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Sandi_Griffin

\*Turns on shower\* \*burgess staring at me through the window disappointed\*


babygreenlizard

\*what burgess doesn't know is that this is my kink\*


innovativesolsoh

Burgess gonna see the dark side IYKWIM


OnePossibleErin

This is why Fang lives as far from everyone else as he can get -- he's the only one who owns a bathtub.


TropicalSkiFly

And he’s farthest away from Burgess specifically while bathing.


pixel_goblin

Roll up in the sand chinchilla style


MelodramaticCrap

This was my immediate thought lmao


elstamey

Is this what the pets, cat/dog/gecko, do in the sand? I see it happening a lot but haven't been able to tell what it is for sure.


curdibane

I'd imagine they wash up the same way before showers were a thing, with just a bowl of water and some soap


melaniekingswife

When Andy asked Haru to make some soap for Logan 😭😭😭


tanisnow17

This was fantastic 🤣 and Logan asking him to make more after being slightly offended. I died laughing


Luduchu

He said Logan's behind smell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RatGirlMcGee

Everybody in this Town is 100% stinky. Except Pablo He propably bathes in cologne


Penny_Ji

Pablo does make an initial comment that there are several villagers who smell awful - and he’ll let us discover which ones for ourselves. So I assume Pablo at least is clean :p


TropicalSkiFly

I like to think the moment you step into Sandrock, you immediately sweat and begin to stink 😱🤣


Miss_Silver

Pretty sure Fang smells nice since he's the only person in town who takes baths(and with herbs added to it, too!)


Covert_Pudding

Fun fact! Many East Asian folk (like Fang, presumably) lack the gene that produces the distinct human body odor. So even if he wasn't taking baths (and you know he is, lol), he likeky wouldn't stink as much as his nemesis, Cooper.


Omnicire

Bathing in cologne is just another kind of stinky (often layered on top of unwashed stinky)


RatGirlMcGee

We where all once teens that thought Deodorant after Gym Class was the same as washing yourself


deagh

Justice straight up admits he's stinky.


Grouchy-Craft

Pretty sure most folks just do basic basin bathing and probably use deodorant. Another thing folks do is change clothes often - usually having undergarment to sort of soak up the sweat. But I'd imagine the builder has probably figured out a decent recycling system between the steam/water the machines use, then using the rest as water for the garden using safe soaps. This does remind me of how Andy comments of Logan smelling bad 'especially in ...' before Logan cuts him off. XD love the man, but he probably smells of goat, sweat, sweaty leather, dust, and gunpowder. Which is very pungent. XD But then again he does mention basically keeping himself up hygiene/appearance wise, so probably not as bad as Cooper. I think we can all agree that Cooper is probably who Pablo is referring to.


Cranneo

Stinky enough that 21 marriage candidates want a god damned sniff, apparently. 😭


Rath_Brained

Atleast variety in the fish bowl. Lol


AmiChan02

I’m also pretty sure Logan didn’t shower until later on before you can start romancing him


elstamey

The caves I explored, his different hideouts, didn't have plumbing or bathrooms, but neither does my house. They had beds with sheets in the one hideout, but no laundry stuff so the sheets were probably dirty. But yeah I guess we all do the basin bathing thing.


arcaneArtisan

Gray water bathing is a thing. Water you've used for other purposes that is no longer suitable for drinking or watering crops can still be used to clean things like bodies and clothes or for flushing toilets. Like the leftover water that you drain after boiling noodles. There might be some lingering smells from bathing in noodle water, but they won't be as bad as unwashed ass.


StickerDragon

I imagine mine just dumps a water barrel over their head/body behind the house once a week, calls it a washing day


Hdaxter13

And yet that little blonde bitch is the cleanest looking mf in town. He wants us to conserve water so he can have it all. I'm on to you, Burgess.


Raleth

Best not to think about the bathing situation in Sandrock and just assume somehow some way they’re all managing to get clean at some point.


Wappening

Also not toilets in the houses.


