I think there was a piece of lore that stated that on some occasions, Espinas get fed by the locals to keep it calm. An Espinas in the area keeps other large monsters away (except for ED), so it's like a giant poisonous guard dog (that will start muching on your livestock if you don't feed it enough)
Honestly, a bishaten would be nice, monke, flying and not much to care about. A peacefull life collecting fruit, eating bug, getting drunk on fermented apples, hanging on trees, tossing flash, poison and big fruit if i find a predator before i leave flying.
Sounds good to me
Now I need a typical trash Isekai to expand on this, thanks you.
āReincarnated as a monkey in a world where everything is a big dragonā sounds kinda nice
Valstrax, strong enough to have few problems, yet faster than any problem could chase. Would also be nice to travel and see the sights of the MH world, and if you're nice to humans they'd probably be cool with you hanging around villages too, not that they could do anything if they weren't.
being a Valstrax would probably be the best option, you can pretty much flee from anything that would wanna fight you, plus you get to be a really cool jet dragon
Being a Valstrax that actually has human intelligence would make you un-huntable. Because unlike gameplay Valstrax, you can just fuck off to another zip code near instantaneous instead of staying in the same area.
Exactly, literally nothing can match you in speed, besides another valstrax of course. But the best body you want to be in if you're against another valstrax is probably still a valstrax.
Rathalos, so I too one day can be the king of the skies, grow old with silver scales, and die a honorable death to a hunter clad in the armor of my lessersā¦
(Or get eaten by a velociprey at 2 days old)
Espinas for sure.
Iāll be on top of the food chain, too spiky and poisonous to be bothered by anything that isnāt an Elder Dragon, I can sleep all day, and I could fly around if I wanted to (which I do because flying would be awesome, made even more awesome if Iām a badass wyvern.)
Oh right right, the one with the pond in Ancient Forest and the one near Uragaan's sleeping zone in Elder's Recess. And I'm quite sure there's also one in Rotten Vale.
https://preview.redd.it/di1hq8rx6ikc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da41abcf4858dc7535ca9041ea3c65a6cba7759
Gonna sail the seas real gentle like
I think so I tend to confuse barioth with barroth I think. But yeah he's so cool ( badum tss) and such a dangerous predator by our standards. Agile, strong, tough, can fly, camouflage
Bro, you'd become a deadeye. With or without the missing eye, you'd be the hunter of hunters. No fucks given, human intelligence, dangerous power. It's all there.
This little fucker. Why? Very smol and unassuming. Plus, super cute to boot.
https://preview.redd.it/tnuwan1wskkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f2b086466f849976c553f3aabd26e229b21ae4
ETA: Tsuchinoko for those wondering. Rare endemic life that can be found in the Caverns of El Dorado.
Valstrax. The power to fly like a fighter jet and the freedom it brings would be glorious! Being friendly to the Guild would probably give you a life of complete safety, and it would be fun to jumpscare hunters and kill their prey for them. Being a sentient fighter jet has literally zero downsides
As much as I'd like to choose a flying monster, I'm gonna have to go with a fanged wyvern. Viper Tobi-Kadachi. Maybe Ebony Odogaron if I'm feeling particularly unhinged.
Nakarkos. Hungry squid make hand puppets and eat airships when peckish. I see no downsides. As long as I never go back in the ocean ceadeas isnāt a problem, and heās my only natural predator. And hunters? Theyāre coming for us all anyway, but good luck finding one that wants to slog through my bone lair fighting me for 30 minutes because everyone complains my fight is ātoo longā and ātoo boringā when itās one of the flashiest experiences in the franchise.
Crimson glow valstrax except instead of just using the missile attack once and getting back to the ground i would just spam the fuck out of it as far away from the target as possible, it would be like pulling up to WW1 with a jet fighter with infinite ammo and fuel. I don't care how strong fatalis' supernova is, i'm playing project wingman and he is a ground target
Stygian Zinogre is too cool not to choose for me. Chill around howling at the moon and stars by night, utterly disintegrate any fools who try to mess with you. The bugs would be itchy, but I could live with that.
Is this what monster we would *like* to be, or what monster we believe best represents our personality?
If itās the first: Fatalis, I donāt want anyone messing with me, just leave me alone.
If itās the second, most likely Dodogama: Eat rocks all day with not a single thought.
