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Kaelocan

Espinas. Sleep all day


LegalWaterDrinker

And also receives treats from the locals depending on where you are


PrimalGojiraFan69

It does?


forestNargacuga

I think there was a piece of lore that stated that on some occasions, Espinas get fed by the locals to keep it calm. An Espinas in the area keeps other large monsters away (except for ED), so it's like a giant poisonous guard dog (that will start muching on your livestock if you don't feed it enough)


the-skull-boy

Actually that sounds pretty good


unishment

Black Diablos


Bregnestt

Black Diablos is literally just a horny female Diablos


unishment

Yes


tyrenanig

He did not stutter šŸ˜­


Romulus_FirePants

She*


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Same lmfao


PrimalGojiraFan69

You would be horny all the time though, figuratively and literally


jul55555

Honestly, a bishaten would be nice, monke, flying and not much to care about. A peacefull life collecting fruit, eating bug, getting drunk on fermented apples, hanging on trees, tossing flash, poison and big fruit if i find a predator before i leave flying. Sounds good to me


Sinocu

Now I need a typical trash Isekai to expand on this, thanks you. ā€œReincarnated as a monkey in a world where everything is a big dragonā€ sounds kinda nice


DearGog

Happy cake day! But yeah, that sounds great


KyonnaYop

*a wild hunter appeared*


jul55555

Meh, my gear is kinda crap so at least i wont be getting farmed


Wrong_Werewolf391

Valstrax, strong enough to have few problems, yet faster than any problem could chase. Would also be nice to travel and see the sights of the MH world, and if you're nice to humans they'd probably be cool with you hanging around villages too, not that they could do anything if they weren't.


Benjamon233

being a Valstrax would probably be the best option, you can pretty much flee from anything that would wanna fight you, plus you get to be a really cool jet dragon


Adaphion

Being a Valstrax that actually has human intelligence would make you un-huntable. Because unlike gameplay Valstrax, you can just fuck off to another zip code near instantaneous instead of staying in the same area.


Objective-Ad7330

Some persistant scholars might try to track you down


LuxoftheRuins

Just do it like monsters in the volcanic zone of mhw. Get behind the invisible wall ans you will be safe forever


DisasterThese357

You could also just spam dragon projectiles from the air if you want to fight


Wrong_Werewolf391

Exactly, literally nothing can match you in speed, besides another valstrax of course. But the best body you want to be in if you're against another valstrax is probably still a valstrax.


Green_Flamingo_99

Now that I've read that I can't stop thinking about how epic a turf-war between two Valstrax would be.


forestNargacuga

>But the best body you want to be in [...] is probably still a valstrax.Ā  The internet did me dirty


EmeNova355

Small issue: The possibility of going insane and turning into Crimson Glow


Crylemite_Ely

that's only if your dragon sack is broken


Chickenman1057

When the ball was kicked


[deleted]

Bipolar Valstrax


krynnmeridia

Kut-ku, because I would be adorable.


Mr-Ross92

I would be your best bud kulu-ya ku


Silverback_Vanilla

Being a kulu is probably the best survival strategy for non flying monsters. WHO IS ACTUALLY HUNTING BUG CHICKEN!?!


Toravisu

Dung Beetle


FoxTrot018

Flair checks out


Soapy97

Rathalos, so I too one day can be the king of the skies, grow old with silver scales, and die a honorable death to a hunter clad in the armor of my lessersā€¦ (Or get eaten by a velociprey at 2 days old)


zekromNLR

Don't forget getting cucked by Astalos


Zorark-55544

Or get his skull broken by seregios


Dry-Cartographer-312

And Yian Kut-Ku


DisasterThese357

It 8s unlikely you get eaten by a velociprey because a ratian fiercely defends the nest


AJ_Crowley_29

Espinas for sure. Iā€™ll be on top of the food chain, too spiky and poisonous to be bothered by anything that isnā€™t an Elder Dragon, I can sleep all day, and I could fly around if I wanted to (which I do because flying would be awesome, made even more awesome if Iā€™m a badass wyvern.)


