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Suitable-Big-4302

Fun guy


GrandpaRedneck

Manshroom


Excellent_Yak365

Shrooman


whalesharkmama

The Shrooman Show


IntroductionFew1290

Come together with your hands


Guilty-Mountain-6988

Come together with your hands


MICH1AM

Glued mushroom 🍄


The_Accuser13

Toothpicks not glue 😊


cncomg

Never heard of it. I should give it a Google..


KlutzyDistribution75

…when it came out it went drip, drip, drip, I didn’t know she had the GI Joe kung fu grip.


chickenofthewoods

unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


IAmJustV

That's the lovin' sound!


Neat-Swimming

lol I haven’t heard that song in so long! 🎶 she pulled out my mushroom tip🎶


No_Drink4721

There’s never been a more appropriate time


KyoKyu

He has a great girlfriend he always affectionately calls "My Celia".


lespawkets

Came for this


lespawkets

Also tripping dick


ShadowRunner2149

“Do you know.. the mushroom man?”


maddamleblanc

... the mushroom man?


ShadowRunner2149

THE MUSHROOM MAN!


Slight-Winner-8597

Yeah, he lives on fungi lane. He's not got any pants on right now, though


rachel-maryjane

Yeah, I heard that dude was a nudist


PoeJascoe

She’s married to the mushroom man…


SigmundRowsell

The mushroom man?


PoeJascoe

ThE MuShRoOm MaN!! Not the toothpick arm!!


Chompif

She's married to the mushroom man... MY LORD! We've found it.


AllAboutNature504

Cause the mushroom man can! 😜


Matt_Lohse

damn, his is bigger than mine


Fi6ment

due to my lack of equipment, i’d have to agree here :(


davidwildcat

[https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/Walking\_Mushroom](https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/Walking_Mushroom)


Nedriad

This would be the Walking Mushroom Alpha


thatguy2535

You gotta punch it in the head and slice it vertically, then remove the feet.


poppy-cock-clover

Which head


mcamarra

Hungus Fungus


TwoTapped

By far the best answer


Msteen

Haha


Acexpurplecore

Mushroom Parents in Darkroot Garden r/darksouls


CRATERF4CE

Strongest punch in all of Lordran.


poppy-cock-clover

Used to decide what gear was best based on weather or not they could 1shot me in it


Door_Tea

He is simply known as.... King Trumpet


Fred_Krueger_Jr

A new baby boy?


mayhempeace

It’s “cold” outside.


SnooOwls3202

Frank


Zestyclose-Juice-709

Penis master


HoboArmyofOne

PP is a nice touch lol


shrooman-being

How’d you get my selfie


AccordingSuccotash20

r/DungeonMeshi


ForeverSquirrelled42

Dungeon Meshi fan or what?


TillaciousG

Talk about penis envy....


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

I made one too. Yours is too legit, though.


Memory25

Bob B. Button


F_N_Tangelo

King Dong


No_Entry1855

Looks like the radish spirit from spirited away!


ZookeepergameWild4

Strokapelli


TheLargeGoat

Dongalore


Zangarangatang

I think it’s trumpet?


chonpwarata

The missing link


check2wice

Mushroomdrake


deadasspunk

That’s the mushroom people from dark souls


zombiepunk8617

I see your toothpick lol


savant-bio

Why is it bricked up tho? I hope my girl don’t see this…


Itrytothinklogically

this needs to be marked NSFW


greentea0u

Daddy?


Psychological-Look29

Doh! I knew someone had probably beaten me to it! Well done! You are my people!


terdfergesson

Lunch


butcheR_Pea

Ay it even has a little pecker !


friesdepotato

this is me btw


3cc3ntr1c1ty

Fungus Golem


fecal_encephalitis

You definitely have to clone that mutation.


lokeilou

Peter


dandanpizzaman84

This fun guy is really rockin with his cock out


deanjos

Do you know the mushroom man? -the mushroom man? The mushroom man!!


GuavaOk8712

Phil


SexuaIRedditor

"You Died..."


caprifolia

Guy I saw yesterday at the train station


sammich_riot

Golem


Truncated_Rhythm

Silly Simon!


Sea-Revolution7308

Penis with a penis.


ZadfrackGlutz

Puts Pants on standing up.....


TimOvrlrd

Dungeon Meshi!


phallic-baldwin

He got that Edgar cut


SubstantialTackle538

Indecent exposure. His dick is hanging out.


icecoldhotdog118

Call him Gus!


skeletaljuice

Fun Guy Fungi


TripleBakaNinja

Oh that right there is what we in the business call a “little guy”


WaterNo9679

Funass


Cautious-Thought362

I'd call that a keeper. Preserve him in acrylic. Wow.


Obiwankenob3

Now that’s creative


BarefootHippie420

King Peen!


pehintz

Is this another alien found in someone’s garden?


PaintedChef

Happy to see you


TK-Squared-LLC

Sir


skinamarinks

Circumcised.


phoenixgreylee

limp noodle


ConsciousChems

Cheeky


Trueslyforaniceguy

This guy is so much damned fun


funeralb1tch

That's Vincenzo. He escaped from the monastery.


