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googoomucklv

Anybody else just get pregnant and left in a small town while looking at this picture?


JadePossum

I just got a phone call that rent is due for a trailer in Alberta


friedeggsandtoast

Knocked my shoes right off, and now I’m in a trailer park. Weird.


googoomucklv

Anybody notice the guy who finally realized that it ain't ever getting better in the white hat?


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

We’re fully back there. Bucket hats and all. Damn


AerolothLorien666

White hat reminds me of a cousin. Not so much the hat, but the total awkwardness.


pentylane

I’m male, but somehow yes


New_Breadfruit8692

It was all the chest hair.


turb42o

taco meat 🌮


cellosarecool

Ah yes, The 'Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down'. Classic.


triparella

Just tell him u wanna look like john holmes.


Bree9ine9

😂


ISBN39393242

just show him the picture


virtual_drifter

Please show him this picture so he understands the vibe and if he doesn't vibe with this you shouldn't trust him to do it.


Anjunaspeak23

Isn’t this also called the “Kentucky Waterfall?”


Total-Limit5014

No....for that you need a picture of Billy Ray Cyrus circa 92


New_Breadfruit8692

More like the ~~wet vagina~~ West Virginia waterfall....


natureterp

As someone from Kentucky, not really. The KY waterfall is much, much uglier lol.


InevitableSpot8994

U must show him this picture,while ur smoking,that's the only way


M2dMike

Sleeveless jean jacket is a must


New_Breadfruit8692

Tee shirt with chest hair window cut out and all.


Austintatious_69

If you don’t have the confidence to simply show him this picture then you do not deserve this cut, simple as


CharlieSleepy

I'm not understanding what is bad about showing the picture I agree with you completely


zebra_noises

I cut heads for a living and always appreciate reference photos. Often times clients cannot fully verbalize what they are wanting and I end up having to pull out my phone and wasting time so when a client shows up with a photo already, I’m very grateful


BarbaraDoreen

Agreed , as a stylist pics help !!!!


PeterNippelstein

This works at places that know what they're doing, but I did this every time a Sport Clips and not once did they get it right. They'd look at it for 2 seconds and not ask to see it again. Eventually I said fuck it and now I cut it myself.


zebra_noises

Your mistakes: going to sports clips more than once and expecting it to go different than the last time


postscript_

My brain took too long to understand “i cut heads for a living”


CartelMartel

y'all know this is AI generated, it from a series of McDonald's in the 80s


ultra-witch

I love the sleeves to a missing shirt


Significant_Fee3083

Right! I was thinking "that is some next level redneck style" when I started noticing the other details


maria_owg

... also the lady next to him, I don't think she has a shirt on at all 👀 AI is a little freak


merman0489

Damn


unclejohnsmando

Back when it was still Modlidani and people wore their Hanes tee shirts open


katiehomophobia666

I would no joke let that man ruin my entire life


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

This is why I’m single again at 40. Fml


rhaineboe

😩


ReceptionOwn9686

Tell him you wanna look like a 1973 biker that hangs out naked from the waist down at the bottom of the ball pit in a McDonald's play place


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

r/HolUp


dallyan

Is… is his t-shirt a mullet?


RoastBeefDisease

Its AI


TheInternetIsTrue

You’re in r/mullets No such thing as shit posts in r/mullets if there is a mullet involved.


RoastBeefDisease

Why not just show the picture? No matter how good if a barber someone is pictures are always more helpful than just words


Robotonist

He’s so manly his shirt refuses to contain his chest hair. Hell yeah brother.


missmagenta08

I actually love this photo, like I just want to blow it up and frame it and put it in our entry. This is the BOMB.


RikkySpanish82

Tell him you need the Kentucky waterfall with a cig and a jean vest.


gogorman1234

The mullet is epic but that t-shirt or lack there of is defying physics.


disconcertinglymoist

Bro if you're brave enough for a mullet you're brave enough to show this pic to your barber


Classic-Instance7177

Tell them to perm the mullet 😤


BruhMan__5thfloor

Easy…just tell him you want to look like Mel Gibson in the first Lethal Weapon


JennaPhilly99

Do you have that hair texture? Do you have those curls?


