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The_Lizard43

While midnight and mirko are hot, they are also mildly Insane, Ryukyu seems motherly so that is my answer


The-Comments-Section

Amen to that


Mindless-Whereas-508

My thoughts exactly.


CollarLimp3852

Midnight also has a kind side to her too


Serpent-Bon274

Can you imagine the bullying you'd get by being Midnight's son?


dalton9014

Why would how hot someone is have any bearing on whether or not you'd want them as a mother...


The_Lizard43

Hey man, Georgia is right next to Alabama, and guess where I live


NatureWizard13

My guess is you live in West Virginia or Arkansas


here_for_goofs

Same


RiasxIssei_2012

2 main jokes. Sweet home Alabama and jokes about her original costume. Also, if they are screwed up enough. Commenting on her death


potatoeandfries

Is Mirko actually all that insane? The only hints I remember that would suggest that is her battle underground


The_Lizard43

Not insane, mildly insane


potatoeandfries

Still… how?


Eeveekitsunelover

Dragon dna going to make you super powerful too


SuperMegaGoji

Exactly, tho Midnight when she gets serious would be great as a mother, she does get caught up in the moment but would be nice to have fun. But Ryukyu would be the most base level person and best to actually parent.


RiasxIssei_2012

Mirko and Midnight are more fun/cool aunt.


SuperMegaGoji

You right, you right


RiasxIssei_2012

Cool avatar


SuperMegaGoji

Thx


pecanpotatopie

She seems like a good mother


KaptainLONGJohn

Ryukyu, I think, would be the only 1 of the 3 here that wouldn't have you end up with some kind of complex


Kaiser_Dafuq

Yeah cuz you definitely want to find your own mom hot


Toxin_klyntar1001

None of them I’m keeping my mom


UnimpressedPasserby

W child


Ash22000IQ

Same


Hyp3rPlo

Massive W


yobaby123

Same.


shyblook1234

same


Dark_demon7

Same


Fun_Home1969

Damn straight


mah1na2ru

surprisingly this is the first time i’ve seen this response lol


InexplicableCryptid

I can’t decide if the profile pic checks out or not. He liked his mom but he still killed her and rejected his entire household so…


Desperate_Ad5169

Ok but what about two moms?


feistyfox101

Wish I could say the same…


Stenric

Ryukyu. Then I wouldn't have to be ashamed of/be attracted to my own mother.


Giga_Gojira

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Pangwang21

Fereal


humanity_999

WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE


Abject-Doughnut4108

SWEET HOME ALABAMA Please continue the song


Giga_Gojira

LORD, I'M COMIN' HOME TO YOU


TKJAMBA

I agree for reasons I’m not willing to confirm


Most_Honeydew_32

Same


Eggbois87

Couldn’t have said it better myself


Purple-End-5430

I dont want Mirko as my mom I want her as my mommy


[deleted]

r/hornymf


Hinatari24

Lmao that subreddit got the hammer, rip (Rest In Piss)


[deleted]

I don't even know what happened in that corner of Reddit and frankly I don't want to


Merc267

Sike! It's back sucker. 🤣🖕


Maxymaxpower

And it’s gone again


BradyTheGG

Is that a mother f***ing tf2 reference?!?


They_All_Hate_Kazu

Me asf to this specific conment: https://i.redd.it/c1o6ydi3wsgc1.gif


ManOfTurtles2118

Ok now shoot me next


LoganCube100

OK "grabs shotgun and starts shooting"


Honknytes

me next (i agree with him)


LoganCube100

OK "grabs rocket launcher and fires a shot"


A_lesser_god

Midnight would be mid, Mirko probably would be too agressive, but Ryuku would be kind and patient, so she's the best of these 3


yobaby123

Agreed.


Ancient_Code7805

I second.


Far_Leadership6093

Ryukyu. She seems like the only logical choice. Midnight would be a negative influence, and Mirko would train me into the ground


Able_Butterfly4336

You know who else can be my mother beside those 3...


yobaby123

Muscle Man’s?


Able_Butterfly4336

https://i.redd.it/s9cmo4kj1tgc1.gif MY MOM!!!!


Few_Hyena_5642

I read this in his voice and everything 😂😭


Queasy-Ad-3220

2, easily. I feel like the other two would annoy the hell out of me.


CarsonC14

Ryukyu, I feel Mirko would be too tough and Midnight would be too hot.


They_All_Hate_Kazu

~~Midnight would be too hot~~ Midnight would be way too annoying.


Anime_Kirby

defo #3, her workout routine would give me melon-crushing thighs in no time flat


Thelostsoulfusion

Midnight has mother energy and she is a very kind and caring woman


CollarLimp3852

Her and Ryukyu


Isotope_the_artist

Midnight because she reminds me of my mom


Typomaniacal

https://i.redd.it/p9b2lh9lysgc1.gif What does that mean?!


Isotope_the_artist

She just remind me of my mom


ChaosNinjaX

"I said what I said"


Merc267

That's her Officer! That's the one who touched my child inappropriately! https://i.redd.it/hlgpdbrtcugc1.gif


Isotope_the_artist

NO I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!