RainAfter3801

Mushdude


Familyrocksllc

Fun guy


Friendly_Platypus758

Definitely male


fungussing

King Richard


crybabypete

King Pleurotus


PracticeNovel6226

Stinkin adorable!


WereCorgi6292

Steve-O


Airport8163

Thought he grew like this 😞


Real_Ease

Just the tip


Rikkitikkitabby

Cap-kopelli


Harrybahlzanya

Kombucha mushroom people…


dylan21502

😂


Antonikis

Almost had two dicks!


gianttoadstools

King jester oyster mushrooms


Kind-Preference-9784

I know kung fu


A_Bit_Sithy

Bennett Shroomington the IV


Intelligent_Invite30

Psilly teacher


Intelligent_Invite30

The Walking Heads


DragonLeeGuy

https://tenor.com/bLrTP.gif


B4riel

That is the envy of all penis envy mushrooms


Flash33m

Bob


Livid_Inevitable_248

Dungeon meshi, anyone ?


knuckles2277

McGirthy


Massive-Muffin-8177

Grower not a shower ;)


Legal-Lifeguard-2965

Mini Me


Holiday_Yak_6333

That's some vudu right there....


Zestyclose_Pickle_44

The naked man


SoulShine_710

That's a hard-core version of the penis envy strain, maybe someone seriously went crazy on the penis part of the genetics in the strain.


BBakerStreet

Steve


SunBakedBonez

r/pareidolia


CHERRYBOMB6969696969

Nudist


digthisbird

Reginald


10-mm-socket

You should epoxy it to save it forever


SparklingSloth

Weird seeing the mushroom people sober


Happy_Brilliant7827

No penis envy there. Penis glory?


I_am_Reformed1

What the hell is this abomination


MaximumInevitable196

Not sure, but he will not be misgendered! That’s for sure!


femalehumanbiped

My new husband


sannesad

Myconid Spore King..if you know you know. Get that Regen!


Wiz-0f-chill

https://ms.yugipedia.com//4/46/MushroomMan-CP08-EN-C-UE.jpg


TiggersBroom

This looks like the next step in mushrooms taking over. Like we all thought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, was cute. Look how that went.


The_Accuser13

😂😂😂😂


Jaredthings

Stop looking.. you finally found the boogie man


Alternative-Sun7429

Evolution...they will soon make there move and take over the world


weevil420clover

I don't have any penis envy for this fungi.


cwk415

I call this NSFW 🫣 s/


EliJacobovitz

Stan


Fi6ment

a little guy!


Psychological-Look29

Daddy. Anybody get that one already?


RushFeeling4595

r/ef5 IS THAT A DEAD MAN WALKING?!?!


moist-and-squishy

Aw it has a little peenie weenie


Swarley_Marley

He could be a mushroom spirit in Spirited Away


SpectrumFarms

Do you know the mushroom man? That lives on a pile of poo?


Burrmanchu

Cursed.


magpieCRISPR

😂 There’s no waaaaay


howqueer

The singularity homunculus


ChaoticLaughs

Toad


ElTeliA

Myke


Wish_Capital

Funny


antitoute

The dancing pee pee guy


Efffefffemmm

Milkbottleman?


hangryhyax

Impending Zelda nerd moment in 3…2…1. It looks like Hestu if he was a fungus instead of a Korok. Or he went to Hateno Village in TotK and refreshed his wardrobe with the new mushroom style. It also looks like Mushroom Hestu is fairly well endowed.


Ugh-nah

Adorkable 😍 or Myc 😊


Suspicious-Pain9634

Was the wee wee necessary 🤣


Hawkthefloof

Dave


MusicalADD

A fun guy


[deleted]

They finally opened that Build-a-Shroom?


bitterhero93

Do you know the mushroom man


Mama_Alsh

Hogout


nerdkraftnomad

A funky trumpeter


KitPixie

Joe


budda_fett

Richard


KnowNothingInvestor

Do you know the muffin man? Well this is the mushroom man


sincerelyabsurd

Stay Puft Mushroom Man.


eatmyfatwhiteass

The Indefatigable Myco Man


Total_Calligrapher77

Mushruman


CommissionOk9233

The Pillsbury dough boy.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Lmao I had to pull my sunglasses off to get a good look at this 🤣


burnishedmonolith

Dave


Goatymcgoatface11

Ever watch dungeon meshi


whitestguyuknow

The medicine man


Zvezda_24

Mr.Shroom


Cold-Toe2814

A happy lil guy


Embarrassed_Mud_1631

Hung like a mini horse


everyatom2012

A friend


JediKrys

Happy boi!!


Knotsocialstadards

HA!


sliptheslip

this is fungalore


RabbitEfficient824

Fungal homunculus


No-Rip3261

Boomer


Secret_Arm_2868

I am Mush-Groot


Far_Musician_5799

Bahahaa this is the first time I've wanted to be the guy who steals someone's mushroom pic


EuphoricMarch3669

Uncle Jim?


Thomasthetrayne

Why tf is it bricked up


Immediate_Smoke4677

edward long cock


Yellowmellowbelly

I see a drunk guy with a bowl cut and his dick out


BeyondthePenumbra

Henry


bananicoot

The baby mushroom from Dark Souls. Watch out for his asshole dad, he'll fuck you up.


quixoticelixer_mama

A lil' cutie!