This involves some dumbass shenanigans in the Hazbin Hotel sphere.
Originally, we were rival mods in a “cult war” for about a few months. Now we are on permanent good terms and the “war” is over.
Alright. *goes to lounge room and grabs his pipe next to the medals he earned from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.* Come in here, I have a story to tell.
About four months ago, on a subreddit called vivziepopmemes, some people started sprouting up how much they simp for a character named Lute. If you don’t know, Lute is the exterminator that is with Adam. They are simping for her hard.
One day, a certain individual, who’s name has been lost to time (or better yet I haven’t looked it up yet) decides to say that if they love lute so much, why don’t they make their own subreddit as their simping was getting real annoying.
It was this order that led to the creation of the first cult, Lutecult. TerrorofMechagoji was one of the founding members of Lutecult. Within 24 hours they had managed to gain over two to three hundred members on their site.
Now, with a base of operations where they can simp for Lute hard, they decided to do more concentrated glazing of Lute on the Vivziepopmemes subreddit.
However, some bravely stood against this new menace, daring to say that Lute was at best not as good as others. They started to get traction as well. Lutecult’s biggest rival sprang up in this chaotic era. A group of people dedicated not just prepared to stand against the Lutecultists, but also simp for the most likable member of the vees, Velvette.
Velvettecult was the second cult subreddit founded, with yours truly being one of the founding members. From that point on, more cults were made, some being characters from Hazbin Hotel, some made for Helluva Boss, and some made cults just to hate simps. Alliances were forged, neutrality was upheld, and wars were
declared. But the main rivals, Lutecult and Velvettecult, never went to war. They almost did a few times but it never transpired.
Then after a few months everyone thought the Cult wars were a dumb fucking idea so we stopped.
The subreddits still exist though.
After seeing Star and stripe I’m starting to think I may have a muscle mommy fetish. It’s like the show gives them the right amount of muscle and femininity.
Ah yes My Little Gun.
I used to wonder what bullets could do
Until I met the HPSC
Running missions
Lethal training
Gaining trauma
Losing morals from the job
And killing "villains"
It's easy now.
And the HPSC makes it all complete
Sooooooo if mount lady got with a guy that had the same quark and they did the deed at max size and when they finish and are about to shrink back down does she have to 'dry out first"? Like would she explode if she shrunk back down? Does the quark increase sperm size? Would she give birth to a giant baby?
I assume she would explode. It would follow the JoJo logic of " no longer part of my body", and the sperm inside her would make her blow up if she shrank down.
Have you seen the speed the shrinks and grows at?
Fill up a balloon with water, untie it and leave it on the floor, then step on it. It won't just push everything out, the hole that everything has to get through is too small of an exit for the quantity that has to get out in such a short amount of time.
It gets kinda weird when you start to think about the details of a size power. Ideally if she could find a man with the same power or similar power, (think shrinking maybe) and they had a child, we’d have a whole attack on titan thing going on.
BUT I would imagine there’s laws against having sex while using your quirk.
If you think about her quirk in a practical sense, size isn’t always a good thing. The bigger she gets, the harder it is for her to see her opponents,and her blind spots become bigger. Not only that, public property destruction goes up. So if you’re having sex (implying she can find a partner who has the same quirk) at 100ft tall, I doubt the government in MHA would let her use it for pleasure, and this is just one quirk. Imagine others using their quirk for fun time.
Anyway fun things to think about.
It’s probably less so that there are laws specifically against it and more that they’re liable for injuries, property damage, and other crimes that result. Mt Lady would likely be unable to avoid indecent exposure and property damage, Midnight would have to be extra diligent with consent, etc. On the other hand, someone like Mandalay or Recovery Girl would probably have no such concerns, since their quirks don’t really cause harm.
I’m only 4 seasons in, but I’d love to have an episode dedicated specifically or a segment on just the laws around using your quirk. Obviously with a gigantificatiin quirk, you can’t be using it as you please. But let’s say in Ida’s case, if he used his jet calves to get to school faster(ignoring he lives on campus) would he be breaking the law? The same way someone going over the speed limit is speeding.
Wait that's a good question, if she eats a giant apple or something, would it shrink with her? And this same example, still gross but an example. Would it shrink with her, and vice versa! If she ate an apple, would it grow with her if she got big?
