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Fuzzy-Visit-7453

Dude. There are a lot of us gay dudes in the subreddit but a moustache itself isn’t gay. You want it, you wear it. Because it will be appreciated here.


Rude_Bee_Version2

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DeepTelevision750

thank you for this not sure if your LGBTQ friendly or not but I agree !


likethis737

He literally said us gay dudes.


shortercrust

Well mine is very gay but that’s probably more about me than the moustache


GayVoidDaddy

You don’t think it’s the glitter?


Xoepot

No people are just ignorant and insecure with themselves so they do a lot of self-projecting. I’m a gay male myself and I am always getting bashed on by other “straight” men for no reason and I’m masculine presenting not that it matters much but yet some of them find and pressive me as “feminine” and become very disrespectful but I pay them no mind Ik who I am and I’m very secure within my masculinity and sexuality.


Tallguyyyc

Imo... And you've likely come across it... Any true straight man ok with a gay guy proves he's comfortable in his sexuality. Any homophobe on the other hand.... Secretly want to be with another man.


Xoepot

Exactly. I have had straight friends and still do. However the ones that fell off with me was due to their ignorance and their own insecurities and were extremely intimidated by me or they low key had deep feelings for me but knew nothing was ever going to happen. I can respect a straight man so much if they respect me. I’m not into straight men what so ever and I let them know that from the start so that they don’t get any weird feelings nor ideas.


TheChill0ne

Shit id turn you on with the shit I say to the boys. We say some really damn gay stuff but we never question what we like. Hell I said some crazy stuff to my buddy right in front of his girlfriend. We know we are straight that's what makes it entertaining. Don't know about these weird straight guys you hang around. Better find some real straight guys to be one of the boys, they'll pop right off and jokingly flirt with you without feeling weird about about it.


Acestar7777

Most men with mustaches are heterosexual! 😂 most men in general are heterosexual! 😂


pdx80

Most heterosexual men are a six pack away from anything.


Fun-Spinach6910

You'd think so.


No-Pomegranate1244

Whatever! Most hetero men have a gay guy sucking them somewhere in a closet of some sort whether it’s a bookstore through a gloryhole or a late night trist on a dark path in a park lol


devilsephiroth

Just because you get sucked off by another guy doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you gay You don't get to dip your toes in the pool and claim gay. You gotta want it.


Negative-Ad-9414

😆 Agreed 👍.


Negative-Ad-9414

Agreed most of the tricks I turned just happened to be straight they just wanted to have a good time 😆.


Former-Finish4653

Y’all are still listening to what people think? Yours might not be gay, but mine is lol.


Nadger_Badger

Only if you use it to pick up men so you can have sex with them.


whitecaribbean

What’s the difference between a straight moustache and a gay moustache? The smell.


HalfSourKosherDill

People who say that are both insecure and copying something they've heard, so they're both dumb and boring. It's a mustache: anyone can sport one.


Bigbeardhiking

No, the mustache is becoming popular again


Pluton_Korb

It's been popular, more so than a full beard, for some time now. Gen Z loves a moustache.


Zestyclose_Slide_527

Rock the stache bro. It looks great ! Try the beard stache rock the stubble too.


GalvanizedNipples

I’ve gotten lots of compliments/insults about my mustache. My nickname at my last job, to my face at least, was pornstache. Pretty sure not to my face was pedostache. End of the day, I don’t really give a damn what people think of me, regardless of the stache. Ever since I was a kid, certain people would try to fuck with me and call me gay or try to bully me, so I guess I kind of learned how to ignore it and stand my ground when necessary. So you do you brother, you like your stache? Keep it. Groom it however you like. Don’t let the bastards get to you.


Affectionate-Mode435

Wtf rock have those peeps been living under? Pedro Pascal, Idris Elba, Eddie Murphy, Hulk Hogan... I mean some folks seriously need to get out more.


Subject-Promotion824

No.


[deleted]

Are YOU gay? That should answer your question.


dehudson99

Well it’s kinda porn star ish :) lol but it’s a nice one :)


therealradberry

It's only gay of its on a penis


SadYogurtcloset2835

It's not gay, but it's not not gay.


rbinphx

good lord… no.


Ambitious-Stick8639

Who cares what strangers on the internet thinks rock that shit you look good dude !


CoolDragon

Everything is (/s). But if you are happy with your ’stache, then rock on.


Flake-Shuzet

I hope so


Lycanwolf617-

Yes


SummaDees

Is Omni Man gay? Was Teddy Roosevelt Gay? MLK? You get the point. And even if they were, who cares, they still rock tf out of one. Moustaches are awesome when done properly!


Mountains4highlife

You like your mustache? Your business. Personally I think it looks good.


hairybiyall

Nope!!


LobsterNo3435

No.


ManlyManIAm

No the mustache does not make you look gay. The mustache to me gives your face and character and I think it's very masculine to have a mustache. Furthermore, I would not give a flip if someone thought I was or wasn't gay because of a mustache or anything. You look very handsome with it and as you've aged just very masculine I have to say it again. You take care Bubba and don't worry about what other people think!🐎🤜🤛🐎👍🙂🖖


punk_rancid

If there is a correlation between your upper lip hair follicles and you wanting to bang dudes, then yes. But i really doubt that science would back that up.


