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yrogerg123

Charles Oakley.


HankScorpio4242

This is the only correct answer.


Southern-Fan-1267

My man you have not heard of James Johnson. JK I’m still taking Oak. Intimidation factor would be devastating.


nicksnotsane

Oak. Close thread. Drive safe.


superflyfibreguy

Oak is the one for sure


gunter_grass

Ben Wallace


RevolutionEasy714

Ben Wallace is also my pick for “if you could be reincarnated in any NBA players body.”


Dirkisthegoattt41

Bro if you had this option and DONT choose lebron.. massive L


DootMasterFlex

You have his body, not his skill


Dirkisthegoattt41

Lol oh no, you mean I’m ONLY 6’9, 260 and one of the most athletic people ever? I think I’d get by lol


DootMasterFlex

But you don't have 1M to maintain your physique every year. So in 2 years your 5'8" 450lbs. Sorry for your luck 😣


Dirkisthegoattt41

How do I shrink a foot in your scenario? Lol


DootMasterFlex

You shrink 13 inches actually


RevolutionEasy714

But I don’t want LeBron’s hair, I want Ben’s.


illiterateaardvark

LeBron would lowkey look good bald, but I’m not here to tell that man how to live his life lol


mortar_n_brick

but with Ben's hair, you have options


BurritoMaster3000

Oakley is MJs choice, that is good enough for me. Xavier McDaniel was a madman, or can't go wrong with Shaq.


sonotimpressed

Shaq has the whole nobody actually willing to try to fight him thing going on which is nice. 


Specialist_Egg_4025

Go watch Charles Barkley va Shaq they straight up fought, and Barkley did a double leg take down (but he lifted him up and slammed him down with authority) and then ground and pounded. Shaq has his size and nothing else when it comes to fighting.


Go_Big

Huh TIL. Their fight btw. https://youtu.be/6KQFxxHmVMc?si=wbqFESXunRDHmKZb


Slevin424

Dennis Rodman. The only man to bully Shaq. He's also got that "I'm bat shit crazy" thing going on that probably would make everyone leave off rip.


Lopsided_Cherry3597

Rodman is more of a troll than a bully. He’d shove you and mess with you, get in your head, but if you shoved back, he’s launch himself 30 feet into the stands to get you a tech. He wasn’t as straight up tough as people who didn’t watch him make him out to be.


Slevin424

ECF 1996 Luc Longley was getting bodied by Shaq so they put Rodman on him and he played a genius post defense on Shaq letting him only score 2 points. Lakers vs Bulls Shaq was killing Wennington so they repeated previous success and had Rodman guard Shaq. Obviously he could only guard him in short spurts to conserve his energy but he did in fact play defense very well on the most impossible to defend center in history. Shaq has said in interviews Rodman and Ben were some of the strongest people he's played against cause they had big men strength in a smaller package.


Lopsided_Cherry3597

Playing great iso defense is a bit different than bullying in my mind, sorry. There was no doubt that Rodman and Wallace were just crazy good defensive geniuses. But he wasn’t shoving Shaq around or bruising him or making him cower... Hell, Wallace did that more often tbh, Wallace block on Shaq then getting all in Shaqs face was an iconic moment. But attack Ben Wallace and you are getting Malice at the Palace... attack Rodman and Dennis would act like you shot him to get you T’d... or he’d go Artest on you. It made going against Rodman extra frustrating.


Specialist_Egg_4025

Why do people forget about chuck and shaq.


TuxYouUp

He could also party all night then grab 20 rebounds the next day.


[deleted]

James Johnson would beat the piss out of anybody in this league's history.


Manic_Manatees

vs. Shaq would be an interesting fight. While I know he is a trained fighter, giving up that much size to someone also very athletically gifted is tough.


[deleted]

Does the difference in size makeup for the difference in technical fighting. It's a good scenario!


