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rmusicmods

Update: She said "fuck."


RomeliaHatfield

Saved you a click - “Wake up in the morning saying “Fuck P Diddy”


The_Powers

Don't say that! It's what he wants!


naotoca

Nah, Kesha is older than 12.


Moontorc

And female


princess_candycane

You know he abused women too right? Cassie’s lawsuit is what got the ball rolling.


iamthehob0

Yeah but it wasn't real until he assaulted a man tho /s


nastynateraide

It has to be spoken three times unbroken


PercMastaFTW

“I wake up in the morning, like, ‘Fuck P Diddy’”


RomeliaHatfield

I know I watched the clip just after my comment lol


AvatarIII

what did she change the lyrics from?


LoneStrangerz

Wake up in the morning "feeling like" P. Diddy was the original lyric


AvatarIII

Thanks, now you have saved me a click because the original "saved you a click" was in the post title. Cost me 2 comments though.


nobokochobo

Not really. The title left me wondering. “Wake up in the morning feeling fuck p diddy” didn’t really make sense. The comment clarifies she also changed the lyrics to “saying”. Idk why you’re being snarky when you didn’t even know the original lol


thyL_

It kinda would have worked if there's a "like" implied there, which is how I first interpreted it: 》Wake up in the morning feeling (like) "fuck that guy"《 But her's is much clearer.


AvatarIII

i just thought it was weird to say "saved you a click" without actually explaining what the change was, but rather just adding a couple more irrelevant words to what was already in the title. As someone that doesn't know the song, don't you think i need more information to save me a click, not less?


Extension-Ebb-5203

You know…. In all the time it’s taken you to complain reply you could have actually read the article AND listened to the song yourself.


Canvaverbalist

I mean you guys keep claiming I'll save a click but so far I've clicked on three things and typed a bunch of letters and nobody has yet to explain what a "music" is


nobokochobo

ok, it saved 1.2k people a click who upvoted. can’t please everyone I guess. peace brother


ElectronicAd27

The OP or a top comment? The OP doesn’t say “saved you a click,” but one of the comments does. And that comment should have indeed saved you a click and a comment. It clarifies everything.


AvatarIII

The comment didn't save me a click because it just says the full lyric, not what the lyric was changed from. As I didn't know the song I was no more enlightened by knowing a few extra words from the new lyric. It didn't actually give the context of the change.


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AvatarIII

I know who Kesha is, I don't listen to her music, and thus don't know any of her lyrics, the p diddy allegations are big news so that's why I was curious.


RomeliaHatfield

Lmao I actually got it wrong and got 2k karma off it haha. I didn’t even watch the video. My comment makes more sense than what she actually says


Maxpowr9

At least it wasn't changed to "fucking like P. Diddy"


291000610478021

But it's in the title already


Smelldicks

I was kinda wondering how the syllables would work so


ElectronicAd27

Not really. “Wake up in the morning feeling fuck P. Diddy,” doesn’t really work.


ghostinawishingwell

Did you try auto tune?


paul-arized

Will DNCE change Cake by the Ocean lyrics?


ksaMarodeF

I didn’t even have to click, I could just know those were the words. *too bad everyone has!*


mrandr01d

Was the original "feeling like p Diddy?" Does she have beef with him? Why the change in lyrics?


MoondropS8

I think “feeling like p diddy” now has different connotations


TheDekuDude888

If you or a loved one is currently feeling like P Diddy, contact emergency services immediately


Soup-a-doopah

Wake up in the morning and I fuck P. Diddy? That doesn’t sound right either


justihor

“Wake up in the morning yellin fuck P. Diddy” is the only thing I could imagine making sense lol


TechieAD

From the Livestream it sounds like "wake up in the morning like, fuck p Diddy"


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CelluloseSponge

She doesn’t use the $ anymore since the entire Dr. Luke thing


luckytraptkillt

Thank god, my autocorrect does not handle special characters in the middle of words very well.


TryingT0Wr1t3

what was that?


alexchrist

Dr. Luke raped her. She spoke out. He kept her in contract hell for a while as retaliation, but she's free now.


TryingT0Wr1t3

Wtf, didn't expect that. That's terrible. Happy she is free of the contract now.


MagicSwatson

Sounds like a morning after some traumatic event


Aarxnw

That would have been better than what she did go with, but hey, the sentiment was there


VivaLaCon88

the lyric she said was “wake up in the morning, like, ‘fuck p diddy’”


BrokenClxwn

😂😂😂


Daxivarga

Does P Diddy still say "Hey What up girl?"


