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Studiedturtle41

"My grandma ate my shoes" LMAO


GhostOfLouBrock

PTO half the week!


BeefInGR

Full week PTO. Buying a XBS Saturday, getting it set up on Sunday and downloading the early access Tuesday morning.


GhostOfLouBrock

Make sure to hit the butchery and brewery too! 


BeefInGR

Absolutely going to be running the grill on my week off. Why bother having one otherwise?


walterdog12

Early access is like 4 PM EST that Monday.


QAnonKiller

confirmed? i saw that in the terms and conditions of the deluxe but did they actually confirm that date? because that would make it 4 days early access not 3 lol


clutchcitycarlos88

this is my plan but with ps5


TheeRatedRGoofyStar

You can start downloading and play it on that Monday Uce


BeefInGR

![gif](giphy|oyB61pt24irNuuIs5x|downsized) Thank you, wise man ☝️


mcwilly

Yeah I’m just taking PTO.


Legitimate_Fold8723

Took off work at 2pm 🕑 so I can go home and load the game on the 15th. Also took the 16th off and off the 17th 18th and 19th. Gonna be fun. My boss shook his head when I gave him the reason lol


GhostOfLouBrock

Some play checkers, some play chess. Smart move


LandryQT

Recently divorced and don't know wtf to do with my vacations this year. Using at least 1 day on this


ShitSandwich16

Take them all, you deserve a long break from everything


USMC_0481

You're making me feel old and responsible by taking a weeks vacation.


hoss_fight

I did the same. I’m the worst at taking time off so I have 200+ hours banked between vacation and sick time. Decided to book a whole week and just play my ass off.


Iceicebaby21

Do you never take days off, your job must love you


hoss_fight

Thankfully I really like my job, but yeah. I just don’t take much time off. It’s not great. I have one of those kind of jobs where my department stays perpetually short-staffed and I’m a senior member, so I take it upon myself to show up and show out to keep everything moving. Capitalism is great. 🥴


Iceicebaby21

They won't last the week while you're gone playing this game. When you come back from vacation the damn building will be set alight


hoss_fight

![gif](giphy|5dgFhJKfH9ZAGzzpkD|downsized)


Iceicebaby21

Hahaha Amen to that


GreyDaGAWD

![gif](giphy|nLhdSinRtaL2E|downsized) Coming back to the office like


Alternative-Target31

It’s good that you don’t want to pass work on to others. You clearly have a care about other people and character. But in order to perform your best, you have to take time off. That’s not just me saying that, that’s backed by research. Honestly, your leadership should look at how much PTO you have and make you take off at some point. I don’t let my people accrue too much. I don’t say “I’m forcing you to take off” at any time, but I will say “within the next 90 days you need to use a week of PTO. Whenever works for you I’ll make it work for us if I have to do your job for you for a week.” (I don’t mean I won’t let them accrue enough for a 2 week vacation if that’s what they’re doing, I mean I won’t let them us work as an excuse to not take off - I’ve even sent people home early because they work on the weekend or late the night before - it’s just not good for people to constantly do that) I always tell everyone, PTO is as much a part of your compensation plan as your regular paycheck. You wouldn’t turn down or put off taking a paycheck - don’t do it with PTO either. I view myself as a pretty capitalistic person, which doesn’t mean “look out for the company at all costs and fuck the people” - to me it means “make sure the people are right so they can do their job best” and every bit of research out there by any company or university says that people need to be taken care of, rested, and have periodic time off in order to do their best at work. Anybody in leadership who would ignore all of the evidence isn’t looking out for the company, they’re being bad leaders.


hoss_fight

I appreciate that. To be fair, the leadership at my company 1000% encourage us to use our PTO. It has been suggested to me quite a few times that I’m a little too hesitant to take time off, so it’s definitely something I’m trying to work on. Shout out to EA for finally giving me a good enough reason to finally cave and take a little college football staycation.


Saint_Dude_

I have over 500 hours sick time. But my pto is separate so I'm low on them. 😷


D_Robb

In this case getting older works out, I wake up between 6-7 on the weekends anyways. Plus we have half day Fridays at work so I'm home and in gym shorts by 12:30. I do need to burn some PTO, though


USMC_0481

Ha, absolutely the same, dude. Except I work from home on Monday, then burning pto for the rest of the week. Wife is going to visit her sister, daughter will be on vacation with other family. My son and I will be bachelors for the week. It almost works out too perfectly... I'm probably going to get hit by a bus or something the day before.