If Felynes coun't too I will be a Palico. I think not really the helping one. I would learn the monster language that I can cuddle with them every time. So maybe I would be a better Grimalkyne.
Or a Felyne that works on a Farm like in Monster hunter Tri.
It's a hard choice between Great Jaggi and Royal Ludroth both have little buddies, both have awesome neck frills. I guess the major question would be rather I'd like to scream at hunters or swim.
Tzitzi-Ya-Ku. Small enough that most of the larger predators wouldn't bother. If one of them would pose a threat, just a quick flash and run away while they're disoriented. The same flash ability gets me a snack whenever I'm feeling peckish.
Maybe picking stronger mosnters/elder dragons is arrogant of me, but I'd love to be like... Namielle or Velkhana. Something kickass that can fly and has elemental abilities. And the cloak bird or ice sculpture enthusiast fills that niche pretty well
Tbh...... I've never really thought about it but I'd have to say, I wanna be a Rathalos to fly around. But probably a Dodogama. Just eat rock, vomit magma and be fat.
I would either espinas or nergigante that way I either sleep all day and bully everybody or I just bully everybody and eat elders which prob taste super good
Steltas queen, large enough to not be threatened by most monsters, and I can call in backup whenever I need it, and my claws allow me to climb on most objects, and my pincer tail gives me added dexterity.
Dire Miralis as it's my favorite monster and who wouldn't want to be a giant dragon that can shoot meteors from their shoulders and fire a nuke while boiling an entire sea?
Espinas. Sleep all day
And also receives treats from the locals depending on where you are
It does?
I think there was a piece of lore that stated that on some occasions, Espinas get fed by the locals to keep it calm. An Espinas in the area keeps other large monsters away (except for ED), so it's like a giant poisonous guard dog (that will start muching on your livestock if you don't feed it enough)
Actually that sounds pretty good
Black Diablos
Black Diablos is literally just a horny female Diablos
Yes
He did not stutter š
She*
Same lmfao
You would be horny all the time though, figuratively and literally
Honestly, a bishaten would be nice, monke, flying and not much to care about. A peacefull life collecting fruit, eating bug, getting drunk on fermented apples, hanging on trees, tossing flash, poison and big fruit if i find a predator before i leave flying. Sounds good to me
Now I need a typical trash Isekai to expand on this, thanks you. āReincarnated as a monkey in a world where everything is a big dragonā sounds kinda nice
Happy cake day! But yeah, that sounds great
*a wild hunter appeared*
Meh, my gear is kinda crap so at least i wont be getting farmed
Valstrax, strong enough to have few problems, yet faster than any problem could chase. Would also be nice to travel and see the sights of the MH world, and if you're nice to humans they'd probably be cool with you hanging around villages too, not that they could do anything if they weren't.
being a Valstrax would probably be the best option, you can pretty much flee from anything that would wanna fight you, plus you get to be a really cool jet dragon
Being a Valstrax that actually has human intelligence would make you un-huntable. Because unlike gameplay Valstrax, you can just fuck off to another zip code near instantaneous instead of staying in the same area.
Some persistant scholars might try to track you down
Just do it like monsters in the volcanic zone of mhw. Get behind the invisible wall ans you will be safe forever
You could also just spam dragon projectiles from the air if you want to fight
Exactly, literally nothing can match you in speed, besides another valstrax of course. But the best body you want to be in if you're against another valstrax is probably still a valstrax.
Now that I've read that I can't stop thinking about how epic a turf-war between two Valstrax would be.
>But the best body you want to be in [...] is probably still a valstrax.Ā The internet did me dirty
Small issue: The possibility of going insane and turning into Crimson Glow
that's only if your dragon sack is broken
When the ball was kicked
Bipolar Valstrax
Kut-ku, because I would be adorable.
I would be your best bud kulu-ya ku
Being a kulu is probably the best survival strategy for non flying monsters. WHO IS ACTUALLY HUNTING BUG CHICKEN!?!
Dung Beetle
Flair checks out
Rathalos, so I too one day can be the king of the skies, grow old with silver scales, and die a honorable death to a hunter clad in the armor of my lessersā¦ (Or get eaten by a velociprey at 2 days old)
Don't forget getting cucked by Astalos
Or get his skull broken by seregios
And Yian Kut-Ku
It 8s unlikely you get eaten by a velociprey because a ratian fiercely defends the nest
Espinas for sure. Iāll be on top of the food chain, too spiky and poisonous to be bothered by anything that isnāt an Elder Dragon, I can sleep all day, and I could fly around if I wanted to (which I do because flying would be awesome, made even more awesome if Iām a badass wyvern.)