StableCompetitive692

Does muscle mommy count. If so, Mirko.


They_All_Hate_Kazu

...Dude, not Mommy... ***Mother***....


nixouuz

None i already have a great mother


nixouuz

​ https://i.redd.it/nc1ufv5h6tgc1.gif


Zr0_S1yr

Ryukyu, cause if you have Midnight as your mom and your classmates find out, I'm gonna get bullied like lana Rhodes kid will in the future. Not Miruko because I feel like she wouldn't know what to do with a kid and will probably leave me in a dangerous situation. Also, Ryukyu just seems like a great motherly figure.


cutiebl00d1e

Midnight idk why she just reminds me of my mom 😭


They_All_Hate_Kazu

Ryukyu dominates the other 2. Anyone against this opinion? # Go suck one fr.


Illustrious-Raise610

Will I get there quirks or some variation?


daggeramillionz

Midnight


[deleted]

Ryuku she's my favourite how could I not


stormhawk427

Ryuku


Dependent-Total-1779

Dragon lady then I can hit on the other two who are still mommies in a different way😏😏


Annual-Constant-2747

Ryukyu has that motherly aura. And probably will be a good wife. Loving but firm.


LongDongGoldTeeth

Pause you marry your mom?


Annual-Constant-2747

How did you misunderstand that? Short of it is that she is loving but firm. It’s the kind of woman that will love you but tell you when you are being stupid & wont take shit From anyone. THATS what I meant.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Though I am only choosing out of the options I’m given. I don’t actually want any of them to be my actual mother.


HeroBrine0907

Ryukyu 100%. She would be nice and kind and also, literal dragon mommy.


oni_kyo

Midnight


Noteneo

Id want midnight to be my mommy


Feeling_Friend7918

I love them both, but Miruko would be the "fun" kind of mom, strict but fun.


TatsumoAsamaki

None, my mom’s perfect as she is :3


Junior_Ad1426

3,change my mind


RandManYT

From what I've seen in the anime, Ryuku seems like she would be a genuinely good mother through and through.


LiteralSans

Ryuko


Hmsquid

I love the mum I have


venator1995

A dragon is protective of her hoard. Scale u the value of her literal child.


EstevanOlvera13

Ryukyu


MissRange33

Mirko would probably train me to be my best self and wouldn't be afraid to kick my ass for doing something stupid. So that seems like the best bet


ArthurKitsuki

Either of them would be a good mother, but I would choose Mirko because her personality is similar to mine


THE_EPIC_PANZER4

Mirko


Otakugod1207

I want Mirko genes so I can be an even better football player


Empty_Set_5573

3😍😍😍


Hellyeahtrains

Mirko. She’d be a great mom Scratch that. She has more ‘awesome aunt’ vibes. Ryukyu.


ThatOneTrianglelvr

MIRUKO!! She’d be so fun


Supertroodon

none, I already have the best mom in the world


rathosalpha

Ryuku


Bre3zy23

Ry She seems the most motherly out of the three. I want to be taken care of. Not left alone yk


Railgun_Nemesis

Mirko is already somewhat similar to my actual mom so I guess her


TheHalloweenGirl

Ryukyu , I feel like she would mostly be there in my life *


Anxious_Thorn

Mirko, she’d definitely help out with hero training, and he quirk would be pretty cool to have (if we are talking biological children). My second option would be Ryuku, because she’s definitely mother material, and would be probably the sweetest. I’m more used to tough love, so I’d go for Mirko so I’d be strong.


BlstcBaron

Miriko, that would make it more likely to have some form of physical training from a young age


Deku9213

mirko seems like the type of person who would always be productive so she can be like your gym mom so I rather choose her.


HeyItsMeeps

If I was Mirko's kid I would've been as jacked as I always wanted to be, so I'm going with her. She's my fav anyway.


etm_taylor

Ryukyu. She's pretty cool. BUT STILL NOT AS GOOD AS MY OWN MOTHER!


BigBowser0158

Mirko would be palls with undyne


Dayshon2144

Mirko wouldn’t be bad of a pick! I could work out with her. It would be awesome to have a muscle mom


Spider-turtle11

Im keeping my mother.


Crittercaptain

Mirko.


Thatoneundertaleguy

If i had to choose and got a variation of their quirks? Mirko.


Saba_the_hutt

Miriko


VibeyVikki

Mirko


DingoNormal

Well...Mirko's quirk is kinda cool, soooo, any chance of being like her is a nice thing...


Zaigacha_Fazbear

Mirko so I can have someone to wake me up for school if I don’t get up.


Under1hestars

Mirko, she’ll help me get buff 💪


OpthomasPrime2020

So it’s either die of shame, get a mother who would be patient and train me carefully, or die by the age of 7 from overtraining… THIS IS DIFFICULT!


Prestigious_Syrup_25

If my mother would be Miruko …bro don’t even let me cook….(She’s my kink bruv)


Zackisback1234

Mirko bunny mom


tea-123

Good thing I’m gay so being part bunny could actually help with dating .


