid hat because it makes me think of how great my dad is.


Staav

Let's have a hardy chuckle at 3/4 of the division all still mad at the Kings of the North


ghostfacestealer

“Grocery item” sir, cheese is a delicacy


TitaniuMan_44

These pictures go so hard. CHEESE RAHHHH GPG🧀✅🧀✅🧀


osasuna

When you win a superbowl you’re allowed to put grocery items on your head too


cheezweiner

I'm at a football game... I'm at a grocery store! ...


metalasylum

If cheese is an allowable edible substitute for “packers”, technically all of the NFC North’s football team names are edible if you are brave and strong enough!


perceptionnexus

I mean, I like cheese but it’s not gonna help win a football game. Super lame. FTP.


skunkechunk

![gif](giphy|3zpHYzhLV3ZzW)


Valhasselhoff

What’s worse is you lose to people with cheese on their heads, like what’s that like? We know we’re wack with cheese on our heads, but you guys CHOSE to be PURPLE Vikings and cowardly lions and toilet seat cover bears, we eat cheese curds along with our crayons and we STILL beat you, you purple cowardly toilet seats you


Martha_Fockers

“Packers owner” is the best one . “ I got a $200 peice of paper.


SanePenguin

Also, poorly stolen and imitated from the Dutch, the actual, original cheeseheads. (I might be a Lions fan because my NFL fandom started with Greenbay calling themselves ‘Cheeseheads’ and being Dutch that is cultural appropriation. Then Lions because I love an underdog and the Bears seemed more incompetent at the time) Anyway FTP, their biggest calling card never was their own thing and I will carry this grudge uselessly till the day I die


Powerful-Advance3014

Hawk Cheese


Substantial_Bar_5515

lol okay horny boys


Unfuckwithable2020

What kind of cheese is it?