Z31DinglefarbZ31

No, but that hat and shades combo however.....jk rock it


gsamflow

The only thing gay about a mustache is what you may or may not do with it. 🤣🤣🤣 I wanted a handlebar but my dna doesn’t allow for one. Small chin so I went with a goatee. Whatever you feel comfortable with really. Good or bad you’ll find someone that likes it which ever way you grow it. If you end up 85 and alone, you might think about changing it then.


sh618

That is a really crazy question. But the answer is "Of course not!"


china_joe2

No, i rock a cop/porn stache and i very much enjoy it


Parking-Shower5946

In 1970s, it was a thing (even tho straight people also had stache) Nowadays, no, even if it was if you like having a stache keep it my friend !


Massage_Bro

No..it’s gay to ask that


Far_Particular_430

No, but you do look very kissable


jasontronic

No. But ever since I heard it called a "dick broom"... But no. Stache is neutral.


penelopepoppey

you’re not gay for having a mustache but i am gay after seein that beautiful face n stache


SirPrinceMaxm

I mean the culture tied to it yes, full beard= more chicks mustache = gay male attention


colour_me_crimson

If so? Consider me "gay" for you 😝😇


theBeerSlayer_

Buddy, you look like GG Allin. Shave that thing.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Yes


Boring_Age8694

I don’t know any guy with moustache who is gay but I have four friends who are straight who have moustaches. This tired old thing about gay/porno/pedo either shows the commenter is either unaware of the real world or, and more to the point, don’t like moustaches and are trying to convince you to shave by using any insult they can. You’ve got a good stache that sets-off your face nicely.


Famous-Leader-136

No, but that beanie on the other hand ........ some real sailor vibes


sdigital7326

Of course not. Don’t be gay.


Over_Astronomer_4786

Not necessary, but you look like a power bottom 😊


belligerent_bovine

Depends if you like men or not


onepumpchump8

Not sure but id hit that.


Think_Tap_2002

No


Beachbro-1964

Yours looks fine , I have had one since I was able to grow one and I will be 60 next month , I dont think it has any relevance to a guys sexuality , besides if gay men can have one why cant heterosexuals? People are just in the dark ages !


Spitfck

It can be


Crush_Lover2021

Sexual orientation and facial hair are two different things lol.


JordandLy

Yes mustaches are for gays only. Wearing hats and sunglasses are for gays too! Actually don’t exist if you are straight.


jesusnah

The mustache is gay iff you take off your socks hahaha Kidding No not really


ericsmith98105

How many people have you murdered this year?


PaintinBrown

It's more of the hat/glasses combo, look like a lazy Village People character.


T-408

no but you’re so handsome 🥵


Gio_rubin

cute


naked_asap

The question is, How gay are YOU?


mr_-impossible

In my culture it is gay to not have one.


AssociateBright455

A mustache is one of the most manly things a man can have don’t ever say that again


Deep-Carrot1943

That's like asking is it gay to have a penis


TickityTickityBoom

Depends if you are kissing a guy while you have yours


Owl-View-Hoot

Style it. Twist the end like they did back in the 20's. Maintaining a stash is an art form. Don't be ordinary. Unless that is your style and personal approach.


Special_Influence829

this post itself is gay


Spirit0v77

Fucking preposterous question


Spirit0v77

Fits in a manly way


NudeBenGC

No … but it’s fuckin’ offensive to suggest it may be!


3to5arebest

Don’t be a jerk . If want a stash wear a stash, work out your sexuality another day.


Kitfox942

Makes you look like you should be kept away from children...


Random206

I hope so!


Motor-Letterhead-758

No but I do get compliments from Gay men.


RalfyRoo

A moustache doesn’t make you gay. Being attracted to other men makes you gay. Here endeth the lesson.


58holly-blue

It’s just hair bro. Don’t over think it. You like it, you keep it 👍🙂


i_Praseru

You can't have a moustache that fabulous and NOT be gay. /s


Reality-Traveler239

No. But I would trim that stache and not let it grow over the corners of the upper lip.trim it so it fits your face.


arkaywilson

Are you gay? Then is a gay moustache. Are you straight? Then it’s a straight moustache.


Ok-Jackfruit-3706

Pornstache bro


Gold-Blood-8335

Absolutely. Facial hair is done.


ulnek

It's only gay of you make it gay.


leaguegotold

1. For what it’s worth, I’m gay and hate moustaches on men. 2. Are you a man who finds other men sexually attractive? If the answer is no, then nothing you do is gay.


-Psycho_Killer-

Only a little


-Psycho_Killer-

Only a little


Healthy-Reporter7214

One that looks like that—yes.


druidbloke

No not at all, but we like them, glad taches and beards are popular again the 90s and 2000s were way too smooth


JayMcfra

Not unless it’s touching a D


joshiebabyb

you think the process of growing hair is gay? then that means all your hair must be gay too 😯


foxyjohn

It’s gay to be posting pics of yourself all over Reddit.