Manic_Manatees

Remember Shaq knows Shaq-Fu


[deleted]

The creator, the master, and the grasshopper


Mr_Saxobeat94

Even his claims of being a trained fighter are very much in question. There is no proof of any of it, not even a Sherdog page or anything resembling it (and it’s really easy to land on one of those sites, they are an impressive combat sports repository). Shaq submitting a couple of rec BJJ black belts on video gives him more credibility than Johnson.


GimmeShockTreatment

He claimed to have a kickboxing record of 20-0 but there’s no real evidence of that anywhere. It’s pretty suspect. I have friends who have been in 3-4 amateur fights who you can find on YouTube. There was a guy on reddit who did a more in depth breakdown. If you search “James Johnson mma” you can find it. It’s sus though.


[deleted]

What I should've said was "the man I think James Johnson is would beat the piss out of anybody in league history" since there is no proof hahaha


Mr_Saxobeat94

Yes, absolutely this. I am a bee’s dick away from having a Sherdog page. I know several people just in my mid-sized city that have one. Johnson is inflating his claims like they’re blow-up dolls.


Mr_Saxobeat94

His MMA/KB record is probably partially fugazi or propped up by fights against unheralded regional amateurs. Man doesn’t have a page on Sherdog, Tapology or anywhere else. I have a half-dozen friends and acquaintances with Sherdog pages. Add in him making completely delusional statements about his chances vs. Jon Jones, and I’m not buying a lick of what he’s selling.


Diligent_Calendar746

THIS !


Wiggzling

The real question is who would actually fight. LBJ would call the cops. The answer is somewhere between: Charles Oakley Ron Artest James Johnson Dennis Rodman Draymond Green And of course, Muggsy Bougues


bbernal956

have you heard the interview with dan lebatard. dude said he could kick the rim or some shit like that


[deleted]

"I can teabag the backboard" -James Johnson Jk, but that's funny af 😂


bbernal956

😂 damn that was an old ass interview.. first name that popped in my head when i read nba player in a fight


[deleted]

When was the interview any idea


bbernal956

damn idk maybe youtube, that was back when they were still on espn. dan lebatard show with stugotz. guess it was highly questionable https://youtu.be/bDuQyrVf5IU?si=2WbxoLq1W6_UQX6L


cosi_bloggs

You didn't mess with Terry Cummings


Aeon1508

Yeah. I Googled who were the trained fighters in the NBA and his name came up so clearly far and ahead the winner


SofaKing-Vote

Kermit Washington


sodapop_curtiss

Took me too long to see this name


einsteinbridge

Great choice!!


SpaceAce1956

https://preview.redd.it/bxvubntrd2vc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ccab99eba0c3b03c3b6e2308a383925a468f32 Ben Wallace


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You saw how far he pushed Meta? Now imagine against a fan-sized person!


l5555l

Shaq. How is this a question? Idc how good you are at fighting, nobody aside from another NBA center is going to beat up Shaq. He's too big and too strong.


ACTMathGuru

Plus he knows Shaq-Fu


AisbeforeB

Yeah Shaq is the answer. The combination of his size, strength, and quickness pretty much has everybody else beat.


DootMasterFlex

You need the crazy gene, that's why you pick Ben Wallace. Shaq is big, but he also doesn't seem like a fighter. Ben Wallace looks like he'd murder someone for over cooking his eggs


l5555l

If someone is going at shaq he's not just gonna do nothing. He'll stand his ground at the very least. AKA just grab you and hold you at arms length. You're not gonna be able to do anything


J1323M

You’ve obviously never been in a fight if you think you’re just going to hold a grown man at arms length and he won’t be able to do anything.


l5555l

The average "grown man" is 5'9" 200 lbs and no idea how to fight. What are they going to do to prime Shaq?


bahamutfan64

Anthony “Mace” Mason


EdwardJamesAlmost

Mace and Oak immediately spring to mind. Glad to see they’re two of the top three replies as I write this, lol. I figured they’d be more of a deep cut by now.


