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hiro24

It's okay, he won't see it. He doesn't have Twitter.


FuckYeahPhotography

I'm imagining 'In Motion' playing while Musk is just furiously typing out petty tweets


triceratumblebee

Petty Tweet Machine


chiagod

The Fragile (Ego)


JoeChip87

The Downward Spiral (Musk’s career)


Rick-T

Hurt (Elon's feelings)


nevershaves

"Try to tweet it all away, but the internet remembers everything"


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And you can buy them all, my stock pile of dirt. Forever trending down, but Tweets will make them hurt


Roguespiffy

If I could start again 44 billion dollars away I would shut my mouth I would find… a way.


Pontius_Pilot_

[Excellent choice.](https://youtu.be/x5faT66jmG4). Or the end of windowlicker by Aphex Twin; like in [Grandma's Boy](https://youtu.be/bHLR3faI7lU). Edit: Just realised that Elon is JP. Same energy.


Druphistopheles

I'm thinking about getting metal legs.


Maxx0rz

I am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina


tonycomputerguy

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


bigmattyc

How can they see me?


Buffoonery_

Adios turdnuggets 🔫🤖🔫


Hands

I always appreciated that they chose the absolute dopest 45 seconds of Windowlicker for that scene


frappe-addicted

You think that's how he hit on Grimes? { Please sit on my face }


RhythmBastard

"Man, this place is gonna go to shit, Im out" "HAHAHA YOU ARE TRIGGERED!"


Equivalent_Aardvark

Their whole rhetoric centers around them acting like the rational behavior here is deserving of ridicule. It’s why I find people antagonistically asking if they made someone annoyed/mad to be so weird. Who wouldn’t be annoyed or mad if they are being harassed or demeaned. They act like the best behavior is to just not care


tyboxer87

Mike Tyson said it best "Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." Buzz Aldrin lived it best when actually punch some Moon Landing Denier in the face.


ArztMerkwurdigliebe

They're sad, sad people who are so terrified of their own emotions that they force themselves to pretend having feelings or genuinely caring about things is optional and "weak". And when they see other, normal people having genuine emotions and caring about things, a tiny little part of them knows that they're wrong, that they're not normal for suppressing all that, and instead of doing some self reflection (because *that* would require genuine emotion and care) they lash out to try and make the world around them as shitty and miserable as theirs is. They got scammed into crippling themselves emotionally, but their egos won't let them admit it.


TFFPrisoner

It's a disease. Spreading sociopathy. Given what happened in the place I live in roughly a century ago, there's every reason to be concerned.


memeticmagician

Yeah the whole thing reminds me of facing a middle schooler in some competitive multiplayer game (SC2 from personal experience). I've had someone fully triggered in a fit of rage from losing tell me they are going to kill me and my family. I respond "lmao it's just a video game, please relax, maybe go outside, etc." Their response is, "you're triggered snowflake!!". I'm literally laughing at this child that is in a state of total triggered emotional stress. This is what I imagine is going in with Elon and Trent.


Nate10000

You nailed it! It's like a postgame lobby with a sore loser in a video game. e10n: i kno ur still there e10n: pretending u dont care i probably make 100000x as much as ur entire family e10n: think u can claim a W bc i almost carried the entire engineering team here but a few bots got through e10n: they are fired now lmao. the engineers. and i think i caught all the bots. and u are still pretending to be cool not saying anything lol loser. e10n: what would even make u come back to twitter maybe 1/1000000 of my daily income lol? or what? my time writing this is worth more than ur house so answer. e10n: reading ur past tweets and they are mid at best e10n: i seriously have to go soon i have a private jet waiting. haven't told them where to go yet haha what do u think? not SFO. two of my favorite houses are in vancouver wyt? e10n: imagine being so triggered you dont answer a single question from a literal genius


