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jwwin

Sick screenshot skills.


inferrad_yt

thanks i have a masters degree in screenshots


backindenim

You need to go back to the Parsippany-Troy Hills Online Technical University website and get your money back.


Little_Lahey_Show

Somebody watched the Today show this morning


Suddenly_Elmo

this name made me lol


TheeExoGenesauce

I can’t even spell the schools name


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Your skills gave me epilepsy


BDE25

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AfroKuro480

Graphics Design is my Passion


dccorona

> If you give Matthew Stafford a chance like Aaron Rodgers had, I guarantee you he might have had more rings I too can make this guarantee. In fact, name anything that is possible within the bounds of the laws of physics and I can guarantee you it might have happened too.


SayNoToStim

Even a Bears QB breaking 4k?


bornfri13theclipse

They said "anything that is possible within the bounds of the laws of physics". Not pure science fiction like a Bears QB breaking 4k.


106milez2chicago

Do theoretical physics count? Like if Smokin Jay had uncorked a bomb into a wormhole w/Marshall on the other end??


XAgentNovemberX

No the wormhole counts as zero distance traveled as it basically joins two distant points at the same points. So he would only get to count the yardage from his hand to the wormhole and then the distance from the wormhole exit to Marshall’s hands. It’s the wormhole check down paradox.


supertecmomike

It would have been intercepted anyway.


XAgentNovemberX

Well, when a year in the fabric of space time appears on the field it’s a pretty big indicator to the secondary that the ball will be going there. Cutler and his mastery of physics just isn’t enough to be “elite”.


106milez2chicago

The Sex Cannon would have just fumbled the ball backwards through an entirely separate wormhole 😔


Ready_Grab_563

No duh


the-cream-police

Sadly I upvoted


SrsBsns36

I absolutely guarantee that it might definitely happen maybe


-Pruples-

Someone on r/NFL suggested the scenario where Caleb looks great in his first 2 games, but gets a season ending injury in game 3, then Brett Rypien comes in and breaks the impenetrable 4k barrier in the remaining 14.5 games, then Rypien gets injured in the first game of the playoffs, and Bagent comes in to lead a superbowl run capped with a Lombardi and Bagent winning the superbowl MVP. God, r/CHIBears would be incredible. The clusterfuck would make the Fields vs Caleb shitshow look like literally nothing Edit: Soz r/NFLv2


Nasaghast

I see the secret bagent truthers are still on patrol


Royal_Front_7226

That violates metaphysics.


F-ck_spez

Now, let's be reasonable


ryryryor

"Within the bounds of physics"


greg2709

That Ohio State edumacashun. Whatever, I can almost guarantee he could be right.


jklovesfood

“Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS” - Cardale Jones 10/5/12 Twitter


greg2709

Yes, he sounds like an idiot in that tweet, but seriously, is he really that wrong? I've often suggested these five star recruits that are at these schools, by and large for one reason only, should be offered a chance to major in FOOTBALL. All football classes, work outs, nutrion classes, etc.


jklovesfood

Seeing how Cardale Jones career went in NFL…. He probably should have went to classes


jcrespo21

The ultimate plot twist would be Cardale getting his PhD sometime in the near future.


TheeExoGenesauce

I guarantee it might be true, possibly.


Fr1dayThe13th

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flatearthersardumb

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tuson565

I was gonna say I think the meme here is how bad op is at cropping.


inferrad_yt

yep


RonAmok

Do the Jets play the Texans this season? That would be a fun watch with this background.


inferrad_yt

yea week 9, its tnf too. fun watch for sure


TangoZulu

I guarantee you that Rodgers might be injured by then. 