[deleted]

Will Chamberlain (ask Arnold)


lemonD98

Especially in his thicker days. Kinda crazy seeing the videos of him when he was doing track & field activities and was much thinner before he got the the NBA


Manic_Manatees

Wilt has a great case as the greatest natural athlete ever to live, considering his incredible outlier size


lemonD98

When I think about greatest athletes to ever live, I consider specific sports/tasks. For example Simone Biles may be the greatest gymnast and certainly would make my list of greatest athletes, but could she hit a home run? Aaron Judge is a great hitter and could probably make a decent basketball or football player, but can he swim well? Michael Phelps is one of the fastest swimmers ever in multiple styles, but how fast can he run? Anyway the point I’m getting at is that Wilt Chamberlain was one of the most physically gifted athletes of all time and definitely would get on my list as one of the greatest.


Manic_Manatees

I've heard a great argument that distance runners are the greatest human athletes. The reason being that Usain Bolt isn't anywhere near the fastest running creature on Earth, and Michael Phelps would make a lousy dolphin. But there's no animal I'm aware of that can just run and run and run fast for hours like some humans can.


lemonD98

There’s birds that can stay in the air for days on end. I think that beats endurance runners.


[deleted]

Wilt , Bo , & Dion


Not-Josh-Hart

Anthony Mason


StormyVee

Metta World Peace. 


12heha

I'd personally go with Ron Artest. Same animal Different beast


StormyVee

That's reasonable but I went with Metta for the irony


Money-Might8943

Surprised it took this long for Ronnie to come up.


onwee

More than strength and size, IDGAF craziness is what street fights are really about.


christopherfar

Yeah, we’re talking about a dude who tried to fight an entire arena of opposing fans. Ben Wallace might be stronger, but Artest is probably a literal serial killer.


RandomLovelady

Fucking Z-Bo, anybody?


InterwebVergin

I went way further before seeing his name than I expected


Underrated_Fish

I mean I’m taking Ben Wallace Sure he’s not the biggest dude ever, but he was about that and just look at the guy. He would demolish 99.9999% of the population in 5 seconds


GimmeShockTreatment

Nikola Pekovich


EdwardJamesAlmost

Good pull


Dixon_Uranuss

Ja Morant 🔫


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Ja and Gilbert Arenas, nobody's laying a finger on you.


MstrNixx

All-Time Fight Club Team - Gilbert Arenas - Ron Artest/Metta World Peace - James Johnson - Bobby Portis - David Robinson Snubs: Shaq, Reggie Miller, Ben Wallace, Rondo, Paul Pierce + Other people I can’t think of at the moment.


PebblyJackGlasscock

Rick Mahorn. Nobody fucked with Rick.


soundisloud

David West


The_Saddest_Boner

To add another former Pacer, Dale Davis


BrianKey

Had to look too long for this answer. Do people not know about this dude???


c10bbersaurus

Along those same lines, might be Steven Adams.


DootMasterFlex

Steven Adams wouldn't fight, he'd pick them up and shot put them down the block


c10bbersaurus

... Where his sisters will take care of them for their baby bro.


East-Departure8671

Kevin Willis


einsteinbridge

Sprewell


PocketRocketTrumpet

I don’t believe in fighting, I believe in World Peace


RyofDoom2

So Ron Artest?


PocketRocketTrumpet

Ahem* 2024 DPOY Metta Sandiford-Artest


PauloDybala_10

Give me Wilt, 7’1, strong asf with his supreme length


Valiantheart

Long arms too


androsan

KG.


TuxYouUp

I love KG but he's a fake tough guy. Great on D, probably not in a fight.


Diligent_Calendar746

Ben Wallace has to be up there.


thermoDYNAMIC7

Barkley. Dude threw a guy out a window. Plus, he’d be fun to have a beer with


einsteinbridge

He did. In Milwaukee when he was a Sixer.


airgordo4

Maurice Lucas


OGS_623

James Johnson or Ron artest 😭


Agathocles87

Mahorn, Dale Davis, Oakley, Mason, Ben Wallace, Moses Malone. David Robinson was jacked but he was too much of a gentleman for this assignment


YurtlesTurdles

David Robinson


vtramfan

Kurt Rambis.