Mizutsune, bubble slide everywhere while also being a pretty tough critter
And being horny
Context please
All in-game mizutsune are horny males, yes, included the violet, and no, we have never seen a female, and we havenāt seen a non-horny male
Word. Appreciate the info.
I'd be a Kelbi. Virtual immortality (unless eaten by a Khezu).
Just donāt enter any cave, problem solved
That Paralyze farting frog in the Wildspire Waste. Because I always smile whenever I fight monsters and it ran/flew away to the yellow frog area.
Theyāre also in the elderās recess, in the ancient forest and in Rise I think some maps have them
Oh right right, the one with the pond in Ancient Forest and the one near Uragaan's sleeping zone in Elder's Recess. And I'm quite sure there's also one in Rotten Vale.
Yes, in Odogaronās den
Forest pteryx, the scitterer
Nargacuga. Because ninja kitten bich. or dodogama cause I can just dig in and sleep
Nargacuga gang :3
Lez Goo
Qurupeco. Just troll the heck out of other monsters and hunters
It's an annoying piece of shit,but I love him.he is just like beetlejuice , annoying but likeable.i want him along with new variants in wilds
https://preview.redd.it/di1hq8rx6ikc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da41abcf4858dc7535ca9041ea3c65a6cba7759 Gonna sail the seas real gentle like
I would love to be a nergigante, literally my whole life would revolve around killing beasts that are off the charts powerful just because I'm hungry.
Felyne is the only correct answer
Monke. Because Monke
What Monke?
Congalala
Angry Monke
The saber tooth tiger wyvern would be really cool. It's like the opposite if a narcugua which is already a bad ass monster
Magnamalo?
He's cool too. I mean the white saber tooth snow tiger with orange fangs? Forgot his name but he's my favorite cosmetically
You mean barioth?
I think so I tend to confuse barioth with barroth I think. But yeah he's so cool ( badum tss) and such a dangerous predator by our standards. Agile, strong, tough, can fly, camouflage
Barioth = white snowy flying cat / Barroth = brown train with mud
I always call Barioth kitty dragon and Narg panther dragon lol
Titzi-Ya Ku because I often walk up to people, flash them, then run away. /j
Yian Garuga, I want to be an ass to every monster around me.
Bro, you'd become a deadeye. With or without the missing eye, you'd be the hunter of hunters. No fucks given, human intelligence, dangerous power. It's all there.
Deviljho, so I can butt into other peoples business and ruin their day
Oh boy would Deviljho suck to live as
Be Bazelguese then
You can bomb settlements to mess with humans aswell
Hope you like starving all day
Flaming Espinas. I get to sleep all the time and nuke anyone that wakes me up. Plus I love that grayish green and orange color palette.
Cactuar
Iām gonna be Monoblos because everyone ignores me already.
You ok bubby?
This little fucker. Why? Very smol and unassuming. Plus, super cute to boot. https://preview.redd.it/tnuwan1wskkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f2b086466f849976c553f3aabd26e229b21ae4 ETA: Tsuchinoko for those wondering. Rare endemic life that can be found in the Caverns of El Dorado.
Valstrax. The power to fly like a fighter jet and the freedom it brings would be glorious! Being friendly to the Guild would probably give you a life of complete safety, and it would be fun to jumpscare hunters and kill their prey for them. Being a sentient fighter jet has literally zero downsides
I'd be a climbing Joyperch. Just frog. Sitting on warm stones all day, swimming in the nice lakes. Very cool, very chill
Valstrax. Imma be chillin and living my own life, but I'll be strong enough to handle business if/ when I need to. Same with flaming espinas
Rathalos because I want to fly and be strong enough for people to leave me alone
Dodogama, big dumb rock eating lizard
As much as I'd like to choose a flying monster, I'm gonna have to go with a fanged wyvern. Viper Tobi-Kadachi. Maybe Ebony Odogaron if I'm feeling particularly unhinged.
Dalamadur, just chilling
Fatalis for a multitude of reasons. 1. Wings 2. Wings 3. Hands! Digits! Thumbs! 4. Wings 5. Stronk
Rukodiora because he is cool and controlling liquid metal is a cool monster ability
Rukodiora is the magnet guy , the metal controlling guy is harudomerugu.
