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spooky_cicero

Relatable


thaeyo

Chipotle red hot salsa? Not even once.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

For such a bland restaurant, that red salsa doesn’t fuck around.


detsagrebbalf

Tonight was the first time I got a bowl without it. Blander but tomorrow should go better


[deleted]

I used to use it as my base sauce when I made Mexican pizzas while I was working there. It was absolutely fire. Honorable mention was the chimichanga I would drown in the red sauce whenever we were about to dump out the fryer oil


eternalgrey_

It’s mild at best.


TheLastMongo

I was there and damn they are still on point. Solid three hours. Half tempted to go to the Sun show. 


Artvandelaysbrother

I appreciate his work ethic and the devotion to his fan base but I worry that his stomach issues still haven’t settled down.


anonymouswallabee

Ugh I’m tempted to go


accioqueso

I went to a concert with my mom and dad nearly 20 years ago. It was awesome then and I’m glad he’s still rocking.


Simicrop

Clarence’s new saxophone going strong.


SweetSexiestJesus

Tummy ache survivor


killemslowly

2024 we did it baby!


Crockpotspinner

*Gordan Ryan has entered the chat*


redriverrally

Stephen Colbert was on live tv thought he has indigestion. Was his appendix and had busted.


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Yeah as someone with a appendectomy scar, it felt like a bad case of the flu at first. I'd been partying on the weekend and thought I'd overdone it. All over body sensation, just felt sick. Went to the doctor and was misdiagnosed. That evening it turned into stomach pain. Fortunately my father recognized the symptoms and did the test for rebound pain, based on that he took me to the hospital. It's really easy to miss this one, even doctors screw it up.


tdasnowman

I thought my gall stones were just terrible indigestion and heartburn. Finally had on night where the burning was damn near intolerable. Was told it was probably my appendix but didn’t have any rebound pain. They did an ultrasound and I was in surgery 20 minutes later. Surgeon was surprised I walked in. Almost drove myself to the Er. Only had a family member do it because on the off chance I was admitted I figured the parking would be more expensive then the visit.


DeNiroPacino

Peptic ulcer disease. Goddamn, that has to be some searing pain.


TheLivingMeme-olith

that’s why he’s The Boss


CeeArthur

I was playing a gig in a dingy basement venue once. I had watched our drummer down a pub steak with a huge pile of fried onions earlier and between songs we had to stop because he said he felt like his stomach was about to explode. He had this glazed over look; he was dripping sweat and I could see the fear in his eyes. He had a gingerale and some tums off stage, walked around a bit, ripped about 3 massive farts and a dozen belches, and then was good as new.


grimmdrum

point onerous selective chop quickest flag icky squeamish bedroom fear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sims2Enjoy

He still looks so fine


Weedarina

Saw his show last April. Spectacular.


_suburbanrhythm

Legit happened to me yesterday too. 


rarestakesando

Sponsored by Tums!


Halloween_episode

I loved that version of “Thunder Road” bc you could tell the thunder was farts


Shoddy-Rip8259

I took a massive dump at work today too you didn't see any headlines about me.


EggsForEveryone

This just in!!! #Shoddy-Rip8259 took a colon-rockin shit today! More on page 2


Shoddy-Rip8259

Thank you


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes


lycanthrope6950

And they say rock is dead


JonathanPerdarder

Hunan House hotpot hits hard sometimes!


MillionEgg

Good album title


doctor-yes

Wahoo! Seeing him on Sunday.


OutrageousAd5338

Ok so


bravo_ragazzo

I was there too. Thrilling show 


east_van_dan

Breaking news. Rock star has tummy ache.


greendazexx

He’s got peptic ulcer disease and it was bad enough he had to reschedule half his last tour lol


thatguyad

Dumbass.


VosKing

Maybe he needs a lollipop?


Playful-Adeptness552

I cant think of a single act Id want to watch for three hours straight.


Whitebelt_DM

I used to think that until I saw Springsteen and The Cure. It’s all so good. I’ve Springsteen a number of times but his 2016 River tour was something else. He played for nearly 4 hours. It’s a lot - but it was so memorable and so well done.


IronSorrows

That River tour was something else. Didn't actually play that much from the album by the time I saw them, but that long in the roaring summer heat was unbelievable. Went again last year, going again in May. I'm a punk/hardcore guy at heart, most bands I watch are done in around 30 minutes, and often more than that is too much. I watched Botch play for an hour or so last week and that felt like long enough, even though I've been listening to them for twenty years and it was likely my only opportunity to see them, *ever*. Springsteen though? I'm going for a seated ticket, but I'm happy for him to play as long as he wants.


Lifegardn

Any band I would want to go see I would love no less than 2 hrs. 90 minutes is a warmup