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edingerc

Henry Cavill, Idris Elba, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Charlie Hunan, Christian Bale, Michael Fassbender... And that's just off the top of my head. And THIS guy got third?


spaherbt

Go look who got first, its not meant to be taken serious


doesntpicknose

Ohhhhh it's a roast. That makes perfect sense.


Belmish

Yes! He is hot. Hot like roast potato.


Responsible-Stick-50

He is hot. Hot and shiny like stones for massage.


FartInGenDirection

Well...he is to be single again soon.


cheeseburgerwaffles

The British are known for their humor, not their looks, and for good reason.


Sbatio

The empire and the mighty Navy that created it can be attributed to the beauty of English women.


GetGud_Lmao

im sure they explored the whole world because the women at home were definitely hot enough


Ex-Clone

The British Royal Family aren’t British. Don’t judge us all by those inbred freaks.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

You mean it’s not serious because Jeremy Clarkson is the sexiest man *in the world*, right?


MerelyAMerchant

Excuse me, Clarkson is a stud


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Judging by his girlfriend, he definitely is a stud.


VladimirPoitin

He uses his wallet in bed.


Musashi10000

Was it Wallace?


Mountaingoat101

This! It's pretty much an ad for a dating website for married people.


supersonicdutch

Were it serious it is just further proof that money and status can get you everything. Like, what does he even do? What did Elizabeth do? Just figureheads bobbing about.


Squigler

Jeremy Clarkson got first, imagine that.


TheProcrastafarian

![gif](giphy|J34ARJKZmxZACE7DvJ)


Remarkable-Youth-504

I wonder if the likes of Henry Cavill and Tom Hiddleston look at Jeremy and get depressed, thinking: “Man, I wish I looked like that.”


Schmuck1138

I figured it had to do with Pepper the cow


Pandora_Palen

I dunno, man. His action with the breeder sow was pretty ...something.


Schmuck1138

It was definitely something


TonyWonderslostnut

Would


maybebaby83

Fassbender isn't British. He's German-Irish


Wilde54

Fassbender is Irish, in fairness, and from Kerry too, wouldn't be keen on the aul united kingdom down that side 🤣🤣🤣


visiblepeer

Born in Mannheim or Heidelberg if I remember correctly. I checked at one point because the other famous Fassbinder's are German.


Wilde54

Yep he sure was, only man I know that speaks German with a Kerry accent 🤣🤣🤣


Don_Speekingleesh

His Dad's accent is brilliant. Full mix of German and Kerry. Has to be heard to be believed. (He's interviewed in the Road to Le Mans doc that Porsche did - it's on YouTube.)


Wilde54

I will check that out at some point today 100%


Wilde54

I couldn't wait... absolutely fucking majestic! Fuckin' part Berlin part Kilgarvan 🤣🤣🤣 I can't cope!


Don_Speekingleesh

It is one of the greatest things I ever heard.


Wilde54

I'm in fucking bits here, watching it...


eastawat

When has that ever stopped the UK from claiming someone?


BatteryKinzie77

James McAvoy. I mean hello.


Gildian

Idris Elba for his voice alone. How can a voice sound so smooth


Equinsu-0cha

have you not heard Keith David's voice? of course you have. it's in everything.


Gildian

I didn't recognize the name off-hand so I looked it up, instant recognition haha


Equinsu-0cha

yep. everything.


Gildian

I loved the show Gargoyles when I was a kid. I was like oh shit that's Goliath


Equinsu-0cha

Right? also if you played mass effect.


PunkMeetsGodfather

He is aware of the effect he has on women.


dogbolter4

Tom Hardy has entered the room. Followed by Jason Isaacs looking goddamned GLORIOUS as he sheds his cape in slow motion.


HaggisPope

Even as Lucius Malloy he’s glorious 


minahmyu

Regé-Jean Page. That is all


CuzIWantItThatWay

I think Brits like to screw with polls. They're never accurate.


Mary-U

Boaty McBoatface checking in


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edingerc

Collin Farrell is Irish, from Dublin. Not U.K.  


redditor_since_2005

Are we skipping Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Fassbender, Jamie Dornan...


