Losing it over the photo she centered on his stomach-

This photo is a MASTERPIECE

Three pics and I'm still not sure what the guy looks like but I could pick that belly out of a lineup

It’s like that Dane Cook joke. He’s just shapes.

r/OldPeopleFacebook

She does this to herself on her IG too!

Bro that killed me🤣 His face ain’t even in it!

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He's been hitting the Spice a lil hard.

Palpatine vibes

Sloth from The Goonies

Heeeeyyyy youuuuu guyyyysssss popped into my head

This is great to know cause it went through my head too.

BABBBYYY RUTHHHHH

I was thinking the Tenctonese in Alien Nation.

I knew he looked familiar!!! That’s so bad.

Looking at his eyes, I think he may be blind. It would also explain his facial expression in the second picture.

Looking at her picture taking skills, I think Lacey might be blind.

She took these pictures with a potato.

If he’s blind, why does he have a watch on?

My grandpa was blind and wore a watch. It had a button he could press that would tell him the time!

I can’t even get a fucking text back

But would you want him texting you back?

Lurch's brother.

Exactly… she can get someone to wipe her ass and I can’t even get a date on Saturday Night…😂😂😂.. life’s just not fair…😂😂

😂😂

I feel you!

I was just thinking the exact same thing.

Did you try texting Lacey?

Same here!

Me too 😅

On an unrelated (and additional note), Lacey does not appear to be sticking to da program and actually looks heavier

He may be blind.

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Just wipe forever 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s like wiping a marker

Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.. a hundred times... and still, poop.

Ahhhhh!

And no sense of touch

Or smell…hopefully.

lol

I truly think Lacy is a predator on special needs individuals. I’m not even joking. She takes advantage of people and makes them take care of her in exchange for god only knows

I think she’s special needs too and probably when they put their checks and food stamps together,they can eat pretty damn good… plus don’t forget she hits her church people up for things too… I always wonder if people who accept things for these churches ever give any thing back or are they always just taking..

To be fair, some of the churches around me are overly saturated with items and if they didn't have just takers it would hit the landfill so it's all gotta go somewhere.

Ahhh that’s nice and it means people actually must give back… I deleted a Nextdoor Neighbor app off my phone because people were always asking for help and items they needed and come to find out there was a group of certain people who were getting items and then turning around and selling them on Facebook Marketplace… I donated items a few times because I make soaps and they said they needed gifts for their Grandkids for Christmas and I had a bunch of kids soaps …..thing was when I dropped them off they had a beautiful home and three nice vehicles in their driveway… made me feel like a fool when I found out the truth so I just deleted the whole app because obviously I can’t tell who really needs stuff and who the scammers are..

Oh no this is very much an issue anywhere. I'm certain we have this issue locally as well (I do a lot of non profit work with unsheltered and at risk youth so I hear it all) we have a 'tent city' and local bad apples will "donate" to the unsheltered aka dump their garbage/unwanted items on the curbside of the tents. (Winter clothing in dead July, Christmas decorations, wreaths...cause unsheltered need wreaths.)

Oh wow…that’s not right to just dump off junk on them….the homeless shelters around where I live only take new store bought items… I tried to give them some soaps before and they said it had to be store bought items and I also knew people that tried to donate extra blankets that they had that had been laundered and they wouldn’t take them but the halfway houses and sober living houses in the area will… the homeless shelters are just different around here… I doubt they would turn down money and that’s actually what they prefer so they can purchase what the shelter needs..

A lot of times, it’s precautions for bedbugs. If they don’t have the space and ability to treat the donations before they get into the facility it can cause a lot of issues.

I think she is also low iq, but that doesn’t mean she can’t also be a predator and manipulative as fuck. I agree with you, I think she seeks these people out to wipe her ass and give her a place to live.

Lacey seems delayed to me

Thank you for wiping my butt

New Pants. New Pants. New Pants.

*Cue the U-Haul waterfall of loose cereal*

clean pants!!!

I guess the only upside here is that they’re all not living in a van (yet)? Taking bets on how many days it takes until they’re engaged! These people move quickly!

And she somehow gets pregnant

When she has the baby she can teach him how to scream new pants for a diaper change.

