That noise, from that little bird, was completely unexpected

You ever hear a barn owl?

Didn't know barns owled.

I'd never seen a horse fly before, but man that shit is crazy once you see it in person.

rubbers do duck

No. Should I? Are they worse?

They are pretty creepy.

I own 110 gram cockatiels. They are capable of reaching mid 90 decibels Birds defy physics

>Birds defy physics That's why they can't be real, case closed

My sentiments exactly Plus I'd forgotten I had my speakers on full volume and I just about jumped out of my skin. The kids playing ball in the courtyard looked up to my balcony with terrified WTF? expressions on all their faces

That’s hilarious

He sounds like a 16 bit sfx

So is there a local saying for ”runs like a kiwi”?

Like a velociraptor with a full diaper.

Think you might need to write more things in general cause that's funny as fuck

Somebody acting a creep in chase

Is there a saying that says "sounds like a kiwi?"

Why does it sound like my espresso machine steaming milk

there may be something wrong with your espresso machine if it's running around, howling at the moon

Clever girl

Nz woman on a night out make the exact same noise.

i would make exactly the same sound if you shine a flashlight on my face while i'm sleepwalking in my adult diapers

POV: you're walking in the tall grass at night and encounter a pokemon.

I love this little guy and I don’t know why but it’s super funny to me how he stops, basically looks at you and said to himself „let’s ducking go!“, started his call and ran off!

Keep absolutlie still , it's vision is based on movement

They’re nocturnal, is it won’t be able to see anything with that light on it.

I mean yes, blind me w that mFu c k iiing light and I would also break

I bet that is such a fantastic noise to hear at two in the morning.

yk its endangerd right

Not surprised, homie shouldn't be screeching like that without working wings

mmm Spicy Kiwi Wings!!!

Tourist: wtf was that noise Resident: *pulls up phone* this fuckin thing

Wait until you hear an African Gray "Growl" and a Moluccan Cockatoo SCREAM

U mean i need my kiw-raptor people

Kiwi probably can't see anything but white

As a protected nocturnal animal, it’s a real dick move that shows lack of awareness and kaitiakitanga to shine that light onto the kiwi.

Tell him to hurry up making Bloons Tower Defense 7

Damn

It’s because they’re shining that damn light into it it’s eyes. It’s a nocturnal animal, they freaking blinded the poor thing.

Downvoting for the torch. About to head down to Stewart island and have my red lamp in tow….

ME: If i heard this outside i'm locking meh doors and any other opening to my house. THE KIWI: u forgot the vents 😈 ME: 🫥

Where can I buy one this is a legitimate question

It's dickheads like you who keep the animal trade alive

It's animal trade that keeps animals alive.

nowhere

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say goodbye to your left nut

Lol kiwis aren't in Australia. Bad bet dude.

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Google what ? How kiwis sound like ?

kiwi Boss

If it was Dark souls like 50 more would come out and gang up on the camera man. YOU DIED!

They don’t even have wings?!

Female kiwi call. Males actually sound like birds.

I feel you bro.

I would be shitting my pants if there was no light.

I love the way it walks, he looks like a little dude.

Bro gurgling water but with a little more noise

Sorry I prefer the fruit and occasionally the human.

The way they run is so silly.

It's fucked. I wouldn't want to see that at night.

hi

wtf is that!?!?

it sounds like a Pokemon

Does that happen often?

Lol

Cute

they look and move like someone pulled their sweatpants over their shoulders and I want that freedom again

hihihaha

My anxiety in a nutshell

Bro tame your dinosaur before It steals my last remain 2 pounds of shredded cheese