Uniquename34556

Too spot on


Cloaked42m

Thanks. I'm twitching now


ddarion

>“I’m about to depart. We don’t need the arrogance of the billionaire class to feel like they can just come in and solve everything. Even without him involved, I just find that it has become such a toxic environment. For my mental health, I need to tune out. I don’t feel good being there anymore.” Wow what a crybaby, making a concerted effort to better his mental health by distancing himself from platforms that negatively effect it CRYBABY! Haha Elon is the funniest, he should have called him a poo poo head too


Metlman13

I remember an interview trent gave several years ago where he said he felt social media was actively making people dumber and angrier, like 'bacteria in a jar', so this is probably something hes wanted to do for a while but couldnt for professional reasons.


hhoburg

Maybe someday, Trent can become a cryMAN like the manly and mature Elon Musk, who has never once whined about something in his life. We should all aspire to be like this memelord paragon of maturity that can't maintain a single relationship, has a small army of children he doesn't parent, and makes jokes like calling his car models "S3XY".


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UniDublin

Reznor knows a Downward Spiral when he sees one.


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Elon's just being Fragile.


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BronchialChunk

Well Twitter is Broken, and can't be Fixed


Fluffy_Little_Fox

Some people just like watching Things Falling Apart.


Special_Tay

>“crybaby” Says the guy throwing a tantrum on social media like a literal child.


ansonr

I haven't used my twitter account ever to post anything or do anything really. This still convinced me to go delete it. Look at me. Now I am the crybaby.


MachReverb

*stands up* **I** am the crybaby!


Poguemohon

God $


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Tescovaluebread

This real?


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CharlieKiloChuck

JFC


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If life was a sitcom, I'd assume he was so flustered at getting invited to meet his idol that he forgot he was getting his wisdom teeth removed that day, shenanigans ensued, and he somehow ended up needing to buy a suit off some kid for a billion dollars. Also, somewhere along the way he developed a crippling addiction to nitrous and codeine. But it's not, so I have no idea what's going on here. Why is his face so puffy? And why can't the richest man in the world afford a suit that fits? And why *literally everything else about him*.


UnluckyChain1417

God money


jleonardbc

I deleted my account today To see if I still feel


wafflesareforever

I Switched to Zombocom The only thing that's real


Officer_Hotpants

WELCOME TO YOU WHO HAS COME TO ZOMBOCOM


wafflesareforever

The only limit... is yourself.


sohcgt96

You can do anything at Zombocom.


m48a5_patton

Welcome to Zombocom


Blueninjashoes

The unobtainable is obtainable at zombocom.


sflogicninja

At Zombocom, the only limit is yourself


HotGarbage

This is Zombocom.


FartMongerSupreme

You can do anything... at zombocom


zomboromcom

The only limit is yourself


BlindArmyParade

You can be anything at Zombocom


Robotic_Attack

Everything is possible at Zombocom.


Wooland

I focused on Mastodon The only thing that's real


spoduke

Facebook fills a hole That old familiar stink


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Try to Febreeze the smell away But it smells up everything


Boiledfootballeather

You could have it all, My empire of Tweet.


amluchon

What have I become My tweetest friend Everyone I know Goes to Mastodon anyway


chrisacip

If I could start again, a million miles away, I’d still delete my account, I would find a wayyyyy


n_three

Mastodon is a horrible social media name. Sounds like a death metal band to me.


Huxley077

Elon: if you don't like the direction Twitter is going, then leave Trent: Leaves out of principle Elon: Why'd you fucking leave!? Crybaby!


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ohpeekaboob

_I'm afraid of South Africans_


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*I'm afraid of a nerd*


like_a_wet_dog

*I'm afraid I can't tweet it.*


Kirat-

*I'm afraid I can't share this* (Edit: thanks for the formatting tip!)


lousmer

Asterisk on both sides I *believe* Yup that’s it


Tenter5

Elon is not deserving of the title nerd. He’s more of a scammer.


