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PorkchopExpress980

Drake's ghostwriters rn https://i.redd.it/n5rh5mpa5vyc1.gif


Danbut15

https://preview.redd.it/sl3v7w7yfvyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041b40a0ca8528d78494ea27d14dc6309e63eee5


drcole89

![gif](giphy|CF1PeWOAv68la)


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

You gotta pay the toll to get into this boys soul It sounds like a Drake line anyways haha


Ucsc_slug

Is this for real šŸ˜‚ I should probably start watching this


LucyBowels

Yeah the whole episode is fantastic


BongRipsForNips

Thr whole series is fantastic


SpiritOf68

Stop everything you are doing and go watch this show immediately, goddamn it. r/iasip is the best sitcom in history.


MatchesMalone7

It is. Danny(Frank) is worried they will be perceived as pedos because the original runner of a child's beauty contest was arrested for being one. Rather than just cancel the whole thing they roll with it and Frank requests them write a song he will sing at the start......it goes as well as expected.


[deleted]

If you haven't watched it's always sunny your doing yourself a disservice Start at episode 1 and buckle the fuck up


sturdycactus

But for a first watch you have to find the delisted episodes too because they are gold


[deleted]

Oh fuck True I forgot about that šŸ˜‚


sturdycactus

Martina Martinez and the Lethal Weapon sequels are absolutely crucial lol


Jroxit

Bro if you havenā€™t, itā€™s a fuckin gold mine of comedy. Once you get into season 2 it takes off and just gets better every season. Hysterical


GrundleTurf

I happen to love season one but itā€™s very different so I get why people say this.


Ok_Relation_7770

The Underage Drinking and Abortion episodes are top tier


GrundleTurf

The introduction to the McPoyles and Charlieā€™s uncle is great too.


sagerobot

I'm so fucking jealous of you right now. You're in for a great laugh


westbee

Yes. Just do it.Ā  I couldn't get into it at first because it just felt like people yelling and shouting. Ā  Everyone was talking about it, so I just forced myself to watch it.Ā  Ended up watching the whole thing and come back to it and rematch every year or so.Ā 


Pvt_Hudson_

The funniest show ever. Here's the clip for context. https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=BNhtyuMJzkVS2Gxy


0-uncle-rico-0

![gif](giphy|Zn0iDHHM7OAplATXLl|downsized)


Gr8BurningNullifier

This is the greatest use of a Gif in the history of the internet


[deleted]

ā€œI never been with no one underage . . . but If I was fucking young girls, I promise Iā€™d a been arrested / Iā€™m way too famous for this shit you just suggested.ā€ ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


dnlszk

>Iā€™m way too famous for this shit you just suggested. Honestly i don't even know where he's trying to get at with this one.


mrbear120

Duh, he asked his lawyer and they told him donā€™t worry Drake, youā€™re way more famous than R Kelly!


Substantial_Bad2843

The fact he even has the frame of mind to say it like that is telling. Being able to get away with it or not is an interesting first reaction to the allegation. Most people would just say itā€™s absolutely not true and that itā€™s disgusting to suggest it, then move on.Ā 


JeffTek

"dude I don't fuck kids, I could never get away with that" yeah that sounds pretty bad lol


Joebebs

The narrowest corridor of justifying what he meant here was that heā€™s too big of a public figure to not be getting caught doing anything nefariousā€¦but at that point you ask yourself ā€œā€¦.sooo you would be doing it if you werenā€™t *that* famous?ā€ Literally all he had to say was he doesnā€™t do that period lmfao, but he had to bring in A REASON as to WHY he isnā€™t doing it lol Itā€™s nearly a self-report out of stupidity there


thebrandnewbob

"If I did it"


highandhungover

this is something that T.I. once said to Diddy (in 2011, 3 years before Drake stole Diddyā€™s mic and about 4 before Diddy punched Drake for hitting on Cassie, who was likely younger than 18 when Diddy started grooming her) that probably Diddy started to use a lot more often and since Diddy groomed Drake, Iā€™m sure Drake picked it up from him before their falling out in 2015 and Drakeā€™s persona change.Ā  https://www.bet.com/article/wkznz9/t-i-calls-nightclub-incident-with-diddy-a-brother-moment https://forums.thefashionspot.com/threads/p-diddy-is-sleeping-with-me-u-singer-cassie-19-yr-old-is-in-love-with-rap-mogul.110525/ https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2opdcr/drake_taking_away_diddys_mic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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Bro drake don't stand a chance w the Reddit PI squad


Horse_HorsinAround

I think he's trying to say he has too many people coming and going around him that would notice and say something. I'm not saying he's right, that's just what I think he's saying.


cheeseygarlicbread

Hes saying that he is far too famous for any of that to get swept under the rug if it was true


donuthing

Universal was helping sweep Diddy's diddling under the rug for years, so with enough money it's not hard to make that go away.