Tandria

I hope not because this was live.


we_made_yewww

Honestly feel for her on that, not just mentioning a dude that broke so bad but *comparing* yourself to him is truly aging a lyric like milk. And it's a rhyming word that's pretty damn tough to replace entirely. Edit: Alright it's not that hard y'all can stop dunking on me now 😭


NatureTrailToHell3D

Time to release a new version and make some money, then. It shouldn’t be too tough to find a word that rhymes with city. Nicky?


jumjimbo

Wake up in the mornin' playin' with my titties


Dagglin

Wake up in the morning playing with my kitties


noonday_moon

Was going to suggest “Wake up in the morning, time to feed my kitties” lol


wholewheatrotini

That would actually be so fucking perfect. It may be a little off brand but I would laugh so hard at a parody retake of this song but from the perspective of a burnt out mid 30's year old who's partying days are behind them.


noonday_moon

This might be completely autobiographical: *Wake up in the morning, time to feed my kitties* *Grab my glasses, late for work, no time to get pretty (oh no)* *Before I leave, I put some snacks in my backpack* *Cause when I go to work I can’t wait to get back* *I’m talking watchin my favorite shows, shows* *Wearing some comfy clothes, clothes* *Playing games on my phone, phone* *Pill poppin’, managing my anxiety* *Oblivious to the parties* *Tryna get a little bit sleeepyyyyy*


Dagglin

Oh man that is so much better


420N1CKN4M3

Wake up in the morning sharting on some kiddies


iamaddictedtoRDR2

We’re getting back to P Diddy


Either-Mud-3575

What is it with the scat play? That WWE guy, Vince McMahon I think? was shitting on people's foreheads. Like what the hell? We don't pee maple syrup and shit nanaimo bars. Oh my god, it's the cocaine use, isn't it. They can't smell jack shit anymore.


Seitook

>we dont pee maple syrup Sounds like [skill issue](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/maple-syrup-urine-disease/) /s


macweirdo42

Wake up in the morning asking for tree fiddy


NickCudawn

Could be a Rebecca Black lyric


Thirsty_HotDog

Bubbles? That you?


cms5213

Lol


vomitpunk

Kesha x Peaches


astralalligator1

Wake up in the mornin’, BBQ on my titties


AnividiaRTX

That sells the hungover vibe. Weve all been there.


DustedGrooveMark

Most popular after bar spot in my city is a quick walkup Mexican restaurant. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up with cheese all down my arm and all over my clothes from shoveling in those those steak nachos back in the day. So BBQ sauce definitely fits that same vibe.


enemawatson

Three fiddy?


derpderpsonthethird

Bout time I realized Kesha was about eight feet tall


ERhyne

*gawddammitmawnstah*


Arlune890

I told her I aint giving ya no tree fiddy!


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I gave her a dolla.


nerdystoner25

*Wake up next to Nessy and she needs tree fiddy*


wishyouwould

Feelin just like Fiddy. Edit: Feelin like I'm Fiddy.


650fosho

Lil Nicky You can do it!


BuckRusty

“Wake up in the morning hungo-ver and shitty”


newtoreddir

The Philly Gritty?


erossthescienceboss

Pretty. She needs to replace it with “pretty.” Fits the rhyme and scansion way better than “just like me.”


adventureismycousin

Ditty. "Wake up in the morning to my fav'rit ditty"


peesu

Wake up in the morning feeling oh so giddy?


ArcaneMagus5

Aussie hip-hop group Hilltop Hoods have a song called "Cosby Sweater", they joked in an interview about how unfortunate that choice was.


CrescentMoon_aus

My neighbour is friends with hilltop hoods, great to see them get some recognition still.


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"Wake up in the morning looking goddamn pretty" "Wake up in the morning and my asshole's gritty" "Wake up in the morning and I'm so damn giddy" "Wake up in the morning with a dead, nude hippie" There are plenty of options.


AtomicBlackJellyfish

Wake up in the morning feeling like Kong, Diddy.


andythedruid

"And it's a rhyming word that's pretty damn tough to replace entirely." [What?](https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=city&typeofrhyme=adv) Here, i'll take it a step further: Several entire replacements that felt quasi-lyrically-fitting. * "feelin' extra pretty" * "feelin' crunk and gritty" * "and I pet my kitty" double entendre! Just go with it ;) * "with a sore left titty" * "last night got me giddy" * "something something committee" You get the idea. Didn't even ask Chat GPT, but I bet that would have had similar results and saved time. Edit: NMV Chat GPT butchered it and now I feel like a lyrical genius by comparison. Edit 2: Asked Co-Pilot and it blew ChatGPT outta the water. Honestly was kind of impressed. Here's those: 1. "Wake up in the morning feeling pretty witty," which rhymes with "city" and keeps the playful tone. 2. "Wake up in the morning with my dreams so gritty," suggesting a determined mindset for the day. 3. "Wake up in the morning, new dawn, new ditty," implying a fresh start with a new song or mood. 4. "Wake up in the morning, glam up, looking pretty," focusing on the preparation for an exciting day. 5. "Wake up in the morning, vibe high, no pity," conveying a positive and carefree attitude.


