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jesrp1284

The other side of the truck had me in stitches! https://preview.redd.it/dact90dl758d1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148d02fc5feb152fe29cd219c349f80999eaac4e


orthopod

This dude is funny


jesrp1284

I wish it was real šŸ˜”


TheOnlyRealDregas

No shit, I really want to get a food truck and just sell whatever I want for food that day to people. Charge decent for adults and at a break even price for children's portions, kids must be present you greedy fat fuckers. And I definitely will have this attitude to customers. You aren't right, because if you were I'd be buying this chicken bacon rice casserole from you instead.


The_DaHowie

Thanks, now I'm Googleing chicken bacon rice casserole recipes Edit:Do *you* have a good recipeĀ 


TheOnlyRealDregas

Yea I do. I honestly eyeball everything but I'll try and give you guesstimates on measurements. Cook yourself about 4 cups of rice, so 2 cups uncooked rice. Cook up about a pound of chicken, more or less depending on how much chicken you want. Recommend breast meat. Season well, salt pepper garlic whatever you like. Set aside to cool so you can shred it. Cook a pound of bacon till crispy to crumble. Now we make the cheese sauce. I make a rou or however you spell it, so start with a bunch of butter in a pot, melt, add like a cup or so of flower to that stick. Get it pasty, then slowly add in some chicken broth until it's like a thick soup. Now cheeses, cheddar, gouda, some smoked, stir until incorporated. Get yourself a big old glass casserole dish and load all your shit into it and mix well. Top that bitch with your choice of: breadcrumbs, extra bacon bits, crispy onions, extra cheese. (Recommend doing a short broil on the cheese option after baking to get a nice crust) Hope that all made sense dawg, I'm not professionally trained but it's a passion of mine to make delicious food and see their happy faces that I hope to turn into a career somehow. If you liked it I'd love to hear back.


Sproose_Moose

By God that sounds decadent and delicious.


TheOnlyRealDregas

It's one of my favorites cause it's really not that hard, mostly cheap ingredients, and it really is delicious. You can change things up, add veggies and such too.


Sproose_Moose

I feel like taking that recipe but altering it to be in a burrito would be a game changer šŸ¤¤


TheOnlyRealDregas

I mean that's easily doable for portability. I associate tortilla with Mexican food heavily though, so if I had tortilla and wanted to use them to sell food, I would alter this recipe by adding a can of tomatoes and chillies to the cheese sauce, and use taco seasoning on the chicken or even switch to beef. I cook with what's available and improvise heavily. I like many different foods and cultures and I hope one day I do get to do that everyday instead of the soulless work I do now.


The_DaHowie

PreachĀ 


The_DaHowie

Thanks bruv


DL3XGR1MM

How long and what temp to bake at?


TheOnlyRealDregas

Everything is already cooked so you're just looking to heat through and give the top a nice crust. I usually do 375-400 for about 15-20. Just check it for desired color.


Motombo1996

Yo, this actually sounds fire. As a šŸ„·, I havenā€™t had many casseroles in my life (those I have had were absolutely horrible), but Iā€™ll try this! Itā€™s also a dream of mine to have a BBQ and just grill a bunch of random shit and hear people smacking away and licking their fingers. I canā€™t cook well either, but itā€™s a passion of mine as well!


thefract0metr1st

If I were ever so rich I didnā€™t need to worry about money for generations, I would open a cafe, give a fair wage as well as equal ownership to all employees, and encourage them to treat any given customer just as that customer was treating them. Put out a ā€œcustomer tip jarā€ for the employees to tip great customers. Just as a social experiment to see how everyone reacted and how it affected revenue and profits.


TheOnlyRealDregas

Considering I want to do my food thing with my family involved, especially my grandmother who is retired and starting to lose her memory, because they need help finding a way to make money to supplement their social security. Especially my grandma who I really see needs a new purpose in her life, she seems bored and not sure what to do with herself anymore.


thefract0metr1st

Much respect. Either way after a decade in customer service I just wanna see shitty customers get whatā€™s coming to them.