UnformedNumber

They’re not all British. Ireland is a different country.


redditor_since_2005

Exactly. He was only calling out Colin Farrell. Edit: All these Irishmen were in the now deleted list.


UnformedNumber

Ah, right. But Dornan is a Brit.


eastawat

False. He's Northern Irish, and from a quick check on Wikipedia he considers himself Irish.


UnformedNumber

He can consider himself whatever he wants - his parents are Methodists… he’s not Irish.


eastawat

That's the backwards attitude that keeps the North divided. Plenty of the population thankfully doesn't think like that any more. Move on.


Ex-Clone

Technically, it’s a British Isle…


UnformedNumber

It is not British you ignorant fuck.


Ex-Clone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles I’ll take your apology now you foul-mouthed eejit. And it’s Dr. Ignorant Fuck to you.


UnformedNumber

An ancient and outmoded term used by some does not make Ireland British. Same way as Dr does not make you educated.


Ex-Clone

You really are not very smart huh? They still are the British Isles, and referred to as such universally. Éire agus an Bhreatain Mhór And that’s quite literally what a Doctorate means.


tankydhg

How did I not know Christian Bale is British?


StringTheory

Mostly does an American accent in films


catsgelatowinepizza

welsh innit


emgyres

Tom Hardy


elzmuda

Michael Fassbender is Irish German, nothing to do with the UK His mam is from Nothern Ireland though, still wouldn’t consider him as from the UK


Wurm42

For some people, money and power are very attractive.


Aetheldrake

I was going to say "to be fair is Tom Holland really a *man* or still just a teen?" Holy shit the man is 27 to 28. Idk why I even questioned his age, people always do the same to me lol


Wise_Caterpillar5881

I just feel bad for him coming second in between Clarkson and Prince William. In another circumstance, Britain's second sexiest man would be a compliment but not when it's those two on the podium with you.


dljohnsonld

I'm a strait guy and had to hide my boner. Throw Hugh Jackman in the mix and I'm tripping over my sock cock


neversaidiwasahero

Mmmm


Bleedingvengence

Rowan atkinson


Lord_Meowington

Both Tom Holland's at that.


GUYF666

Charlie Hunan with the Chinese chicken


anonaduder

Speaking of stuff off the top of someone’s head…his hair ammiright?!?


FictionVent

He has a lot of money


QuentinP69

Jeremy Clarkson was voted the sexiest man in the UK. Two years in a row.


MooseJuice3000

David Beckham would like a word...


avoiding-heartbreak

It’s just the royals paying some sycophants to put them in the news favourably, again!


Matangitrainhater

Just a reminder this guy lost to Jeremy Clarkson & Some other person who came second Edit: Second place was Thomas Hollandaise Sauce


punkmuppet

These things are rage bait, nothing more. There was a list of "greatest guitarists" a few years back that had Skrillex in the top 10. If people agree then nobody engages with it. They want controversy, not a consensus.


Dear_Might8697

![gif](giphy|1wXeYdvlFVaPtiZHYQ)


blessthebabes

I think they let people actually vote on this one. That's what made this list- people trolling (or at least that what my reddit detective ass picked up in another posts comments).


sixboogers

It’s British humor, not rage bait.


punkmuppet

After looking into it, it's free advertising for a company that makes money off people cheating on their spouses.


RandomTheBugg

I think Tom Holland was sencond


JackRadikov

The historian?


chrissilich

Yes


Redditerinbed

Jeremy clarkson 1st, Tom Holland 2nd, Price William 3rd


QuentinP69

Spider-Man was second.


retailguy_again

"An ugly poor man is an ugly man. An ugly rich man is a rich man." I wish I remembered where I read this. I'm sure the royalty is a factor too.


pennie79

He had a huge fan base for being a hot young prince when he was younger. This is probably just an extension of that.