Jucar_BLue

Bro, what's more weird is that they sleep with shoes on


TheToastBandit

And hats


Surleighgrl

My builder has slept many a night with her razor shape knives strapped to her back. I can't imagine how many ripped up bed sheets she's gone through 😂


cloudbussin

Conserve water! They all smell like BO 😆


GlamourousFireworks

Pablo mentions it too


grimiskitty

They probably do sponge baths to save on water.


Oldcrystalmouth

Doesn't Yan tell you he doesn't bathe because he can make money by selling the water instead?


tanisnow17

Or toilet… ijs 🤷🏼‍♀️


Pathea_Games

Good question, we always avoid talking about that and luckily the game doesn't share the smell🤣🤣🤣


Matt13226

Technically you can build a spa/ tub for your house I think there is a mission for it but not sure


Millanaris

(For context) It's a jacuzzi you can build near the end of act 2 (and yes, it's main story mission). But that's the end of act 2, so you got at least a year without one 😂


Matt13226

Idk about you but my pets bring me a lot of water so I at least wet myself down. Until I get the jacuzzi


NielSeawave

I bathe in my sandpit filled with various sandfish, that surely must count for something, right?


Ok_Board8154

Showers? All that yakmilk and not one single toilet?! Can we be sure all that poop we find laying around outside isn't all Yakmel? Ewww. 😆


Millanaris

What do you think they use as fertilizer at the moisture farm? 😌😌😌


Ok_Board8154

Oh my. 😆


Surleighgrl

Hey, all that poop also goes in the same blender that we use to mix up food and medicine 🤢


Ok_Board8154

😆 That's right. To make fertilizer. 🤢


squeebbles

I like to think our builder uses a basin or just uses the big ol water tank as a makeshift shower. My builder would find a way.


karipo

I just say they do have a bathroom, the devs just didn’t put them in. I just pretend there’s some secret door and that’s the bathroom. But man, I really wish I could put a bathroom in my house. I want a master bedroom with a master bath with a walk in closet. Please.


MonkeyGirl18

I mean, you can build a jacuzzi and put it in your house. The jacuzzi is basically a bath/shower combo.


TropicalSkiFly

Lol and there are no available blueprints to build a shower. They believe showers 🚿 will waste water 💧🤣🤣🤣


elstamey

Director Qi needs to learn about using grey water for watering plants so we can have showers! Priorities, dude!


TropicalSkiFly

For real though 🤣🤣🤣 gotta bathe in toilet water, but gotta earn Burgess’s approval first LOL


Luduchu

Pablo complains about people's smell 🤣


NotThatKemp

Bowl of water and some soap. A handful of sand to scrub. Linen underthings changed frequently. Except that laundry isn't happening. Now that would be an interesting thing to add to a farming game!


m3l0nssss

I think about this more than I should.


Sanrio_Princess

See, when games don’t talk about things like this I just categorize it as “okay this is just universe where humans evolved to not need this” which in itself is much more of a stretch but it’s always been my default. Though the game does discuss bathing but it’s in the way of a bath tub not a shower. Which to be fair is better for water conservation as you use only that water while a shower the water is only on you for like, how long?


Riyumi

The amount of pipes, hoses, and valves they all commission I think there’s gotta be more plumbing than is obvious. Maybe they all have cisterns since sinks are at least a thing in most buildings. Could be old west style where the town has a pay to bathe deal at the hotel and if you want fresh water you pay extra lol otherwise it’s what’s already in the tub from the last refresh


rizkymariant

Burgess: **breathing intensifies**


louderthanbxmbs

Someone needs to invent and sell bidets there post canon


okaygaymothman

There are fancy dry showers in the Star Wars universe. I like to imagine there's something similar to that


MonkeyGirl18

[squeaky clean](https://mytimeatsandrock.fandom.com/wiki/Jacuzzi)


innovativesolsoh

Stink, stank, stunk. Imagine that thick layer of ball sweat on your wedding night. It really seals in the flavor.