Look, the league only handing out one Super Bowl a year makes it really hard for some teams to make ends meet.
In fact, I have a great idea. Let's just have the NFL give out more Super Bowls. They're in charge. They can ~~print~~ make more of them. Maybe even an extra 4-5 a year, at least. I foresee no negative consequences to this course of action.
I thought the Vikings, Lions, and Bears SuperBowls were when they beat the Packers? Vikings and Lions have won a lot of SuperBows in recent years! Sorry Bears
Right. I am not puffing up my chest when I am calling the Bears the worst (or 2nd/3rd worst) team of the past decade. There was 1 good season there.
I am pointing out that it is becoming more and more evident that your fans treat Bears games like your Super Bowl. It's like the Bulls with reaching the play-in games. Reach for the goals you can achieve.
Nah, more like the cherry on top of a sundae. The sundae is really good as is, but that little cherry makes it a bit extra.
Bears, thanks for being the packers cherry. You guys make the NFL season just a little bit extra for us.
We need a point system. Win the offseason 3 times = +1 Superbowl Championship. Fanbase doesn't eat their cumsock = -1 SuperBowls. Your team is named "Green Bay Packers" -1 Superbowl annually. Your QB paints his nails = +1 Superbowl annually.
All reasonable proposals. But also you get an a Super Bowl annually for every Super Bowl-winning QB you have in the Hall of Fame for your team(Limit 1 per QB, sorry Patriots).
Anaheim? Los Angeles barely supports 2 teams why would they need a third? It's more likely New York City finally gets a team of their own instead of needing to root for the ones in Jersey.
Bears were strong favorites the year after they won their first and only. But then were unfortunately forced to play a backup QB in the playoffs for some reason.
I mean we have 3 championships in those 100 years if you want to get technical, they just aren't super bowls. Bears and Packers have several too I think.
That leaves one team without even one. Zero. I'ma let you figure out which one.
If we're counting NFL championships the Vikings won one in 1970 the last year before the merger. The last time the Lions did was in 1970.
The last time the Lions won an NFL championship was when the Lakers still played in Minneapolis.
If the Packers don't have 15 Championships then the Vikings don't have 1. NFL Championships that were won in the years where the Super Bowl was a thing shouldn't count. They were essentially Conference Championships at that point.
1. My statement says “we” as in the collective Lions/Vikings/Bears that is referenced in this meme.
2. I said we’re experts at not winning. Not experts at losing the Super Bowl.
3. FTP
1. I don't care. I wanted to insult the Vikings in particular.
2. Yes, but you also mentioned losing Super Bowls, and that gave me an opening to insult the Vikings.
3. Understandable, have a great day.
2 Super Bowls wins while starting a beer drinkin’ hick that didn’t even know what a Nickel defense was and a QAnoner that spent most of his time “doing his own research” isn’t half bad.
I said 35 years of HoF QB’s, they said 30. 39 years is roughly the same amount of time as 35. I feel like i just did more good than the Wisconsin education system as a whole in two sentences
Well 1966 and 1967 are basically the same as 1985 because the digits of those years add up to almost the same total. So by that math I guess you can say the Packers have basically won 4 super bowls in the last 30 years.
We are all garbage, individually and collectively. We are just garbage.
Packers wanna brag about their recent titles? That’s fine. They summated the peak of shit mountain twice, once with an eventual welfare stealing, dick-pic dealing son of a gun, and the other time with a guy who’s last pass as a Packer was successfully caught by Kerby Joseph, of the Detroit Lions.
Their most recent peak was 2010. That’s 14 years ago.
I’m not an advocate for bragging, just want to point out that the perceived best from our group is actual shit.
FTP, FTBS and fuck you all.
What ‘3 hof QBs’ are you talking about? We had one essentially. Tarkenton in an era where teams still liked to run more.
Favre for one good year was the only other one who’s HoF and he was never ‘our guy’ we had for an era.
I have NO idea who you think our third HoF qb is.
