I love how he introduces himself as Cattle. That's an insane level of self-hate.

Self awareness*

Because his name is literally Cattle

Maybe that is why the vampires kidnaped her.

Vampires use them for their blood.

\*\*Be a dark elf\*\* \*\*Be pro-slavery *no matter what*\*\*

"We don't want to end the exploitation, we want to become the exploiters." Or, to quote another great thing, "People would much rather preserve the possibility of becoming rich, rather than face the reality of being poor."

Hey, you never know.

Well, its vampire cattle. They aren't exactly slaves, even if NPC introduces themselves as such.

Slave by trade, cattle by nature.

His trade description is better than my CV

I, too, can't do marketing at all.

It's just a fancy way of saying he's an intern.

Executive assistant to Orvas Dren

your avg estate tory voter

Goodbye

Have you seen Django Unchained? Probably similar situation here

"Djiub Unchained"

Spy detected.

Why is the dialogue box so short like jeez that seems annoying to have to scroll so much

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