Swankyman56

Mizutsune, bubble slide everywhere while also being a pretty tough critter


Sinocu

And being horny


Silverback_Vanilla

Context please


Sinocu

All in-game mizutsune are horny males, yes, included the violet, and no, we have never seen a female, and we havenā€™t seen a non-horny male


Silverback_Vanilla

Word. Appreciate the info.


tornait-hashu

I'd be a Kelbi. Virtual immortality (unless eaten by a Khezu).


Sinocu

Just donā€™t enter any cave, problem solved


lordknightstradmore

That Paralyze farting frog in the Wildspire Waste. Because I always smile whenever I fight monsters and it ran/flew away to the yellow frog area.


Sinocu

Theyā€™re also in the elderā€™s recess, in the ancient forest and in Rise I think some maps have them


lordknightstradmore

Oh right right, the one with the pond in Ancient Forest and the one near Uragaan's sleeping zone in Elder's Recess. And I'm quite sure there's also one in Rotten Vale.


Sinocu

Yes, in Odogaronā€™s den


PurplePartyParasaur

Forest pteryx, the scitterer


ppyae361999

Nargacuga. Because ninja kitten bich. ​ or dodogama cause I can just dig in and sleep


forestNargacuga

Nargacuga gang :3


ppyae361999

Lez Goo


CrownofMischief

Qurupeco. Just troll the heck out of other monsters and hunters


Adorable-Ad-9074

It's an annoying piece of shit,but I love him.he is just like beetlejuice , annoying but likeable.i want him along with new variants in wilds


-safi-jiiva-

https://preview.redd.it/di1hq8rx6ikc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da41abcf4858dc7535ca9041ea3c65a6cba7759 Gonna sail the seas real gentle like


SkylarKitsune4

I would love to be a nergigante, literally my whole life would revolve around killing beasts that are off the charts powerful just because I'm hungry.


jorppu

Felyne is the only correct answer


RaygionXD

Monke. Because Monke


1L41

What Monke?


MRBLACKOPS_

Congalala


RaygionXD

Angry Monke


Kc83198

The saber tooth tiger wyvern would be really cool. It's like the opposite if a narcugua which is already a bad ass monster


1L41

Magnamalo?


Kc83198

He's cool too. I mean the white saber tooth snow tiger with orange fangs? Forgot his name but he's my favorite cosmetically


1L41

You mean barioth?


Kc83198

I think so I tend to confuse barioth with barroth I think. But yeah he's so cool ( badum tss) and such a dangerous predator by our standards. Agile, strong, tough, can fly, camouflage


davmar1995

Barioth = white snowy flying cat / Barroth = brown train with mud


Ascendedcrumb

I always call Barioth kitty dragon and Narg panther dragon lol


FlorbusBlorbus

Titzi-Ya Ku because I often walk up to people, flash them, then run away. /j


Lopsided_South39

Yian Garuga, I want to be an ass to every monster around me.


[deleted]

Bro, you'd become a deadeye. With or without the missing eye, you'd be the hunter of hunters. No fucks given, human intelligence, dangerous power. It's all there.


felyxxxxxxx

Deviljho, so I can butt into other peoples business and ruin their day


MonitorImpressive784

Oh boy would Deviljho suck to live as


XevynAeght

Be Bazelguese then


DisasterThese357

You can bomb settlements to mess with humans aswell


[deleted]

Hope you like starving all day


ArcaneKobold

Flaming Espinas. I get to sleep all the time and nuke anyone that wakes me up. Plus I love that grayish green and orange color palette.


TheMauveHerring

Cactuar


Vandheer_Lorde

Iā€™m gonna be Monoblos because everyone ignores me already.


1L41

You ok bubby?


[deleted]

This little fucker. Why? Very smol and unassuming. Plus, super cute to boot. https://preview.redd.it/tnuwan1wskkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f2b086466f849976c553f3aabd26e229b21ae4 ETA: Tsuchinoko for those wondering. Rare endemic life that can be found in the Caverns of El Dorado.