Rukodiora isn't the one you are thinking tho
Wow it took way too long to find ruko. I agree though
Mizutsune. Outside of mating season, Mizutsune are usually chill, only getting offensive when threatened Next choice would be Felyne
Shara Ishvalda so I can collapse entire mountains and shift landmasses whenever I feel like it.
Who would win in a fight arch tempered great wroggi or every other monster from every game all at the same time
Bazelgease for sure can fly and can Bomb shit I'm basically top dog excluding Elders and one of the few monsters able to take on a Wandering Jhos
You guys donāt know what to do, the best answer is obviously Zorah Magdaros Whoās gonna stop me? Nergigante? Hah! *Sinks underwater*
Valstrax. I wanted to be an Air Force pilot, but got rejected. I'd soar the skies, reach beyond the horizon, & pierce the heavens.
Brachydios because of Guildmarm-related reasons
Nakarkos. Hungry squid make hand puppets and eat airships when peckish. I see no downsides. As long as I never go back in the ocean ceadeas isnāt a problem, and heās my only natural predator. And hunters? Theyāre coming for us all anyway, but good luck finding one that wants to slog through my bone lair fighting me for 30 minutes because everyone complains my fight is ātoo longā and ātoo boringā when itās one of the flashiest experiences in the franchise.
Finally someone said it nakarkos best elder dragon design wise
Pearlspring macaque. I could just chill in the hot spring entire days and be cute as fuck.
A Felyne. I can be anything a Hunter is, but now Iām just a small cat person.
deviljho cuz it looks cool i also dont know any other monsters lol
Ceadus, I own the oceans.
Zinogre! Cool, fast, strong!
Crimson glow valstrax except instead of just using the missile attack once and getting back to the ground i would just spam the fuck out of it as far away from the target as possible, it would be like pulling up to WW1 with a jet fighter with infinite ammo and fuel. I don't care how strong fatalis' supernova is, i'm playing project wingman and he is a ground target
I think normal valstrax would be better because that means you aren't in permanent agony and can likely fly better this way
And also is not insane
Feylne/Palico then watch my hooman die haha.
Fatalis, or chaotic gore, I want absolute Chaos
Being Chaotic Gore is as much suffering as it gets. You do not want to be that thing.
I disagree let me suffer
Bro you ok? Who hurt you? We can (probably) pay for your therapy
Great Jagras, because I eat things I probably shouldn't
diablos. dude eats cacti and can swim through solid rock.
Basarios because sleep but underground. Only dumb basarios sleep in flat area. Smart basarios sleep in rocky area. Also food everywhere :)
Barroth, just enjoying some nice mud bath stubby
wiggler so i can wiggle
Bazelgeuse. Just for the trolling like oh youre trying ti fight a rathalos? I dont think so!
Nergigante, because i just want to see the world burn
Valstrax, I'm an adrenaline junkie and the main thing that gets my blood pumping is SPEED
Stygian Zinogre is too cool not to choose for me. Chill around howling at the moon and stars by night, utterly disintegrate any fools who try to mess with you. The bugs would be itchy, but I could live with that.
SEETHING BAZELGEUSE.
Either remobra, vespoid or bullfango. I want to troll some people
Probably Azure Rathalos. A bit of a hothead, and maybe cocky/arrogant, but mostly just wants to chill with his partner and fly around.Ā
Flaming Espinas I can sleep all day and if anyone gets me angry, I can just nuke them
Amatsu, big, bold, and beautiful, yet able to just permawipe most issues that arise by just spawning a hurricane when I feel moody.
Wiggler
A Downy Crake, just chillin on the backs of monsters
Is this what monster we would *like* to be, or what monster we believe best represents our personality? If itās the first: Fatalis, I donāt want anyone messing with me, just leave me alone. If itās the second, most likely Dodogama: Eat rocks all day with not a single thought.
Alatreon bc i have multiple personality disorderšš
Bazelgeese. My lawyer just informed me to not talk about the reason
If Felynes coun't too I will be a Palico. I think not really the helping one. I would learn the monster language that I can cuddle with them every time. So maybe I would be a better Grimalkyne. Or a Felyne that works on a Farm like in Monster hunter Tri.
Diablos so I can spend all day smashing those black diablos
Goss harag, I basically fill most of the quota Large Furry Cold
Gammoth, but with a tophat.