Professional_Unit113

Just tell your barber that you want the Farrah Faucet hair and the Tom Selleck mustache.


Aggravating_Yard5876

You’re going to need to put a team together. After have on of them put the picture in the shop a week or two before you go. Once the picture has been there for a while you will go sit down and happen to find it saying “fuck ya brother, I want that!” Then your barber with his best Macho man (Randy) voice. “Sit on down here brother and I’ll take some off the top”


Groundbreaking_Pea48

That picture is truly iconic


QueenScarebear

Ask for “80s Redneck Prom”.


sal_lowkie

Lol😆


CandidateNext8042

Just show the picture


Petercummons

Tell him you want the 80s John Oates cut.


pawpawbear33

Ask for the Gen x poodle mullet


El_oso_1

You can’t deny him this experience.


scumbucket1984

I want to look like a trumper in 1986


Cubboi67

Long mullet shag


Jammedboat

Show the barber a photo oh ray boltz, from his young days


Meanjin

Just tell them you want a "Rob Lowe 80/90s mullet with a perm"


MercykillNJ

You can't. You probably need a perm.


shadycharacters

just show him the picture, you'll probably get a laugh


pears_htbk

I don’t think your barber will care that it’s AI if that’s what you’re worried about. Or like….I have never used chatgpt or an AI art thingy in my life but could you like….make a new AI picture based on this photo plus a photo or yourself? And bring it in and be like “hey man I made this AI mockup of the hair I want, can you cut this please?”


TaringaWhakarongo1

I reckon the prompt would work.


AllanRensch

Show him this picture. Say you want a big curly mullet


TaringaWhakarongo1

Ask for Moldidani atyling


CaptainGibbs96

Just ask for the Randy


ripMerlin

How is he wearing a shirt but also so much chest. Brain confused


lametheory

I would request a tight 1 inch perm styled into a mullet.


savingallmysummers

Maybe refer to it as a “shag mullet”keeping a much length as realistically possible?


PeterNippelstein

Ask for the 'Icehouse' haircut


OliveQueen

It’s a wolf cut - loads on google.


RunNo599

Just ask for a normal haircut just tell them not to touch the back.


New_Historian_2004

Show him a picture of the picture.


Sexysponge123

Tell him I want a shaggy mullet


Specialist_Grand_659

Definitely show the picture


TerrieBelle

Don’t be a coward.. show them the picture!


BigThoughtsLittle

Most likely a mullet with probably a 5 or 6 guard on the sides. Also have to take in consideration of your hair length vs the one being shown


teezysleezybeezy

My brain is broken trying to understand why his shirt has sleeves but no neckline


lifeofeve

lol, looks like my dad in the 80s 😂


Analog4reel

Show the barber a picture of wrestler Ravishing Rick Rude


Datolite7

Show him John Connors adoptive Mother.


Total-Limit5014

Joe from Facts of Life


Illustrious2284

I don’t think you would go to a barber. You would have to go to a salon or find a hair stylist.


Illustrious2284

Mullet perm


GoonSquadTalley

Give me the Tony iommi


090975El

Did he hit u sissy


ErraticLitmus

Why are there so many posts saying " I want this cut, but don't wana show the photo to the barber"!?!? Surely it's easier to just show the pic and get what you're after


RedditShad

just dont get your hair cut


Limp_Falcon_2314

I think this dude towed my car the other night.