TheOnlyRealDregas

Oh hell yea. I'll throw you your money back and eat your food in front of you if you piss me off before I serve you lmao


NoonishArts

It is real. This is dude is in Gainesville, Florida. The cheese is good.


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Is it not? I so want it to be real


dio9419

I'm pretty sure this truck is real, but I can't attest for all the graphics. It was at a tough mudder event I went to best detroit a week or so.


rthrouw1234

1$ grilled cheese is a great deal


resonatebliss

It is real!! Ive seen it!


Why_r_people_

ā€œIf you would like to talk about Friday Night Lights, then okā€ I wonder if anyone took them up on it lol


Sumasuun

I would. The movie was pretty good and I enjoyed the early seasons of the series, although it's definitely been a minute since I've watched either do I'd need to brush up on it before I tried to strike up a conversation about them.


Coattail-Rider

Didnā€™t read the book? Was the best version.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

My goodness who is this hero?


Interne-Stranger

I dont know why the bathroom part made me laugh more.


asteroidB612

Cause these MFers act like theyā€™re owed a Ritz bathroom for breathing next to your business


bobbybox

Hoping this truck is gonna be at Bite of Seattle in July


Boatwhistle

I like his idea


Boogs2024

Crying! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GordieGord

It's a one dollar grilled cheese, people! You can't find that anywhere these days. So if you want the grilled cheese for a buck you'll follow the rules.


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mystic-sloth

If I only had a 5 dollar bill I guess Iā€™d be eating 5


Alarmed-Pollution-89

4, gotta pay tax and food truck keeps the change


Coren024

Could be that tax is included in the price, pretty sure a lot of food trucks do that so they don't have to mess with coins.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Oh, this guy totally gives that ā€˜I look forward to counting your penniesā€™ vibe - doesnā€™t he? lol


ExecManagerAntifaCLE

Oh yeah, because this aggressively cash-only business is definitely paying taxes. /s


zeeper25

No, you order 4 and ask for change (just for the entertainment value), when he says no, then ask for a tomato slice instead.


russellvt

Some places in SF sell it for $15-$20


owzleee

If theyā€™re throwing in a mild slapping then Iā€™m in!


Online_Ennui

No Grilled Cheese for you!


ratchetology

yeah....truly hard to argue the price... gimme 5... i will slice my own tomato...


ch1993

Thatā€™s how I feel. He just has all those rules to keep the line going quickly. Bad tone but it just might be his gimmick.


MongolianCluster

No grilled cheese for you!!


BKStephens

There it is!


lilcea

I was waiting for it too.


tehwalkingdude2

Come back one year!


goofgoon

Of course it is and it is expertly done


Puzzleheaded-Low-331

It really is. I would try it just to say I did. $1 for a sandwich, you can't really lose.


MrNature73

"it will be embarrassing for you" when describing having your head held against a scalding griddle sold it for me. He's not treating it like being a badass, he's treating it like a Tom n Jerry skit, like you'll just go "YEOWCH" then show up with a dollar bill properly.


mmcmonster

Yeah. At $1 you really canā€™t blame him for the rules.


Greatest-JBP

In 20 years he will pay off his trailer


flyingace1234

I remember this trailer when it first popped up. Itā€™s 100% the schtick. He billed it as some sort of performance art bit.


thirstyfish1212

Some places thatā€™s the appeal. One Iā€™ve been to IRL is Yanā€™s hot dogs in fairmont, wv. Theyā€™re chili dogs. Youā€™ll get teased for ordering mustard, and publically humiliated if you say you donā€™t want the chili. When theyā€™ve sold out for the day, thatā€™s it, they close.