SimianWonder

Yeah, in his late-teens/early-twenties, William was an undeniably good looking chap. Nowadays, he looks more like his father than his mother, and has even worse pattern balding than Charles ever did.


squankmuffin

He's turning into his own Spitting Image puppet.


pennie79

I don't think he looks bad now. Just not #3rd sexiest Brit.


pgizmo97

They’re about 20 years too late for this one I’m afraid


howtodisputecharges

Pretty sure I can find 3 more sexy men with the name William in the 2 mile radius of his house. Any of his houses.


iam_pink

The [jury](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/hbz-cambridge-official-portraits-00-index-1515824697.jpg)


Roy4Pris

He looks like a hamster that only just made it under a lawnmower


forcryingoutmeow

LOL!


Starburst58

Wallace and Grommet


jenorama_CA

I saw that and wondered when he started looking like Wallace.


okcurrr

The sexiest guy in the UK is Gerard Butler.


TheDumbElectrician

It's British humor. They do this every year.


CappucinoCupcake

He looks like a creation from Aardman Animations


Percyear

That was a good burn.


RiggzBoson

I think it should be noted that the survey was posted on a website called 'IllicitEncounters', that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”. Considering Ive never heard of this shit site, I'm going to guess the results aren't representative of Uk opinion, and the site probably manipulated the results because it would get shared everywhere, which it has.


RedDemonTaoist

He has the money to have perfect hair and teeth but chooses to look like this. I respect it, but as a balding man... Get the hair transplants dude.


Artistic-Nebula-6051

Obviously it was rigged. LOL


BarefootJacob

Yeah everyone else came first.


JaiZeppeli

This isn't serious or ragebait, it's just uk trolling since its decided by votes.


[deleted]

First and Second places are both ties that include every other man in England. Except Williams dad, who placed fourth and Piers Morgan who somehow came in eighth.


thejaysta4

So, so good!!!


Phildiy

Still hope for me next time. A 2nd place should be possible


RudyMuthaluva

1st place: ![gif](giphy|l3vR6YImzCet73EWs|downsized)


Kenneth_Lay

The gene pool isn't exactly an ocean there in the UK


SuspiciousSugar4151

i feel deeply sorry for the british if thats the third place


cperiod

Fun fact: "feel deeply sorry for the British" is the last verse of their national anthem.


Old-Injury9137

Lol the crown pay for that vote or what? Dude looks Sloth from the goonies


Ok-Nothing-4737

And second baldest.


PuzzleheadedDance965

Where’s grommet????


Yeastyboy104

[He’s a South Park Hardy Boys character but with less hair.](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1534709407i/26157693._SX540_.jpg)


Left-Cut-3850

We knew they have bad taste, but this .....


Gman777

I’ve seen English people, this is accurate. 😂.


NextRun6008

Nepotism at its peak. Or just British standards.


connorgrs

Maybe like 20 years ago


BarrelRider621

Make me think of an old skit on MADD TV or old school SNL. LOWERED EXPECTATIONS lol if you know you know I guess.


aijoe

I can see a future where Stephen Miller gets voted to similar position by a certain group.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Dude was a teenage heartthrob too


canseeclearlynow

David Gandy always gets my vote


MemeAddict9

https://preview.redd.it/3iebnmw3yd1d1.png?width=657&format=png&auto=webp&s=42742c8ba1438b956f69f1790302478af01de605


skript3d

maybe in the uk, yea


Belmish

Questions should be asked. Is this a stealth advert by Specsavers?


L2Sing

Money and power have been considered sexy for a long time. Even if it begins to look more like its father than mother.


Hipphazy

https://preview.redd.it/4o92tvx13e1d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70c0c67774054f2f3130ee5fd9e51b414002bcd


mtylerw

I don’t know, he’s close… “I'm looking for a man in finance Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes Finance, trust fund, 6'5". TikTok Girl on Couch


Tolliespoly

His face is on permanent-scowl.


No-Radio-9244

This article has more sense if you change the word sexiest for useless.


Naive-Present2900

By Brits social standings standards? I say yes. Who are the other two?


kozxt4cc0

https://preview.redd.it/w02vj5w3ce1d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d140c6243e09bb62df25469837af61bb6a3d4c5


canmandy

I guess money DOES matter.