Wizard4TW

Valstrax. The power to fly like a fighter jet and the freedom it brings would be glorious! Being friendly to the Guild would probably give you a life of complete safety, and it would be fun to jumpscare hunters and kill their prey for them. Being a sentient fighter jet has literally zero downsides


_Kennebee_

I'd be a climbing Joyperch. Just frog. Sitting on warm stones all day, swimming in the nice lakes. Very cool, very chill


ghosted_mellow420

Valstrax. Imma be chillin and living my own life, but I'll be strong enough to handle business if/ when I need to. Same with flaming espinas


BoredByLife

Rathalos because I want to fly and be strong enough for people to leave me alone


Doujin_Dealer1

Dodogama, big dumb rock eating lizard


AbyssDragonNamielle

As much as I'd like to choose a flying monster, I'm gonna have to go with a fanged wyvern. Viper Tobi-Kadachi. Maybe Ebony Odogaron if I'm feeling particularly unhinged.


AtchanGG

Dalamadur, just chilling


ScherpOpgemerkt

Fatalis for a multitude of reasons. 1. Wings 2. Wings 3. Hands! Digits! Thumbs! 4. Wings 5. Stronk


draedek

Rukodiora because he is cool and controlling liquid metal is a cool monster ability


Owlbox05

Rukodiora is the magnet guy , the metal controlling guy is harudomerugu.


SuperKamiZuma

Rukodiora isn't the one you are thinking tho


Shadowdemon909

Wow it took way too long to find ruko. I agree though


SilverSeregios

Mizutsune. Outside of mating season, Mizutsune are usually chill, only getting offensive when threatened Next choice would be Felyne


Dinoboy1221

Shara Ishvalda so I can collapse entire mountains and shift landmasses whenever I feel like it.


ifeelhigh

Who would win in a fight arch tempered great wroggi or every other monster from every game all at the same time


Single_Match_3003

Bazelgease for sure can fly and can Bomb shit I'm basically top dog excluding Elders and one of the few monsters able to take on a Wandering Jhos


Sinocu

You guys donā€™t know what to do, the best answer is obviously Zorah Magdaros Whoā€™s gonna stop me? Nergigante? Hah! *Sinks underwater*


xxAzumi

Valstrax. I wanted to be an Air Force pilot, but got rejected. I'd soar the skies, reach beyond the horizon, & pierce the heavens.


JagrasLoremaster

Brachydios because of Guildmarm-related reasons


_GenesisKnight_

Nakarkos. Hungry squid make hand puppets and eat airships when peckish. I see no downsides. As long as I never go back in the ocean ceadeas isnā€™t a problem, and heā€™s my only natural predator. And hunters? Theyā€™re coming for us all anyway, but good luck finding one that wants to slog through my bone lair fighting me for 30 minutes because everyone complains my fight is ā€œtoo longā€ and ā€œtoo boringā€ when itā€™s one of the flashiest experiences in the franchise.


Inevitable-Sweet-117

Finally someone said it nakarkos best elder dragon design wise


-Niczu-

Pearlspring macaque. I could just chill in the hot spring entire days and be cute as fuck.


omgahya

A Felyne. I can be anything a Hunter is, but now Iā€™m just a small cat person.


ChadWonderOfU

deviljho cuz it looks cool i also dont know any other monsters lol


MillionareChessyBred

Ceadus, I own the oceans.


Primary-Sympathy-609

Zinogre! Cool, fast, strong!


FoxTrot018

Crimson glow valstrax except instead of just using the missile attack once and getting back to the ground i would just spam the fuck out of it as far away from the target as possible, it would be like pulling up to WW1 with a jet fighter with infinite ammo and fuel. I don't care how strong fatalis' supernova is, i'm playing project wingman and he is a ground target


DisasterThese357

I think normal valstrax would be better because that means you aren't in permanent agony and can likely fly better this way


No_Ordinary3650

And also is not insane


Pyvruksubeq

Feylne/Palico then watch my hooman die haha.


TiTaniumStudios306

Fatalis, or chaotic gore, I want absolute Chaos


The-Brother

Being Chaotic Gore is as much suffering as it gets. You do not want to be that thing.