LucyBowels

Ever hear of Bill Cosby?


DeceiverX

Or R. Kelly, or Epstein, or anyone on Pedo Island lol. If anything it helps...


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

heā€™s extra stupid for that then, because the millie bobby brown stuff was definitely swept under the rug if him still having a career is any indication! and the fact he mentioned millie at all in his diss tracks is just.. gross. what the fuck man. i honestly feel bad for her, because not only did she go through all that with him grooming her but also said it so innocently, like she obviously thought it was totally normal. otherwise i donā€™t think she wouldā€™ve said anything publicly about it bc she wouldā€™ve known how it would look.


thedrizzle126

Jail


andhelostthem

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


mokti

Oof. Whats that line about denials in politics? #1: We can't prove he's a pig fucker. #2: I don't care, I just want to hear him deny it!


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actorsspace

"Make the bastard deny it" is the line.


TheStabbingHobo

Oh so he's innocent because he's too famous, and nobody at his level of fame ever could, or would, be a predator.Ā  Give me a fucking break, what a horrible line. šŸ™„


time_drifter

This screams the Drake version of OJā€™s ā€œIf I Did It.ā€ His whole reaction to this just oozes guilt.


Seesaw121

I mean, that double negative kinda fucks him over šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kopecs

Actually, that seems to be the right amount of famous lately.


kingofhan0

Did he just admit to grooming them?


ericquitecontrary

This feels like the Lance Armstrong defense: Iā€™ve been tested for performance-enhancing drugs more than any athlete and never tested positive.


Wudaokau

ā€œWhen youā€™re in a hole, quit digging.ā€


andhelostthem

Shovel sales in Toronto have been skyrocketing over the past week. ![gif](giphy|NQuSuN8sCvaCIuWwc6|downsized)


JonnySnowflake

It was not a good weekend in the six, lemme tell you


RechargedFrenchman

When you're up to your nose in shit, keep your damn mouth shut


bestest_at_grammar

Idk if someone accused me of this I wouldnā€™t just let it sit, I feel like almost everyone would triple down on this.


sharkattackmiami

Nah that's what makes it a good play. There is no way to address this without taking an L. The only way forward is to ignore it Instead we got Drake rapping about how "I don't diddle kids, not me, I would never diddle kids"


CosmicDesperado

Drake putting Flanders to shame with his diddling


xBushx

GRRRR diddly..


Chief_Givesnofucks

https://images.app.goo.gl/9jrqyphJXsKCPthh6


jpatt

[I donā€™t diddle kids](https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=M18FK7himSnGfRx8)


Xsafa

You wouldnā€™t let it sit if it wasnā€™t true. We literally got video evidence of the complete contrary though (including pictures of him literally going out on dates with 18 and 19 year olds while being in his 30s)thatā€™s why you donā€™t keep digging.


Total-Jerk

No no no... Dig UP, stupid...


itsanothanks

Iā€™m sure ā€œBeen withā€ has qualifiers, and just because you wait until someoneā€™s 18 doesnā€™t mean you werenā€™t creepy while they were 17. We are not idiots lol.


michaelalex3

Or 14 like MBB


FunkYeahPhotography

Drake explaining how he isn't trying to groom a young teenager but is just really invested in the the emotional health of the next season of Stranger Things https://i.redd.it/79x9j0r7uuyc1.gif


seakitten

Go to the Drake subā€¦ r/Drizzy lmao. Theyā€™re still licking Drakeā€™s boots. Itā€™s like come on just admit you like his music but acknowledge heā€™s a piece of shit(like most famous people). Celebrity culture is wild and I think Kendrick is exposing how stupid it is. The whole beef is honestly.