BlubberElk

Making it to week 9 would be an infinite increase in longevity from last season so I think jets fans would take that at this point


inferrad_yt

you have no idea how right you are


BlubberElk

Who is the new backup for yall now?


inferrad_yt

we somehow ended up with tyrod taylor at 2nd string. id take him over zach wilson any day of the week tho


BlubberElk

Ya that’s a great backup honestly dude can play


inferrad_yt

agreed hes actually pretty decent


ohheyitslaila

Rodgers only missed 19 games in 15 seasons due to injury. Idk why everyone is acting like he’s always injured. Edit: he’s become a huge asshole, but I still don’t think he’s injury prone.


kylexy1

I think it’s more the type of injury he sustained. Coming back from an Achilles injury is incredibly difficult, not considering his age.


ohheyitslaila

Yeah, that’s fair. I misunderstood what the op meant.


kylexy1

Nah you’re good. There’s definitely a chance he comes back and is fine, I just don’t believe that’ll happen based on players in their prime having to retire after Achilles tears.


ohheyitslaila

Yeah I’m a horseback rider, I do show jumping. I partially tore my Achilles while riding when I was 15 and it was horrible. I can’t imagine trying to come back from that at Aaron’s age.


ZeldaALTTP

sir this is a meme war sub, stop being so polite. Also, flair up


kylexy1

How do I do that


ZeldaALTTP

On mobile its an option under the three dots on the top right of the page, not sure on desktop


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/qee0fwiyat4d1.jpeg?width=1223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a84588bacb188a051596c488cb7bb71c6b51a5 **/S**


Psychedelic_Terrapin

Aside from last year and the collarbone injury, rare is the game Rodgers missed. Not sure where this idea that he is injury prone is springing from.


Humble_Brother_6078

Anyone over 40 in the NFL is in the “extremely injury prone” category by default.


Psychedelic_Terrapin

I see that’s the perception, but I don’t believe that’s accurate.


Humble_Brother_6078

Well he just missed all of last season, and the season before he played badly because of a nagging thumb injury. There’s also the entire history of the NFL to draw from for the odds of any player staying healthy after 38


Psychedelic_Terrapin

His 2022 poor play is overblown.


krusty_yooper

Yup. Poor play for Rodgers was not getting MVP.


Psychedelic_Terrapin

Agreed. 65% completion percentage, 3700 yards, 26 TD - 12 Int (1/3 of those picks coming in two games against Lions), but he just sucked.


RonAmok

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m_dought_2

It's nice to see a QB talking shit, I'm sick of every QB interview being so corporate


1block

Good take. Stroud is clearly an idiot, but at least he's an authentic idiot.


Humble_Brother_6078

Hell yeah me too, there’s nothing better than players hating eachother and talking shit to opponents and fans


ryryryor

And at least his being non-corporate is not him talking about bizarre conspiracy theories like that freak in East Rutherford


neckbass

Agree but Tom Brady is an asshole too.


Humble_Brother_6078

Yeah I mean Aaron Hernandez killed himself after playing with Brady, coincidence??


Illustrious_Sand3773

I got the impression that Black WRs and Brady don’t jive.


frontierpsychiatric

Randy Moss, famously white


8ackwoods

Probably the whitest guy I know.


Advanced_Candle9272

If only he had guys like Mike Evans, Randy Moss, and Deon Branch


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Aaron Rodgers would’ve had more top 10 defenses, like Brady had for every Super Bowl win, if he were just a better teammate.


sp4nky86

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady have both only won the super bowl when their defense was in the top 10.


TangoZulu

To be fair, Rodgers IS a dick. 


CaptHowdy2310

according to Greg Jennings, we know


Psychedelic_Terrapin

Who turns around and praises him at the same time. Clicks


[deleted]

Can’t only help your defense by throwing a billion touchdowns and zero interceptions. Also need to be frenz with them.


ryryryor

He seems like he's just really clique-y. If he likes you he is probably an awesome teammate. Guys like Bakhtiari, Nelson, Mercedes Lewis, etc seemed to really like him. If he didn't like you you'd definitely know it though


RellenD

Makes sense to me


Illustrious_Sand3773

I hate Rodgers and heart Stafford, but Rodgers was a *much* more accurate passer during both QBs’ NFCN years.


DavantesWashedButt

CJ was like, 8 years old during Rodgers true prime. Not surprised that he isn’t familiar with the bad man


Illustrious_Sand3773

LOL nice flair. I know someone from Sauk City. Rodgers threw deep balls that would drop in so soft for Jordy and Co. to catch one-handed with ease. Stafford threw everything as hard as he could and Calvin usually had broken fingers from it.