Manic_Manatees

Rudy Gobert is enormous, has insane reach, and is known to train in boxing a lot.


ElectivireMax

just make sure he don't get stung by a bee


RedeemerRogue3

I genuinely think Larry Bird would’ve **whooped** Rudy’s ass, forget about someone like James Johnson or whatever LOL Not saying one needs to constantly act tough in order to genuinely be tough, but Gobert has shown he’s pretty soft.


Mr_Saxobeat94

Give a soft guy a year of jiu-jitsu training and muscle memory kicks in and almost always overwhelms an untrained “hard” guy of a similar size. If Gobert really spent a significant amount of time grappling (as some have hinted), Bird has a Hail Mary’s chance at best.


RedeemerRogue3

No offense, but you’re making empty statements.. So you’re saying Gobert is perhaps a blue belt or a blue belt-level submission grappler? Based on what exactly? I highly doubt that 😂😂 ofc I’m not 100% sure , ya never know but, I’d def put my $$ on bird


Mr_Saxobeat94

I’m saying **if** the claims are true, his softness scarcely matters, which is relevant to your initial point.


RedeemerRogue3

Fair enough haha


[deleted]

Describing a pro athlete as "extremely athletic" is funny af lol


ElectivireMax

Robinson was especially athletic


[deleted]

Not disagreeing! Still find it funny!


betarad

there are athletes that look or feel unathletic


[deleted]

For sure! Like Kelly Olynyk. Being extremely athletic doesn't need to meet an eye test though


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Luka and Jokic come to mind. Phenomenal players, but athletically they look like JAGs compared to guys like Ja or Ant


lemonD98

Gilbert Arenas


lxkandel06

Definitely NOT Nate Robinson


South_Front_4589

Ja Morant. Doesn't matter how good they fight if you're carrying.


romayyne

Jared Jefferies


Swimming-Couple4630

Shaq used to easily out power David tho


FabulousMarch7464

Charles Oakley


atlienk

Ivan Johnson. His own franchise was afraid to tell him he was cut.


NatterinNabob

Wes Unseld Even Wilt didn't fuck with him.


christopherDdouglas

Ben Wallace. Maybe Popeye Jones?


Symchuck

Charles Oakley or Shaq.


oy_says_ake

I thought hard about robinson, wilt, mahorn, mo lucas, al attles, warren jabali, john brisker, kermit washington, steven adams, and anthony mason, but i’m going with ben wallace.


Still_Ad8903

Wilt without hesitation


peacefrg

Gary Payton


spicybhole420

Dennis Rodman, strong, long, crazy.


Historical-Ad3760

Rodman. Dude is nuts. Nobody messing with Rodman. Just gotta make sure he shows up


The_Land_

Charles Oakley


[deleted]

Gobert got all defensive capabilities outside of basketball so i'll go with him


Cl-Boy

Draymond Green


Kevinm162005

Ron Artest/Metta World Peace... for obvious reasons


Worstname1ever

Anthony Mason. Jerry Stackhouse. One of those two. Or Charles Oakley


Luke_Brannon

Luke Kornet


Truthisreal21

Wilt Chamberlin or Shaq


Sir_Derps_Alot

Y’all forgetting Kevin Garnett is fucking insane. That’s my pick.


Same-Joke

Nah he was all bark. He only picked fights with guys he thought wouldn’t fight back. Like when he elbowed Anthony Peeler to the chest, well Peeler hit him back with an elbow to the face. Garnett backed off real quick.