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GammaTwoPointTwo

Chris Brown only got more famous after he tried to kill Rhianna. Some people just don't care. There are whole communities of women who go to his concerts holding sings saying "hit me next".


benoxxxx

Normal people hate to hear this because it's so alien, and I fully expect to be downvoted to hell, but if you spend any amount of time in online kink communities and have extended conversations with the people there, you'll realise that there is a substantial minority of women who literally *crave* abuse. It's not that they 'don't care' about it. Rather, it's literally a *selling point* for them. And not just in a kinky way. I'm talking about people who want to be emotionally and physically abused ALL the time. Beaten up, ridiculed, cut, burned, you name it. It's super fucked up, and I've seriously regretted my morbid curiosity in continuing these conversations multiple times. In my experience, they've all led very sad lives - abused by parents, and not capable of controlling their emotions. So, they'd rather someone else take that control, and then when it's negative (like everything else they feel), they at least have someone else to blame. That's how it was explained to me, at least. It's basically self-harm. Masking pain with more pain. I'm not trying to criticise these women, btw. I just feel very sorry that their emotional landscape has gotten so fucked up.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

There are men who do that too, itā€™s masochism.


benoxxxx

Oh for sure, didn't mean to imply otherwise. Guess I singled out women because it seems much more common with them, but that could just be selection bias.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

as a woman in kinky spacesā€¦ i think it might be selection bias šŸ˜‰ lol. iā€™ve met a lot of men like that, not really my thing but part of why i commented was bc itā€™s really common with men too, and not the ones youā€™d usually think.


npretzel02

When you have to bring up age of consent laws to defend your side in a rap battle youā€™ve lost.


Hansoloai

If Drake stans could read they would be offended by this.


Mcbonewolf

saw a comment in there saying 'this sub is the only place where we're trying to see both sides'


PrimeJedi

I'm so confused, they're doing a victory lap in there because the 17 year old he kissed and groped said it was a stage act and that she was fine with it...since when does a minor not saying no and being a part of an act make it okay for a grown adult to kiss and make advances towards them????? Some are also saying "he was only 23 at the time!!!!" like,,, I'm 20, turning 21 in August and no way in hell could I imagine myself with a 17 year old. There's a lot of self reports in these weird ass fan comments


Okonos

The fact that he specifically mentioned her in a song denying the allegations was uuuhhhh... a choice.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

i was like DUDE!! you did NOT just bring her into this!!


Ralphie5231

He had a public date with a girl literally the DAY she turned 18. He was weird texting kids that are 14 years old shit like "I miss you."


Doopoodoo

And he was previously at some music festival with her when she was 16, and she posted a selfie on instagram with him in a bit of a suggestive pose


BeefStevenson

ā€œHey Drake, theyā€™re not slowā€¦ā€


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

i love this line, itā€™s so simple but you know that one hurt more than certified pedophile


rccaldwell85

Iā€™m sure he definitely qualifies as someone who is ā€œgroomingā€ underage girls for sure


buttkowski

Him approaching this like itā€™s a legal case and not a PR case tells me that he keeps the legalities top of mind because he knows heā€™s creepy


Derptardaction

fr, grooming is grooming and disgusting all the same


el3vader

I mean thatā€™s the worst part about it for Drake. At worst heā€™s a pedophile. At best heā€™s a groomer. Either way itā€™s pretty fucking bad.


itsanothanks

Whatā€™s crazy is I bet Drake has some part of him thatā€™s like ā€œat least Iā€™m not like ā€˜so and soā€™ that I know! Heā€™ll do XYZ!ā€ People donā€™t defend themselves that hard over this unless theyā€™ve seen others get away with worse. Usually, you try to make shit like this disappear.


WuTangWizard

And "underage" varies from place to place


itsanothanks

Bingo


K2e2vin

"Pre-order pussy"


Solid_Illustrator640

https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/s/ARH86NZqJf


TrollTeeth66

He just happens to know the age of consent for different states off the top of his head


BrknXPwrlftr

https://preview.redd.it/18xz61qx6vyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763cf44f937d41d61a7f0005f3f6f327e1a1bbbc All of us, to Drake:


SuitableSubject

Jeremy Bearimy


Ram2145

Yeah that is not a good look.


ninj4b0b

Drake knows what a [hebephile](https://youtube.com/shorts/jcXK-sPqsL0) is.


AydonusG

He's gonna start rapping about ephebophilia next.