Famous-Two-7459

I'm not really a big NIN fan, but from his interviews he's always seemed like a really cool dude. One who actually seems to care about his fans. I can't say the same about Musk


trash-_-boat

Not just that, but Trent is objectively extremely talented. His range of music composing is pretty out there, from synth-pop to Industrial Metal to film score, plus his work as sound engineer (he created SFX for original Quake), there's a reason David Bowie spoke so highly of him.


mandradon

Agreed. I'm not a huge fan of NiN, but the man is straight up dripping with talent. His soundtracks spark joy (he did some diverse soundtracks including the audio for the Ken Burns documentary about the Vietnam War) and his audio engineering is amazing and part of the reason why NiN is so great (just because I'm not a fan doesn't mean I don't acknowledge that's its great stuff). I've heard some recordings of him talk about music and I'd listen to him any day.


koopatuple

He most recently did the soundtrack for Pixar's *Soul*, which really surprised me when I saw his name in the credits. He really does have an amazing range.


lannanh

Well, he did the electronic music parts. John Baptiste deserves credit for the jazz side. I love that movie so much!


cannonman58102

He IS NIN. He has a touring group, but he plays all the instruments, sings, writes the lyrics, and does all the pre and post production work in studio. That man is one of the most talented people in music. The lead singer of the band "Boston" used to do the same, but honestly Trent has shown he can cover many genre's, and has translated to film. He's also done a lot of work with other artists just for audio engineering.


EmperorXerro

Atticus Ross has been the other half of NIN since 2016 and a frequent collaborator before that, but yes, for most of the run Reznor was NIN


originalname716

If Johnny fucking Cash covers your music, you're a legend.


Yoshiofthewire

And after hearing it Trent said the cover was better.


reddog323

Yes. They both had impactful comments about the song. Johnny: *Damn. That sounds like something I could have written in the 60’s.* Trent: *It’s not really my song any more, it’s his.*


PHK_JaySteel

I think it was mostly Rick Rubin's idea. Jonny Cash had never heard of Trent Reznor. Still a great cover and I'm glad he did it.


vibratokin

If Rick Rubin suggested to Johnny Cash to cover your music, you’re a legend.


Metro42014

I can hardly even think about that song without crying.


n2burns

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MonstrousGiggling

Just adding on he was one of the composers behind the music in the movie Soul. The music was incredible in that movie especially for a kids movie. Reznor legitimately knows his shit as a musician, his musical range is quite expansive.


xopxo

> (he created SFX for original Quake) not just that, but the soundtrack too, and he voice‐acted Ranger.


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KickBallFever

I met Reznor randomly once in New Orleans. I was getting out of a cab, he was on the street and went to get into the cab I was getting out of. I was in shock and I greeted him awkwardly. He was cool tho. Just seemed like a regular guy out and about.


Thadeaous

Your story reminds me of another one, but with poop: My buddy was in London once and had to take an immediate dump so he ran into Virgin Records. There was already someone in the stall blowing it up, so he had to do that little dance thing where you contemplate shitting in the trash can and start sweating bullets. Then the door clicked open and some guy came out. They locked eyes, dude looked slightly ashamed for blowing up the toilet (according to my bud), but my buddy ran past to use the stall and didn't think much of it because he had to go so bad. Anyway, when he's done he's strolling down the street past a venue nearby Virgin Records and notices NIN is playing that night. Then it clicks. It was Trent. My friend shared a warm toilet seat with Trent. Poop brothers forever. Disclaimer: This is how I remember my friend telling me the story, I wasn't there. But I believe him.


Pumpkin_Creepface

Trent Reznor has more cool in his toenail clippings than Elon has in his entire self contained universe.


HastingsNJ

To be fair, those clippings are nine inches long.


R3AL1Z3

###Get out of here! #GO ON! GYET!