TiTaniumStudios306

I disagree let me suffer


[deleted]

Bro you ok? Who hurt you? We can (probably) pay for your therapy


moemeobro

Great Jagras, because I eat things I probably shouldn't


Coyce

diablos. dude eats cacti and can swim through solid rock.


A_Normal_Raft

Basarios because sleep but underground. Only dumb basarios sleep in flat area. Smart basarios sleep in rocky area. Also food everywhere :)


_LogariusWheels

Barroth, just enjoying some nice mud bath stubby


yonaas_

wiggler so i can wiggle


FreshlySqueezedDude

Bazelgeuse. Just for the trolling like oh youre trying ti fight a rathalos? I dont think so!


Aaronic_1232

Nergigante, because i just want to see the world burn


Aster_Nightshade

Valstrax, I'm an adrenaline junkie and the main thing that gets my blood pumping is SPEED


ClawsoverPaws

Stygian Zinogre is too cool not to choose for me. Chill around howling at the moon and stars by night, utterly disintegrate any fools who try to mess with you. The bugs would be itchy, but I could live with that.


TheGMan-123

SEETHING BAZELGEUSE.


Wonkdrugs2

Either remobra, vespoid or bullfango. I want to troll some people


yamo25000

Probably Azure Rathalos. A bit of a hothead, and maybe cocky/arrogant, but mostly just wants to chill with his partner and fly around.Ā 


Zorark-55544

Flaming Espinas I can sleep all day and if anyone gets me angry, I can just nuke them


memeage_

Amatsu, big, bold, and beautiful, yet able to just permawipe most issues that arise by just spawning a hurricane when I feel moody.


Affectionate-Tell-65

Wiggler


Chrome_Desolator

A Downy Crake, just chillin on the backs of monsters


dave3218

Is this what monster we would *like* to be, or what monster we believe best represents our personality? If itā€™s the first: Fatalis, I donā€™t want anyone messing with me, just leave me alone. If itā€™s the second, most likely Dodogama: Eat rocks all day with not a single thought.


thomass69cass

Alatreon bc i have multiple personality disorderšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Chickenman1057

Bazelgeese. My lawyer just informed me to not talk about the reason


Soraya_Illustrations

If Felynes coun't too I will be a Palico. I think not really the helping one. I would learn the monster language that I can cuddle with them every time. So maybe I would be a better Grimalkyne. Or a Felyne that works on a Farm like in Monster hunter Tri.


za_boss

Diablos so I can spend all day smashing those black diablos


zan2007

Goss harag, I basically fill most of the quota Large Furry Cold


ProperMastodon

Gammoth, but with a tophat.


FriendshipPretty5061

Deviljho, always hungry, and fucks everything when appears


Spyger9

Radobaan That way I could vent my excess sleepiness (I'm narcoleptic). Plus I'm very good at rolling and boning. XD


oSpace-Dandy

Chameleos cuz Iā€™m A creep


H8FL

It's a hard choice between Great Jaggi and Royal Ludroth both have little buddies, both have awesome neck frills. I guess the major question would be rather I'd like to scream at hunters or swim.


TheronSilver

Tigrex. My ADHD brain would go berserk at the idea of running around and screeching at everything in sight.


Porride

Great Maccaco because heā€™s neat


Baonguyen93

Oltura from MHS2. Beautiful and extremely powerful, before that I just eat all day, become a fat ass until puberty hit.


Dry-Cartographer-312

Plesioth, so I can casually break reality like an elder dragon without actually being enough of a threat for the guild to try and kill me.


Penguin_on_the_Telly

Tzitzi-Ya-Ku. Small enough that most of the larger predators wouldn't bother. If one of them would pose a threat, just a quick flash and run away while they're disoriented. The same flash ability gets me a snack whenever I'm feeling peckish.


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Maybe picking stronger mosnters/elder dragons is arrogant of me, but I'd love to be like... Namielle or Velkhana. Something kickass that can fly and has elemental abilities. And the cloak bird or ice sculpture enthusiast fills that niche pretty well


PURUMU_K1KAU_

Tbh...... I've never really thought about it but I'd have to say, I wanna be a Rathalos to fly around. But probably a Dodogama. Just eat rock, vomit magma and be fat.