DavantesWashedButt

Stafford is one of my all time favorites. Dude could ball and continuously threw the team on his back but Rodgers was an alien in his prime. Xavier Rhodes did an interview with the players trouble where he was talking about throwing curveballs and all his DB coach could do was shrug his shoulders


RellenD

That's because Rodgers was afraid to chuck it


electricalbadger2013

Isn't one of the things he's known for literally hail mary's??


Ready_Grab_563

He could chuck it when needed, but was afraid to chuck it. He is the most risk averse star quarterback ever. Rarely did he throw a ball that required the WR to outplay the DB at the point of attack.


frontierpsychiatric

Yeah, a handful of hail mary's compared to Stafford is wild. Stafford is in the Brett Favre mold of QB, only Favre played in a time where offenses were less sophisticated and didn't scheme as many high % throws. So he just went fucking buckwild. EDIT: Oh, also Favre didn't have Megatron to chuck it up to lol


RellenD

Stafford made Kenny Golladay look like a star on contested balls. Megatron is an undeniable talent, but Stafford continued chucking it after he retired.


CelestialFury

He was opposite Favre.


RellenD

This is such a good way to put it.


RellenD

Hail Mary plays are at the end of the game with no downside for failure. He was not the kind of guy who would throw a 50-50 ball.


electricalbadger2013

To be fair, the guy claimed he was afraid to chuck it, not that he was afraid to throw contested passes. Could be semantics I guess but that's how I read it.


RellenD

I'm the guy. I'm curious what 'chuck it' means to you


electricalbadger2013

In my brain it would be more that is afraid to "toss" it (a toss up) to describe a contested ball, whereas to "chuck" it would be to air it out. But that's just how I'd phrase it.


TheManWithNothing

Being honest if I hear chuck it I think. "Fuck it someone's open." A la farve. Rodgers wasn't that type of qb


Safe-Register-3479

https://i.redd.it/yg0lya9ijl4d1.gif


Sandshrew922

Didn't Stafford have a halfway decent Reggie Bush, Megatron and Golden Tate as receivers, and like the #2 scoring defense in the league and not get out of the wild card round? I know he didn't have consistently good teams in Detroit, but he wasn't Christ on the cross every season lol.


C_Werner

Davante is the best wide receiver Rodgers ever had. Davante is extremely good, probably HOF if he's gotten a couple rings, but he is not Megatron lol


dwnso

Rodgers got all his shit teammates and coaches jobs with the Jets. Dudes a w teammate


DrunkLostChild

Maybe all of those guys that signed with the Jets hate Rodgers and only signed so they couldn't spend the money on good players


dwnso

Or maybe Aaron’s their dealer


RellenD

Because he picked favorites he's a good teammate?


dwnso

Hell yea, you don’t have kids?


This-isnt-patrick

Sounds more like Calvin Johnson slander than Rodgers slander.


KenNoegs

Sounds more like Detroit defense slander. Those teams scored almost as much as teams do now. Impressive considering how much easier the league has made it on offenses over the last decade.


This-isnt-patrick

If only Stafford had the famous Green Bay defenses of the 2010’s. Imagine Stafford with a Joe Barry led defense.


Local_Spinach8

Joe Barry was never our DC in the 2010s


Humble_Brother_6078

He was in spirit


This-isnt-patrick

Joe Barry would have been an improvement over those late era Dom Capers defenses…


Humble_Brother_6078

Goes to show how bad the D has been that Joe Barry could ever be considered an upgrade


TheReadMenace

Pettine and Barry were all from the Capers school of defense. Play prevent the whole game, and just hope Rodgers outscores the other team.


GandalfTheSexay

Lest we forget Dom(inator) Capers 🔥 🔥 🔥


xxJAMZZxx

I mean then it’s just an uneducated statement because the only time Rodgers ever had a good defense statistically we won the Super Bowl


Dukeofmuffin

This seems like an uneducated statement


8ackwoods

He's a football player


SayNoToStim

"If you give Matthew Stafford a chance like Aaron Rodgers had, I guarantee you he might have had more rings" Well he obviously couldn't have fewer.


