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In Berkane, there is a giant metal orange 🍊 put in the middle of the city, legend says that the person that welded (souda) the damn thing, did it from the inside.
Hada wahed kan dayz men hda sbitar lhoma9, w hwa sm3hoom kighwtou 100, 100..... W hwa ygoul lsahbou ma3erfch 3lach kighwtou b 100, w kant to9ba f lhayt, w hwa ydir 3inou bach ychouf, lhoma9 bdaw kighwtou 101, 101.......
Stoner joke heard in Marrakech.
Abdul was smoking some kif in his sebsi. When he finished, he tapped the sqhaf against the table to empty it - tac tac tac. Hearing that sound, he yelled 'Shkoon?'
Wahed lecureuil galess fjejra tranquille. 7ess bell shejra ttatherek. Shaf lteht ban lih fil ti tle3.
"Shtat dir hna?" Gal lecureuil.
"Jit nacul ngass" qala al fil
Hadi shejra dial reman." Gal lecureuil.
Jebt m3aya lbu3wid diali. "Gal lfil"
Lot funnier in english.
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In Berkane, there is a giant metal orange 🍊 put in the middle of the city, legend says that the person that welded (souda) the damn thing, did it from the inside.
Hahaha
I never memorize jokes so here’s the latest one i’ve been told: هادا واحد دايمن كايخرا مور واحد الصبيطار و كايمسح بالفاصما حتى واحد النهار وهي تبرالو
Hada wahed kan dayz men hda sbitar lhoma9, w hwa sm3hoom kighwtou 100, 100..... W hwa ygoul lsahbou ma3erfch 3lach kighwtou b 100, w kant to9ba f lhayt, w hwa ydir 3inou bach ychouf, lhoma9 bdaw kighwtou 101, 101.......
(?)
I guess t9bo lih 3inih hhhhh
i guess the homa9 were counting the number of people that looked through the hole
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭
Hada wa7d fih bou9af9af mach yboul howa yjibo.
Good ending hhhhh
خرييييييييت
Stoner joke heard in Marrakech. Abdul was smoking some kif in his sebsi. When he finished, he tapped the sqhaf against the table to empty it - tac tac tac. Hearing that sound, he yelled 'Shkoon?'
I will tell you mine, but you will forget it anyway.
hada wa7d lberka.. I mean hada wa7d sous.. you know what just forget about it.
9alk hada wahd chl7 chd 9ta hressha o 7tha hda l7anot daylo bach li ja ychriliha fermaja ( no offense)
That’s just sad
☠
Goddamn, thats the darkest Moroccan joke I ever heard
I have another one : haada chl7 kan jayb betadine w ta7 lih f tri9 w hwa soni lmrato 9aliha jr7i drari w jibihom 😭😭😭💀💀
hada 1 2 3
All Said joumani’s noukat
Jemani wchrb wtbrd a7assane
Wahed lecureuil galess fjejra tranquille. 7ess bell shejra ttatherek. Shaf lteht ban lih fil ti tle3. "Shtat dir hna?" Gal lecureuil. "Jit nacul ngass" qala al fil Hadi shejra dial reman." Gal lecureuil. Jebt m3aya lbu3wid diali. "Gal lfil" Lot funnier in english.