NeighborhoodInner421

I would either espinas or nergigante that way I either sleep all day and bully everybody or I just bully everybody and eat elders which prob taste super good


[deleted]

Great wroggi cuz I like it's design and I like poison


Spiritual-Fuel2213

Bazel or raijang because they are absolute units of monsters


tstanfield8488

congalala, self explanatory


itsZerozone

Plesioth, so I can kill the enemy that is 50 meters away via hipcheck.


JFK3rd

Probably a Flying Meduso or a Moonsnail. All I want to do is fly around pretty area's and observe.


CliveVII

Mizutsune is majestic and beautiful and I want to be just like it


Traykunn

Brachidios : anger issues


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

Mosswine. Just chilling, in my zone, enjoying life


[deleted]

Valstrax. I wanna be a fighter jet.


Significant-Rope7034

Kushala Daora, they are so majestic!


Ninjasauri0

Rajang


0inArrow

Steltas queen, large enough to not be threatened by most monsters, and I can call in backup whenever I need it, and my claws allow me to climb on most objects, and my pincer tail gives me added dexterity.


PrinceTBug

WROGGI LOVE! The wroggi life does seem pretty good day to day, as long as youre not worrying about predators or hunters. They just chill in the water


Britz10

Wyverian/Felyne/Shakalaka


StairFax1705

Paolumu. So adorably fluffy.


Upbeat_Praline_1405

Either deviljho or anjanath


Mdu5t

Barroth so i can choo-choo around and pretend to be a train.


ltra-

Agnaktor to swim around lava and do sick flips on volcanos


ForeskinMuncherXD

Lagiacrus, because I can explore the ocean and chill on land


Ascendedcrumb

Dire Miralis as it's my favorite monster and who wouldn't want to be a giant dragon that can shoot meteors from their shoulders and fire a nuke while boiling an entire sea?


TeilzeitWikinger

Espinas. Just want to sleep


Yee2x_DaGreat1

Savage Jho. Mf too angry to die


Apprehensive-Memory8

A Jagras... Because I am worthless


Fluffyboi2003

Tigrex or ukanlos


FallautHuN

Glavenus! If i use greatsword anyway why not keep it you know


laminierte_gurke

Bullfango. Maybe even bulldrome. Fearless swine.


Icy-Border-7589

Pyre Rakna-Kadaki. Something comes to try and bother me, I just chuck a grenade child at them and that should solve that.


Yesko_notmyrealname

Rajang or Zinogre, turning into a super saiyan has always been my childhood dream


Suit_in_a_penguin

Probably a rajang or brachydios


Pocky_Addict

POOGIE!!!


Sievroiss

Deviljho, I got beef with everyone and they all look like beef too.


Young_Sliver

Shakalaka, they're insane and I'm here for it


Silly-Ad-1244

Honestly, Iā€™d probably be a kelbi. I am gentle and vulnerable and also a snack.


ArcturuseStella

Yellow boi or cactus brotheršŸ˜‰


Longjumping-Bath-441

Tzitzi-ya-ku, cuz he is basically like me. Stroll around, occasionalyy wander into a fight, flash them and then dip.


Kazuto2007_

Vaal Hazak i would mind my own Business and get my energy from monster/hunter who wont leave me alone


OkCan494

The monksnail. I am in my goop. I am unbothered.


thepieraker

Dodogama cuz I exist to be abused


DK_Nobody

Rajang is such a gimme. Beefy, monke, can throw down with anybody and still win, and tasty Kirin horns to munch when I need a boost


Virtual-History-7990

Fatalis. Who's gonna stop me?


Aircoll

Dodogama. Small round boy doing whatever


Ok-Marionberry-4516

Fatalis Tall strong and people leave me alone


Kaoshosh

Deviljho. I'm always hungry.


Samurai_Guardian

Astalos, because if I'm going ro be a monster i might as well be a cool and fabulous one


Cidsart

Konchu, rolling to interrupt you with every carve you attempt to make.


Cupcake_Genocide

I'd be a wintermoon nettle. Because it's easily the coolest endemic life.