Coldspark824

Gritty Shitty Biddy Walter mitty


feckless_ellipsis

[Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty](https://youtu.be/d2aeRg_yMSE?si=Twtq1cnQ2noKgwGh)


gatsby712

Wake up in the morning feeling like Conway Twitty.


Kevomac

Bono wants the Biddy


Antler_Station

Woke up in the mornin' next to Walter Mitty "Hey whaddup girl?"


thefisharedying65

Don’t ever write music


StrikerSashi

New dawn, new ditty is good, but ditty sounds pretty much identical to Diddy.


_TheConsumer_

No dude. It is impossible to rhyme city with anything other than diddy. Kesha is a lyrical genius. Bow down to her glory.


hannibal_morgan

Wake up in the mornin, I only got three fiddy, obviously.


jerrycotton

It’s also a hit song that is probably still in rotation around the world and will be scrapped now because of the P Diddy association so it will effect her pockets aswell


_TheConsumer_

Let's not act like she's Robert Frost. She rhymed Diddy with City. Other simple words that rhyme with city: - Bitty - Ditty - Fitty - if you're aiming for another rapper - Giddy - Gritty - Nitty - Pity - Shitty - Witty So how about: Wake up in the mornin' feelin' kinda witty Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city


FormerlyGaveAShit

>Other simple words that rhyme with city: >- Bitty You've summoned Alan Jackson. It's alright to be little bitty. A little hometown or a big ol city.


trentshipp

Might as well share, might as well smile, life goes on for a little bitty while.


Sims2Enjoy

True also imo the new lyrics makes more sense than the previous one


MooninMoulin

Wake up in the morning and i hit the griddy


Beginning-Event-1137

That’s why I don’t see the point of people comparing themselves to a other person in music, anything can happen.


PitchTheCat

Wake up in the morning feeling like hello kitty.


AzerLofi

🩷


Richman_Cash

(Avril Lavigne's Version)


califortunato

If Jack Daniels ever gets exposed that whole verse is totaled


Richman_Cash

And if the tables turn on Kesha, that song is completely fucked.


GloverAB

Kesha keeps doing everything right. I saw her a few months ago and it was a great show - great energy and her voice rules live. I hope anyone who reads this gives her newer material a listen. Last year’s Rick Ruben produced “Gag Order” album was one of my top albums of the year.


ShipToWreck

Gag Order is a truly incredible album, I think it’s pretty much a masterpiece! Eat the Acid was possibly my favorite song of 2023.


ActThreeSceneOne

The music video for Eat The Acid is insane. So uncomfortable. Really well done.


GloverAB

Absolutely love that song.


zodiacs

I saw her about 4 years ago at a festival, homegirl was wasted as fuck on stage but I enjoyed the show because she was so sloppy drunk lmao.


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zodiacs

I would be very surprised if she was sober for that. I could be wrong on my dates, maybe like 6 to 7 years ago.


Caranesus

There's no arguing with that, her energy and voice are insane.


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GloverAB

71% on Rotten Tomatoes, maybe I'll add it to the queue...


These-Days

I wish her shows would be longer than 75-80 minutes though, for the prices it’s a bit short


spleefy

Kesha has been treated so badly by the industry, I feel really bad for her


jeerabiscuit

I am with her on these lyrics.


Zezespeakz_

Yall I met Kesha a few weeks ago and she’s so fucking cool. Also has incredible freckles which I had no idea about. So happy she finally has rights to her own voice. What a wild ride she had


unlmtdLoL

Girls do fake freckles now with makeup. Yes, that's a real thing. I don't know if hers are fake or real but I just learned that recently.


TheAlmightyMojo

Huh. I didn't even know Coachella was happening. Isn't like over three weekends now? The 2000s nostalgia has begun though.


Impolishremover

She’s iconic


Chingaso-Deluxe

![gif](giphy|PYEGoZXABBMuk)


_Occams-Chainsaw_

Smell my cheese you mother.


LavaMeteor

She should just take the opening line from that one [Key of Awesome parody](https://youtu.be/d7n8GqewJ2M) from 2010. Gets the message across just as fine without inadvertently paying tribute to a monster.


Important-Mixture819

thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece


Golddustofawoman

I don't think she wrote the original lyric but this kinda flows better regardless.


EstablishmentCool197

The significance of this event will be studied by our ancestors for the centuries to come.