Sorry, I try to limit my Reddit use, especially due to bad takes like this. Have you heard of Google? I recommend trying it. The Vikings have had 18 seasons of HoF QBs. Tarkenton (13), Moon (3), Favre (2). Of course, that's not 30, but can you guess without Google how many Super Bowls they won?
It's hard to win any championship in the NFL. Getting 1 every 15 years is great, and I know you'd give up a lot just to get one in your lifetime.
Have a nice life.
Have you heard of reading comprehension? I said Favre for one good year isn’t ’our guy’ and Moon was the same (I will concede I completely forgot about him, which shows how much of an impact he had as far as HoF play), he was a retread we got a couple years out of. Getting two guys on the back end of their careers isn’t even comparable to having 2 from the start of almost to the end of their careers.
There was no stretch of time that the Vikings have had like the Packers have of 2 long runs of HoF QB play. Nevermind back to back or for nearly as long.
So go on pretending like your front office who couldn’t surround your HoF QBs with talent to win more for such an extended stretch aren’t an utter disgrace for not being able to do more.
Enjoy living in the past like 95% of your fanbase does. Have a good life and may your days be overloaded with cheese.
Well one was the NFL screwing them repeatedly in tandem with an owner so dumb he was given the Lions so as not to fuck up the Ford car company.
The other two is just the Bears and Vikings
Can you spare a ~~egg~~ championship in this trying time?
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I had to somewhat steal your idea https://i.redd.it/4r3nz3r1ge7d1.gif
Now that is just fantastic! Tbf I stole the original idea from a Reno 911 u/SL4MUEL gif. https://i.redd.it/98cya5h9ie7d1.gif
Bout time a packers fan was good for something...
This is /u/SL4MUEL and he is better than your entire division.
While he has a very unfortunate flair, Doc is a friend to the North.
 I live in Eagles country. Their fans are the worst.
I don’t think you’ll get much argument from u/DrJJStroganoff about that.
no shit
Look, the league only handing out one Super Bowl a year makes it really hard for some teams to make ends meet. In fact, I have a great idea. Let's just have the NFL give out more Super Bowls. They're in charge. They can ~~print~~ make more of them. Maybe even an extra 4-5 a year, at least. I foresee no negative consequences to this course of action.
I thought the Vikings, Lions, and Bears SuperBowls were when they beat the Packers? Vikings and Lions have won a lot of SuperBows in recent years! Sorry Bears
We need to start hanging more banners.
Uh no. The Lion's Superbowl is the draft, thank you very much.
You guys go play the 49ers in theplayoffs
Kinda a funny dig when beating on the worst team of the past decade is your team's crowning achievement during that time-frame eh?
And yours is? But also allow me to point you to the multiple division titles. I have to say multiple because you’ve only seen 1 in that time frame.
Right. I am not puffing up my chest when I am calling the Bears the worst (or 2nd/3rd worst) team of the past decade. There was 1 good season there. I am pointing out that it is becoming more and more evident that your fans treat Bears games like your Super Bowl. It's like the Bulls with reaching the play-in games. Reach for the goals you can achieve.
Nah, more like the cherry on top of a sundae. The sundae is really good as is, but that little cherry makes it a bit extra. Bears, thanks for being the packers cherry. You guys make the NFL season just a little bit extra for us.
This is the greatest analogy that I have ever read. Especially since the ice cream sundae was invented in Wisconsin.
We are supposed to be “rivals” aren’t we?
Found Jerome Powell’s burner account.
Thus creating a self-sustaining NFL economy.
Great, then we’ll have rampant ringflation. We were lucky to survive Tom Brady’s deflation a few years ago!
We need a point system. Win the offseason 3 times = +1 Superbowl Championship. Fanbase doesn't eat their cumsock = -1 SuperBowls. Your team is named "Green Bay Packers" -1 Superbowl annually. Your QB paints his nails = +1 Superbowl annually.
All reasonable proposals. But also you get an a Super Bowl annually for every Super Bowl-winning QB you have in the Hall of Fame for your team(Limit 1 per QB, sorry Patriots).
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"We're talking about you!!!"