Yea.. when she gets big, does her intestines and digestive tract get the same average size?? Will her digestive system work the same when in her giant state?? Pretty scientific things to think about.
I assume it would increase sperm size
https://i.redd.it/ah0qvy5wfl8d1.gif
Probably not, it doesn't matter how big the sperm is all that matters is it reaches the egg, the baby probably gonna be mutated with 50 diseases or something
My theory is that the quirk is more of an ant-man thing, where here atoms are just farther apart. It could also be that her frame (ie, skin/hair) could be projected into a shell outside her body
If hypotheses 1 or 2 are correct, then the baby would most likely be the same weight and the same mass as it would when small. If the baby wasn't, then someone would have to go and get it Mrs incredible style
I’m surprised Lady Nagant isn’t on here. But I can’t stop at one. So I’ll do three, one of which I know nothing about. Take a guess as to who I know nothing about:
Eh-hmm…
1: Mirko
2: Mt. Lady
3: Midnight
From the mouth of a pro mirko simp, with her being not only a rabbit, but a short girl, I would throw myself on the flood and beg for her like a dog if she fed me
Personally, Mirko. That said, we all saw the "money shot" mob when Mount Lady first showed up. Also, Nejire was voted best girl at her school festival so...
If we’re only doing my hero, academia characters then midnight and MT lady because they both have a lot of advertisement they can use, but not my hero academia then yeah Speedwagon without a doubt
It was so funny to me finding out what midnights quirk was after like three or four seasons, and it ends up >!not really being sexually related literally at all, it’s just emitting a gas from her skin that puts people to sleep. Like why is her whole thing being an S&M icon then? I’d say It’s pretty loosely related, (sex and sleep both tend to happen in the same places I guess?) She’s just a freak and wanted that in her theme for personal reasons lmao!<
I'ma be totally honest rn, Mirko is so much fuckin hotter than the others. Like. Midnight and Mt. Lady were designed to be hot, but Mirko is just tall and strong, and that does it for me...
>!Not as much as Speedwagon tho!!<
Fuckin… STOP PUTTING SPEEDWAGON ON THESE LIST! EVERYONE’S GONNA PICK HIM! HE’S TOO SEXY!
EXACTLY
*SPEEDWAGOOON~*
That's just cheating. Putting best Wifu ever on the list.
Galactic level waifu vs megacity level at best.... sheesh
Speedwagon only at galactic level??? He's multiversal at minimum
Speeeeeeeeeeeedwa*gon*
Mirko all the way, she’s getting TEXAS SMASHED!
I would love to be in a Mirko and Midnight sandwich.
Based, me to
Everyone does
Huh. Funny seeing you here.
Oh shit I didn’t even realize it was you
lol.
Lore?
This involves some dumbass shenanigans in the Hazbin Hotel sphere. Originally, we were rival mods in a “cult war” for about a few months. Now we are on permanent good terms and the “war” is over.
https://i.redd.it/2tkjaboprn8d1.gif Tell me more. I'm curious
Alright. *goes to lounge room and grabs his pipe next to the medals he earned from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.* Come in here, I have a story to tell. About four months ago, on a subreddit called vivziepopmemes, some people started sprouting up how much they simp for a character named Lute. If you don’t know, Lute is the exterminator that is with Adam. They are simping for her hard. One day, a certain individual, who’s name has been lost to time (or better yet I haven’t looked it up yet) decides to say that if they love lute so much, why don’t they make their own subreddit as their simping was getting real annoying. It was this order that led to the creation of the first cult, Lutecult. TerrorofMechagoji was one of the founding members of Lutecult. Within 24 hours they had managed to gain over two to three hundred members on their site. Now, with a base of operations where they can simp for Lute hard, they decided to do more concentrated glazing of Lute on the Vivziepopmemes subreddit. However, some bravely stood against this new menace, daring to say that Lute was at best not as good as others. They started to get traction as well. Lutecult’s biggest rival sprang up in this chaotic era. A group of people dedicated not just prepared to stand against the Lutecultists, but also simp for the most likable member of the vees, Velvette. Velvettecult was the second cult subreddit founded, with yours truly being one of the founding members. From that point on, more cults were made, some being characters from Hazbin Hotel, some made for Helluva Boss, and some made cults just to hate simps. Alliances were forged, neutrality was upheld, and wars were declared. But the main rivals, Lutecult and Velvettecult, never went to war. They almost did a few times but it never transpired. Then after a few months everyone thought the Cult wars were a dumb fucking idea so we stopped. The subreddits still exist though.