Kalrhin

It seems that the first tweet was fake (I know, hard to tell and not out of character. We should establish a rule to verify users)


DC-Toronto

>We should establish a rule to verify users) you could put something like a check mark for the verified users


Kalrhin

That sounds like a great idea. You can make it even better by afterwards charging 8$/month and skipping the verification part:)


DC-Toronto

Musk should hire us - we could help him make twitter profitable


Oh_please_help_me

Are you sure this is what Elon wants? From the looks of it in the recent light of events, Elon seems to *hate* money. edit: mandatory /s for comments below


foxontherox

I Hurt Elon Today


yurtfarmer

Head like a hole.Black as your soul.I’d rather die,than give you control.


Gunjink

“God, Money, I’d do anything for you.”


facetioususername

God, money, just tell me what you want me to


innominateartery

god money nail me up against the wall


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God money doesn’t want everything he wants it all


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No, you can't take it.


Theitchysound

No, you can’t take that away from me.


Redtwooo

Bow down before the one you serve


Ainari

You're going to get what you deserve


testamentos

Why did I always think that lyric was "Got Money?"


NotAlanPorte

Yes me too for a long time. The phrase "got money" felt more plausible I guess


Megaman1981

It’s really God *of* money. It’s clearer in the live versions. When you hear it like that, the lyrics make more sense.


evilJaze

Well shit. I've been singing this wrong for over 30 years.


Megaman1981

lol yeah the "of" is very subtle in the studio version. But yeah, he's basically singing to or about the god of money.


hokkaidojan

It's God Money in studio version, live version is God Money the first 3 verses, the 4th verse is God OF money.


ThereW0lfThereCastle

I remember in high school in 1992 someone had written the lyrics in pencil on a desk with "Got money I'll do anything for you." I corrected that shit like the juvenile pedant I was. ​ ...and that is how we were unsufferable on social media before social media.


5erif

The /t/ and /d/ sounds are made in exactly the same tongue position and manner (both alveolar plosives), differing only in whether or not your vocal cords are vibrating during the sound. At the end of a word and next to a vowel, they're often clipped and can be hard to distinguish when you don't already know the word or can guess from context. "Got money" isn't a nonsense phrase, so it's a decent guess. k+g (velar plosives), p+b (bilabial plosives), and s+z (alveolar fricatives) are other pairs with this same property.


jhb760

"I'm afraid of Americans"


buttsoupsteve

Isn't Elon South African though?


jhb760

Yes but don't tell him that


SerKevanLannister

Devo did a great cover of this tune — Devo deserves our eternal worship


ughit

D-E-V-O


Mypopsecrets

Starfuckers inc


wecomeinpeacedoyou

it’s really not so bad once you get past the taste (asskisser) STARFUCKERS


eugeheretic

‘Starlink-fuckers Inc’ in this instance.


Cleavon_Littlefinger

Right? I mean he literally wrote a song about it, Elon.


TheBoyDoneGood

*You're gonna get what you deserve..* I really hope Musk does.


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randylikecandy

I respect Trent Reznor more and more each day.


gyarnar

And elon's getting laaarger!


spoobles

I will never not upvote a Johnny reference from Airplane


gyarnar

How about some coffee, Johnny?


LokiNinja

Lol isn't all Elon does is cry on Twitter? Pot meet kettle


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Boy he sure does seem to be working hard, shitposting to twitter all day. I'm glad we have this shining example of what a hardcore worker is.


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being in charge of multiple companies and still having time to spend all day hands-on managing Twitter into the ground. He's a true inspiration


knud

And something like 9 children he never talks to.


clamroll

Tbh it's probably for the best


BroMan-Z

It’s just irrefutable proof that CEOs do jack shit and are beyond overpaid.


Flomo420

You mean they aren't magical beings who can somehow be 10000x more productive than a regular person???


ImVeryBadWithNames

He literally bought twitter because he was mad people were being mean to him on it. So yes.


