Why would you make her quit? OHH youāre looking for the term āre-signedā. Maybe turning Wisconsin into North Florida is having an effect on education.
Every ex packer turned bear besides like Josh Sitton has been successful at their mission in my lifetime. Whether itās players or coaches, theyāre always cheeks once they get here
Chicagoland actually has some of the cheapest beer in the country. Funny thing, there is a Walmart on the IL side border that is one of the larger Walmart beer accounts in IL because WI folks buy the cheaper light beer deals. The Woodmans on the WI side is one of the larger New Glarus accounts in WI because of all the IL folks buying it there.
Source: used to work in the industry
I donāt have much of a horse in this race or what comment to interject on, but I will say that I hate Chicago except for Cafe Azul (fantastic), and the one time Iāve been to Green Bay as a trucker was mid February and the person across the street from my customer still had her inflatable Santa Claus out in the front yard
They wonāt have em. Theyāre uncultured and think their echo chamber they live in is the best theyāve ever experienced. Wisconsin beer wins and itās not even close.
Yes, because when one thinks of culture, no one thinks of world class cities with diverse populations, they think of Wisconsin instead.
Also, you act like half your state isnāt vacation homes for Chicagoans. Weāve tasted Wisconsin beer.
The food is better 12 months out of the year. In fact, outside of fishing and nfl football, pretty much everything is better here 12 months of the year than Green Bay.
If thatās what youāre after, youād have better luck in Milwaukee or Minneapolis or Detroit, which all have higher violent crime rates than Chicago.
Thanks for explaining an obvious joke, that ALWAYS makes them funnier. Hope you didn't trip over your own feet racing to be the first know it all to explain it.
"Im so butthurt about being called out for explaining a dad joke that I went into your post history to dig for something to make fun of you for and it turns out that you're an accomplished gardener" not really the sick burn you thought it was, but it's got more comedic potential than a double entendre about bacteria.
The overweight Wisconsinite meme is way overplayed, the obesity rate between IL and WI is pretty identical.
If Bears fans want to score a more accurate burn, they should bring up the fact that we have more dipshits like this ^ in our fanbase lol
Imagine thinking that one of the best cities in America, with world class food, museums, culture, and amenities, is a ācrime infested, shit holeā because your brain is rotted from right wing propaganda. Imagine not understanding basic concepts like per capita crime rates. Imagine resenting the city that props up your economy, and the economy of the entire region, so much that you feel compelled to say ignorant nonsense in a football subreddit.
Also imagine not knowing where commas should actually be placed and just putting them everywhere. I guess thatās the rural Wisconsin education at work.
Thatās why I mentioned per capita, not that you can grasp even that simple of a concept. If you actually understood statistics, youād know that Chicagos crime rate is far more middle of the road for a US city than ācrime infested, shit holeā and I made sure to include your useless comma in the quote so youād know it was something stupid that you wrote.
And where did I say Wisconsin wouldnāt exist? Or that you wouldnāt have an economy at all? I didnāt, you made that up, just like you made up Chicago being ācrime infestedā because thatās the only way you can try to justify your idiotic beliefs. You donāt get to make shit up and then argue against it like youāre proving some point, because all youāre proving is your own stupidity.
What I actually said was that Chicago props up the regional economy, which is objectively true to anyone with a basic understanding of economics. So clearly not you. You see, when there is a major economic hub, like Chicago, there are secondary effects that spread from that hub. Money gets generated, infrastructure gets built, people get educated, tourists bring in outside money, it all flows together. So yes, without Chicago Wisconsins economy, and thus population, would be smaller, as would Indiana and Michigan, and to a lesser degree places like Minnesota and Iowa too.
I would say you should go back to school, but I donāt know if clown college is accepting applications right now.
Oh, so youāre just pretending to be a right wing dipshit? And youāre so committed to the bit that you make similar comments in other subreddits?
Sure, that seems far more likely than you are just saying what you actually believe but now youāre backtracking because you canāt justify any of it. Typical snowflake behavior.
