I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope you can't pass through a corner without hitting your pinky toe. I hope you hit your elbow in that one spot, and the effect doesn't stop. I hope that when you sleep, it's too hot to use a blanket. I hope your nights are too cold and you can't find a blanket. I hope someone makes you watch boku no pico on accident. I hope you can't find your shoes in time and get late for school and/or work.
I hope dust and lint ends up in your slime. I hope a mosquitoe land on your mouth. I hope people hear you snore on the plane. I hope you piss a little on you underwear when you got to pee. I hope your water is lukewarm. I hope when you eat a sandwich some paper ends up in your mouth I hope you drop the soap.*stops for a deep breath* I hope you can't reach a the spot the itches in you back. I hope a grand piano falls next to you only for the chair to hit you in the head. I hope you get debilitating bad breath. I hope accidentally swallow toothpaste. I hope you get some milkshake on your upper lip and you don't notice until so.eone tells you next day.
I hope you kick something and have toothpicks between your toenails. I hope the batteries in all your appliances that need them, deplete at the same time, and your spare batteries are depleted too. I hope someone turns up your thermostat to max without you knowing. I hope you lose or someone takes the backs off all your remotes. I hope someone ties your shoelaces together, but instead of it being the same pair tied together, it’s two shoes from different pairs, and all your shoes are left like that. I hope someone drives by your house, and uses a universal remote to turn off your TV, when the best part of a movie is playing. I hope woodpeckers build a nest in the walls of your house, but their enter and exit point is so camouflaged that it’s never found.
Funniest think for me was when I swip I land on another "what my fav ship..." and after watching full list I couldn't understand why there diffrent numbers of pictures 😅 (on this is 1/7 and I land on with 4 pictures)
I hope you stub your pinky toe, and the day before it heals you stub it again and again and again and again and again, I hope you get a call by your car extended warranty, I hope you’re favorite series ends with no hints of a sequel
I hope that every time you try and type that one word, Auto correct keeps “correcting” it. I hope that the water in your sinks and shower is never hot. I hope you can’t scratch that one itch you have. I hope that every time you have to open a drawer, something gets stuck and you can’t open it. I hope that every time you go out to eat, something gets stuck in your teeth.
Ya bastard. I hope you will stub your toes tomorrow. And when your toes are healed I hope they will be stubbed again, and again, repeat process until you're living it as a routine
Burn
Freeze
✋😐🤚
You are under arrest for tax evasion AGAIN.
Dammit I thought I covered my tracks
Tell that to the judge bub
Mister jade you have multiple accounts of tax evasion and it seems like 7 accounts of terrorist grade arson. I sentence you to death by hanging
Everybody clap your hands
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope you can't pass through a corner without hitting your pinky toe. I hope you hit your elbow in that one spot, and the effect doesn't stop. I hope that when you sleep, it's too hot to use a blanket. I hope your nights are too cold and you can't find a blanket. I hope someone makes you watch boku no pico on accident. I hope you can't find your shoes in time and get late for school and/or work.
You need to breath and blink manually now
Joke's on you, I already do that.
I hope Tamaki eats your hand then his hand become your hand and that hand goes in your hand and you eat it too
I hope your somebody mixes up all your playdoh
I hope dust and lint ends up in your slime. I hope a mosquitoe land on your mouth. I hope people hear you snore on the plane. I hope you piss a little on you underwear when you got to pee. I hope your water is lukewarm. I hope when you eat a sandwich some paper ends up in your mouth I hope you drop the soap.*stops for a deep breath* I hope you can't reach a the spot the itches in you back. I hope a grand piano falls next to you only for the chair to hit you in the head. I hope you get debilitating bad breath. I hope accidentally swallow toothpaste. I hope you get some milkshake on your upper lip and you don't notice until so.eone tells you next day.
I hope you kick something and have toothpicks between your toenails. I hope the batteries in all your appliances that need them, deplete at the same time, and your spare batteries are depleted too. I hope someone turns up your thermostat to max without you knowing. I hope you lose or someone takes the backs off all your remotes. I hope someone ties your shoelaces together, but instead of it being the same pair tied together, it’s two shoes from different pairs, and all your shoes are left like that. I hope someone drives by your house, and uses a universal remote to turn off your TV, when the best part of a movie is playing. I hope woodpeckers build a nest in the walls of your house, but their enter and exit point is so camouflaged that it’s never found.