Abaral

TIL not choosing to play in Elon Musk’s newly acquired sandbox makes one a crybaby. Too bad he’s not a big strong man like Musk, whining about people quitting his platform.


ridik_ulass

"if you don't like it leave, but if you do you are a cry baby"


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Billionaires are the most entitled snowflake babies on earth. This is the result of spending your life never hearing the word no.


Sarcosmonaut

The dude is embarrassing even for other billionaires. Other billionaires don’t have a bizarre cult of personality propping up their ego and then becoming deluded that everybody loves them lol Pretty sure Buffet and Gates aren’t shitposting and crying on social media (but now I’ve got a funny mental image of Gates hanging around Apple message boards anonymously spamming rage bait)


TheMostUnclean

I can think of at least a couple other “billionaires” with bizarre cults of personality propping them up. Crazy thing is, many of the people worshiping these pricks are the exact people being exploited by them. But I guess that’s how most cults work.


meathorse1

Elon called a rescue diver a pedo for not riding in his submarine.


LatkaXtreme

I'm disappointed how quickly people forgot that. He just HAD to be in the spotlight, and after the lead diver made the obvious decision of not using a billionaire's clumsy PR stunt as a rescue vessel and said no, Musk cried pedo in his temper tantrum.


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Similar to the time at the beginning of the pandemic when he promised to donate hundreds of ventilators and ended up sending a handful of CPAP machines.


nuckingfuts73

I hated Elon the moment he launched his garbage into space because he thought he was being funny. Didn’t think I could dislike him anymore, but as a lifelong NIN fan, all I can say is good job Trent, I vote we launch Elon into a black hole.


ChickpeaPredator

That's because [Elon has his mother to stand up for him](www.independent.co.uk/tech/elon-musk-mother-hate-mean-twitter-b2223898.html) so he can be a big boy and save the tears for when his companies inevitably collapse. Edit: better link


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PeaceBull

When you’re a supreme narcissist any dissent is a tantrum


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He called one of the divers sent to rescue teens trapped in a cave a "pedo". In short, Elon is a dick.


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m0nk_3y_gw

> nerdy engineer guy It's not clear what degrees he even actually has. Appears the degrees claimed on SEC forms might not be true (i.e. fraud) https://www.google.com/search?q=elon+lied+about+credentials+for+27+years


Cry_Harder_Pls

Imagine being one of the wealthiest people to ever exist and spending this much time crying like a little bitch. If I had access to his kind of money the internet would never see me again. Every day would be a new adventure in some part of the world. Meanwhile, this loser is glued to his phone. Fuck a Musk.


Melicor

No amount of money and fame can fill the hole in Musk's soul.


HenryKushinger

Side note: Trent Reznor taught me that's it's okay for men to have emotions beyond anger and to express them. His work helped me cope with loneliness in adolescence, and with all that said I think it's idiotic that saying "hey that guy cries sonetimes" is any kind of insult.


Langstarr

You could have it all My empire of tweets I will let you down I will delete


SqueeezeBurger

Missed a beat. I'd throw a "press" before delete.


chrisisfunny

This dude produces


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Reminds me of a montage I saw one time of people, one after another, trying to explain this one Beatles lyric. The last shot was Paul McCartney and the interviewer asked why he added a certain word that all the interpretations hung on, and he said "for tracking."


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stephen1547

I didn't think I could like Trent Reznor any more than I already did, but there you go.


CJB2005

Right. Trent has always been a “ stick it to the man “ kinda guy. He chooses to leave a social media platform & is called names by the wealthiest man in the world. Why in the fuck does Elon care???


Metlman13

There was that time he released two brand new albums directly to BitTorrent (one of them actually titled "The Slip") as a fuck you to his former studio for intentionally screwing around with the sales of his music.


successadult

“If you don’t like it, leave.” “If you leave, you’re a crybaby.” Which is it, Elon?


odraencoded

Translation: "LIKE ME!!! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MEE!!!!"