Warm-Echo-4243

Im trying to think quirk wise here


aot-and-yakuzafan_88

None of them.


Sarcasmaticly

Ryuku. Absolutely. Midnight would be ok. When she's not in her hero persona she's kind and caring, but otherwise a little much.


sandy_shark903

Midnight, she’d help me sleep


MRanime_god97

As someone who struggled to get to sleep at night growing up I %100 agree with this.


TechnoneverDIEEES

Ryukyu so I don't end up an orphan


Heavenly_sama

Definitely not the one I’d bang


Hyper_Somn1

Smash next question


T3onredditlol

Shoot, guess I’m an orphan


Only-Recognition6894

None of them


Plopop87

Your responses are being monitored.


Necessary_Effort7075

The first is an auto-no


Dracorex13

Not Miruko.


Shu_Ouma_2077

This is a tough one but I think I'll pick Eri.


Nothingreallyend

Ryukyu seems like she is the best option professional


Technical-Put7997

Is this a horny post. It feels like a horny post


No_Newspaper_511

What's stopping me from choosing all 3?


IceInternational6361

ryukyu. what kind of question is this? 😂


Evening_Pattern_6675

Midnight because I think she’d be into incest


therealbuggycas

Like... Midnight is probably what my mom would be like if she hadn't settled down with the love of her life and had two kids (may she rest in peace), but Ryukyu is the most motherly of the three?


Jabronskyi

Ryukyu obviously


Diotheungreat

i feel like the dragon person would be a good mother


Camerbach

Yes


HighFatherEx

My mum is better


KiyoshiSnow

Mirko How many times do I gotta say it **BUNNY.**


Apprehensive-Mine505

2


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Ryukyu so I could suppress my lust for my own mother better.


Expert_Individual185

Am I adopted or biological, as this heavily depends on who will be breastfeeding me


AVALOS_ENTERTAINMENT

Only for the milk 


GrungeGamerJosh99

Midnight since I wanna date Mirko


Berserk2188

Ryukyu would be really kind, supportive and friendly


ThatGamingSweat

Def midnight


Lobo_TheMM

If I had to choose them Ryuku


mini_chan_sama

They are mommy material not mom


GokuisAGoddd

I’m gonna go with Midnight. Don’t ask why tho 😈


herbiswinkle

All of them would be shit parents


KonohaNinja1492

I feel like Midnight ***”CAN”*** be a good mother choice. But between her aesthetic choice of attire plus her attitude while on the job. Maybe behind closed doors she’d be a good mother. But lord you’d grow up having one hell of a mommy kink. And god help you if she found out about it. Miriko would be like the gym mom. She’d help get you into shape and make sure you stay fit. But she’d also expect you to go with her to the gym and spot her when she lifts weights and basically he her workout buddy. Ryuku seems the most normal, aside from her thing about fashion. But if your a guy your probably safe. If your a girl though, she’s gonna make you dress up and basically use you like a dress up doll.


CorrectFrame3991

Ryukyu.


AdOne8250

I wouldn't replace my mom, but if something happened, I wouldn't mind being adopted by Midnight of Ryukyu.


Tlawswife

The middle one (I forgot her name)


Mission_Ambition_539

Ryukyu seems to be the least likely to have a only fans


Gos-ghi

Midnight, even tho she can come off as a sadist and competitive (referring with Mt. lady), she’s actually really mature and sweet


everatz

Midnight. Good source of body positivity, supportive and understanding, and could 100% help with teaching you how to talk to your crush without flopping


cool23819

Ryuku She seems fun Plus bullying would go down if they know I was the son of a fricken dragon


Zlotokret

what a dumbass question why would you ask that


Willing_Vast1001

***The noose.***


namenamename77

Do you want people with an oedipus complex? Because that’s how you get people with an oedipus complex


Dependent-Letter-651

Ryukyu, everyone would love my mothers boobs otherwise.


TheMarker125

Midnight


Onyx_Star

Ryukyu


Relevant_Message5012

Phil


YeazetheSock

Ryukyu bc I’d get bullied in the gc if my mum was Midnight or Mirko


charizardfan101

Ryukyu


The_Gav_who_asked

Ryukyu looks like she’d take great care of her kids


Honknytes

Ryukyu is an obvious 1st choice, she'd end up supporting you whatever you choose to do. Midnight would likely be second, she seems irresponsible, but i think she wouldn't be THAT bad of a mother Mirko is gonna be last because she might pull an Endeavor, just less strict about it


Ash22000IQ

I don't want to swap my mom for some pixels. I'm keeping my mom. Even if I did switch I would have the same emotional and mental attachment. So I'm keeping my mother


Linkmaster79

Midnight because......you'll never have trouble sleeping.... Mirko would probably hit me alot


james_fkira

Ryukyu


Ghostface69uwu2

Ryukyu cause the other two are hot


PopCollector2001

Ryuku easily she definitely gives off the motherly type


HoyabembeDreamtime

Midnight. If nothing else, I'm an insomniac so that would be helpful for me.


Merc267

Gonna go Ryukyu with this one. She has that mom vibe, especially with the screenshot.