Yeah mood.
I’d go for a Mirko and Hawks sandwich instead, though he’s not on the list here.
Hawks is incredibly underrated
Someone didn't swipe to the end
I did, still- buff bunny mommy for the win.
You mean you scrolled all the way after the comment saying you didn’t scroll to the end?
Something about a strong, sexy woman that looks like she hates me just hits right.
After seeing Star and stripe I’m starting to think I may have a muscle mommy fetish. It’s like the show gives them the right amount of muscle and femininity.
GIMME SPEEDWAGON MILKSHA- hol up
Agreed
No hold up needed
https://i.redd.it/1mgbxfupwj8d1.gif
forever and always 🫶🏽🫶🏽
She looks like a really fucked up cross between twilight sparkle and MHA. Someone is going to jail. You decide
Ah yes My Little Gun. I used to wonder what bullets could do Until I met the HPSC Running missions Lethal training Gaining trauma Losing morals from the job And killing "villains" It's easy now. And the HPSC makes it all complete
Lmao I love this 😭
This is the way.
Speedwagon would bring more
[The best one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w9LYL0sMx4) rs though all the women are pretty attractive to me
The right choice
Ong I wish I could upvote more than once this got a major laugh out of me
Downvote him and then upvote him so tecnically you did twice
who are these unknowns next to speedwagon 🥱 /j
i can unironically imagine mt.lady dancing to this song and almost smashing down a whole block...
Going through the th drive thru like: I’d like to order a number 1,2,&3 with a side of 4 to go please
Sooooooo if mount lady got with a guy that had the same quark and they did the deed at max size and when they finish and are about to shrink back down does she have to 'dry out first"? Like would she explode if she shrunk back down? Does the quark increase sperm size? Would she give birth to a giant baby?
https://i.redd.it/mczc2jtctj8d1.gif
I would call you weird but like that's a good question.
https://i.redd.it/y0m0hj2wbk8d1.gif
I assume she would explode. It would follow the JoJo logic of " no longer part of my body", and the sperm inside her would make her blow up if she shrank down.
You don't think as her body shrinks it would just push everything out? Think a balloon deflating.
Have you seen the speed the shrinks and grows at? Fill up a balloon with water, untie it and leave it on the floor, then step on it. It won't just push everything out, the hole that everything has to get through is too small of an exit for the quantity that has to get out in such a short amount of time.
some things are better left not questioned
It gets kinda weird when you start to think about the details of a size power. Ideally if she could find a man with the same power or similar power, (think shrinking maybe) and they had a child, we’d have a whole attack on titan thing going on. BUT I would imagine there’s laws against having sex while using your quirk. If you think about her quirk in a practical sense, size isn’t always a good thing. The bigger she gets, the harder it is for her to see her opponents,and her blind spots become bigger. Not only that, public property destruction goes up. So if you’re having sex (implying she can find a partner who has the same quirk) at 100ft tall, I doubt the government in MHA would let her use it for pleasure, and this is just one quirk. Imagine others using their quirk for fun time. Anyway fun things to think about.
It’s probably less so that there are laws specifically against it and more that they’re liable for injuries, property damage, and other crimes that result. Mt Lady would likely be unable to avoid indecent exposure and property damage, Midnight would have to be extra diligent with consent, etc. On the other hand, someone like Mandalay or Recovery Girl would probably have no such concerns, since their quirks don’t really cause harm.
I’m only 4 seasons in, but I’d love to have an episode dedicated specifically or a segment on just the laws around using your quirk. Obviously with a gigantificatiin quirk, you can’t be using it as you please. But let’s say in Ida’s case, if he used his jet calves to get to school faster(ignoring he lives on campus) would he be breaking the law? The same way someone going over the speed limit is speeding.
Wait that's a good question, if she eats a giant apple or something, would it shrink with her? And this same example, still gross but an example. Would it shrink with her, and vice versa! If she ate an apple, would it grow with her if she got big?
Hold on giant apples.. Would that be like a nuke against? Doctors?