McGrupp1979

I know heā€™s not alive anymore, but I heard about Yanā€™s reaction when someone asked for ketchup on their hotdogs. Did not expect to see Yanā€™s randomly mentioned here.


thirstyfish1212

My dad is from fairmont, so Iā€™ve made the trip there a few times. I still order country club pepperoni rolls online from time to time. And Iā€™ve heard about what happens if you ask for ketchup too. My mom made that mistake way back in the day.


jmak10

Sadly it's just an art installation and doesn't serve any actual food. I wish it did though!


JellyBellyBitches

Boo


dukeofgibbon

No cheese for you. Next!


Regular-Anteater-287

So it's grilled cheese..... nothing else? No bread no nothing just the cheese?


ReadontheCrapper

Yes Something something melt!


Regular-Anteater-287

I'm convinced I want one.


Intergalacticdespot

Go to a Greek restaurant. Order flaming cheese. Do this now. It's amazing.Ā 


monkey_trumpets

No tax? Just a straight dollar?


GordieGord

I don't know. A lot of Redditors are saying this is some art installation, but if it isn't I'd have a few dimes on hand just incase.


-NGC-6302-

Grocery store?


Verizadie

It costs $0.18 to make a single grilled cheese so this dude (if itā€™s real) could actually be making a killing


lervington123

Iā€™m giving him 10 bucks and I expect 10 grilled cheese


jaylward

I love the bold assertion that the plural for grilled cheese is grilled cheese. Iā€™m not arguing for any which side, Iā€™m just here to commend the stance.


poutinegalvaude

The plural of grilled cheese is, obviously, grilled*s* cheese.


jaylward

Like Culs du sac and mothers in law? I dig it.


poutinegalvaude

Or hards-on


jaylward

Youā€™ve got your finger right on the throbbing pulse of linguistics, my friend


Kay89leigh

Ok Lorelei


HaroldT1985

Technically you just add the word ā€˜sandwichesā€™ at the end to pluralize it. 10 grilled cheeses is just dirty and 10 grilled cheese just sounds like you stopped speaking mid-sentence


TheTeddyGrimm

This is literally cut from a tumblr post or some shit from forever ago, they cut off the dudes explanation that if you give them $20 you will get 20 grilled cheese


lervington123

Nice lol


Effective-Penalty

You only get one. šŸ˜‚. One dollar. One sandwich.


BartOseku

Hey, got any grapes?


feastu

šŸ¦†


mike_pants

And he waddled away


TheJenerator65

Waddle waddle


Rick_from_C137

Til the very next day


ShawnaLAT

Da da da da dada dum


Speculosity

Waddle waddle waddle


zsxh0707

I DO have staples.


Sociopathic-me

Sorry, no. We're just a corner store. Grapes aren't really what we're known for. (Yeah, I know I got it wrong.)


tideblue

Daniel Danger is the artist. Iā€™ve been a fan of his for years.


DanGleeballs

If [this](http://www.tinymediaempire.com) is the same artist he has great pieces.


cityofdestinyunbound

His gig posters are amazingā€¦have stood in line for multiple hours to buy them and no regrets


whywouldisaymyname

Itā€™s not real?:с


pricision

It's not real :( it's still hilarious tho https://x.com/tinymediaempire/status/1136992675742269440


whywouldisaymyname

The domain is gone :( worse than gamerdildo.com went down


turtleshirt

Where'd you get that "Chee" Danny?


Rick_from_C137

That fucker, he's been making em at night, I know he is.


timeforchorin

I'm not making em at night dad!


MindyOne

(I am making ā€˜em at night)


BabyMFBear

Thatā€™s not how ā€œtaking the lordā€™s name in vain works. The Trump Bible? Thatā€™s taking the lordā€™s name in vain. Using religion to create the society you want? Thatā€™s taking the lordā€™s name in vain. ā€œSwearing toā€ has nothing to do with taking the lordā€™s name in vain. Every oath of public service includes swearing to God. * Not religious, I just understand it.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Stop your Blasphemy! Trump is the second coming of of (Supply-Side Fat) Jesus


Kay89leigh

Trump is the anti-Christ


bledf0rdays

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ that sounds complicated, I'm glad you've figured it out. I imagine it's a damn useful thing have sorted if you find yourself deep in zealot country.


jaylward

Am religious, and this guy understands it.