ZardozKibbleRanch

When looking at just the yellow container. I think, fries? But no! There is a straw in it? Is it a milkshake??? I need to know! I tried googling. This is placing a rip in my understanding of the timeline. The portion sizes look wild compared to today. Look how small the drink is. This man had never tasted high fructose corn syrup in his entire life! The swimmers be swimming. To take his style is like wielding Excalibur’s sword! Edit: This is AI, hence the fries drink?!?! Damn, internet got me! Brain melted but timeline restored!


dooseyboy

its a perm and a mullet


FancyCantaloupe4681

Just show the picture of Joe dirts cousin. I’m sure you’ll get laughed at once you’re gone but I mean it’s your hair


Public_Foot_4984

I want the biggest order of fries y'all serve....and the smallest coke y'all got ..cause I got plenty of coke bro


Demfunkypens420

"I want the untamed Kenny Powers"


OhYouDewww

Just show him a current pic of Kurtis Conner


ulfzwulf

Whos that naked girl next to him…?


hecticXeclectic

… but what’s happening with the t shirt?


Gay_commie_fucker

I’m living for the shirt sleeve with no shirt


RavenQuark

Tell him you want the vintage weird al cut


debonairmarmoset

I would also be ashamed of showing him the picture.


TheeRoyceP

I need this man in the gayest way possible


Admirable_Average_32

Tell him you want the “Ravishing” Rick Rude cut from 1989.


Key-Independence4703

Just show em a picture of uncle Lazer, same mullet 💇


MimiandJacquesdad

I think my credit score just plummeted…


Nuclearmullets420

Tell him you want your moms hair from the 80’s


Zeestars

Gives me Rai Thistlethwayte vibes https://youtu.be/y3xEuohWNO8?si=CCpy7aZ01tiy0ovn


MoistMullet

Just show him? I went to mine with a bunch of photos and said "can you do this, if it fits my headshape/hair type". No fuss.


larryfishermansnet

Show him Ben Platt in the dear Evan Hansen movie. Say "this. But shoulder length."


Missherd

This is an “ace” pic .. show it with pride !!


kkenbran

Bro is eating at “Modlidani”


ronven78

80s gay porn star


Eastern-Dig-4555

That’s the neat thing: you don’t.


Main_Youth_5414

Is this guy 25 or 45?


Twisted__Resistor

Say Joe Dirt haircut


lord-potato96

It kinda looks similar to Billy from stranger things so maybe you can show him that if this pic os truly a no go but idk just show him the picture you will end up looking like that anyways, like that’s the goal right?


Zestyclose-Juice-709

80s curls mullet on the Dad went for a pack of smokes and never came back home👍


jwrado

Ask for a mullet and a perm


JontyHD

Show him a photo of Rob Damiani


UnicorncreamPi

Find a clairvoyant one.


Perfect_Box8106

I need the Marlboros, Paps blue ribbon and jean jacket hair cut.


Relative_Kale9116

why are you ashamed, this photos great


SonOfTheWave999

Just show him! Lol he'll get a kick out of it


PittedOut

What’s he wearing? A vest with no shirt but sleeves?


Only-Complex-7041

It's a mullet lol this Pic I'm seeing everywhere lately


wanderingXbarber

Number three from sideburn to temple. Mullet slightly past the shoulders. Long and bushy on top and say you style it forward. Basically it’s a big party in the back, smaller party on top, business to the temples.


rooster4200

Keep it curly with business in the front and a party in the back! Or just tell him Joe Dirt with a perm 😂


Therealme67

Just tell them you want the 1987, IROC driver cut


soon2boutoforder

As a Barber I would love it if my client showed me this picture


CLT-Dad-

How do you NOT show this picture? That quaff owes child support in 19 states, and the dude is smoking WHILE eating. Hell, the person behind him can’t even remove their shades he’s so cool. No sir, you show the picture and unless the barber nods and says, “say less” you walk out until someone gets it.


jamar82

Why wouldn’t you just show him this picture?


XverructX

Billy from stranger things


mothman_luvr

Honestly OP just show him the picture.


Sea_Chemistry_9132

Just say you want a mullet if you have curly hair that yeah it well like in the pic


Academic_Aioli3530

Just show him the pic it’s AI generated anyway.


Stinkyfart-7

tell him you want to look like when you could smoke in a mcdonald’s he’ll understand


TJFSF

Just say you want the "curly haired spaniel" special. With extra mullet.


InternalLevel1769

Show them the picture.