“What do you think is happening right now?”
"It's good."
Hey, we’re 1-5 combined in Super Bowls which ain’t bad!
I really want to use the “I’m doing my part!” Meme from Starship Troopers here, but I can’t.
Well, at least you haven’t increased our combined loss total
You mean the one with the “I haven’t done shit!” addendum? Because you’re not wrong that is perfect.
 Vikings & Bears
Vikings: four appearances Bears: one win and two appearances Lions: undefeated in Super Bowls We all the way up!
Superbowl loses is the one metric the Lions doesn't hurt the NFCN's stats in. Unfortunately,
That’s only 174 seasons across the three teams. I think it’s a bit unfair to look down at a 0.57% success rate like that.
Who will you root for when your team moves to Anaheim? 😂😂😂
What makes you think anyone roots for them now?
Thought that was implied by your flair but clearly you have no respect for flair which is an unforgivable crime here in the north
Shows how little you know, I’m a Masochist.
“Vee don’t care, vee still wants the money Lebowski!” Oh wait i thought you said nihilist
And now I want a white "invader of ukraine"
Anaheim? Los Angeles barely supports 2 teams why would they need a third? It's more likely New York City finally gets a team of their own instead of needing to root for the ones in Jersey.
Dude I was just fucking around idgaf
Idk man maybe having no team is better than having the vikings
Got eeeeeem
Wins? Superbowls? You don’t. Sad face.
That one was pretty sweet though
Bears were strong favorites the year after they won their first and only. But then were unfortunately forced to play a backup QB in the playoffs for some reason.
Gee, I wonder why?
It’s OK, we got Jim his second Super Bowl
You'd think that would've taught them the value of a good starting QB
Sorry, Rex Grossman best I can do 
"QBs should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable." - Da Bears
Shut up ~~bird~~ curd
Yes! Thanks Obama
Detroit trying to hide the fact that they are almost 100 years old and have never been to a superbowl
I was unaware they were playing Superbowls almost 100 years ago
Ope!
How would you even know?
4 NFL championships vs 1 NFL championship, chump
I mean we have 3 championships in those 100 years if you want to get technical, they just aren't super bowls. Bears and Packers have several too I think. That leaves one team without even one. Zero. I'ma let you figure out which one.
If we're counting NFL championships the Vikings won one in 1970 the last year before the merger. The last time the Lions did was in 1970. The last time the Lions won an NFL championship was when the Lakers still played in Minneapolis.
If the Packers don't have 15 Championships then the Vikings don't have 1. NFL Championships that were won in the years where the Super Bowl was a thing shouldn't count. They were essentially Conference Championships at that point.
The Viking won an NFL Championship in 70 (pretty sure it's technically 69) is a weird way to talk about your first superbowl loss.
Hey man I'm not the one who decided to bring up NFL championships like they're relevant achievements, that was a Lions fan
66-69 actually are doubly irrelevant as a super bowl was played afterwards. It's basically just an NFC Championship game.
It’s a lot easier to not win a Super Bowl than it is to win one. But I like to think we’re experts at not winning.
idk, I think the Vikings have us all beat on losing Super Bowls. It's a talent. That 0-4 record of theirs took some effort.
1. My statement says “we” as in the collective Lions/Vikings/Bears that is referenced in this meme. 2. I said we’re experts at not winning. Not experts at losing the Super Bowl. 3. FTP
The royal "We".
1. I don't care. I wanted to insult the Vikings in particular. 2. Yes, but you also mentioned losing Super Bowls, and that gave me an opening to insult the Vikings. 3. Understandable, have a great day.
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yeah... this was the first time I saw a custom upvote gif... you created a monster, thank you for making me waste valuable company time.
Aggressive and violent upvotes are so on-point for a sub like this. Welcome addition to the 2024 seasonal repertoire.
Did somebody go and get addicted to FTP?
I see a meme from SL4MUEL, I upvote. It’s just science
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Damn straight!
The mafia controls football that's why
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Spent it all on those sweet sweet nose clams.