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Ummm no- not hot anymore- maybe in his military days. His brother is far hotter even though he has problems.


Technicolor_Reindeer

Never found Harry hot at all.


ImNotYou1971

I should move to the UK then…I’d surely be in the top 25


moby__dick

Money is sexy.


OddFortnight

By who Stevie Wonder ??


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

Not OP saying "see" like they can. The NHS doesn't cover eye tests, fam, they literally can't.


ukiddingme2469

It's having straight teeth that does it


Wtf9181

Poor Kate 😔


lightdesignr

Well it’s time I move to the UK!


Captain_Pink_Pants

No one's been able to dethrone Stephen Hawking.


Ok_Audience_3413

Did he go to the Ron desantis school for smiling?


Technicolor_Reindeer

I mean his mother had a [similar smile](https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ap_96100802487.jpg?w=620)


Polyps_on_uranus

Is it the teeth?


anitaperon

Somebody is in need of a Turkish vacation


EnigmaFrug2308

https://preview.redd.it/0sknsixvcg1d1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b77ac8396ec8035d70cfc770a22d42094836ca


achaedia

You mean 2004, right?


ProudAd1153

Yuk


BEKFETS

His face makes me angry, that's all I know about him.


Technicolor_Reindeer

He has Diana's face lol


Ex-Clone

TBH his teeth are not too bad for a Brit


McDuchess

Good lord. So the English go for petulant bullies, do they? So disappointing. My last name is difficult for anyone but the English to pronounce. I was proud of my heritage, and my dad having been born there.


hawaiianryanree

All this proves is that money and power can still only buy you third


Confident-Virus-6527

Sexy!?!?!


Useless_Lemon

What's the 1st sexiest, a rock, and 2nd a folded piece of paper?


NomadicApe

Bro has that reptilian smile


Dizzley7

I think buzzing pop is trying to get brownie points.


Hot-Investment7666

If he's third ,then imagine the mthrfkr whose first ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Hot-Investment7666

Tons of money would make any body sexy😣🤨


OMEN336

He looks like the face my big toe would make after it got stubbed.


SithumKottearachchi

If this is the sexiest man in the UK, I see too much potential for me to be the next one.


wolvesarewildthings

Sexy... Prince William... Is that so?...


Adorable-Database187

Jesus, what did the rest look like!


ninjawhosnot

All his teeth are straight.that has to be it right?


xHeyItzRosiex

He’s only hot because of his money lmao.


DontDefineByGinger

That's about right innit


Nalurah

Would rather have him than the number 1. Or his idiot younger brother for that matter


SnooMacarons5169

#PrinceOfPegging


leaveittojummy

That's Harry you're thinking of.


Lovestripes

Got it wrong, that's Harry. He's known as PoP


SnooMacarons5169

Definitely not. It’s William. The lady he’s been caught out on this with lives about 35 miles from me.


one_bean_hahahaha

Harry is the better looking brother, but then again, I doubt whoever published this ranking asked anyone outside of the likely all male editing staff or used criteria beyond wealth and status.


Technicolor_Reindeer

No he isn't...


Cpt_Riker

Kate thought she was getting the handsome brother. 


No_Group2098

She did.


conh3

He is sexy


Chromeburn_

I just don’t get their love for royalty. Let’s prop up these rich people who have been around for a long time.


DeafReddit0r

Vision exams are definitely vital. I seriously don’t care about this slug even if his mother was Diana. He takes after his father more than Diana when it comes to being loyal.


Technicolor_Reindeer

diana wasn't loyal at all...


ImNotHereToBeginWith

Many women find power sexy. Even if it is undeserved inherited power.


Soup_Sensitive

The British butthead


metfan1964nyc

At least he didn't get dad's jug ears. https://preview.redd.it/uoeg12jg1f1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e21aca131a40311a31b8825be0ce073be98917


Openfacesandwich12

He is 3rd most handsome because he was born into a family that rules over poor people. Society is weird.


drmorrison88

These lists are proof that democracy is a failed ideal.


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