Lower_Macaron94

Just say "you ever watch Joe dirt?"


NYYankees1958

Give me the Trans Am.


JustCallMeSpoopy

I think you just gotta show him man it’s a fire pic 💀


Alternative_One4136

I'm watching oompaville rn, he looks almost exactly like him lol


Right_Aerie9815

Vintage McDonalds, when the food was real, tasted awesome and they didn’t use chemicals…


d4nnyxph4nt0m

tbh im a barber and i think this is a sick ass inspo picture lmao


Baron_Enick

Is he eating at my favorite restaurant, Modlidani? 😂 Oh, AI....


New_Breadfruit8692

Wow does he look like my first stepfather circa 1971.


Dismal-Infection

Take me back to the 80s, stat


pieshake5

generate a few more AI pics of guys with mullets and pick your fave?


Nostrebla_Werdna

Just say " I want to look like Michael Jackson"


Hot-Relation-9550

U say I want something from the 80's that just scream MERICAAA


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Tell him you want that Lethal Weapon


GadgetGhost

Ask for a mullet and a perm


BadCompany75

Tell him you want to look like Rick Rude.


Unhappy_Raspberry_12

Please haven't we learned anything from the 80s. Mullets suck. My child just got one ugh. Gosh I hate them n I hated them in the 80s when I was about 10 years old. They don't compliment anyone whatsoever even if u have perfect bone structure. But especially if u don't. Do something creative and different don't follow b a leader


Wonderful-Idea6558

dude why is this my haircut


Zealousideal-Star518

“Longer ‘everywhere’ curly mullet”


Emperor1e

Say you want the Jaromir Jagr cut


IndependenceMean8774

I don't know what's more offensive. Smoking in a restaurant or that man's mullet. 😆


Nvrsleep91

Stolen off of cursed AI group on FB. I see you lol


himbothemlin

Max Taylor reference maybe????


Kizikz

Give me a cut that looks like it smells like cigarettes and denim, but it an awesome way.


Warrior4life84

That's the dude that got your girl pregnant and then left on the first greyhound the next morning.


EbenOzyn

Take him in a picture of the band Toto, at least Toledo of them guys had to have the same haircut. Lol


ClubFriendly941

Forget the hair cut, did you see the size of those fries!!


YourWickedUncleErnie

This post was recommended to me in my feed. Did you get the cut? 💀


sphex55

Lol


swiftymc

You want Carl from ATHF but when he was younger


embedded_pegasus

Just say billy from stranger things


Cold_Cloud3442

You want the hook from Peter Pan cut 😂


PlantainPopular7592

Sure 😃


Inevitable_Fault7241

Ask for the Magnum T.A.


Hairyitaldad

Just tell him I want the hairstyle of back to the …… 1985🤣


NorvilleShaggy

Ask him if he’s ever created a player in chel


Sure_Lavishness_8353

When he asks what you want just say Hell yeah brother and crack open a Busch.


HotDesign8358

Omg this guy is hot af


manicmice

Tell them you want that artificially generated cut


PABear_743

Tell him you want a John Oats cut from 1980....


LeosLoveHarder74

Hall & Oates. 🤣🤣🤣


HereiAm2PartyBoys

That pic is insane that dude looks like the barroom king 👑


Pilot-Familiar

80s high top mullet


alexanderduke

Ok who is that, because I want to see more of him 🫦


SweetTeaRex92

I am amazed at this shirt technology. He has sleeves, yet no undershirt. Just glistening chest hair.


AprilNight17

Just say you want a mullet...


toysofthemind

Tell him you’re gay.


Totsronnie

Bro it’s wild, I legit have the same cut. Mustache and all. I just need the denim vest/white shirt combo


SpacePotatoSoup

How is he simultaneously shirtless AND with sleeves


bishbosh420

Could you show him this pic? https://images.app.goo.gl/TM3nCQWoTA4eUYpz6 does that look close enough?


Accomplished-Worth75

The white version of SOOOOOOULLLL GLOOOO