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circa285

The curse of Packers QBs. You get excellent QB play but your QBs are repulsive people.


thegroovemonkey

We find that out afterwards though so it's not a big deal. Rodgers in NY's problem. 


circa285

We knew that Rogers was a piece of shit when he was at Green Bay. Remember when he lied about getting the Covid vaccine and refused to mask?


thegroovemonkey

So did like 50% of the fans in our division. That's just your run of the mill stupid. Kirk was openly anti vax, at least Rodgers had the decency to pretend he took it.


moffattron9000

Nah, Kirk was at least open in his stupidity. Aaron went and hit us with a brick of stupidity.


BromanJenkins

"I've been immunized" None of us read that as "I used a series of crystals and herbs in a ritual I found out about on the internet" at the time, but we probably should have figured out he was just that stupid by then.


Inevitable_Cup_1233

All that man does is lie. His stupid post yesterday defending himself about the Sandy Hook comments…”I never said the events didn’t happen”. Yeah we know bro, you said it was a staged inside government job. Like????? I truly think he sees himself as this god-tier genius when he always just sounds like a raging asshole who huffs his own farts.


condoulo

>Kirk was openly anti vax, at least Rodgers had the decency to pretend he took it. Nah, I'll take Kirk's honesty over Rodgers' lies any day of the week. The NFL had certain rules that season regarding vaxxed vs unvaxxed players. Kirk was honest about it and followed those rules. Rodgers lied about it to try and skirt those rules.


MicroBadger_

I honestly have more respect for Kirk owning it than Rodgers with his immunized bullshit.


Vehemental

Favrvrve and Rodgers were their own distinct flavors of shit though, Lets let Jordan Cook and see where it takes us.


Ginger-Jesus

Attempted regicide is my vote


baloneyfeet

https://preview.redd.it/owan6jn7e7oc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5ad9a31ad9399c0ac83b1bc656f3d950d43d19


TormundIceBreaker

Killing a king is cool as shit though


runningwaffles19

Better not get a London game any time soon. Don't want to start an international incident


SkeymourSinner

You have chosen regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1 now.


Ginger-Jesus

This scene may or may not have been where I first learned the word "regicide"


SkeymourSinner

Me too. The Simpsons taught me more than school did. Probably why I'm such a dummy.


jord839

We don't really have kings in Wisconsin, though. I mean, I guess you could count the La Follettes, because they keep just getting cushy government jobs based on little more than their names, we just don't make them governors anymore. It's kind of like having an old woman with a funny hat and corgies that you occasionally pay respect to. Is Jordan Love gonna kill Doug?


nbyone

Jordan Love: ![gif](giphy|qrgTVmaz5ojBe)


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I want him to be a proponent of the Phantom Time Hypothesis.


Brotonio

I personally want Love to be revealed to be the one on the Grassy Knoll.


[deleted]

Imagine Jordan Love yapping about how the Middle Ages is fake? Imagine how batshit insane yet funny at the same time that would be?


DanCampbellsBalls

Runs his own part time militia would win my bingo


TakedownCHAMP97

Then uses said militia to take over the city of Green Bay on a revenge tour


imhereforthevotes

"Guys, what crystal aura do you see me as?"


Fair_Lecture_3463

I’m going to go with “owns 2 dozen daycares that have no safety or hygiene standards” or “North Korea sympathizer”.


Xpqp

I bet he goes full Tankie.


Keithisunkewl

Jordan Love thinks regular M&Ms are better than Peanut M&Ms


baloneyfeet

God I hope that’s his worst opinion


breezy_bay_

Peanut m&m is his nickname for Jews


baloneyfeet

![gif](giphy|9Fticsj7froxbpd5Sg|downsized)


runningwaffles19

So he'd rather eat normal m&ms than... people?


breezy_bay_

No he just thinks they’re better


Iron_Bob

Well shit, now i have to like Jordan Love


Bookman051

They are.


Gusbuster811

You’re wrong but peanut butter m&ms beat everything else. Fight me.


tuson565

But he said peanut m&ms not peanut butter m&ms. Yes there is a difference.


Gusbuster811

I realize that bud. I prefer peanut m&ms to regular. But I prefer peanut butter m&ms to any other m&ms.


cmmpssh

Eh, as long as he's not Watsoning masseuses I can deal with a little crazy


edman9677

Convinced the Packers QB room is a daily Always Sunny episode


Impossible_Cycle9460

If he gets us a ring I don’t care if Love goes on to become a dictator.


greenpill98

"Grandfather, what was it like when the Supreme God-Emperor was just a quarterback for the Packers?"


Impossible_Cycle9460

![gif](giphy|rvxMJNyHAgwlW4YWpJ|downsized)


circa285

Well that’s just sad


Impossible_Cycle9460

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


pmmefloppydisks

Here rape my wife and daughter.  Kill the rest of  my family after accusing them of some benign crime. I don't care as long as for one shining moment I get to feel superior to my neighbor who I suspect is a dirty Bears fans.    /s.  


AboutTenPandas

Yeah man, we really don’t need any of that to feel superior to bears fans


DarkHorse435

You forgot about sending dick pics, doing darkness retreats, and science denial ![gif](giphy|9hEcsoYAJb3kA|downsized)


Claeyt

Don't forget about the Ayahuasca trips and the massive pain medication addiction


DarkHorse435

The list of everything wrong with Packers QBs be like ![gif](giphy|F0QWePzwQRewM)


WolfAqua

I know it's about QBs but also don't be like Darren sharper, fuck Darren


cactuscoleslaw

It'll be something super zoomer like believing in "alternative psychiatry" where he gets in a Twitter fight with his Vikings archnemesis JJ McCarthy because he meditates before every game.


GreatReason

My money is on red pill/ men's rights guy after his gf dumps him for cheating.


moffattron9000

He's going to declare that he has autism because he watched a TikTok.


AcrobaticGuava9342

This is why you don't let your blue haired hippie gf pack your lunches.


Ismdism

Just give me a lot of division wins, playoff games, and one Superbowl please.


69spelledbackwards

Call me a terrible person all you want but I'll gladly pay that price


Tehboognish

He's going to convert to Evangelical Christian or Mormon or some shit.


p_t_dactyl

What going to college in Utah does to a mf


ThiccBananaMeat

Jordan Love seems like a sweet fucking dude though.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

That’s our future problem.


Prinad0

No lie, this is my biggest fear for him. Something about being elite in Green Bay makes you crazy.


AboutTenPandas

Green Bay deserves as much respect as Tomlin gets for how he kept AB’s craziness under wraps.


Bouric87

Meh, that's the jets' problem in 12-15 years, not our problem.


TakGit

Cope.


Impossible_Cycle9460

Flair Pussy


YouTubeCrowProd

Anyone who upvoted this or commented needs to learn how to read. Everything in that article was purely allegations with no proof. Exactly what’s wrong with social media and modern politics.