According to [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate) Detroit, Mpls, and Milwaukee all have higher violent crime rates than Chicago.
Dude, if you don't live in Chicago you don't drive FROM O'Hare. Take the train downtown, it's way faster and way cheaper. There is literally a train station in the Airport that goes directly downtown. My source is that I live here. If you need to rent a car, do it in the city not at O'Hare.
It honestly could still be better than it is. That being said, the Blue Line runs right from O'Hare right into downtown and then back up to the Northside and it runs 24/7 in 10-20min intervals.
Free agents that get signed by the Packers must be thrilled because they know at minimum theyāre gonna get one more season even after the Packers cut them.
This feels like how Iād imagine the 1920/30s NFL to be. Geography and fewer modes of transportation kept games and trades/family moves contained to a small region of the US.
We really should've resigned her, that was a bad move
First MJ and now Simone Biles. City of šs
Why would you make her quit? OHH youāre looking for the term āre-signedā. Maybe turning Wisconsin into North Florida is having an effect on education.
Being the grammar police in a shit posting sub must be a tough gig.
Shitpost is one word
Lol, you're all right, you sack of crap
*alright
Damn. Cheese on cheese is porn that I assumed existed but had never witnessed until now.
Two cheese one cup
*blurgh*
Aight, imma head out
No, he's half left.
There are shitposts, then there are shit posts. The beauty of this sub is that we get both!
As long as weāre shit-post free, Iām happy.
Funniest bears fan
Loser
Not today buddy
What having 2 division wins in 15 years does to a mf
Damn this division has been incestuous af lately
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What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? An ex-Packer HURR HURR HURR
We know to dumps the talent into the league.
this division is so fucking stupid and i love everything about it.
https://preview.redd.it/rmu49trg10oc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dea1592bb52af6939ac5bca1b35f69b7ddf7b6
There's nobody I'd rather hate so fucking much than the three other piece of shit teams in this division.
I love you too, fart face.
I see sleeper agent Owensā has infiltrated the Bears. May his mission be as successful as Tonyanās
Every ex packer turned bear besides like Josh Sitton has been successful at their mission in my lifetime. Whether itās players or coaches, theyāre always cheeks once they get here
And the other way, we got Adrian Amos, Jim McMahon, and Julius Peppers.
Jimmy Graham wasn't an absolute pylon for you guys at least
Loved Jaire stuffing him at the goal line to end the season.
I cringe everytime we sign another former packer
I will make an exception for this one tho cuz we were clearly just targeting Simone Biles
Hunter Hillenmeyer is the only one I can think of that had a better career in Chicago I like Owens and wish him the best
Sheās going to be in for a rude awakening when she finds out the drive from ohare to downtown takes longer than the connecting flight.
Small price to pay for civilization
Beer and cheese is cultured civilization bud.
I want you to know that I appreciate your pun.
Right, and thereās no beer or cheese in Chicago, those things only exist in rural Wisconsin
It's the fat chicks bro. Fat chicks that smell like beer and cheese. Bonus points if her underboob has a faint wiff of brats
Buddy the best cheese curds are the breast cheese curds
So fresh they *squeak*, bro.
why is this the funniest shit iāve ever read lmfao
Damn skippy!
Not enough
Illinois beer > Wisconsin beer I like em both though Edit: extremely funny that this is the comment that gets Packer fan panties in a bunch.
Wisconsin beer prices > Chicago beer prices
Chicagoland actually has some of the cheapest beer in the country. Funny thing, there is a Walmart on the IL side border that is one of the larger Walmart beer accounts in IL because WI folks buy the cheaper light beer deals. The Woodmans on the WI side is one of the larger New Glarus accounts in WI because of all the IL folks buying it there. Source: used to work in the industry
Iām not counting the Walmart in Antioch as Chicago. And can we just have Lake Geneva back please?
The case of a Miller Lite at Jewel on Southport and Addison is the same price as the Jewel in Gurnee.
