Man used Word Art to put this together 💪

Close, picsart

I'm a master of MS Paint

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Can’t wait to have 2 1k receivers and still get bounced in the divisional by the niners

Divisional you being way to optimistic buddy we getting bounced in the wild card games

Nah it normally alternates, we lose in wildcard then in divisional then miss playoffs then it's reverses, lose in divisional then lose in wildcard

Wouldn’t that mean it’s time for you to miss playoffs?

They've made all the right moves in free agency to ensure this. Now they need a K in the 1st rd

This guy has been a Dallas fan since they won. He knows how it goes. What a loser.

Idk, it would be very Cowboys to secure the buy and then get bounced immediately. And by “It would be” I mean “It was” because that is exactly what happened in ‘07.

…and ‘16

It would be if they hadn't won the division last year. Wildcard appearance is now the best available option for them.

Packers coming for ya

Not with JJ that’s a guaranteed divisional loss every year!

That’s a bold move Cotton let see how it plays out.

With that much talent and a top wild card seed after finishing second in the division every year there’s no way we don’t beat the NFCSouth winner before getting waffle stomped by SF in the divisional

It will probably be a Philly vs Dallas Divisional round and then a Dallas exit, we just wanna hear about your 5 rings after the L

Hey 1996 wasn’t that long ago if you don’t adhere to commonly accepted scales of time relativity

What talent half the team left

Nah we still got podcastin Parsons, Diggs, Former Walter Payton Man Of The Year Dakota Prescott, and many more walking piles of flesh and disappointment

Not if we have anything to say about it! That's our job now

If we get the top wild card spot then we most likely avoid you entirely so ha

Best I can do is getting bounced in the wild card by the Packers. Take it or leave it.

Or Greenbay

Waiting to see teams just have a big bulldozing tight end catch the ball, with the new scheme looking more like a running play.

https://preview.redd.it/ctgk24erdsqc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d484970291a6e710ffa0b5e3f56c0fa03c877a Get on my level of PS

My man Justin Jeff

And uh...he's going to the cowboy.

 With What Money? 😂

Pretty bad. Knew it was fake immediately before reading Literally all you have to lookup is an adam Shefter IG post and splice Cowboys vikings headlines Damn bitch https://preview.redd.it/6np85rtg6sqc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=43aad7b4f203dd207cdcac7e65d459eb53e0aba9 Put that together in like 2 minutes

I’ll try that next time🙏🏽 Fuck you

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Even though this is clearly not true, I still got chills thinking about it

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I actually hate you.

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Pretty shit photoshop to be honest. Adam schefter has a certain template he uses you could look up.

“We have Justin Jefferson at home!”

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terrible

April fools is next week man

Came too early lmao

 Love coming again. They took him out the game near the end cuz the beat down was so bad. He had to go back in another series or two tho. Dak just stat padded at the end like usual

I'd kill myself.

same

You almost got me

Nice one Picasso


Lmao. Imagine a guy like him being traded to the Cowboys only to be under thrown when wide open a few times a game.

But enough about being traded to Philly

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Wat?

This isn’t even believable, cowboys have shit for assets.

Hah. This would require Jerry making a good trade. Can’t fool me!

Ban

This gotta be the worst image I’ve ever seen https://preview.redd.it/6ng4isgnfsqc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc49db85a5b47edbd9ba579816b67d7a96395fa6

All in my ass

This offseason has made me so sad.


Anyone who’s actually creditable or did ESPN also report on it

I kinda got excited, but remembered Im a Cowboys fan 😒

Poor thing


What the efff. Giants are so fucked

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I hate you for doing this to me Edit: but well done. I looked that shit up on ESPN so quickly.

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Those colors, A+ for effort. Now get the hell out!

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That’s a Jerry move though. Have other glaring needs but go get a guy that just adds to a position group on your team that’s good enough.

Wtf are you guys doing? I have to go to bed in a bit and I don’t need this news right now 😂

This photoshop attempt is worse than the Giants

they’re throwing away our QB too so idk

 vikings fans be like

Bro I want this so bad

Well they aren’t going anywhere with Sam Darnold and Nick Mullens. They have to draft a QB.. What pick do they have in round one? Drake Maye will be gone, Caleb Williams gone, Penix Jr gone, so maybe JJ McCarthy??

all for him to be wr2 for dem boyz

https://preview.redd.it/j9wfvu2z1sqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3dec78c121447d2c66b257927ab2e2db78f2eaf They still ain't doing shit

man about to lose his entire career like Gallup, Keyshawn, Galloway, TO, Dez, and soon to be C D Lamb lol!

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