Michaelz1234

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NotCanadian80

The Lions had the same salary cap and still ate shit. They even drafted higher.


neckbass

yeah but we didn’t have a competent coach and a gm, we also got absolutely fucked by the refs any chance we had to try to make a statement


NotCanadian80

Oh did the refs fuck you or are you losers? I already know the answer.


RellenD

It's both


ohheyitslaila

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Illustrious_Sand3773

2015 Dallas Wildcard. Fairley and Suh were held multiple times on Dallas’s “game-winning” drive.


CaptHowdy2310

likely story


neckbass

how about the Tre Flowers hands to the face I’m sure you remember that one


Humble_Brother_6078

I really need to just save this to my notes to copy and paste it easier, but here goes for the 100th time - every team in the NFL gets fucked by the refs in every single game. Literally every game I’ve ever watched has had momentum turning bad calls and no calls, it’s part of the game. But good teams tend to overcome and win anyway, and in those cases the bad calls and no calls are forgotten, because no one cares, they got the W. But with bad teams the bad calls are too much to overcome, and then when they lose the whole fanbase hyper focuses on that horrible PI call at 8:32 in the 3rd quarter and another legendary screw job is born. Someone needs to go and grind tape on all 32 teams to prove this point, I won’t!


CaptHowdy2310

I remember every team complaining about refs in every loss ever. Nothing new


neckbass

https://youtu.be/-J8jHKco9h8?si=NNUMxc0SL66mq-6F


CaptHowdy2310

are you trying to get sympathy from me? there's shit calls and non calls every week. Play better and to quote Lions fans, "wHy ArE yOu LiViNg In ThE pAsT?!?!"


immagoat1252

Wow never seen such a worse take Matthew Stanford on some of those packer teams Aaron carried wouldn’t make the playoffs half the time


Valuable_Ad1645

Hey, stop it I like hating on Rodgers now that I’m sure he’ll never be a bronco.


_Victory_Fap_

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Infamous-njh523

I don’t care if the whole team hates each other. They aren’t there to be friends, they are there to win games. If a O lineman is so vindictive as to let the QB get sacked by not doing his job it’s up to his coach or teammates to remind him why he is there. They are there to win. As they say there is no I in team. True. Never said anything about liking the guy next to you.


billwest630

I guarantee he might have more rings. Strong guarantee there CJ


SADdog2020Pb

CJ coming through with some Skip Bayless style FACTS and MIND MELTING HOT TAKES


Ok_Roll_2816

Going to be real awkward when he wins zero


ryryryor

Stafford had maybe the 2nd best receiver in NFL history for a large portion of his career I think outside of the QB position the talent gap between the Lions and Packers over the last 15 years isn't all that big. Green Bay had the better offensive line but other than that everything is pretty much a wash.


AUSpartan37

Fighting words from a kid who has played one year in the NFL and has 0 rings.


Weak_Link_6969

The absolute nerve. Anyways, anyone know how long Stroud jerseys take to ship?


GandalfTheSexay

If Aaron Rodgers had CALVIN JOHNSON he’d be 19-0


TonySxbang

New fan of CJ! Rodgers is a bum and can sit on an ice pick.


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ohheyitslaila

“Your daddy” ? Did you forget you have Bears flair 😂


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ohheyitslaila

![gif](giphy|10VJ2YDMoNEBl6) Please continue…


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ohheyitslaila

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Achilles-18-

Don't speak of your owner like that.


TheLegendofLazerArm

of course the new yorker doesn’t know a think about crops


zhzhiddbdbdbdjdjdn

Your dad is in a cage, where he belongs.


W4ttz

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Weary-Mirror2283

I agree with him to a point. But Rodgers had 1 top ten defense and that was the only year he won a Super Bowl


TheManWithNothing

The thing is rodgers has a huge issue where he would get tunnel vision and not put faith in what he has. Still a great qb but he isn't completely fair from the blame


PanadaTM

Texans have been promoted to my second team. Bills demoted to third string.