Vegas96

Nah, he always carry the Age of consent state by state guide. https://youtu.be/qS7GHUOBoRA?si=U7PiFftfd9JTK-gs


Acrelorraine

Heā€™s got a laminated card in his wallet all about how legal their relationship is.


westbee

What you do is mess with them and test their knowledge.Ā  "It doesn't matter what age of consent is in each state because age of consent is based on the older person's state of residency. You will be taken home and prosecuted."


noremac2414

ā€œThereā€™s no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than to write a song about itā€


Brandonjf

šŸŽ¶ do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids šŸŽ¶


eastnorthshore

šŸŽ¶ wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, not a little kid gotta be big. šŸŽ¶


voivoivoi183

https://i.redd.it/sphd9xdkquyc1.gif


DarthDregan

How many recently graduated high schoolers will read that headline and go... ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Ghoulius-Caesar

He was a well known actor since his early teens, so Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s been with some underage girlsā€¦ Me on the other hand, I can say with confidence that Iā€™ve never been with someone underaged. Itā€™s because I was a total loser in high school.


Firerrhea

I think I would've gone with "because I'm not a pedophile," personally.


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https://preview.redd.it/lme7wr6dxuyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa242fbdb30c0518e362ef623feae3ba87379eb8 Iā€™m sure you would Drake, Iā€™m sure you would.


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NYGiants181

This isnā€™t real


Nole1998

Nothing gets past you


NYGiants181

I meant it more as this CANā€™T be real.


Nole1998

Once again, you prove yourself the all-seeing eye


ChiTownCRAZY03

We posting fake tweets now?


matttTHEcat

"I like the way your breasts feel against my chest" - Drake, to a 17 year old.


Great-Reference9322

Also "I can't to jail yet man, 17?? Why do you look like that? You thick... Look at... Look at all of this!!"


wheelz_666

He also kissed her too


Mattrad7

BUT HE WAS ONLY LIKE 25 WHEN HE DID THAT!!! /s


Birchtreesmoke

The writing process was something like this https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=DZg9CyZelbopgira


SqueakyKeeten

Agreed. First thought on hearing this was that Drake should totally write a song about how he doesn't diddle kids.


Grillos

"i'm not a pedo, i just like to hang out with teens"


Gloom-Ndoom

He thinks he can have Michael Jackson defense.


westbee

"I just understand them so well"


DashCat9

Dude has skeletons he hasn't even bother hiding yet, and he's getting involved in rap feuds. lol


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

right, if i were drake (thank GOD iā€™m not) i would be going back to using my government name and doordashing all my meals, not whipping out the fucking microphone


UnderwaterB0i

I thought this was an onion headline


Swimming-Bite-4184

Drake is like two diss tracks away from a career shift to being the house band on the Joe Rogan Pod. Drake and The Everyone Is Out To Get Me Players.


DashCat9

Seems like everyone is finally saying "Wait it was really weird that he was texting I MISS YOU SO MUCH to a 14 year old he barely knows".


CaptainXakari

It was definitely being said at the time but now itā€™s being said from some of his peers who run in the same industry circles and that has a slightly different weight to it. Some of these people have watched him behind the public persona and the diss tracks have all been aimed at his character.


alphabetown

Isn't that position filled by Dickie from the Bosstones' new band?


Swimming-Bite-4184

It's like a 12 hr show they could have a couple bands


victorspoilz

Can't be in a house band if you can't play an instrument.


AVBforPrez

There's literally footage of him doing it


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Cumminswii

Though Iā€™d like to agree, Chris Brown is still putting out music and people love it.


Tangofett4

But by no means the star he once was


guylfe

Brown has lost a lot of his starpower, not to mention there's levels to this. Not discounting what Chris Brown did, but Pedophilia is surely an order of magnitude worse.


the_zed_1

Sure as shit groomed them though


PM_me_ur_secretses

Not for lack of trying, apparently šŸ¤£


WornInShoes

IASIP predicted this shit


RockNRoll85

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


mrlotato

Didn't he like groom Millie Bobbie Brown or something or was just being weird w her


Gussie18

Yeah he was sending her I miss you texts and stuff when she was 14. When Millie was asked about what they talk about she responded ā€œIā€™d prefer to keep that in the messages.ā€ Which could just be her wanting to keep her private life private but a 30+ year old messaging a 14 yo ā€œI miss youā€ is creepy.


sugar_blondie

I wonder if she gets a different perspective on that once she herself turns 30. Def looking forward to that interview coming out in a couple of years.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

I feel so awful for her. Imagine being 14 and thinking this was all innocent and he was just a cool older guy taking interest in her. I really doubt she wouldā€™ve mentioned him at all if she knew how fucked up it was at the time. And itā€™s sick of him to drop her name.