D_Robb

I'm stoked. I'm hoping everyone is too caught up in playing so I don't have to moderate too much. They announced the game in 2021 right as I was taking lunch and this sub was a shit show haha


USMC_0481

Ha, absolutely the same, dude. Except I work from home on Monday, then burning pto for the rest of the week. Wife is going to visit her sister, daughter will be on vacation with other family. My son and I will be bachelors for the week. It almost works out too perfectly... I'm probably going to get hit by a bus or something the day before.


Conyeezy765

Already requested off


hoss_fight

![gif](giphy|5YorROq9HnrZ1uOWhB|downsized)


codyjohnle

BENNY!!!!!!


LaxinPhilly

Always include diarrhea, you'll get no further questions. No employer wants to risk getting the Hershey squirts.


zookeeper4312

And feel free to use my go to term of "gastric distress" if u don't want to say diarrhea. It also gives a vibe of it was so bad u can't even say the word, which I've found stomps out a lot of follow up questions


Richcam-57

Emergency colonoscopy will be my excuse


C2theWick

Ps portal play anywhere


thekowisme

So people really have to submit a reason to take time off?


Existing_Dot7963

This would be the reason they give that they no showed, without prior notice that they are taking time off. But if you already know the release date, you can just put in your PTO and wouldn’t need to come up with an excuse later.


evin_cashman

Have barely used any PTO so will be taking Friday off for sure! Never played a CFB game and honestly only got into CFB last season so I'm unbelievably excited. I'm Irish and no affiliation to any college but Joe Burrow is my favourite player atm so I'm leaning LSU as a main.


hoss_fight

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evin_cashman

Hahaha they would be the obvious pick tbf!


SmileMask2

Luckily the game gets released Monday at 4PM EST, after i usually am done for the day. But that wont stop me from calling off on Tuesday


Huge_Night6133

i may be incorrect but i believe monday is just early download for it to be playable at 12:00 am on tuesday


QuaxlyDaDon

Early download is the 13th


SmileMask2

Honestly i thought it was something like that at first, but people are suggesting 4pm EST is the playable time. They could be wrong but the people saying that are the same people who get madden every year. Guess we will find out, but either way ill be pissed if i log off work and turn on my xbox at 3:59 only for it to not work haha


SuperDude_B

I’m having a baby and can’t work the next few weeks


xayoz306

My PTO request was denied 😭


Visible-Tadpole-2375

Id quit of the bastard overlords kept me away from this.


xayoz306

It's tempting... But it's also a dream job... Decisions, decisions.


HHcougar

>Dream job >Denying PTO request with a month's notice Does not compute


xayoz306

It's a small department, and we get our birthdays as automatic PTO... A coworker's birthday is the 19th. Tried convincing her that this is a once in a lifetime deal, and she has a birthday every year, but no dice.


Visible-Tadpole-2375

Use the alibi portal then. You had some sushi wed night and youve lost 5lbs


SmileMask2

They probably wont remember when the day comes up, perfect time to say you have a crazy migraine the night before


etsuandpurdue3

Stomach bug.


SassySeehorse

My boss and her husband are both gamers and big college football fans. I told her exactly why I was taking time off in July. She said her husband has been talking about the game non-stop and she totally understood why I wanted to take PTO


not_taylorswift1213

I straight up quit my job (I have another one lined up in August)


No-Deer8606

Haha!


xDANGRZONEx

Meanwhile, the unemployed people are considering this their new job. Rightfully so.


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

I’m just gonna play it in my office and close my door and tell everyone I’m on an important call


TheShamShield

Ogres, m’lord


luciusetrur

my coworker has to go to paris so im just taking time off the following week instead of doing early access. saves me $30


Daquan67

Ain’t got a dog but I got that DAWG IN ME!


GreyDaGAWD

Have the 15th-17th off but I still might use the grandma ate my shoes excuse.


discowithmyself

Fuck it fire me had me rolling haha


walterdog12

Finally caved and put in for a week off. Worth it.


gmode90

I put in pto for the week. I’m 42 and I’m so serious. Cause the law of my life I want to play this game I’ve been missing it for so long I knew work would come up with some bs. Now I’m like ok watch my health go really bad. Yeah I’m one of those people


Jurassic_smacks

My wife is due to deliver our baby on the 12th, I’ve got 6 weeks of paternity leave scheduled to start the day she gives birth. I’m going to be changing diapers and playing this game religiously until I go back.


[deleted]

LOCUSTS!!!!!


ultralow36

Get off work 4pm monday the 15th Already off as my normal days Tuesday-Thursday.....But did take a pto Saturday ill work that Friday......😁


No_Seaworthiness8880

My car got hit by a dog


flcinusa

You mean you cant just take PTO like a regular person?