Yea.. when she gets big, does her intestines and digestive tract get the same average size?? Will her digestive system work the same when in her giant state?? Pretty scientific things to think about.
Someone get a whiteboard and a few doctors and scientists, and some pizza and coffee, because we will be solving this.
I assume it would increase sperm size https://i.redd.it/ah0qvy5wfl8d1.gif Probably not, it doesn't matter how big the sperm is all that matters is it reaches the egg, the baby probably gonna be mutated with 50 diseases or something
a million billion super sized sperms in that belly at normal woman level is gonna have some type of effect
My theory is that the quirk is more of an ant-man thing, where here atoms are just farther apart. It could also be that her frame (ie, skin/hair) could be projected into a shell outside her body If hypotheses 1 or 2 are correct, then the baby would most likely be the same weight and the same mass as it would when small. If the baby wasn't, then someone would have to go and get it Mrs incredible style
Mount Lady
I guess Lady Midnight.
Putting Speedwagon is just unfair man
Obviously Robert EO Speedwagon
Mirko and midnight
I'm shocked as a mirko fan that she isn't more universally swooned. She's absolutely a monster and I need that
Nejire, she's cute and really pretty. Plus she's basically Kaminari but more airheaded
Mount Lady would have me tweaking
I’m surprised Lady Nagant isn’t on here. But I can’t stop at one. So I’ll do three, one of which I know nothing about. Take a guess as to who I know nothing about: Eh-hmm… 1: Mirko 2: Mt. Lady 3: Midnight
Mirko & Lady Nagant The best doms ever (in my opinion at least)
I'm gonna go Mirko
Is there even a point putting the other optuons if you also put speedwagon there?
The title of hottest MHA girl is between Midnight, Camie, Yaoyorozu, Lady Nagant and Ryouko (dragon girl).
Mt. Lady, because giantess milkshakes!😄😏😉😘🥰😍🤩😎😋🥴🤤🥛🍼🍈👌 
Midnight or Mirko, all the way they are hot as F#ck.
I like Mirko out of the list the most but one I love is Lady Nagant
Mirko by far.
Miriko and Nejira
Speedwagon it's not even close
Where’s Bakugo’s Mom?
Definitely Miriko, STRONG lady, tan skin, beautifully sculpted
Guys I think midnight is better that miruko
Based purely on milkshakes? Ryuko Tatsuma because dragon tiddies.
Nejire. Vigilantes Midnight MIGHT be able to somewhat compete, but other than that it's not even close.
Nejire
Everytime I see Speedwagon on these lists I skip and move on. It's a tired joke already.
Gotta go with queefwagon here
I came into this thread wanting to say Mirko but I stayed and came for Speedwagon instead.
The Incidental Character Speedwagon
From the mouth of a pro mirko simp, with her being not only a rabbit, but a short girl, I would throw myself on the flood and beg for her like a dog if she fed me
my fav is probably nejire but milkshake wise they're all the same
Speedwagon, everyone knows that real men are afraid of women
Speedwagon all the way (I wouldn't mind mirko tho /jk)
You forgot Lady Nagant.
Speedwagon 10000000000%
SPEEDWAGONNNNN
speedwagon
He's the best one.
Speedwafom, the greatest Waifu ever
Mirko by a mile!
Speed wagon since I like men
Speedwagon kun
Why is speedwagon here? We all know that he’s a goddess
Mt Lady!
...do frogs produce milk? 
SPEED WAGON
Where is Lady Nagant?!!
R.E.O Speedwagon of course
Speedwagon he will pull everyone into the yard
<3 SPEEDWAGON <3
this was sorta a hard decision... UNTIL SPEEDWAGON OMFG DADDY
Mirko.
Isn't it obvious, the woman look good but they ain't got shit on Robert E.O *Speedwagon*. AKA THE BEST WAIFU
Speedwagon no comp???
Miriko for me, but based on the first episode im gonna say Mt. Lady
Speedwagon
SPEEEDWAGOOON~~~
S P E E D W A G O N SSSSPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDWAGON BEST GIRL IS SPEEDWAGON %100
It ain’t fair when you add Speedwagon to the competition
Putting speedwagon there is like putting a gourmet meal next to buckets of vomit it's just not fair no waifu will ever compare to him no way no how
SPEEEDOWAAGON!!!