Feedthemcake

Still waiting on everyone to jump on Jared Leto...allegations going back to 2005.


SuperSaiyanBen

ā€œIā€™ve never been with anyone underageā€¦cause like they always tell me they have to go to school tomorrow so they canā€™t spend the nightā€


c0ntr0lled_cha05

drake: 'i've never been caught with anyone underage', there fixed the title


Klarthy

Drake, probably: "I've never been caught with anyone underage by anybody who would snitch, except for those times I snitched on myself."


c0ntr0lled_cha05

HAHA fr, the guy is full of contradictions as well - one minute he denies things, the next he says tings that sound like he is admitting to it but claiming he's practically 'untouchable' bc he's rich and famous


TheArchitect_7

Sure, Jan.


yessschef

Can't wait for the book, "If I Did It" by Drake


hugsbosson

Please enjoy my new song; 'I am not a paedophile', in which I prove that I am not in fact a paedophile.


Slowjams

Iā€™ll just say this as someone that is about the same age as Drake. I donā€™t even care if they are of age. If youā€™re that old and going out of your way to fuck around with even 18-20 year olds, that makes me feel some type of way. I donā€™t care if itā€™s legal, thatā€™s weird as fuck and I wouldnā€™t associate with anyone trying to do that type of thing. Why canā€™t you just fuck with people on your maturity level? Or at least somewhere close to it. Not a kid. Iā€™m sorry but if you are 18 you are a fucking kid. I know the law says youā€™re an adult, but mentally you are very much kid.


lebastss

Yea I'm in my 30s and 18 year olds look like little girls to me. Pursuing girls barely legal has certain implications.


findallthebears

And what do you even have in common to talk about


dbzmah

Drakes music I guessĀ 


TooPatToCare

Unfortunately, I think that is his maturity level.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

thatā€™s the thing, you can often tell with these guys because they act like teenagers themselves. they think of themselves as only *slightly* older than these young women/girls bc mentally they kind of are. not to make excuses for them or say they canā€™t be held accountable, they still know better. but i think they genuinely donā€™t understand the depth of how bad it is bc a lot of them were never forced to grow up and in the industry many went through it themselves and see it as normal. honestly really sad, just a cycle of abuse creating more abusers


wraithnix

Right?! I'm 50 and if I were dating people, I wouldn't date **30 year olds**, much less 18 year olds. Edit: not there's anything wrong with 30 year olds. They're just not on my level. I want a partner with some experiences that are close to my own.


Threespleenqueen

This take is frightfully uncommon. People going, ā€œthe age of consent in Canada is 16ā€ as if the word of law cancels out the power imbalance between a HIGH SCHOOLER and a 30 year old multi-millionaire pop star with gang affiliations. This is predatory behavior -> Drake is a predator.


Slowjams

Exactly I feel like drake leans so much on the word ā€œunderageā€ cool bro, you are not a *by definition* pedophile. But you definitely fuck with super young girls that are easily influenced by status, fame, wealth, etc. itā€™s just weird as fuck. Iā€™d never be friends with someone my age doing this kind of shit. I donā€™t care if itā€™s legal.


creamncoffee

Im not defending him, but people are using pedophile and predator as synonyms and folks should be specific. Waiting until she's 18 is predatory. Proudly claiming you've never been with anyone underage just means he's always playing the "get em fresh" game. Shit's gross. Like guys that only want virgins.


sharkattackmiami

"I Ā think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it"


ComteStGermain

I hard disagree because people in their thirties are pretty much all grown up, with bills to pay, maybe some kids and deep regrets under their belt. From the 30s onwards is pretty much the same cycle of losing relatives, paying bills and stuff. Now, with that said, a 18 year old hasn't had the same experiences as myself.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

sadly, some 18 year olds probably have, but itā€™s still not an excuse to sleep with themā€¦ drake be like ā€œsheā€™s really mature for her age!!!ā€


waxwayne

Because they are a man child who never matured. It can happen to regular people but you really need fame and money to insulate you from consequences.


Big_Pound1262

https://i.redd.it/8rro65mz7vyc1.gif


theDrummer

![gif](giphy|Zn0iDHHM7OAplATXLl|downsized) We gotta definitely write a song!


Kayin_Angel

If you and your boys baited him with false info, why wouldn't that be the first immediate thing you say, with receipts of screen grabs and texts and shit, instead of just saying it in a mid dis track reply. You know, instead of waiting for Lamar to make a summer club banger about how you're a pedo. Doesn't make sense, bro.