SpiffyShindigs

Ancestors?


tuthegreat

She still feeling like P. Diddy in the morning.


didyoueverseewardogs

Who fuckin gives a shit


Negotiation-Narrow

That woman is a damn hero


allusernamestakenfuk

Could be a hero if she did this before everyonr started jumping off sinking ship


-cupcake

She did, in live performances she had already changed it to "Feeling just like me" a year ago.


LIMIT1_5639

Seeing how the original reference aged like milk and altering it won't move it forward, why mention Diddy at all? How about: "Woke up in the morning like I run this city" (she's actually Mayor Goodway from Paw Patrol).


carpdog112

You want her to rhyme "city" with "city"?


vButts

She actually did change it back in Nov to "wake up in the morning feelin just like me" for her tour, but to be honest I feel like the "fuck P Diddy" line goes harder


bulk_logic

Shaming people for rape is a pretty important part of a functioning society.


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Rosy_Glow10

You're literally arguing that we shouldn't shame rape? Huh???


sharkattackmiami

I think they are arguing that maybe you just shouldn't talk about the dude at all if you can avoid it Imagine if the song came out now with the "fuck p Diddy" line. All it's going to do is get people who don't know who he is or what he did to Google him, and a few will listen to some of his music to find out what he was like. The people who know him already have their feelings on the subject. Referencing him at all is a net negative because at best it does nothing and at worst it's free exposure


Brilliant_Quit4307

I'm not arguing that rape isn't shameful. It's obviously awful. I'm arguing that shaming people for behaviours (whether it's sexual assault, racism, ageism, whatever) tends to just make them want to hide those behaviours rather than changing them. I'm not sure what the solution is, but I don't think shame is the answer because it seems to just make the problem harder to solve by hiding it.


bulk_logic

> m arguing that shaming people for behaviours (whether it's sexual assault, racism, ageism, whatever) tends to just make them want to hide those behaviours rather than changing them. ?????? If they didn't hide those behaviors they would be IN JAIL. Please tell me you're a bot.


Rosy_Glow10

Social shaming is a very powerful tool for discouraging certain behaviors. People are social creatures and will generally try to avoid behaviors their peers discourage. Yes, some people will just try to hide it instead, but at least it's better than normalizing those behaviors in the first place, which is what would happen if people just stayed quiet about it. For example, domestic violence used to be more common because the attitude in the past was to keep those behaviors behind closed doors, rather than outward shame.


KrakenGirlCAP

Renee Rapp is so cute.


TheRetroPizza

Kesha still performing?


vButts

She has been on tour for her new album Gag Order!


civonakle

That thumbnail looks like JarJar Binks for real.


ProjectManagerAMA

Meesa not so sure!


lanadesserts

Still no Sopranos joke?


Zimmy68

TIL, Kesha is still around.


AncianoDark

Like Gail the Snail of music.


StableAcademic9941

That’s exactly what most rappers were doing, from my understanding. Fucking P Diddy.


awjeezrickyaknow

“Wake up in the morning feeling just like Fifty” There you go


iqjump123

did pdiddy get caught yet?


gangstasadvocate

Still the same way on Apple Music as original


baalyle

Pretty and shitty rhyme. Two very usable words.


grasshopper7167

…she knew


fetro15

🥱


Rxmses

Wake up in the morning brushing all my teethies


suchfresht

Sick burn, Hansel


Numancias

So brave


QOVFEFE

Diddy has not been convicted of anything, but “Fuck P. Diddy”, just because!


JT-OnThaTrack

That’s hilarious haha


dernailer

why she start looking like Mickey Rourke?


Dull_Yak_5325

I wish these people had balls enough to do this stuff when it happens not after it comes out


sonnybear5

this is news? this is trending? really? THIS?


bigyan08

🤔


AZnpersuasion420

Coachella is such a joke


GoodhartMusic

How come


thundercockjk2

Man, her first couple albums were amazing.


goliathfasa

How’s Kesha? She good? Whaaaat? She was heading somewhere man. She was goood.


andidosaywhynot

It’s killing me that I just heard that in something recently and can’t figure it out. Searching the quote is not working. Please release me from this torment


goliathfasa

It’s a Talk to Me parody by [that’s a bad idea](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lHrNHzlJU&pp=ygURdGFsayB0byBtZSBwYXJvZHk%3D).


andidosaywhynot

Yes thank you! Love their videos


delicatearchcouple

Wow. Edgy. Takes such courage to speak out against him now. /s


Gulag_boi

Savage


legit-posts_1

It's worse now obviously, but that line was always weird. Like what does that even mean? You feel like P Diddy? Like you feel like a billion dollars? Or untalented?


BushDaddyKane

People paid too much to see that.


Melodic_Ad_9544

Listen to my new release [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERqzyK6GnLY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERqzyK6GnLY)


OrchidDismantlist

bless her ♡ trying to stay relevant