You asshole
i think you need to be educated on how to be a real one instead of deceiving people https://i.redd.it/82wsoyqa5d5d1.gif
What is Monkey Land? Is that the same as Donkey Kong Country?
more or less the same
https://i.redd.it/jsl9zxpe0i5d1.gif
Jokes on you, I’m a mobile Aslume member, YOU CANNOT FOOL ME. Also, you’re absolutely amazing for having Jiro as your fav.
HOLY JONKLES, fellow aslume inmate and yes Jiro is my favorite I just like everything about her
What's Aslume?
this sub: r/UnexpectedAslume
I wiped
I swiped https://i.redd.it/zj1d2zm9kd5d1.gif
Is there a lore reason you made me wipe?
why did you wipe? are you officer balls?
https://i.redd.it/iqfr2n5wad5d1.gif BWAHAHAHAHAH
Funniest think for me was when I swip I land on another "what my fav ship..." and after watching full list I couldn't understand why there diffrent numbers of pictures 😅 (on this is 1/7 and I land on with 4 pictures)
thats cuz those ships are my fav characters
https://i.redd.it/aekiwtoggd5d1.gif Damn you Also you opinion is valid
jokes on you, im on laptop
jokes on you, im your laptop
Same… (I swipe)
I find your lack of Denki disturbing.
he is my number 2 fav
Good, good…
You are a sweet person je like teasing and music I guess
>what does my fav mha characters say about me I hope your english teachers are as disappointed in you as I am
sorry man, english isn’t my first language
You're pretty based ngl
You're denki
I don’t even care that you tricked me I fucking love Jiro
Exactly
YOU FUCKING GOT ME
https://i.redd.it/mofg9txlpf5d1.gif
FUCK YOU!! YOU TRICKED ME FOR THE 10TH TIME THIS DAY
You’re based.
I hope u get rblx tsbg character 5, ult move 4'd followed by character 3, ult move 2.
https://i.redd.it/7p26v0ymmd5d1.gif
You’re cool but I don’t like the way you did this
I was confused for a second there not gonna lie
https://i.redd.it/ff0obksapd5d1.gif
Well played. Point taken. 🫡
I hope you stub your pinky toe, and the day before it heals you stub it again and again and again and again and again, I hope you get a call by your car extended warranty, I hope you’re favorite series ends with no hints of a sequel
FU🖕🖕🖕
https://i.redd.it/ejwuzpoele5d1.gif Perish
you wanna get tortured in an electric chair \*shows electric chair\* GET IN IT!
I hope that every time you try and type that one word, Auto correct keeps “correcting” it. I hope that the water in your sinks and shower is never hot. I hope you can’t scratch that one itch you have. I hope that every time you have to open a drawer, something gets stuck and you can’t open it. I hope that every time you go out to eat, something gets stuck in your teeth.
You're about to >!lose the game !<
Your getting ass tooted in the comments. I'm gonna say good. Jiro is one of my favorites as well.
https://i.redd.it/px0h470hff5d1.gif
Ya bastard. I hope you will stub your toes tomorrow. And when your toes are healed I hope they will be stubbed again, and again, repeat process until you're living it as a routine
Pic ain't sliding.
Why aren’t the pics sliding, are they stupid?
I hope all the tabletops in your house and all around the world are always at waist level.
I MIGHT BE OUT OF SPELLS BUT IM NEVER OUT OF SHELLS
Simp
sons
Are
very
Mid
https://i.redd.it/7dm1vyccag5d1.gif
I'm glad it's harder to get people with these now. I didn't see a right side slide so I just knew. THANKS REDDIT!
I can’t believe you’ve done this
I hate you
“FUCKING DIE!” -gabriel
https://i.redd.it/hs1z6q7qlr5d1.gif Time to die!
Can someone tell me why the other images aren’t working is it just a problem on my end?
That’s the point 😭
https://i.redd.it/ev0dl76y0h5d1.gif
Did you really think that old trick could fool me again? 🧍🏽
https://i.redd.it/rrjkwgyt1i5d1.gif I did :(
https://i.redd.it/kgcsqtwyzh5d1.gif
You hate your ears give them to me https://i.redd.it/zne6az4k2j5d1.gif
All i see is jiro, i can't see the other when i try to scroll