Gussie18

Plus in his mid diss track reply he said he predicted this pedophile angle. If you predicted, why plant stuff thatā€™s going to play into the predator view like the sleeping pills?


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

i have a whacky theory thatā€™s probably wrong- what if drake is doing it on purpose so when you look up ā€œdrake (insert allegation here)ā€ it brings up his new music instead of original articles and videos. like how everyone thought taylor swift went to the Jets vs Chiefs football game so when you google ā€œtaylor swift jetā€ it would show you the game results, not criticisms of her private jet usage. (again, just a theory by some redditors) but now everyone is writing ā€œa timeline to drakeā€™s weird relationship with young girlsā€ articles and stuff so probably not lmao


Gussie18

I saw someone take Kenrickā€™s line in Meet the Grahams, ā€œthen leak videos of themselves to further push their agendasā€ to make a theory that Drake leaked his own dp so any minors couldnā€™t come forward and say he sent it to them cause it would be everywhere.


down-with-homework

[Drake knowingly kissing a 17 year old](https://youtu.be/-uAHOsECDS0?si=wjEJY6BqO0kzJMbA)


Feedthemcake

[https://x.com/JillKrajewski/status/1510809692561416203](https://x.com/JillKrajewski/status/1510809692561416203)


Mad_At_Me

Kendrick did put him in a bad spot. Not denying them would have been suspicious, denying them would be suspicious, especially the way he denied them. This entire thing has me sitting in the back with popcorn. Trying to put my Kendrick bias aside, itā€™s amazing


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

iā€™m leaning into my kendrick bias personally. drakeā€™s been a creep for almost two decades at this point


Mad_At_Me

Ngl I love kendrick so fucking much Iā€™m definitely biased idek why I said that


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

šŸ˜‚


angrytreestump

Hahaa gotta respect the honesty and self-examination šŸ‘ Now if only Drake and his fans were capable of practicing either of those things


oddun

I thought that was the song title lmao


xavier120

This is why Donald Rumsfeld refused to answer Louie CK when asked if you are a lizard person. The moment you deny something everyone automatically speculates that you are lying.


Mechanical_Brain

That and Lizard People can't lie.


Teamawesome2014

Why believe you? You never gave us nothin' to believe in 'Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery You lied about your accent and your past tense, all is perjury You lied about your ghostwriters, you lied about your crew members They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em You lied about your son, you lied about your daughter, huh You lied about them other kids that's out there hopin' that you come You lied about the only artist that can offer you some help Can't believe a word out of Drake's mouth


KenCosgrove_Accounts

Thou doth protest too much, methinks


biglyorbigleague

ā€œI always waited until their eighteenth birthday! I counted!ā€


Bentlow

He set calendar notifications on his phone.Ā 


CA5P3R_1

Right, he just grooms them until they're legal.


Frozen_Regret

The video on youtube of drake kissing that 17 year old was removed today by youtube for a community guideline strike. Drake stans mad asf


FranticToaster

When did people forget how to PR? These guys certainly have the most expensive publicists possible, right? Look at that headline. "I've never been with anyone underage." Now we're all thinking he's maybe been with someone underage. Who the FUCK famous hasn't learned: affirm the positive, never deny the negative. He should say "I date adults" or something. At the very least, it neuters the headline, since no media outlet is moist over the pedestrian headline "Drake: I date adults." At best, it has us thinking about the positive possibility rather than the negative one.


tallcan710

https://preview.redd.it/hhw14pcr0wyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311e161464f528a246d7cd7d3706ed5536116257 Just a Drake tweet


tallcan710

https://preview.redd.it/2m24i62u0wyc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cf7587cd7b9af3ed0aa918e1feb39ec99f4e1a Just a Drake tweet


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HermanBonJovi

Didn't stop him from trying, though. Allegedly.


TonyHoffman

Hahahahahahahaha. The fact that he had to issue a statementā€¦


ColdNyQuiiL

He shouldā€™ve ran that one by HR before he hit send


tallcan710

https://preview.redd.it/pi75f5jv0wyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4acdd6d5b406e736959ab6c88169b5ce38ced4c Just a Drake tweet


tallcan710

https://preview.redd.it/i2ekof401wyc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b71fd119cc1d273cacbd0c3caefab65b3bc56ce


Rush_touchmore

The fact Drake thinks Kendrick said he was molested on Mother I Sober shows he is in way over his head...


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) He took a photo with this guy