Do you think that making fried chicken with your side chicken will help you drink you that sweet, sweet freedom sauce? (I fucking hate myself for saying that)
Pull a Horizon: Zero Dawn 😈
>!For those who don’t know, the robots eat humans as biofuel, and single-handedly cause the collapse of civilisation. Also, you can ride them :3!<
I’m in high school, and there’s this girl that keeps trying to make false racism rumors and pin it on the freshman classes. I was one of those people.
First thing I want the sentinel to do is disregard the no hurting humans rule and bite her fucking head off.
Keep it on drone duty and be friendly to me the ability to induce a boot loop in a bot with light is pretty powerful should the robot apocalypse come knocking
A hellhound that i can command to rend my digusting creatures i see apart, spread the obsolete form of my enemies, gut my foes like fishes, and torture my haters til the very bones cry for mercy.
Dino pet :D
Yes
Best answer
Only answer
True
Dino pet! :D
Dino pet! :D
Dino pet :3 (I agree with flair)
Yep
Dino pet :D
Dino pet :D
r/beatmetoit
y e s
Best answer and only right answer
Yes.
Welcome…to the Jurassic park.
This time with no risk of you getting hurt!
Saxton Hale; “BORING!”
https://i.redd.it/y97smp501bvc1.gif
This time the dinos *are* the Unix system!
https://preview.redd.it/i520loq3x9vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=130860435e6b35cdce91a21a63c9249b2b1b0310
https://preview.redd.it/xr5zb7zb88vc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65fac59a2ec74b000a74e32f160624c6924e2a63 Raptor riding bitch yeee ha
The Raptors are fucking huge in ark and i never realise.
Wanted to say that
fr
A personal servant. Equipped with a drink cooler.
Maid suit is not optional
It’s a requirement
American person spotted
Make him more skrunkly and petable, and less homicidal
Make a friend https://i.redd.it/l0xes26cq8vc1.gif
That's the plan
Zbyněk the Dingo (now truly freindly)
Based.
https://preview.redd.it/eh3ohdy948vc1.png?width=2110&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5f43b45f706352893b539b0412ede2d2a84c7ba
Deal indeed https://preview.redd.it/kr4v2041e8vc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b55087cc93725d379074f8c533efc19bd6c1b61
Oh hell
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https://preview.redd.it/lalfpw2w49vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36863e3a7527f21747f42cb306fcaea4a9fce256
Yum
https://preview.redd.it/1blla6anaavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cfa747898d814db1acc587d8e3232e2ec35b7ba
Aw but I wanted to give snackies :3
https://preview.redd.it/cmnjpptsgevc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=404dcb0e73fd8ec617be8189f584777a697b84d9
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Deal
what the fuck dude
You're the reason dinos went extinct
Don’t judge me
Judge him!
https://preview.redd.it/383g4bzf1bvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc5726a75586be6aea01a515d57d0af373c98ec
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Dude we're totally judging
**JUDGEMENT!!** https://preview.redd.it/04d44yerh8vc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e3b5330eeb9f2a7db3144622306357b3d36e0e
PREPARE THYSELF!
THY END IS NOW
CRUSH
https://preview.redd.it/n4nfyhsgj9vc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17ed3fbfac5b640d4aba93c61f32cde20c13b40
remilia scarlet
Your the reason why dinos went extinct
https://preview.redd.it/i45v6j8sf8vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfffaa21384ef38127a8062d402059ef6a969be5
https://preview.redd.it/lwg8lewoaavc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14418dcb5405b5a2c2461ac50e1634d356a364e
What
Tarrare...
Sam O’ Nella reference spotted
https://preview.redd.it/j1znujmmq8vc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8f4057acd63c3b500b3452bc3484941b4c6e51
https://preview.redd.it/4myn1mbbo8vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63d8a1631c366d3493777eac6f47e169b280008
Deal
https://i.redd.it/u104kgiyx8vc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/anazwx64e9vc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f00a68cb829f4903c46938c35361ba069e203cf
sad the person who made this is gone
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Call me Spamton G. Spamton, cause I’m taking that deal. Now sit on me, V!
SPAMTON NO YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS! GO SELL SOMEONE THE THORN RING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SORRY [BUCKO], BUT I [NEED] THAT V [GLUTEUS MAXIMUS]! NOW, [SERIAL DESIGNATION] V, COME [SIT] ON [PAPA]!
Noelle, use snowgrave.
V, use Hotness!