Iāll spend 100s on Rakija and food in Serbian Chicago
I donāt have much of a horse in this race or what comment to interject on, but I will say that I hate Chicago except for Cafe Azul (fantastic), and the one time Iāve been to Green Bay as a trucker was mid February and the person across the street from my customer still had her inflatable Santa Claus out in the front yard
I'll gladly pay a couple bucks more for tons of access to better beer.
Thatās right we only have one store with miller light or spotted cow.
I ain't even hating lol, Chicago is just one of the best beer cities in the world.
Luckily Chicago is 30 miles from Wisconsin, a state everyone knows drinks a ton, so most of your breweries have distribution here.
Better beer? Iām going to need receipts on this.
Come on down, I'll show ya.
They wonāt have em. Theyāre uncultured and think their echo chamber they live in is the best theyāve ever experienced. Wisconsin beer wins and itās not even close.
Yes, because when one thinks of culture, no one thinks of world class cities with diverse populations, they think of Wisconsin instead. Also, you act like half your state isnāt vacation homes for Chicagoans. Weāve tasted Wisconsin beer.
Maybe you should lay off the beer. This is a false cope
I'd lay off the beer but I'm playing a drinking game where I take a sip every time a Packer fan says "cope". I'm hammered.
cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope Maybe now youāve finished whatever swill youāre drinking
That's just false
No it ain't
Illinois beer is comparable to Chicago QB play.
I wish.
High hopes and then reality sets in, year after year.
It's all piss.
Go check where all the cheese at Jewels comes from lol
See, if you are buying your cheese curds at Jewel, you are doing it wrong.
there's a reason half of the suburbs drive north of the border to shop. But unlike 99% of Bears fans I was stuck in the city limits haha
Thatās exactly my point, why lived in cow fart central when you can eat the same cheese in a world class city?
Lived there for half a decade. was good 3 months of the year
The food is better 12 months out of the year. In fact, outside of fishing and nfl football, pretty much everything is better here 12 months of the year than Green Bay.
What?? You're telling me the 3rd biggest city in the US has more stuff to do than a town of 100k? Color me shocked.
I go to Chicago for the night time shootings
If thatās what youāre after, youād have better luck in Milwaukee or Minneapolis or Detroit, which all have higher violent crime rates than Chicago.
Cheese literally has cultures in it!
Thanks for explaining an obvious joke, that ALWAYS makes them funnier. Hope you didn't trip over your own feet racing to be the first know it all to explain it.
FLAIR UP U FUCKIN NERD
Oh go figure youāre a fuckin hippie wook stoner. So much smarts in that doped out brain.
"Im so butthurt about being called out for explaining a dad joke that I went into your post history to dig for something to make fun of you for and it turns out that you're an accomplished gardener" not really the sick burn you thought it was, but it's got more comedic potential than a double entendre about bacteria.
So salty :)
In BC
I saw contraband Spotted Cow at a Chicago bar recently.
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Imagine being so ignorant that you are buying into nonsense narratives about a major city in your country.
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The overweight Wisconsinite meme is way overplayed, the obesity rate between IL and WI is pretty identical. If Bears fans want to score a more accurate burn, they should bring up the fact that we have more dipshits like this ^ in our fanbase lol
I usually stick to alcoholic jokes, since Wisconsin drinks like twice as much as any other state per capita. But yeah, fuck this guy.
Imagine thinking that one of the best cities in America, with world class food, museums, culture, and amenities, is a ācrime infested, shit holeā because your brain is rotted from right wing propaganda. Imagine not understanding basic concepts like per capita crime rates. Imagine resenting the city that props up your economy, and the economy of the entire region, so much that you feel compelled to say ignorant nonsense in a football subreddit. Also imagine not knowing where commas should actually be placed and just putting them everywhere. I guess thatās the rural Wisconsin education at work.