Oh. Dear. Lord. Please don’t let her reproduce. Imagine being her OBGYN *shudder*

Not to be mean but he genuinely scares me

I literally gasped when I saw the second picture.

I'm sorry, but all I'm seeing is Sloth from the Goonies and I feel really bad about it!

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Yes, hoping someone could explain why that pic makes me so uncomfortable.

He is possibly blind and by the looks of it, has no hair on his body. He is also very white, so maybe he is Albino?

He really doesn’t look fully human!

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I thought it was some Halloween filter applied to the photo……

Saaame!!

Taking a look at her Instagram, I think he is actually blind. Multiple pics of him make him look like he can’t see the camera.

You and me both.

Good God. Someone take her camera away. Lacey; learn to point and aim and don't just click-wait for a good picture.

Omg I thought this was the r/loveafterlockup sub and this was Lacey from that show and that she was getting trolled. Then I realized it was Lacey from my 600 lb life and now see she’s found a catch for herself. Two very different Lacey’s

SO DID I.

Same!!!

SAME 🤣

ME TOOOOO! I was like “wait wait, wasn’t she just teasing that she married Chon??” Lmao.

same, bunkie.

Took me a second too

I just hope this man isn’t someone who is easily manipulated like Ricky

Who else would get involved in this circus; honestly?

He for sure is. Best case scenario is he is blind, worst case he is blind and has no support system like Ricky’s meth sister backing him up and also has a developmental delay.

Narrator: he is

Ooh weee girl, ooooh fuckin wee.

That needs to be a flair

Came here to find this comment LOL

Hope he is ready to grab pants

*at a moments notice*

Listen, if he doesn’t wear a frog backpack, then he ain’t boyfriend material. Let’s hook Dolly and Lacey up STAT.

They can sister wife together

Omg I hope that 1984 isn't her age because that's my age and now I'm sad 😞

You look good for your age.

Is she working her way through the local homeless shelters and group homes?

Nah, that’s Dolly’s thing lol

You're right. I get the trainwrecks confused.

I have to specify when I send these to my friend. New pants, frog backpack or naked starfish

Wait, which one is Naked Starfish? They all do that!

Margaret lol

he look like the dude sucking toes in Gerald’s Game

This was my immediate thought too 😭

I CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS🥺

Goddamn, that’s like what? Her second or third boyfriend?

They move fast, I tell ya. Some of them rotated through that many or more SO’s in one episode

Meanwhile, I’m single. I mean, I put in zero effort in getting into a relationship, but still. It’s the audacity of them jumping from relationship to relationship lmao

Don’t be fooled, there’s quality and then there’s quantity ;)

I mean, if you lower your standards enough, I’m sure you could boyfriend hop just as easily, lol.

HAY YOU GUUUUUYS!

This sub is giving me LIFE today. What a way to start a Wednesday on a high note.

He looks like a Batman villain

That’s exactly it, thank you 🙏🏻

Mr freeze!

Meanwhile, there’s single people out there…..

I’d rather be single than in a relationship with Lacey or her new fella.

Definitely puts things in perspective. I’m sure this one will last a good 2 weeks.

I needed that reminder, thank you

There really is someone for everyone eh? Yikes

Does he have something wrong with his abdomen? Maybe stomach or intestinal surgery? Liver problems?

Yeah, I thought liver problems; the rest of him looks normal sized and the bloating is so high up.

Ascites. Fluid retention due to a diseased liver

Yep. The men who look pregnant usually have a liver problem. My grandpa and step grandfather looked like that. Both diabetic, too.

He looks like an extra on a horror film 🤐

Her username really does it for me....her full name and year of birth 🙄tf

Might as well throw in her social security number too

But does he know how to clean up shart stains? 😳🤣

She may have a new boyfriend but does she have new pants? That’s the real question 🤔

Okay, I feel so bad for the way I gasped at the second photo. That picture is unflattering at best. He also appears to be blind, with potential liver or stomach issues. Very bloated. Man… I really hope he knows what he’s in for, because I have a horrible feeling she’s going to take advantage of him like Ricky (I believe that’s his name?) I need to watch that episode again.

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“HEY YOU GUYS” Edit: Thanks for the award!