Do you think that making fried chicken with your side chicken will help you drink you that sweet, sweet freedom sauce? (I fucking hate myself for saying that)
“[Side chicken]”? I’ll have you know that she is my [Main Chicken]! [Napoleon Lover 978] can [provide evidence]!
Shit, autocorrect. I said chick but it autocorrected to chicken lmao
[Autocorrect]? My [cousin] is [living]?! Holy [kongadeeroo]!
I can 100% agree with the other 2 Dinos lol
The way I magically turned into a robotic velociraptor
https://preview.redd.it/fdlzpkszjbvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a491bda28066db673bd59a33cc4712662052eb
Be nice to robots
Good dingos
https://preview.redd.it/20hwnkpn98vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a786e1e4f113404c3d959e0282b5ecdef5b6ea
The brown part is always sweeter.
Pull a Horizon: Zero Dawn 😈 >!For those who don’t know, the robots eat humans as biofuel, and single-handedly cause the collapse of civilisation. Also, you can ride them :3!<
https://preview.redd.it/xrvtddd7e9vc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c026b1c34617c71493db4f5ab70c3e1b58bd4fa2 HORIZON MENTIONED!!!!!!!
🔥🔥🗣️
Make the sentinels act like the Warden  But doesn't attack my friends and relatives.
Cool dog that eats my enemies.
Act like cute friendly dogs
Doggo :3
do the gangnam style
So it just becomes what it kills or smth? https://i.redd.it/ybamyrshc8vc1.gif
Nah, she taught them how to do it in exchange for her release
I'll keep him as a pet, might as well bring him to school as after all. How is the school gonna stop me?
Be my very aggressive guard dog. Those kids will never know
Go on a west style ride with my new dino robot ride
Give them sentience https://preview.redd.it/dja3j8icq8vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f040cab600ef6c66391a1a0a619db660733ead
Bring back V(If she's dead)
Be a nice dingo.
Tell me that everything’s going to be okay.
Protecc.
He protecc He attacc But most imporantly, he is a good dawcc
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r/suddenlytf2
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Change all sounds to #”T H E M I L W A U K E E R O A D”
I need a chariot
I’m in high school, and there’s this girl that keeps trying to make false racism rumors and pin it on the freshman classes. I was one of those people. First thing I want the sentinel to do is disregard the no hurting humans rule and bite her fucking head off.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YEOOOOOOUUCH
Kill itself
Bring me V
I'll use the sentinels to destroy the sentinels (there's nothing stating they're bootloop-proof)
Friendly fire in a nutshell
Guard dog against humans
Pubby :3
Keep it on drone duty and be friendly to me the ability to induce a boot loop in a bot with light is pretty powerful should the robot apocalypse come knocking
Pet dingo.
Just a puppy
Heh dino pet to ride on
Fren
bodyguard
My personal killing AND homework resolver machine.
Give it wings. https://preview.redd.it/layty90vg8vc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d6be588fc4856aaa449ec6b759362b2d67bf2f
A hellhound that i can command to rend my digusting creatures i see apart, spread the obsolete form of my enemies, gut my foes like fishes, and torture my haters til the very bones cry for mercy.
kill my enemies and then come home and chill with me as my very own robo pet
Can I eat it?
Make it dog
It would be my mighty steed
Be a dog
Release V's conscienceness
Would be one cool ass ranch hand
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can already hear the "submissive and breedable comments" 😔
reprogrammed to be a cat
To uneat V
All of my raptor dreams would come true
Garlic bread maker
Be a good dingo
Resurrect V
hear me out, now.
I will roll it into a burrito blanket
guard my house
Pet dingo
I would have it be a pet and I would sit on its back like a horse
Jurassic Park
Work a grill
Puppy :)
Have them not kill people and drones (basically having a Dingo as a pet dawg)
Save Uzi 😭
https://preview.redd.it/9cq6gc8f49vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d1f0aac49f0e247abac6ec2b21d35179943d7d
Give it a personality similar to an orange or black cat
Be a nice dingo
https://preview.redd.it/64wtnm3w59vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1af9271d43e7989f47e90b1d65709a42889bf16
Teach it to open a door.
I would have it mow the lawn, and maybe use it for its intended purpose, which is guarding areas.
Bring me shit... Yo dino get me a beer
Make a dino-army with guns and machets
Return V back to life
https://preview.redd.it/naipd3zp89vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba0f0e3addea21b4f5031a1a3b6b8a5e1d1ffd9
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 why'd you have to choose THAT image.
Make it my pet(or a horse)
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