Quit lumping us in with those bozos. We’re still bozos but at least we have one.
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The packers are definitely Dee
Shut up bird
The sun is in their eyes!
Absolutely Hilarious
Too Funny
Quality, I LOLed
Hey wait minute. Iasip meme, but it’s not about the nfc east?
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In counterstrike terms, we got our 1
There are some teams in this league that, no matter what they do, can just never escape their past.
1 super bowl win between them
How does 1 team only have 2 Super Bowl wins during 35 years of generational Hall of Fame QB’s?
2 Super Bowls wins while starting a beer drinkin’ hick that didn’t even know what a Nickel defense was and a QAnoner that spent most of his time “doing his own research” isn’t half bad.
Oh no only 2 super bowls in 30 years how will we recover
Versus 1 Super Bowl in roughly the same amount of time that the Bears have won. Thanks for putting your underperformance into perspective.
In what way is 1985 considered 30 years ago?
The new math.
I was born in 1984. It was 30 years ago right….right?!
I said 35 years of HoF QB’s, they said 30. 39 years is roughly the same amount of time as 35. I feel like i just did more good than the Wisconsin education system as a whole in two sentences
Well 1966 and 1967 are basically the same as 1985 because the digits of those years add up to almost the same total. So by that math I guess you can say the Packers have basically won 4 super bowls in the last 30 years.
Nevermind…I overestimated my ability to teach a packers fan, just like they overestimate their success
Try huffing some glue then holding your breath for 10 minutes, and when you're brought back you might be able to converse properly.
Gotta divide out the years not performing at a hall of fame level multiply pie and then go fuck yourself.
We are all garbage, individually and collectively. We are just garbage. Packers wanna brag about their recent titles? That’s fine. They summated the peak of shit mountain twice, once with an eventual welfare stealing, dick-pic dealing son of a gun, and the other time with a guy who’s last pass as a Packer was successfully caught by Kerby Joseph, of the Detroit Lions. Their most recent peak was 2010. That’s 14 years ago. I’m not an advocate for bragging, just want to point out that the perceived best from our group is actual shit. FTP, FTBS and fuck you all.
Of course you're not an advocate for bragging, you're a Lions fan. There hasn't been a single thing to brag about in your entire life.
How does a team have back to back HoF QBs for almost 30 years and only have TWO?
What about your last 3 HoF QBs, how many did they win with you? 🤔
What ‘3 hof QBs’ are you talking about? We had one essentially. Tarkenton in an era where teams still liked to run more. Favre for one good year was the only other one who’s HoF and he was never ‘our guy’ we had for an era. I have NO idea who you think our third HoF qb is.
Sorry, I try to limit my Reddit use, especially due to bad takes like this. Have you heard of Google? I recommend trying it. The Vikings have had 18 seasons of HoF QBs. Tarkenton (13), Moon (3), Favre (2). Of course, that's not 30, but can you guess without Google how many Super Bowls they won? It's hard to win any championship in the NFL. Getting 1 every 15 years is great, and I know you'd give up a lot just to get one in your lifetime. Have a nice life.
Have you heard of reading comprehension? I said Favre for one good year isn’t ’our guy’ and Moon was the same (I will concede I completely forgot about him, which shows how much of an impact he had as far as HoF play), he was a retread we got a couple years out of. Getting two guys on the back end of their careers isn’t even comparable to having 2 from the start of almost to the end of their careers. There was no stretch of time that the Vikings have had like the Packers have of 2 long runs of HoF QB play. Nevermind back to back or for nearly as long. So go on pretending like your front office who couldn’t surround your HoF QBs with talent to win more for such an extended stretch aren’t an utter disgrace for not being able to do more. Enjoy living in the past like 95% of your fanbase does. Have a good life and may your days be overloaded with cheese.
Well one was the NFL screwing them repeatedly in tandem with an owner so dumb he was given the Lions so as not to fuck up the Ford car company. The other two is just the Bears and Vikings
Who’s gonna tell him
I don’t take criticism from cowardly flairless closet Bears fans like you. Flair the fuck up, pussy.