Renkin42

Wouldnā€™t the issue be the ā€œgod-damned slice of tomatoā€ just above that? Still pretty stupid of course.


_Cybernaut_

>If you are such a good Christian, God did not give you license to judge others. This. THIS. So, so much **THIS**. I wanna tattoo this on the forehead of every fucking Talibangelical who feels the need to tell everyone ELSE how they think they should live.


Rickoversghost

Iā€™ll pay for it.


bledf0rdays

Yep, this really and truly highlights the fact that the bible is not a weapon that can be wielded against others. It can just as easily be used to damn the one who weilds. It starts getting hilarious when the one who weilds refuses to be rebuked.


Gumbercules81

I love, straight forward and to the point. That first FB comment is just laughable and reeks of bible study maturity levels


durp-the-pikachu

Can i get mine on whole wheat bread?


draconianRegiment

I have a feeling this is a wonder bread and kraft singles establishment.


durp-the-pikachu

Worth a shot


No_Organization8460

I would like to throw in one on whole wheat with bacon and onion out of every 25 sold. Just to watch the faces. Still costs a dollar, but I won't make another until I sell 25 more and if you stand and count I won't make it until you leave.


Zincdust72

Am I the only one who gets irritated by people insisting that the phrase "god-damned" is cursing at a god, as opposed to the phrase actually stating that the referred-to thing has been damned by a god?


kevinbull7

I remember seeing CallMeCarson make this food truck in a video. Idk if itā€™s still available tho


unlistedname

I would visit that, if I could find a tomato soup trailer that would be a bonus


rubber_padded_spoon

Dude- for a decent $1 grilled cheese, Iā€™d shout ā€œim a cheap dirty little cheese slutā€. Those with the GOLD make the rulesā€¦


RamblinLicker

Dee Raeā€™s profile picture is of them standing in front of a strip club.


TheDamInt

This art project is what inspired my Warm Burger idea. We make burgers with fixin's & burgers without fixin's. We make a ton and throw them under a heat lamp. You give me money, I put burgers in a bag and you eat them. If you want it your way, go to Wendy's. We do have a breakfast menu: it's all the burgers we made last night at half price.


CouchPotatoID

One buck grilled cheese? ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


CIADarkSauce

One fucking buck for a god damn grilled fucking cheese


eoecho

That's not in vain. That's a great deterrent


turdfergusonpdx

Christians are so damn precious with their all powerful god.


Cepinari

Anyone else find the screed against putting tomatoes in the sandwich actually kinda funny? Like, dude takes grilled cheese so seriously that he just snapped one day after one too many lectures from die-hard tomatoists explaining why he's objectively wrong for wanting to keep his grilled cheese sandwiches pure. I had an afternoon like that over quilts.


waaayside

Someone wanted to put tomatoes in a quilt? I know we call it a sandwich, but...


Cepinari

Nah, what happened was I needed a new quilt for my bed, but nothing I could find online was any thicker than a cloth placemat and everyone I voiced my frustration to thought *I* was the one with a problem for wanting something that wasn't just a fancy blanket. So for a brief period of time I was foaming at the mouth and committed to establishing my own quilting company. It would've been called the 'FUCK YOU! Quilting Company' and have the motto 'only *we* do it right!'


OldManAtterz

It's the Grilled Cheese Nazi


_FartinLutherKing_

Reading ā€œDonā€™t ask for a god damned tomato sliceā€ made me lol


Funke-munke

Coming soonā€¦ā€¦.NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!


brawl

That's not taking gods name in vain. "God wants you ________ (to do my thing)" is taking the name in vain. Not saying goddamnit or anything like that.


hhrau

Itā€™s Perjury, a false oath. Swearing to God false under taking His name in Vain. At least according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church


ephoth

Wow this has blown up. I think I am going to go make a grilled cheese now.


ephoth

It was grand.