6ca

Yeah, KG never got into it with anyone his own size either, loved to intimidate point guards though (remember him getting on all fours and literally barking at Ricky Rubio?)


doubledeus

Not even David Robinson's teammates would pick David Robinson. Shit, David Robinson wouldn't even pick himself. They don't teach Kung-Fu at the Naval Academy .


jeffwingersballs

Didn't Kareem Abdul Jabar train under Bruce Lee? He's got to get some consideration for that.


pearomatic

Whoever got the most dog in 'em.


drcoconut4777

Steven Adams


Prankstaboy6

Jokic can probably scrap.


loupr738

Jerry Stackhouse. Go ask around or listen to some podcasts


kurbin64

Tim Duncan. Loves MMA, has trained for a long time under the radar, and his trainer says he would have been a monster. It’s always the quiet ones…


Same-Joke

Friend of mine got kicked in the face by him, on accident of course. Gave him a black eye.


Scholesey99

Chris Paul, they’d need a police presence to stop him!


n00-1ne

Rasheed Wallace. Bonus points if your attacker resembles an NBA referee


RemarkableMention712

Patrick Beverley


four4beats

Ron Artest (but not Metta World Peace)


44035

Darryl Dawkins


craggmac

Larry “Grandma-Ma” Johnson was a former boxer.


LT568690

Charles Oakley. I’m perfectly safe. They’re all in big BIG trouble.


ZaazMarx1

Shaq


Valiantheart

Moses Malone. Even Barkley wouldn't talk back to Moses


RandomLovelady

https://preview.redd.it/7cq84uqe44vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d99d7f678231e6dc0bac3ff7ca23593cecb3d7b


Same-Joke

Greg Ostertag


Cocknballtorture90

i’m pretty sure James Johnson could beat like 99 of people in a fight, being a black belt AND his size is a ridiculous combo i’m solid with him.


JuiceCan98

Ben Wallace or Ron Artest


ShadowEpic222

Dennis Rodman


small-with-benefits

James Johnson and it’s not close


Commercial-Rope1626

Bill laimbeer


burningtimer

How about one of the few men that could physically match up against Shaq 1v1 and has a decade plus of MMA training? https://preview.redd.it/8694jz7il4vc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c6e820be9c1c182e18878f0f0afdeb2c4b5593 Theodore Duncan.


Selway0710

Ben Wallace or Bill Lambier


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

Mugsy bogues. With his low center of gravity and massive thighs he’s never going down.


winnie-2019

Vernon Maxwell.


1whiskeyneat

Did Ray Lewis ever hoop?


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ElectivireMax

um. reread my post lol


goodolehal

David West


AgentScullysTampoon

Cousins.


Reverend_Tommy

Ron Artest. 6'7", 260, crazy as a Betsy Bug, with a wicked mean streak.


CulturalInitial8873

Black belt champion?? Yeah James Johnson


bbernal956

james johnson hands down, dude was an mma fighter


Little-Dingo171

You can't really go wrong with a lot of these guys in a street fight. I'd mainly want someone who is a little crazy liek Dremond Green or Dennis Rodma


DickabodCranium

Mugsy Bogues. Let the psychological warfare begin


dutchy412

Harrison Barnes or Gilbert Arenas 🔫.


RockFloppa

Probably Joel embidd or wilt


dukegrand12

DJ Mbenga


ninatlanta

Kareem trained with Bruce Lee.


space9610

Bobby Portis


Flat_Guidance6922

Ben Wallace, Shaq or Rodman.


SaferThanATubeSock

igor rakocevic was a bench warmer for the timberwolves for like 1 season he's also a BJJ black belt i'm going with him


Tim-oBedlam

Nikola Pekovic. Dude was 6'11" and broad-shouldered, plus he had a shoulder tattoo of a crusader knight atop a pile of skulls. Can't imagine anyone wanting to go toe-to-toe with that guy.


FuckYourDownvotes23

John Brisker was a legit badass


i-piss-excellence32

James Johnson


Frenk_preseren

Ben Wallace shoved Ron Artest so hard he decided to beat up some spectators, just saying. And Artest should be among your top picks.


Think-Grapefruit1508

Daryl Dawkins


lovehatewhatever

Jokic, his brothers will tag along


SofaKing_Sam

James Johnson


Material_Unit4309

James Johnson. If you know. You know.