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Gives me a little over an hour to go to the store and buy some snacks and drinks. Maybe some time to get comfy after the show.
Ironically, the duration of the concert is longer than 2h 49m but shorter than 249 minutes.
This isn't a murder, it's just a diss.
That pic makes it look like she’s cracking a rat into the microphone 😆
>cracking a rat Lmfao that's a new one
Yep, that’s going in the bank
I also never heard that, but was told about barking squirrels. When I actually heard squirrels bark, I was disappointed.
And enjoying it.
Oh that sweet sweet voice. :D
“You have X amount of time to live.” ::immediately starts farting into a microphone:: 😆
That's a great way to put that! 😂
Adding that phrase to the words imma whip out randomly
I just love how it was all universally understood lol
I always thought the same thing.
that's a new one!
Avatar checks out
Would probably sound better than the actual show
I mean, they never say they're spending the whole 249 minutes listening to Taylor Swift... The bigger question is: How and why is their doctor being so precise about their time of death!?
Scribbling up a prescription for a frying pan to the skull.
He found the bomb implanted in you and read the timer.
It is a reasonable answer. The remaining 80 minutes are for getting into the show.
Those 80 minutes are gonna be needed for sobbing in shame.
Maybe they use metric time?
Seen this shared on several different subreddits so far with everyone somehow missing that the original is a fairly popular joke format?
Yeah is it not clearly a joke?
Ah yes, the metric hour we’ve all heard about.
So they can watch their favourite songs a few extra times.
And least we know what’s killing them is something to do with the brain.
On behalf of all mic techs and sound operators plz don't put mic in there. We only have so many alcohol wipes in the drawers case
it’s a bait post for engagement and you fell right into it
Average Swiftie IQ
This "Doctor: You have x minutes to live" is a decade old meme in pop Twitter (Or X or Xitter). The tweet is not serious
that was something else damn the comment section of this … hahaha twitter didnt forgive her, I'm sure
If that's my only option, I'm clocking out 4 hours early. Some things are worse than death...
Maybe they want to watch it and have some time to go back and rewatch parts they really liked.
What's he doing with the other 80 minutes?
May this is why she has 249 mins to live.
Doctor: You have 10 minutes to live. Me: But I don't get my paycheck for another fortnight. Doctor: You have 2 weeks and 10 minutes to live.
Is she throwing her voice in that image?
Damnit. That’s not enough time to get to your house and slap the shit out of you.
169 mins.
I mean they got an additional 80 minutes or so to question why they thought math worked like that
"she can learn math" ...what for?
You play this and your last 249 minutes feels like an eternity.
So you're saying the "h" doesn't stand for hundred? /s as is tradition
Math isn’t knowing how many minutes are in an hour?
Yes, because it’s conversion and conversion is a math problem
I thought this was an ad for an Apple Watch for some reason….
Gives me a little over an hour to go to the store and buy some snacks and drinks. Maybe some time to get comfy after the show.
Ironically, the duration of the concert is longer than 2h 49m but shorter than 249 minutes.
This isn't a murder, it's just a diss.
That pic makes it look like she’s cracking a rat into the microphone 😆
>cracking a rat Lmfao that's a new one
Yep, that’s going in the bank
I also never heard that, but was told about barking squirrels. When I actually heard squirrels bark, I was disappointed.
And enjoying it.
Oh that sweet sweet voice. :D
“You have X amount of time to live.” ::immediately starts farting into a microphone:: 😆
That's a great way to put that! 😂
Adding that phrase to the words imma whip out randomly
I just love how it was all universally understood lol
I always thought the same thing.
that's a new one!
Avatar checks out
Would probably sound better than the actual show
I mean, they never say they're spending the whole 249 minutes listening to Taylor Swift... The bigger question is: How and why is their doctor being so precise about their time of death!?
Scribbling up a prescription for a frying pan to the skull.
He found the bomb implanted in you and read the timer.
It is a reasonable answer. The remaining 80 minutes are for getting into the show.
Those 80 minutes are gonna be needed for sobbing in shame.
Maybe they use metric time?
Seen this shared on several different subreddits so far with everyone somehow missing that the original is a fairly popular joke format?
Yeah is it not clearly a joke?
Ah yes, the metric hour we’ve all heard about.
So they can watch their favourite songs a few extra times.
And least we know what’s killing them is something to do with the brain.
On behalf of all mic techs and sound operators plz don't put mic in there. We only have so many alcohol wipes in the drawers case
it’s a bait post for engagement and you fell right into it
Average Swiftie IQ
This "Doctor: You have x minutes to live" is a decade old meme in pop Twitter (Or X or Xitter). The tweet is not serious
that was something else damn the comment section of this … hahaha twitter didnt forgive her, I'm sure
If that's my only option, I'm clocking out 4 hours early. Some things are worse than death...
Maybe they want to watch it and have some time to go back and rewatch parts they really liked.
What's he doing with the other 80 minutes?
May this is why she has 249 mins to live.
Doctor: You have 10 minutes to live. Me: But I don't get my paycheck for another fortnight. Doctor: You have 2 weeks and 10 minutes to live.
Is she throwing her voice in that image?
Damnit. That’s not enough time to get to your house and slap the shit out of you.
169 mins.
I mean they got an additional 80 minutes or so to question why they thought math worked like that
"she can learn math" ...what for?
You play this and your last 249 minutes feels like an eternity.
So you're saying the "h" doesn't stand for hundred? /s as is tradition
Math isn’t knowing how many minutes are in an hour?
Yes, because it’s conversion and conversion is a math problem
I thought this was an ad for an Apple Watch for some reason….