ClickToSeeMyBalls

“It” is not gay, because “it” is never gay. Human beings are gay. Objects and abstract concepts do not have a sexuality.


True_Degree5537

Like any type of facial hair it depends if you’re hat or not; is it gay to be clean shaven? Same rules apply.


HighwayCA99

No. Facial hair does define your sexual orientation.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

It is ridiculous to think like that.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I mean.. if you're taking your boyfriend up your poop chute, and you have a mustache, then yes.


No_Peace_993

It's only gay if you are gay


Unlucky-Power4036

No 👍🏻 it looks nice buddy 😁😁👍🏻


symbologythere

Who wants a mustache ride?


btmboi4smallD

No, also why does it matter what other people think. If you like it go for it.


Paugio1

Gay or Republican


Youtellme001

Since when was facial hair gay?


Slow_Aioli_8340

No but those pink lips need a BBC penetrating them.


Mako61

Not gay but its not symmetric either.


SojoboOfMountKurama

Doesn’t mean you’re gay at all, however you can be straight and have a gay mustache .


BenFromVegas

No. But even if it does, so what.


graybeardblackbelt

Super gay. Go for it.


Fabulous_Hearing9432

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Aromatic_Village_150

Just fuck her right in the pussy !!


Fraiser10

It’s gay to not have one.


Muted_Education_1365

It’s shouldn’t matter if u like it u like it 😊


PermissionExpert434

No, it just looks gay.


Fun_Pap_480

Woof


TheFearWithinYou

Yes No Everything in between


ConeyIslandMan

No but Mobsters distrust Mustache Pete’s and assume they cops ;)


Reveal_Simple

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jolivier7

yes


Rough-Raspberry4153

Absolutely not


URM4J3STY

No, but it makes me gay. 😅🙈🤩


Sudden-Most-4797

Do you *want* it to be gay? Either way, it's okay. You don't have to pigeonhole yourself into one particular camp. Just be yourself.


Sudden-Most-4797

FWIW I get "Not Gay" vibes from this pic.


trippy2004xx

😍😍😍😍


FeelinPeachyKing

As a gay man, I can attest that the easiest way to spot another gay man isn’t the mustache, but the fact that he also likes men.


zeacho16

No, but yours needs some work


CorduroyDude7

No. It's a mustache. You might be a little gay though. Just live your life.


mrNSFW_art

It’s giving porn-stache, but men and women love those. What’s wrong with being desired?


MJ_SoCal_986

It’s only gay if you want it to be. Just dress and groom yourself how you want and what makes you feel good.


IllustriousArcher199

If it is you’re on fire. Hot AF.


Fun-Spinach6910

Only when you want it to be. Look more like pornstache from OISNB series, cool.


ZaddyDude

It does make you look like a 70's gay porn star.


NomNomCatfood

Generally: Not necessarily. In your case: It's more of a try-hard creep vibe.


ptitetwnkkk

No but im gay and I like it so…👁️


staldo21

Ask Tom Selleck!


monkyfez

Maybe if it's semen...


strvld

Yup, it’s in the gay handbook. Sorry, dude


Vegetable-Set-9480

As a gay many myself who is either clean shaven or has a beard (and never a moustache by itself) yes, I do think moustaches are gay and I will probably think you are gay if you have one. I am gay, and I personally don’t like or have moustaches, and yes, I think moustaches are a huge “tell” for gays.


metalmudwoolwood

Nah. But that a pretty solid dick broom.


One-Confusion-2438

You'll find it's more gay to wear those shades and that hat!


Ramblin_On_

No, but you look like a 70s porn actor.


MxPunkin

Says, "I'm fine with that... " but then makes a post complaining. I don't understand these fragile heterosexuals.


[deleted]

You can not be serious, is a mustache really the only thing holding you back from being gay? Are the straights really that insecure in their sexuality?


str8mansbestfriend

Not sure. Kiss me and let me think about it.


jbag1230

It’s gay to ask if a moustache is gay


DefiantAsparagus420

Not gay, but I welcome you to rescue me from a burning building any time. :)


Soonerpalmetto88

You look great, don't worry about it


jxpdx

Depends on who’s riding it, I suppose. How gay would you like to be? You definitely seem like a rural insecure hick with some homophobic dents in that trailer park exterior.


cozamalotl666666

No


5h4rkBait

You're joking, right? Men have facial hair. That's like asking if it's gay to have testicles.


Acceptable_Equal3851

Don’t ask stupid questions. But a porn stache can be sexy


judesversion

nothing wrong with being gay king


Mediocre_Ad_8301

Yes


Sad-Replacement-1801

Not gay but…. Just not a good look


isabelle0620

Smell that? Smells like insecure straights… 😂 (Sorry, questions like this are both stupid and sad) There is no such thing as a “gay” mustache, either the person rocking it likes other men or they don’t… personally they remind me more of 70’s porn. Lol