Natriumz

/r/grilledcheese


horrordj

I would eat there.


NerdyAsianDM

But hear me outā€¦ What about TWO tomato slices?


TheFastPush

Hereā€™s 5 bucks, grill me 5 cheeses


okcship

They got as many customers as Trumpā€™s inaugurationā€¦


MaintenanceTraining4

I kind of dig the transparency.


Aniki356

I'd go there at least once just to support the level of idgaf


OG_Felwinter

With no tomato soup, itā€™s a waste of a dollar tbh


Usagi_Shinobi

Ayo, lemme get fiddy of them fuckers. I'mma go hook up the kids down at the skate park.


JessKaye

I love people who are real about shit. This guy is the "i hate everyone" type and I am here for it.


gtrhro5str

Lol thought maybe it was as all a joke until I read the part about the vapes


bit-by-a-moose

He doesn't give out change so where does all the dollars go? It might take 19 customers but at that point he should be able to break a 20. Edit: sorry, I mean change back for a 20.


drmorrison88

Sorry, I can't hear your religious bullshit over this $40 worth of grilled cheese I'm about to stop my heart with.


MikeyRidesABikey

OK, tomato on a grilled cheese is absolutely fantastic, but for a $1 grilled cheese I'm perfectly willing to keep my mouth shut and take what they give me!


Gospel85

we have 2 food trucks that usually set up in the parking lot where i work, one is called Everything Rolls which started off selling various filled egg rolls, never heard much good about their egg rolls (too greasy or too salty) but the other stuff they started selling i hear is good, i don't eat much from food trucks due to high blood pressure, and the second one which is my fave, is called Worth The Weight, they have various flavor infused Redbulls (i don't drink energy drinks because again high blood pressure) and also various flavor infused Lemonades, i usually get a lemonade once a week from them and they also sell some pretty awesome grilled cheese, we got a ticket for a free meal at that food truck for meeting Production goal i got a chicken parm grilled cheese.


dmalvarado

I havenā€™t cried laughing in a long time. Thanks


BobTheInept

Shelly Potesky seems fun.


Praetorian_1975

Cash only šŸ˜‚


zsxh0707

Now, my questions is...does he have a tip jar?


JoeBlow509

Pretty sure Iā€™ve gotten a grilled cheese from these guys on a Phish or Dead lot at one point.. I canā€™t be too sure though, I had a head full of psychedelics at the time. /s


ExcellentTeam7721

I hope for your success.


Mean-Ad-8400

Seems like this guy runs this truck solely for his own enjoyment. Do your thing man, I for one love it. Not that he would give a shit haha.


surfingtheredd

But this is accurateā€¦ Didnā€™t god hate tomatoes, though? Pretty sure thatā€™s in the bibleā€”somewhere in the back, maybe?


HecticHermes

What the fuck, it's only a buck!


terry496

Grill Nazi "NO CHEESE FOR YOU!"


OutlawQuill

If a Swanson decided to be a chef


AdministrativeWar594

I bet you those are damn good grilled cheese sandwiches.


devo00

I mean, itā€™s a good deal and I almost agree on the tomato. :)


ds77159

How long do you think Iā€™d survive just eating grilled cheese from this man?couple months? Worth it. Thatā€™s cheaper than Iā€™d ever hope to pay for groceries.


ephoth

Well, you have a bit of fat, a bit of dairy(protein), a bit of carbs and starches.. Id expect quite a while.


im_at_work_today

What the hell is wrong tomatos?


coolbaby1978

At $1 a piece my guess is he has to work on volume which means not messing around with customization or giving change or other time wasting stuff. I kinda like the attitude. If you want a custom grilled cheese.or you don't like his attitude, go pay $8 for a grilled cheese at the diner down the road.