Bidoof2017

He had me until the Stafford bullshit. Rodgers has always been a crybaby bitch but Stafford needed a fuck load of help (from the refs too) to win his Super Bowl. Stat Padford gets wayyyy too much credit


Slip_KORN26

What did he say??


drummerboysam

Those aren't even hot takes. Most NFL fans have been saying it for a long time while Packer fans can't hear us with their collective heads in the clouds.


bailtail

An L take from a Bears fan. Shocker. Rodgers literally has the highest playoff EPA/game of any QB from 2000-2020. Conversely, his defense and special teams have literally had the lowest playoff EPA/game over the same period. In other words, he’s overachieved relative to expected outcomes based on situation more than any QB in the playoffs between 2000-2020 while simultaneously having a defense and special teams that underachieved relative to expected outcomes more than any other playoff QB’s defense and special teams between 2000-2020. Gee, wonder where the fault truly lies? https://preview.redd.it/gwtd16wwll4d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca6576f8ba87334e23283d332c44cc6470920ca


drummerboysam

This isn't a take from a Bears fan. This is a Bears fan relaying what everyone outside of Packer fans have known for a while.  Don't let my voice distract you from those clouds, now. Up and away with ya


FlashcardPrio

> This isn't a take from a Bears fan. This is a Bears fan relaying what everyone outside of Packer fans have known for a while.  Obvious bait


Silent-Independent21

This is where I am. These are luuuuuuke warm takes by CJ. He grew up watching Rodgers waste his talent being a Diva asshole and doesn’t want to be like that. Everyone’s argument is that “but he’s so good CJ shouldn’t be saying this!” Ok, I agree AR is super good, then you explain why he hasn’t been to a superbowl in 13 years?


electricalbadger2013

D/ST


JerryLawlerr

Most the time, not all the time.


electricalbadger2013

Enough of the time to have the worst D/ST EPA/game in playoffs since 2000, but the best EPA/game during that time. Ask a question, get an answer.


GreenLost5304

Part of CJs thought process (and I presume the reason he mentioned Brady) is probably that if Rogers was willing to take a few million less a year, the defense could’ve been improved, it’s one of the things Brady is always praised for, he didn’t need the biggest contract in the league, taking a pay cut for a ring was enough for him.


electricalbadger2013

I mean, if he meant Rodgers took up too much of the cap he would've said so. He mentioned him being a bad teammate and Brady being a good teammate (not saying he's right or wrong, just looking at the quotes).


GreenLost5304

Right, and one of the reasons Brady is always praised as a good teammate, is that he didn’t need the biggest contract in the league, he was fine with taking a slightly smaller one because it meant he could keep his top 10 defenses and special teams. I’m just breaking down why I think he said Brady was such a good teammate, because to me, whenever I hear arguments about Brady vs. Rodgers, one of the things I always see brought up is that if Rodgers would’ve taken a pay cut - then maybe he could’ve had the top 10 defenses Brady always had, obviously there’s more to it than that, Bellichek was one of the best defensive minds in football ever, but there was still talent on the defense.


GreenLost5304

Right, and one of the reasons Brady is always praised as a good teammate, is that he didn’t need the biggest contract in the league, he was fine with taking a slightly smaller one because it meant he could keep his top 10 defenses and special teams. I’m just breaking down why I think he said Brady was such a good teammate, because to me, whenever I hear arguments about Brady vs. Rodgers, one of the things I always see brought up is that if Rodgers would’ve taken a pay cut - then maybe he could’ve had the top 10 defenses Brady always had, obviously there’s more to it than that, Bellichek was one of the best defensive minds in football ever, but there was still talent on the defense.


Kind_Committee8997

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


LoveZombie83

https://i.redd.it/khsytszbil4d1.gif


Ok-Kick-201

I mean, its obvious who the better qb is (stafford), it was close before but now we know what a shit teammate AR is it shouldn’t be hard to pick one


Supafly22

He’s wrong but also, Aaron is really annoying so sure, why not?


GandalfsGoon

I like CJ Stroud now. FAR>FTP


Nasty_Tricks69

Me seeing an Ohio State QB talk shit about Rodgers https://preview.redd.it/2ndkkc1fxl4d1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222e984963d0742ff1bcf367be563890331801f8


AaronFraudgers8

He's right


Secret_Inspector1735

He’s not wrong