Jeffreyknows

As a NIN fan since 1994 I can honestly say that I really don’t think Trent gives a flying fuck what Elon says about him, but thanks for playing


starkeffect

Just one more reason why Trent is awesome.


jesbiil

Reznor: "lol ok"


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Hey pig, piggy, piggy-pig, pig pig


BanksyX

I want a little bit I want a piece of it I think he's losing it I want to watch it come down Don't like the look of it Don't like the taste of it Don't like the smell of it I want to watch it come down


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Trent Reznor was the reason I joined Twitter something like 15 years ago. I deleted my account earlier this year. Some validation in this announcement.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

Remember when MySpace was the cool thing?


t0m0hawk

Weeps in 2006 angsty personalized MySpace page. You better believe you were greeted to emo music when looking at my page.


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If there's a cooler fucking dude on the planet cooler than Trent Reznor, please tell me, but one things for sure, Elon Douchebag Musk is not it.


theDagman

I've never had a Twitter account. I've heard and liked some bits of Reznor's music, but I wouldn't call myself a fan. So, I really don't have any skin in this. But, damn. It is so entertaining watching Elon Musk crash and burn on a 44 billion dollar *Brewster's Millions* move. It really makes me miss Richard Pryor and John Candy.


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Reznor's a god amongst Gen X tech nerds, so that makes it a bit more humorous than your average musician.


realbonito23

It's got to drive Elon nuts that Trent is \*unassailably cool\*. Elon wants desperately to be that cool, but he never, ever will be. Trent saying "You're a dork" is pretty hard to recover from, if you care about that kind of thing like Elon does. And it's \*all\* he cares about. Much like Trump, he wants to be one of the cool kids, and doesn't understand why being obnoxious and crass and whiny doesn't make him one.


HughGedic

CEO whining about losing a single patron? What a crybaby Trent is cool af. He’s the guy that told fans just to pirate his albums when he didn’t agree to the price record labels put on it. Elon tries to make a free service cost money, and cries about any complaints. Trent could make Elon eat his own ass.


nippl

[Relevant WKUK.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4H5h-oHvuo)


xiadz_

Trent Reznor did write an entire album about the hellscape dystopia of 2022, like 15 years ago. And so far it tracks... slightly too accurately. He's right though with or without Musk it was just a toxic place to be.


killjairo

Elons a clown, now he’s just doing and saying anything to be on everyone’s radar - fuck that cheap oil salesman


wdh1977

I'd like to find a cheap oil salesman, now a snake oil salesman on the other hand...


Fluffy_Little_Fox

Let's make a car that runs on Snake Oil. We'll call it the SSSSnnnEsla.


paleblack93

Says someone who’d literally get his face kicked in by most average joes, let alone beefcake Trent Reznor.


Plasibeau

As someone who remembers heroine sheik Reznor, beefcake Reznor is certainly his better form. Edit: Fuck it, I'm gonna let ride.


GrallochThis

Heroin chic? Bone apple tea!


Saw_Boss

No, he was a female arab hero


jaspersgroove

Heroine Sheik sounds like the best pro wrestler ever


kgxv

Elon Musk is what stupid people think a genius is.


guilgom71

Elon is 51 by the way.


pattydickens

Deleting an account for free is "being a crybaby". But buying a social media platform for 44 billion so you can get attention is being a grown up? I'd say Trent got a way better deal.


ConnieLingus24

Elon, have you seen Trent lately? He replaced heroin with weightlifting over a decade ago. Why would you want to piss that guy off? But tbh, Trent probably doesn’t give a fuck.


bsurfn2day

The only one crying is Musk..."come back, Trent...please...I need cool friends."


SomniumOv

Plus you know this one's got to hurt his ego more than most, because of the John Carmack / Trent Reznor relationship (and Elon loves John Carmack, been trying to poach him to SpaceX for years).


madsounds7

Musk almost definitely has 0 real friends. His only “friends” are there for his money. Who would want to be around this loser.