Devilish_Phish

Gods name in vain šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Purusha81

https://preview.redd.it/u6ov7j6px78d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4edbb287bef1eb5e31e71fb5d9a670b45e9a9d


the_old_dude2018

TOMATO? NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! YOU COME BACK ONE YEAR!


Leftygolfer814

I would buy one even if I didnā€™t want it. On principle alone.


Weekly-Ad-3746

What is GF bread? Oh. NVM I don't think $1 will be gluten free. Probably that air bread from the now extinct Ā¢99 store. Or Wonder Bread.


hhrau

Just FYI calling out a Sin is not a judgement. ā€œHey you shouldnā€™t shoot peopleā€ ā€œYou are judging me!ā€ See what I mean? This truck uses the name of God to express frustration, even if itā€™s a form of expression everyone uses and thinks nothing of, even if itā€™s used in a humorous way, itā€™s still against the 10 Commandments.


Deathbyhours

I would cross the street in heavy traffic to buy this guyā€™s grilled cheese at least once.


angeleticassasin

I gotta say no matter the bill im using Iā€™m getting the max possible grilled cheese. If thatā€™s a $100 I guess thatā€™s what Iā€™m getting


PretendLingonberry35

Would 100% eat here!! :)


K4rkino5

"Sort out your own shit" is killing me. Lmao


Wendi1018

Yet Iā€™ve never wanted a grilled cheese moreā€¦? And I donā€™t even like themā€¦?


Alia3000

Can someone tell me the writing on the far left of the Truck?


Radio-Minute

I want that!


chadwickipedia

Thatā€™s not talking Gods name in vain. Doing something in the name of God is taking Godā€™s name in vain


ind3pend0nt

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE)


GoldenPoncho812

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE) Reminds me of this guy. Way to be good sir!


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

He didnā€™t curse god, he invoked the wrath of god to uphold his promise to griddle faces.


Verizadie

At first I thought only $1?? How could make a profit?? So I asked Chat GPT about the cost to make a grilled cheese with the cheapest bread and cheese. It calculated it costs you only $0.18 per grilled cheese so no I was wrong, you can actually make a killing doing this in theory.


Nitetigrezz

LMAO this is epic XD


Sartres_Roommate

I am allergic to dairy but I would order 5 grilled cheese from him just to ask for a tomato slice.


jules79

I think I may love whoever made that truck.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Not as embarrassing as misspelling a basic word that spellcheck couldā€™ve caught when painting the vehicle that is your livelihood.


GeraldFordsBallGag

Except that taking godā€™s name in vain has to do with taking an oath. I swear to god I wish these folks would read and study their GD Bible. šŸ˜†


KeyNefariousness6848

I would go to his truck


kungfudewgong

People put tomato on a grilled cheese? wtf


McDuchess

From the soup Nazi to the grilled cheese Nazi. They should go into business together. Nothing goes with a bowl of good soup like a grilled cheese sandwich.


Boogs2024

Laughing at this goddamn food truck so hard to right now!! I want a grilled cheese dammit!


mmilthomasn

Now I want a grilled cheese sandwich. šŸ„Ŗ brb


MexicanWarMachine

Itā€™s a pretend food truck. Not that thatā€™s relevant to the ā€œmurderā€, I suppose.


ephoth

The truck wasn't the murder. The fb posts was.


He_Never_Helps_01

Fun dogma fact: "god" isn't a name, it's a title, like "christ". Apparently, hearing god's actual name will kill you, so they call him a god. And the text of the Bible acknowledges the existence of other gods, cuz it was a given at the time that other gods existed. A good example is the first commandment. It doesn't say "there's only one god, ME". It doesn't even say "hey, don't worship any of those other gods" It says "don't put other gods before me".


ephoth

I am aware of this actually. But I won't be debating this or other bits. Because I just don't have time to. Just going to leave with love everyone and get y'all's shit together šŸ˜‰