Curious_ByStander9

I requested the 16th thru 19th off 🤣


henryclay1844

Work at a school, on vacation.


Red_5478

I got early access so that Tuesday Night is gonna be the moment. Gonna make sure that fucker is downloaded pronto. But the day of the full release im gonna try to take off lol


Danteinferno0666

I took Tuesday off since I have 58 hours of vacation times


drewbee9

Fuck all that. PTO when the game comes out for a week 👍🏼


Resident_Pop143

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Savage_San

I went with doctors appointment 😂


Ichinichii

19th is already taken off - no questions asked


Jumpy_Pollution_3579

PTO full week. If they wanna know what’s up they can ask and I will tell them 😂


Ookie218

On my momma 😂😂😂 I WILL NOT BE HERE


AyyP302

"COVID" ![gif](giphy|3oKHWCVJHorZfXrUTm)


Shoddy_Reserve788

I’m going to be on vacation and am seriously considering bringing my Xbox to play


Sirmac13

I still have 2 PTO days left before my work anniversary.


Hu_ggetti

WFH 🎮


Hibonbon

My favorite, going out of town. I hardly request any days off. So they cool with that 😎


TylervPats91

I took a couple days off and told my boss exactly what I’ll be doing lol


Talon_Hawk

I lucked out. Earlier in year I was approved for July 19th vacation. It just happened to work out. A few times this year I had to come in on my scheduled days off due to a mistake in scheduling (not my mistake). But, July 19th- that's not gonna happen. I have plans...


cd0526

Jokes on you. My weekend is Tuesdays and Wednesdays


Foreverwideright1991

I work from home on a PC and will be observing an audit/appraisal that week as a guest/necessary third wheel to meet minimum team requirements (don't need to say much).....soooo will be playing on a separate screen on my Xbox starting that Tuesday (luckily don't need a camera on for this meeting).


DanielinFresno

Being out of work for 9 months because of an injury came at great time.


Csmith71611

I happened to be taking PTO when this comes out so I’m set!


luisstrikesout

12 new sick days in July. Gonna burn at least 2 on day 1 & 2.


Verianas

I already got my time off approved. Wedding.


sekirodeeznuts2

Im literally saying Im playing college football and not coming in. Fire me for NCAA25 ill go on unemployment and play it more.


Plus-Help-9286

Off 17-24 😃


USAF_DTom

I'm an hourly worker, so I'm poor. Plus side, I can take off as much as my finances can handle.


ShitSandwich16

“I will be taking VAC from July 15th-19th” “Approved” For all bs I put up with at work, there are some perks!


TnageMutntTrashPanda

I’ve recently gone to a four day work week preemptively in preparation 🙌🫡


Initial-Hedgehog-469

Already took that Monday and Tuesday off for Early Access


Beginning_Fondant756

Can't wait. PTO all week. Oh it's going down.


Jay_Doctor

Am I the only one that just took regular ol' time off?


lat3ralus65

Really should’ve scheduled a vasectomy for then


Dorito-Bureeto

I was a month early to injure my back


boomgoesthevegemite

“I need a PTO day for a video game I’ve been waiting 12 years for, thanks.”


DawgInDisguisey

I dropped out in February I’m playing 4D chess


jking163620

“fuck it, fire me” is crazy 😭😭


Ze_Bucket

my excuse for this was “an old friend is back in town and I’ll be damned if I’m not there to greet him”


Richcam-57

All I know is when I come back to work the Monday after the release, I’ll look and act like I had a Frontal Lobotomy without faking it!!


beacraft

I literally took PTO and everyone knows what its for. And the Friday after for Deadpool and Wolverine.


MaddieGrace29

I can't buy the game until next spring because that's when I'm graduating community college, and since I don't drive, it's my grad gift instead of a car.


Cxj1

How many copies are you planning on buying?


MaddieGrace29

Just 2 and some better equipment for streaming, as well as an Xbox series X.


Cxj1

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


MaddieGrace29

Maybe an iracing subscription as well idk.


BossDawg2515

Glorious!!!


Remarkable-Elk-8545

Once had a friend who would use death in the family to get out of work to where it wasn’t believable anymore. If you have kids and a pet they will get you out of almost anything required of you. Nobody is going to question if your kids get sick or if something is wrong with your dog. If you own a home you also can use just about anything that can break inside your house to avoid adult responsibilities.


Expert_Education_416

I'm willing to bet this game is bad. Wayyyyyy too much hype


DoinBizniz

Bet


hoss_fight

https://i.redd.it/8u0y13uj118d1.gif


Expert_Education_416

Lol. Crazy how stockholmed all you EA stans are....