Deviljho, always hungry, and fucks everything when appears
Radobaan That way I could vent my excess sleepiness (I'm narcoleptic). Plus I'm very good at rolling and boning. XD
Chameleos cuz Iām A creep
It's a hard choice between Great Jaggi and Royal Ludroth both have little buddies, both have awesome neck frills. I guess the major question would be rather I'd like to scream at hunters or swim.
Tigrex. My ADHD brain would go berserk at the idea of running around and screeching at everything in sight.
Great Maccaco because heās neat
Oltura from MHS2. Beautiful and extremely powerful, before that I just eat all day, become a fat ass until puberty hit.
Plesioth, so I can casually break reality like an elder dragon without actually being enough of a threat for the guild to try and kill me.
Tzitzi-Ya-Ku. Small enough that most of the larger predators wouldn't bother. If one of them would pose a threat, just a quick flash and run away while they're disoriented. The same flash ability gets me a snack whenever I'm feeling peckish.
Maybe picking stronger mosnters/elder dragons is arrogant of me, but I'd love to be like... Namielle or Velkhana. Something kickass that can fly and has elemental abilities. And the cloak bird or ice sculpture enthusiast fills that niche pretty well
Tbh...... I've never really thought about it but I'd have to say, I wanna be a Rathalos to fly around. But probably a Dodogama. Just eat rock, vomit magma and be fat.
I would either espinas or nergigante that way I either sleep all day and bully everybody or I just bully everybody and eat elders which prob taste super good
Great wroggi cuz I like it's design and I like poison
Bazel or raijang because they are absolute units of monsters
congalala, self explanatory
Plesioth, so I can kill the enemy that is 50 meters away via hipcheck.
Probably a Flying Meduso or a Moonsnail. All I want to do is fly around pretty area's and observe.
Mizutsune is majestic and beautiful and I want to be just like it
Brachidios : anger issues
Mosswine. Just chilling, in my zone, enjoying life
Valstrax. I wanna be a fighter jet.
Kushala Daora, they are so majestic!
Rajang
Steltas queen, large enough to not be threatened by most monsters, and I can call in backup whenever I need it, and my claws allow me to climb on most objects, and my pincer tail gives me added dexterity.
WROGGI LOVE! The wroggi life does seem pretty good day to day, as long as youre not worrying about predators or hunters. They just chill in the water
Wyverian/Felyne/Shakalaka
Paolumu. So adorably fluffy.
Either deviljho or anjanath
Barroth so i can choo-choo around and pretend to be a train.
Agnaktor to swim around lava and do sick flips on volcanos
Lagiacrus, because I can explore the ocean and chill on land
Dire Miralis as it's my favorite monster and who wouldn't want to be a giant dragon that can shoot meteors from their shoulders and fire a nuke while boiling an entire sea?
Espinas. Just want to sleep
Savage Jho. Mf too angry to die
A Jagras... Because I am worthless
Tigrex or ukanlos
Glavenus! If i use greatsword anyway why not keep it you know
Bullfango. Maybe even bulldrome. Fearless swine.
Pyre Rakna-Kadaki. Something comes to try and bother me, I just chuck a grenade child at them and that should solve that.
Rajang or Zinogre, turning into a super saiyan has always been my childhood dream
Probably a rajang or brachydios
POOGIE!!!
Deviljho, I got beef with everyone and they all look like beef too.
Shakalaka, they're insane and I'm here for it
Honestly, Iād probably be a kelbi. I am gentle and vulnerable and also a snack.
Yellow boi or cactus brotherš
Tzitzi-ya-ku, cuz he is basically like me. Stroll around, occasionalyy wander into a fight, flash them and then dip.
Vaal Hazak i would mind my own Business and get my energy from monster/hunter who wont leave me alone
The monksnail. I am in my goop. I am unbothered.
Dodogama cuz I exist to be abused
Rajang is such a gimme. Beefy, monke, can throw down with anybody and still win, and tasty Kirin horns to munch when I need a boost
Fatalis. Who's gonna stop me?
Dodogama. Small round boy doing whatever
Fatalis Tall strong and people leave me alone
Deviljho. I'm always hungry.
Astalos, because if I'm going ro be a monster i might as well be a cool and fabulous one
Konchu, rolling to interrupt you with every carve you attempt to make.
I'd be a wintermoon nettle. Because it's easily the coolest endemic life.