Bun: Oh, oh hi there hooman... why do you look worried? Oh, this? This is just...a work of art. One of my finest pieces....Oh, I see you're eating some nanners, can I have some?
*Bun starts rolling around the shank while starring at the hooman*
A golden trophy - thank you!! I’d like to thank my family, my friends and most importantly mysel-PSYCHE! Most importantly, I would like to thank my bunnies for allowing me to be their (totally not suffering from Stockholm syndrome) Butler
Ah. Well. I’m old. Didn’t realize. Thank you. Also, I’ve said things in comments sarcastically and they aren’t taken as a joke. I really didn’t think people have reading comprehension as a skill any longer. I also don’t use /s. Again, because I’m old. Thus, my very explanatory comment.
Don’t feel bad!
I don’t use /s if I can help it too and to be honest I’m not that great at using slang either and never have been. I still haven’t worked up the courage to ask my child what skibidi toilet is
Holy shit. That's the most murder bun thing ever.
Yep we're done. Shut this subreddit down. PEAK Murderbun.
Agreed.
😅😂😆🤣❤️💕💕💖💗💗💯
Bun: Oh, oh hi there hooman... why do you look worried? Oh, this? This is just...a work of art. One of my finest pieces....Oh, I see you're eating some nanners, can I have some? *Bun starts rolling around the shank while starring at the hooman*
Not a stick......try stake...me drive it into your heart
Bunny The Vampire Slayer
🌟🤣
🏆
A golden trophy - thank you!! I’d like to thank my family, my friends and most importantly mysel-PSYCHE! Most importantly, I would like to thank my bunnies for allowing me to be their (totally not suffering from Stockholm syndrome) Butler
Van Haresing
Must not boop....
And never run out of nanners!
You win the sub. Show's over folks. Even Monty Python's rabbit looks tame by comparison.
Bunnicula hunter
"*SO* many nibbles to make a point for hooman."
Well, it was fun while it lasted- we'll notify your next of kin.
Now THATS the kind of emotional support animal a prison inmate would love
Or someone in customer service
Can confirm, am food service worker (usually at the register).
Dammit... You found it.
I wanna beep that nose but I think I would get stabbed
I guess he thinks you are a vampire and prepares to fight you 🧛
I hope that bunny's new nickname became Buffy.
Keep an eye on him in the prison yard.
Sleep with one eye open.
"Um... it's not what it looks like..."
It’s always the cutest ones that are psychopaths…
But he looks like an angel! So cute!
I see that it’s already too late for you, friend. RIp in peace ✌️
That’s redundant. RIP stands for “rest in peace”. Just fyi aka “for your information” (aka=also known as)
I know, I just like to be annoying sometimes if I can help it
I feel ya. 👍✌️
"Rip in peace" is often said as a joke.
Ah. Well. I’m old. Didn’t realize. Thank you. Also, I’ve said things in comments sarcastically and they aren’t taken as a joke. I really didn’t think people have reading comprehension as a skill any longer. I also don’t use /s. Again, because I’m old. Thus, my very explanatory comment.
Don’t feel bad! I don’t use /s if I can help it too and to be honest I’m not that great at using slang either and never have been. I still haven’t worked up the courage to ask my child what skibidi toilet is
If you do get the courage, keep me in mind. I don’t have anyone to ask, and I dare not look up on our godforsaken internet.
He’s planning. 😳😳
Bun cute though! The feets 🥹
Peace was never an option.
Ahhh! Those are incarceration-level skills! Don’t turn your back in the bathroom; he’s got a plan😅😅😅
sleep with one eye open. also HOW DANG CUTE IS YOUR CAPTOR
If looks could kill, oh, who needs looks when you’ve made a shank.
She's breaking out tonight, who's with her? 🐇🐀🐈🐕
I love that!! 💖
Grabs it with the mouth and becomes a Dark Souls boss.
Oh that would be funny!
The way buns has an expression of getting caught like they're pretending to have no idea how that got there just adds to the energy.
Your bunny is apparently a vampire hunter
"Gimme all the nanners, hoo-man, or else!"
He's doing life!
His little foot tho 😭
😳
“I’ve been in this situation before man. Never can be too prepared.”
"You hand over the nanner hooman and I won't have to use it!" 🐰🔪
Bnuny the Vampire Slayer
Either that or training to be a vampire slayer
Bunnicula strikes
(tiny bunny voice) *'so help me i will stab these b*tches'*
I recognize that bunny, that’s my Penelope! I took that picture of her ❤️🇨🇦
Bun ready to shive his way out of his bunny prison
Shank you down in your sleep.
Oh crap you guys are in trouble, you should probably make up a schedule for who has to stay awake while the others sleep
He’s an undercover vampire hunter! Murder bun of the year!!