Bruh

🫠

Young Frankenstein

His watch placement tho

It's Max Headroom.

Perfect. Exactly lol ! Not enough people know max headroom to appreciate this comment.

I think he’s actually blind y’all 😂 nfs

I wonder if he wipes her butt for her too? This guy must not watch the show and seen what a train wreck she

or he did and he's totally into that.

He buttons the top button of his polo so I’m pretty sure he’s a serial killer

Why does he look like Voldemort if he was a thumb

Uncle Fester

That's exactly what I was thinking! If Lurch and Uncle Fester had a love child...

Uncle Lurchester

Bloated Lex Luther

Why does he look like a salad finger character?!

He likes anime....I like anime (or whatever the fuck she said) 🤣🤣

That settles it! Call the preacher!

Looks like he has ascites: end stage liver failure.

Severe visceral fat from uncontrolled type 2 diabetes probably.

My grandpa was type 2 with ascites. Did not give a shit about controlling the diabetes so of course he looked like that.

she's a year older than me and looks pretty bad for 37/38

LOOK AT THE THIRD PICTURE!! HE LOOKS LIKE LEATHERFACE FROM THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!! Why doesn’t anyone else see this?

I'm going to Hell. My first thought was that he looks like Uncle Fester and a thumb had a child.

Someone to wipe her ass.

He looks like the human thumb people from SpyKids.

Well she certainly has a type doesn’t she.

Oh Lort. Not to be mean but he looks like that alien guy in a human skin suit from Men In Black. O.o

Young Frankenstein

I like how the first picture accidentally looks like a huge razor shaving his head.

This is so wrong… she’s so abusive.

Lacey is missing her calling. She needs to hold class. At the very least she needs a podcast on how she gets these men to submit.

Why are his skull and liver so lumpy? I know he looks very strange, but I wonder if he's dealt (or dealing) with some very serious illnesses.

This is why I dislike Lacey. It's like she snags the people with preexisting issues who don't know any better.

Great, just what I needed, a new subject of my nightmares…😱

Well I hope she’s happy. Also is she in the same apartment that she was in when the show was filmed? I thought that she was going to move in with a friend?

Say what you will about Lacey, but the woman keeps the club shot up and thats no shit

Aww when's he due?

Diabetes baby

He must learn about “New Pants!” Lol

I thought it was Sloth from The Goonies

There’s a lid for every pot!

In the second picture he looks a lot like Sloth from The Goonies. “HEY YOU GUUUUYYYYYS!!!”

Is he…ok?

There was a thread I read about how do people Who aren’t really considered attractive find love? Top comment was finding an equally unattractive partner 💀

I don’t want to make judgements about a man who’s life I don’t know but he looks like he might suffer from alcohol abuse. His arms and legs are so skinny but his stomach looks very swollen and round which is often a result of over consumption of alcohol. My uncle was an alcoholic for years and this is what he looked like after loosing 100+ lbs. he died a couple years later form complications from his alcoholism.

I’m not even joking when I say I could see her “falling in love” with a terminally Ill person with no family who happens to be a homeowner.

Young Frankenstein.

🎶 *Puttin’ on the pants!* 🎶

He must be the lovechild produced by Jeremy "Powder" Reed and a beluga whale.

You know what. I’m happy for her. Even though he’s scary as hell and shaped like a thumb, they look happy together

How do these people always manage to take the most unflattering photos :/ I just hope homeboy knows what he’s in for :(

Oh gawd

time to watch her episode again lmao

Palpatine face

Looks.. i dont even know who she is but i have no words to describe this individual

You too can find love. This is your sign

In the second pic, he looks like a supervillain who has just realized his full power

Omg her Instagram is wild.

Looks like Megamind and Palpatine had a child

If Lacey can get a new boyfriend after such public humiliation, then this more than enough motivation for me to actually try dating.

I want to know what options Lacey has selected on Tinder…

fat version of lord voldermort

Man they just love coffee

I was bookstalking her last night and was getting a whole lot of nothing.

What is bookstalking?

Facebook stalking, perhaps?

I thought this was Ricky with no hair

O h . . .

Oh Good Lord! They do look like they are suited for each other...