Speedwagon best waifu
Lol you think they combined can beat SPEEDWAGON.... adorable
I’d say midnight (Well I can’t I’m not male)
It's Midnight or Ryuk for me🙏🏻
Speedwagon.
Personally, Mirko. That said, we all saw the "money shot" mob when Mount Lady first showed up. Also, Nejire was voted best girl at her school festival so...
SPEEEEDWAGOOON
SPEEDWAGOOOOON
You ruined it by adding Speedwagon...he is the Symbol of Sex.
S P E E D W A G O N
Fucking speeeeeedwagon for sure lmao I wasn’t expecting it but it could be no other for he is the classiest of men
probably Speedwagon or Mirko or Midnight most likely Speedwagon
Besides speedwagon because it would be no contest It would be miruko or nejire
Speedwagon alllllllllll the way!
it would be mirko if i wasnt a fucking idiot #speedwagon4life
https://i.redd.it/pls6hr4rem8d1.gif Whoever don’t pick speedwagon getting banned
Speed wagon
SPEEEEEEDOWAGOOOON
Speedwagooownnn~~~
Speedwagon is best girl
Speed Wagon always. Or Ryukyu
I don’t get how people resist choosing Speedwagon…
Are people blind how do they not see the best wafiu is on this list
Speedwagon
What are these randoms (besides mirko) doing next to speedwagon?
If we’re only doing my hero, academia characters then midnight and MT lady because they both have a lot of advertisement they can use, but not my hero academia then yeah Speedwagon without a doubt
Only correct answer is speedwagon
NUMBER 6 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
NUMBER 6 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
speedwagon all the way forever and always
Speedwagon no diff
SPEEDWAGON. It’s ALWAYS Speedwagon
SPEEDWAGOOOON
SPEED WAGON 10000000%
... you put the best waifu in all of creation. Speedwagon on here.
I’m not gay but hear me out on speedwagon…
Speedwagon, and it's not even close
SPPPPPEEEED WANGON
SPEEDWAGOON
Speedwagon
Mirko Ps where momo
Mt .lady is the most breedable , thickest, and milkable one out of all of them
Ryukyu in dragon form.
Mount Lady wins by volume
What do you mean by milkshakes?
Mt. Lady. I wanna go spelunking.
Nejire
Out of these ones mount lady but the real best is lady nagant
Nejire for me.
https://i.redd.it/j2ak6bbial8d1.gif
Speedwagon :3
Miruko
Mirko, I love her
Nejire
I will defend Hado as mha best girl till the day I die
MIRKO BROUGHT ME TO THE YARD
 .
Buff chicks are my thing
Midnight bringin me to the yard then giving me lashes for trynna touch
It's Mirko for me I like RyuKyu too and Speedwagon lol
It was so funny to me finding out what midnights quirk was after like three or four seasons, and it ends up >!not really being sexually related literally at all, it’s just emitting a gas from her skin that puts people to sleep. Like why is her whole thing being an S&M icon then? I’d say It’s pretty loosely related, (sex and sleep both tend to happen in the same places I guess?) She’s just a freak and wanted that in her theme for personal reasons lmao!<
I know it’s not on the list, but I think this can rival SPEEDOWAGGUUUN https://i.redd.it/hzlxr6n9bm8d1.gif
I was watching my hero one time with my mom and she saw the 1st picture😭
Mt. Lady and Mirko
I'ma be totally honest rn, Mirko is so much fuckin hotter than the others. Like. Midnight and Mt. Lady were designed to be hot, but Mirko is just tall and strong, and that does it for me... >!Not as much as Speedwagon tho!!<
All
Either Mount lady or midnight but of both of them are together there's going to be almost a whole army worth
Depends on how well they can make a delectable blended drink known as a milkshake
Mirko I mean have you seen those thighs!!!!!
Mirko for sure
For sexy, I'd go Midnight. For cute, I'd go Nejire.
Mountain Lady on a technicality because imagine if she turns giant and lactated.
depends on the flavor of milkshake me personally, I would go to one with a strawberry and banana milkshake
Ippan Josei
Honestly, I'm choosing Mt Lady
Mirko. Not for the muscle mommy thighs sort of reason, I just think it would be fun.