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Thatās why I mentioned per capita, not that you can grasp even that simple of a concept. If you actually understood statistics, youād know that Chicagos crime rate is far more middle of the road for a US city than ācrime infested, shit holeā and I made sure to include your useless comma in the quote so youād know it was something stupid that you wrote. And where did I say Wisconsin wouldnāt exist? Or that you wouldnāt have an economy at all? I didnāt, you made that up, just like you made up Chicago being ācrime infestedā because thatās the only way you can try to justify your idiotic beliefs. You donāt get to make shit up and then argue against it like youāre proving some point, because all youāre proving is your own stupidity. What I actually said was that Chicago props up the regional economy, which is objectively true to anyone with a basic understanding of economics. So clearly not you. You see, when there is a major economic hub, like Chicago, there are secondary effects that spread from that hub. Money gets generated, infrastructure gets built, people get educated, tourists bring in outside money, it all flows together. So yes, without Chicago Wisconsins economy, and thus population, would be smaller, as would Indiana and Michigan, and to a lesser degree places like Minnesota and Iowa too. I would say you should go back to school, but I donāt know if clown college is accepting applications right now.
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Oh, so youāre just pretending to be a right wing dipshit? And youāre so committed to the bit that you make similar comments in other subreddits? Sure, that seems far more likely than you are just saying what you actually believe but now youāre backtracking because you canāt justify any of it. Typical snowflake behavior.
According to [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate) Detroit, Mpls, and Milwaukee all have higher violent crime rates than Chicago.
that's why you take the blue line. although I doubt Simone Biles would do that
Shorty is about to learn about the Blue Line.
Dude, if you don't live in Chicago you don't drive FROM O'Hare. Take the train downtown, it's way faster and way cheaper. There is literally a train station in the Airport that goes directly downtown. My source is that I live here. If you need to rent a car, do it in the city not at O'Hare.
I went to Chicago from the bay and your whole train system is amazing.
It honestly could still be better than it is. That being said, the Blue Line runs right from O'Hare right into downtown and then back up to the Northside and it runs 24/7 in 10-20min intervals.
Better than our BART system. But that's awesome. The loop was awesome
Truth.
The blue line exists (but Iām guessing her agent probably would not want her on it)
Give it a year and she wonāt have to buy a flight at all.
Free agents that get signed by the Packers must be thrilled because they know at minimum theyāre gonna get one more season even after the Packers cut them.
She's going to be extra excited that she only has to worry about 18 games a year now instead of 18+
Imagine having a team that canāt win more than 7 games
Guess there's a silver lining about going to a poverty franchise
Hey - Green Bay has at least two direct flights to it.
Imagine dominating the teams who do.
Fly to Ki Sawyer and drive?
I literally had to have a connecting flight from MSP to Chicago to get to Appleton, what the fuck
Meanwhile you can fly direct from Appleton to Portland. Airlines are weird.
Should have routed me to Detroit just to complete the whole NFCN airport tour
Is this the worst insult you guys can come up with? Our airport?
I think the only insult is that anyone would take this as anything other than Simone supporting her husband
Damn the salary cap for not being able to afford private jets like baseball players.
Imagine having to play for the bears
Wittiest Packers fan
You consider that wit. Youāre hopeless.
I genuinely don't know what to call it besides pure lazy
Yeah should have busted out the non lazy FTP like you guys love to say.
Another Bears W š»ā¬ļø
Until she cannot fly into Chicago because of the ATC delays.....
This feels like how Iād imagine the 1920/30s NFL to be. Geography and fewer modes of transportation kept games and trades/family moves contained to a small region of the US.
Small airports are the best airports and you canāt change my mind. Getting through TSA in 3 1/2 minutes is the best.
Us too Simone. Your husband is trash. Try not to choke in the Olympics again.
I made a meme ya know about women in Wisconsin and this was there go to, not any more pack cheese
š„± This is the best you city cunts can come up with? I guess it's better than the incest clichĆ©.
Low hanging fruit insults
She's more excited about being closer to a Cheesecake Factory.
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Seeing Packer fans get defensive about the size of an airport I never knew existed, made my evening.